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johnnyutah · 29 days
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ghouljams · 9 months
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Are you fucking kidding me???? Like??? Be real??? I have been asking you to write a fucking executioner!Konig for months and all I get is diddly. But some rando asks for a medieval!cod and you headcanon for everyone BUT Konig????? Don’t ever talk to me again. I hope you date goes bad. Karma is a bitch. I hate you.
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Where's my call-out post bitch? I'm literally just called you about writing fic for you. What happened to not reading your older siblings writing? Huh???
I'm spraying König with the hose right now, are you happy? Die.
König is a hunter. He likes the quiet of it, the solitude. It's easier to think with a bow or a knife in his hands. And it's simple. Hunting doesn't mean he has to talk to anyone, he sells to the butcher, keeps what he wants. The most talking he has to do is when he goes out to buy bread. Past that there's no reason to say anything to anyone.
Not that anyone wants to talk to him anyway. The deadly hunter, the silent giant, he is feared and respected in equal measure. He lives on the edge of town where he won't get visitors and its enough to make him call himself happy. Whether or not he actually is, is up for debate.
He's hunting when he first sees you. You're by the river, doing your washing against the well worn stones. The quiet birdsong and rustle of leaves accompany your humming. He watches you silently from his hide. The sun hits your cheeks through the leaves of the forest, and you're so beautiful he thinks you might be a nymph or some other spirit of the woods. He doesn't catch anything that day, too preoccupied with his silent vigil.
The next time he sees you is further down the river. He'd been careful to avoid the shallow end of it, not wanting to disturb you or his hunt. It's a wasted thought. You've waded out into the basin of the river, your clothes folded neatly on the shore as you slough off the summer heat and sweat. He watches you longer than he should, longer than is proper. He thinks of you later when he's alone.
He meets you a third time buying bread from the only decent baker in town. He's dropping coin into their waiting hand when you come out from the kitchen with fresh loaves. His mouth goes dry as you catch his eye and smile.
"You're in that house on the edge of the forest, right?" You ask, sweet as can be. He nods. "It must be a long walk here," another nod, "and lonely?" He hesitates, you smile a little wider, "maybe I can make a delivery sometime."
"That would be kind of you," he isn't sure quite how to respond, too worried he'll give himself away if he says too much, or too little.
"Yeah? I figure if you see me more often you won't have to spy on me in the woods." Your smile doesn't falter, König leaves quickly.
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aropride · 2 months
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phoebelovingcare · 1 year
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happy jambirthday girls!!!
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pinkbeeps · 10 months
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He just gets me
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beepathan · 5 days
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astralcurses · 7 months
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i just sneezed really loudly and all three of my sisters yelled "no" in unison in response from across the house
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birthdaywolf · 22 days
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just so ygs know @willowfey just said
"the impies"
to mean..... implications
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lumycena · 1 year
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i was told someone needed to see delilah doing a sick ass kick flip today
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today should have been my sister's 33rd birthday
tell people you love them while they're here
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fireyfangs · 2 months
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It has been too long since I've bapped my sister with my tail.
Which means she'll never see it coming!
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johnnyutah · 3 months
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TOAD RRIP!
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ghouljams · 5 months
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On the train home from the office just thinkin. How crazy hot would it be if fae!konig got so feral and angry about not be able to put a baby in me that he’d bite and tear out my arm implant just to get me preggers 🙈🫰🥰🥸🖕
He would tho 👀 and you know I’m right. He’d apologize after! :,)))))))
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Thank you Spec you're insane. I'm gonna be real with you here sis, that shit is not hard to get out, one little slice and it's gone. No need for the ripping and tearing, he can just use one of his claws to make a neat slice and pop it out.
Anyway, you're gross, I love you.
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aropride · 13 days
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i would jump in front of a bullet for my little sister no hesitation . no i dont know her favorite color
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teddybearty · 4 months
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did you at one point draw Feenie, cause I think I saw a pic of feenie in your style
Could be a different artist though
Ah you’re probably thinking about my sister!! @//shydraws99 / @//shy-the-trash-lion!!
She has drawn Feenie in the past!!
I need to draw more Epithet Erased characters! I’ve only drawn Bugsy, Arnold, Gorou and Molly…
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pinkbeeps · 1 year
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Reasons why I hate Tom Whisper Weathercock from Hypnosis Mic and why you should too
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1- He's blonde. There's only ONE (1) blond bitch from hypmic that I respect, and it's not him. (It's Gentaro)
1- This man is 30 and he's fangirling over a 19-year-old who just figured out he can watch R-Rated movies without his absentee father's permission. Like... Bro. Chill, that's kinda cringe.
4- Iris and Rex.
Look at them.
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LOOK AT THEM.
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THAT IS PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN RIGHT THERE. AND WHOS THEIR LEADER???? SOME BLOND GUY FROM AMERICA!!
NAMED TOM.
THE FUCK???????
5- In the anime, he pushed Saburo. Like... You can't do that. He's a child, and Tom pushed him. Yes it was because he was saving Saburo's life from a drone strike... but you know. Saburo got a scratch and made a sad looking face. WHAT THE FUCK. Tom. It still was a fucked up thing he did, and I hope Tom dies.
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(I couldn't find a gif of the exact scene where he pushed Saburo, so here's a recreation. Also, another reason to hate Tom; I added this gif but then realized how ugly it was but I couldn't figure out how to remove it so THANKS Tom for ruining my post about why I hate Tom.)
6- He was actually so unpopular in the character polls that in the second season of the Hypmic anime, he was completely absent. Actually that's really funny so I'm counting it as a win for him but he's on THIN fucking ice.
7- He's American.
IM FROM AMERICA. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW. HOW.. HOW SCARY IT IS TO KNOW THAT HE COULD BE ANYWHERE?!?!?!? that he lives in the same place as ME??
No. Not for long. I'll save us from him, I promise you my fellow chicks and dicks.
Land of the free? More like land of the Free of Tom Whisper Weathercock when I'm done with him.
Anyway that's the post be sure to like comment and subscribe if you hate Mr. Weathercock too. And one day we'll get rid of him. Thanksies
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