Wolfstar raising Harry
Sirius: I’ll have two chocolate chip cookies please
Harry: *who’s playing in his plastic kitchen* that’ll be £10. Or you can get four chocolate chip cookies for £20!
Sirius: that doesn’t sound like a deal to me
Harry: *yelling* NO ONE SAID IT WAS
Sirius: . . . Four chocolate chip cookies would be great
Remus: it’s okay, I payed £50 for a hamburger without the fries
Harry: *shrugging* the dog ate them
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getting a little bit tired of the sirius black victim blaming that comes with the increasing popularity of regulus.
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Sirius Black is just so gender.
~~~♤~~~
Are you a guy who wants to act hyper feminine but still be seen as a guy? Sirius Black.
Are you a girl who wants to wear masculine clothes but still be drop dead gorgeous? Sirius Black.
Non binary but wanting to pull of both masc features and also makeup? Sirius Black.
Gender-fluid and worried the constant changing will make you look weird? Sirius Black.
Literally and problem you can think of can be solved by just asking yourself:
Would Sirius Black still be hot if he dressed/looked/acted like this?
The answer is yes. The answer is always yes.
~~~♤~~~
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Sirius: If my mom did one thing, she didn’t raise a quitter. instead she raised a depressed idiotic homosexual
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Remus: that was so embarrassing-
Remus: do you think anyone noticed?
Sirius: WTF DO YOU MEAN-
Sirius: YOU JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR
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the marauders as weather phenomenons
(i don’t know what else to call it lol)
James - the sun
Lily - lunar eclipse
Pandora - snow
Marlene - lightning (but the purple kind)
Sirius - the stars (obviously)
Alice - rain
Regulus - fog
Peter - thunder
Mary - rainbow
Dorcas - shooting star
Remus - the moon
Frank - clouds
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Sirius : good morning starshine!! The earth says hello!!
Regulus : shut the fuck up.
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james and sirius: we have a plan
remus: is it a good plan?
james:
sirius:
remus: well??
james and sirius: we have a plan!
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sirius, sarcastically: i have feelings too, you know?
regulus: what do you mean, "too"?
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James: which would you rather be; a dragon or a unicorn?
Sirius: prongs, I’m me. Why would I want to be anything else?
James: that’s the most psychologically healthy thing you’ve ever said
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Sirius Black Lyrics/Songs
Graceland Too by Phoebe Bridgers
Trees and Flowers by Strawberry Switchblade
anything by Adrianne Lenker
Ride by Lana Del Ray
Alien Blues by Vundabar
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character bingo!!
sirius
and i can confirm the "if anything happens to them i will cry bc i did cry and get cry all over my book
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Sirius: Momma didn’t raise no quitter
Regulus: Actually our mother didn’t raise us at all so I am in fact, a quitter
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Sirius, standing in front of his own wanted poster: damn it’s hard being this sexy, everyone wants me
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James: hey lily flower, Harry and I just got done decorating our cat
Lily: oh oka-
Lily: what cat?!
Lily: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN DECORATED?!
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Sirius : I’m at the store, do you want something?
Remus : Chocolate
Sirius : But I just got you some yesterday?
Remus : One can never have enough chocolate.
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