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leoleolovesdc · 5 months
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1500s:
Anne: Cousin Jane, thou shalt not open your mouth ever again if your only reason in doing so is to speak such foolishness.
Jane: I apologize, Cousin Anne, but I do not wish to lie to you, hence I will not make any promises I am not compelled to keep such as convincing thou that I will put a stop to my very much harmless behavior.
Nowadays:
Anne: Shut the fuck up.
Jane: Nah.
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Future au
Mary (16): *trying to annoy Anne* hey Anne, how old is your girlfriend?
Anne (26) : like, 42. Why?
Mary: Damn. She’s so old she could be my mom.
Anne:*drags Lina out* that’s because she is your mom.
Mary: MOM?!
(For legal reasons, they have only been dating for a year. For my safety purposes, this is a joke. Please don’t kill me)
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anne1522boleyn · 8 months
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Anne and Katherine excited for Autumn
Anne: I CANT BELIEVE ITS SEPTEMBER ALREADY!! LET’S GO GET A PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE!!!
Katherine: AND WHERE LONG SLEEVES, STEP ON THE CRUNCHY LEAVES, AND DRINK HOT APPLE CIDER!!
Anne and Katherine: *run outside*
Anne: *crying, sweating, and holding her pumpkin spice latte* ITS TO HOT OUT HERE!! ITS SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE FALL!!!
Katherine: *while also wearing long sleeves and holding her apple cider* *a tear running down her face* WHY SEPTEMBER!! WHY!!!
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pikapals16 · 5 months
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dead tudor queens as things me and my acapella group said
yea we were hanging out after practice anddd shit happened. this is not in order but enjoy
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Queens: *sees sprinklers*
Chaos Trio: SPRINKLIES!
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Jane: Does your bladder still hurt?
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*in the parking lot*
Kat: MEMORYYYYY ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHTTTTTT
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Jane: I'm too mormon for this.
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Anna: I expect a lower rice purity test by TOMORROW
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Kat: I accidentally swiped right on someone I didn't wanna swipe right to
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*in reference to the BDSM test*
Lina: I don't know what's funnier. The 100% switch, or the fact that vanilla and experimentalist are the exact same percentage
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Lina: Who gets drunk at 4:30???
Anne: IT WAS ANNA'S IDEA
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*in reference to the rice purity test*
Anna, to Cathy: HOW DO YOU HAVE A LOWER SCORE THAN ME?!
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Kat: I've never been in an airplane bathroom. I don't want to.
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Anne: When I think of mile high club, I think "everything sexual"
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Anna: I mean, if your dating a really rich guy and it's his private jet, then yeah. That's hot.
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Cathy: I also find serial killers attractive
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Cathy: I almost said 2 rocks one bird
Kat: That's a chicken sandwich
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katherines-howard · 2 years
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anne: *sighs*
kat: are you bored?
anne: yeah
anne:
anne: do you want to start drama for no reason?
kat: thought you'd never ask
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katherine-howy · 6 months
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Anna: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP- Jane: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE?? Anna: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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thebiggestboloser · 2 years
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Catalina: I just don’t like them, Jane
Jane (very used to Catalina’s parrleyn rants by this point in life) : I know
Catalina: I mean they’ve been alive hundreds of years
Jane: that is true, yes
Catalina: so many movies and tv shows based on them but the stories they tell about them in those are so much different to what they actually are in real life
Jane: okay… how is this relevant to-
Catalina: everyone thinks they’re some kind of romantic creatures but really they’re just monsters
Jane: … uhh… I thought you and Cathy had a good-
Catalina: and god the bites! And the marks they leave
Jane: I… are you sure you really want to be talking about this-
Catalina: they’re just so ugly too
Jane: Lina?!
Catalina: even Kat watches videos of them
Jane: WHAT??
Catalina: yeah, I can’t believe it either. They’re so weird, I hate vampires.
Jane:
Jane: Oh thank god.
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turtlele · 2 months
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*The Queens using an Ouija board*

Kat: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house?

Spirit, through the board: YES.

Catalina, pushes Kat away: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month.
Jane: The pay is $900

Anne: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out.

Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—
Anna: You thought you’re living here free? In this economy?!!
Cathy: Oh and don’t walk in my room. EVER
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feelterribleinc · 23 days
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i rarely use tumblr but decided i will today because the autism is taking over so here are six the musical incorrect quotes, but the quotes were said by me or my friends:3
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Jane, to Anna: Yeah you could be a wrestler... against a hamster, maybe.
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Jane: *flips over Anne's water bottle*
Anne: what the flip!
Jane: Literally!
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Kat: Yeah, Anne! Stop distracting Anne!
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Anne, coughing during class:
Cathy: Anne, quit dying and do your work.
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Anne: I think I have dyslexia but like with talking.
Cathy: No, that's just autism.
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(Cathy teaching Kat how to play Defusal on Roblox)
Cathy: How much time do we have left?
Kat: Not enough.
[EXPLOSION]
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Anne: Purity.
Lina: That's not a verb, Anne.
Anne: Yes it is. It's a noun.
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Kat: Whats you guys's favorite letter?
Anne: 7!
Kat: I said letter not color, stupid.
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Cathy: I like the number P!
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Cathy: Beer tastes awful.
Anne: No it doesn't!
Cathy: Shut up, you watch fox news!
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Anne, whisper-yelling: I just killed somebody!!!
Lina: WHAT!? how???
Anne: It wasn't my fault-
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Anna, joking: Meet me at the flagpole at 3pm!
Kat, also joking: Nooo thats my bedtime!!!
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Anne: When does the school leave?
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(the group playing hangman)
Anne and Cathys sentence: Katherine's lesbian women shed
Kat and Cathys sentence, later: Whole liquid twink breasts
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Jane: Don't eat people, that's not nice.
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Kat: Anne is crazy about 8 ball
Lina: I think Anne is crazy in general.
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Cathy, seeing Anne sitting on the floor: Why is the thing on the floor?
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Anne: Dude, my dad was like "oooooh do you have a crush on him?" because I was talking about some guy on the lacrosse team that I thought was cool.
Cathy: Ah yes, Anne, famous for liking men!
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Kat: Anne, are your eyes dyslexic too?"
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and-loth-cat · 1 year
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The Queens of Six in Star Wars:
Katherine, holding a lightsaber: I wish we had these back in our day!
Anne: I know right? Our beheadings would've been so much cooler!
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trickarrows-bishop · 2 years
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the six queen as lawyers. yeah. that's the post today.
aragon: take a chill pill, your honour.
boleyn: your honour, quick question- am i winning?
seymour: in all respect, your honour, i googled it twice, and-
cleves: eat my ass, your honour. you just had to be there to understand where my client is coming from.
kathy: okay, first of all, that was rude-
cathy: but, your honour, hips don't lie.
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leoleolovesdc · 5 months
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"What are the other queens to you?”
Aragon: Well, we didn’t get along great at first; It was rough patch to overcome considering our last lives, but with time I learned to value, respect and even love them. We are like family in a way.
Aragon: Oh, and there’s also Anne.
Seymour: Annoyances in the best days, my children in the worst ones.
Howard: The only adults I don’t feel like punching.
Howard, in a whisper: At least not usually.
Parr: Well, I wouldn’t say we’re friends. It’s sort of group of strangers I grew emotionally attatched to during difficult periods of my life.
Boleyn: Losers.
Anna: My bitches.
The others: Woof.
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Queens group chat
Kat:*a picture of Anne pretending to play a ukulele*
Jane: why is she holding the ukrleule backwards?
Jane: *uelkeke
Jane: *ukeleela
Lina: take your time
Jane: fuck that
Jane: baby guitar
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anne1522boleyn · 6 months
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The Queens decorating:
Anne: I’m so excited to put the Christmas decorations up!!
Katherine: I know I’ve been buying so many cute ornaments to put on the tree!!
Catherine and Jane: *walk into the room*
Catherine: um… don’t you girls think it’s a little to early for the Christmas decorations?
Jane: yeah shouldn’t we wait til next month?
Anne and Katherine: NOPE!!
Anna: *starts playing the Christmas music*
Catherine and Anne: *walk into the room*
Catherine: ok Queens I found the old Christmas decorations!!
Anne: and I got the angel for the tree!!
Everyone: *puts the Christmas decorations up*
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pikapals16 · 8 months
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Kat Pregnant?
Kat: I'm pregnant! Cathy: You're not pregnant! Lina: Wait who's pregnant? Kat: Me! Anna: Congratulations!!! Cathy: She's not pregnant! She just read a pamphlet. Lina: *snatches pamphlet* Give me that. Kat: Easy Lina, I'm with a c h i l d ! Cathy: You're not with a child! Anne: I'M GONNA BE AN AUNT Cathy: YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE AN AUNT Anne: Then who's gonna teach the little guy how to ride a bike? Kat: *heavy breathing* Jane: Calm down Kat. Cathy: You're not pregnant. Kat: Then why am I so moody and nauseous?? Anna: I think it's the morning sickness. Cathy: Kat. Cathy: You're gay.
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katherines-howard · 2 years
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