#six of crows funny

[multifandomconfusion]

Nina: If I was a gardener I'd put out two-lips together.

Matthias, blushing: ...Nina

Wylan: Why can't we be like that?

Jesper: If I was a gardener you'd be my hoe.

Wylan: Fuck you.

#wylan and jesper #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #wesper #soc incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows funny #six of crows incorrect quotes #helnik #grishaverse #grishaverse incorrect quotes #six of crows

[5sospenguinqueen]

Y/N: I get this weird feeling in my chest when I see you.

Kaz:

Y/N:

Kaz: Is it heartburn? I could ask Nina to try and help?

#six of crows #six of crows incorrect quote #six of crows imagine #six of crows drabble #six of crows prompt #six of crows headcanons #six of crows oneshot #six of crows funny #six of crows fluff #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #shadow and bone drabble #shadow and bone imagine #shadow and bone #shadow and bone headcanon #shadow and bone funny #kaz brekker drabble #kaz brekker prompt #kaz brekker incorrect quote #kaz brekker x reader #kaz brekker imagine #dating kaz brekker

[oh-look-at-that-ive-gone-insane]

Kaz tries a marsmallow

Jesper: who here does the best impression of Kaz Brekker? Everyone will perform the same scenario: kaz eating a marshmallow for the very first time. Let the Kaz-off begin!

Wylan: what is this glutinous monstrosity before me?

Inej: the sugar in this is quite sweet.

Nina: *high pitched squeal of ecstasy*

Matthias: are you kidding Nina? Kaz would never make a sound like that.

Jesper: looks like a sticky pillow.

Kaz (walking in): whats going on here? What are you doing?

Jesper: Kaz, hey! nothing. Just eating some marshmallows. Care for one?

Kaz: marshed...mallow? *eats*

Kaz: *high pitched squeal of ecstasy*

Nina: I KNEW IT!

Kaz: what?

#six of crows #soc jesper #soc wylan #soc nina #soc matthias #soc inej #soc kaz #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows funny

[skiiyoomin]

RULES!!

DO NOT COPY OR REPOST MY WORK PLEASE!!

REQUESTS: OPEN

NAVIGATION

WHO DO I WRITE FOR?

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What I think the Crows listen to

Kaz Brekker

Have you seen the way this man dresses? He dresses like a merchant and acts like one. He's definitely a very classy guy, hence the reason why I firmly believe he's the type of person that listens to jazz and soul music.

YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE

Listens to Frank Sinatra, Michael Bublé, Dean Martin

I've seen so many people classify him as the type to listen to hard core rock like Green Day, and although I understand why, I genuinely feel like Kaz is the type of person who enjoys the sound of the saxophone, the old school type of songs that your mom listened to when she was in high school.

I will forever stand by my point

Honorable mention: ABBA (He will never admit how much he enjoys their music)

INEJ GHAFA

To me she's a mix of 80s type of music and Taylor Swift. Like there's literally no in between.

I think Taylors more recent songs make her feel empowered in a way after everything she went through in the Menagerie.

Definitely enjoys her older songs though! I feel like she enjoys a lot of acoustic music and often shares it with Wylan.

As for the 80s taste, like you can't just tell me she doesn't listen to ABBA on a daily.

Honorable mention: Queen, just because.

NINA ZENIK

I think this one is pretty obvious

Pop queen all the way!!

Listens to the trendiest artists like Ariana Grande and Nikki Minaj.

Is always onto the next trendy song, never missing out on any.

She just lives for the poppy type of music that had you dancing on the spot no matter what!

She has definitely rubbed it a little bit onto Matthias

Screams the lyrics to Doja Cat songs with Jesper. PERIOD.

Honorable mention: One Direction, because I believe in my heart she has always been a Directioner and she bawled her eyes out when they disbanded.

MATTHIAS HELVAR

Either hard rock music or classical music. There is literally no in between.

Very emo, you can't convince me otherwise

Huge fan of artists like Pink Floyd, AC/DC, Green Day. THOSE type of artists

I'm a firm believer that he went through an emo phase in his life where the only music he listened to was My Chemical Romance and Panic! At the Disco.

Still cries to this day because of MCRs disbandment. Nina definitely teases him for it.

Honorable mention: Lady Gaga, because like I said before, Nina in some way has definitely influenced his taste. Lady Gaga is the bomb tho, I don't blame him.

JESPER FAHEY

Not gonna lie, I had a hard time figuring him out.

I think out of everyone, he has the most varied taste in music. Will listen to literally anything based simply on his mood.

Like Nina, he listens to pop the most. But I think he leans more towards older type of pop songs.

The type of songs you heard in your childhood that bring back core memories.

LOTS of club type of music like Usher, Pitbull, Britney Spears. Definitely a fun person to go clubbing with.

Honorable mention: The Neighbourhood. I am emotionally attached to The Neighbourhood, and I am emotionally attached to Jesper. I just HAD to put this in here.

WYLAN VAN ECK

Ok so the obvious answer would be soft type of music. Lots of acoustic type of songs.

LOVES artists like JVKE and Harry Styles.

BUT

he has another side that a lot of people forget to mention (aka book Wylan)

His guilty pleasures are the sluttiest type of songs. I'm talking The Weeknd, Chase Atlantic.

So many people picture him as a soft boy type of aesthetic and although it's somewhat true, so many people forget the "We could wake them up" Wylan.

Honorable mention: Arctic Monkeys, just like im emotionally attached to The Neighborhood, im just as attached to Arctic Monkeys and I know for a fact Wylan enjoys that type of music.

I said what I said.

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[justaferalcrow]

Six of Crows characters as things my friends have said Pt. 1

Wylan: "Justifiable homicide is a thing that exists."

Jesper: "What the actual vanilla is going on here?"

Wylan: "Well, I have soldierfly larvae who will eat anything."

Kaz: "Those could be immensely useful. Like, "Hiding a body" useful, or "Sorry, my soldierfly larvae ate my homework" useful."

Nina: "NO MORE RUSSIAN MUSIC!"

Kuwei: "Too many of us are obsessed with arson."

Inej: "I need rope, a knife, instant potatoes, jolly ranchers and an iced latte."

Matthias: "I'll get the holy water."

#six of crows #six of crows fandom #inej gjafa #nina zenik #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #the crows #the crows on crack #funny tumblr #funny post #six of crows funny

[iamthehamburglar]

#random crap #funny #meme #funny memes #six of crows tank #six of crows characters #six of crows book #six of crows duology #six of crows memes #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #wylan sunshine van eck #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #nina zenik #matthias helvar

[nellikka]

everyone's lost their mind.

#shadow and bone #s2 #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #six of crows #funny #sabedit #shadowandboneedit #live slug reaction #wesper #meme #sab spoilers #shadow and bone spoilers #i suck at colouring sorry

[ineffablelvrs]

when talking about the crows ... never forget the original bird found family of criminals

#um. dont ask #this is very funny to me #shitpost #penguins of madagascar #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #shadow and bone #shadow ane bone 2 #the crows #leigh bardugo #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #wesper #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #helnik #matthias helvar #nina zenik

[kanej-is-superior]

Kaz: so get this Kaz: You make 5 meals, you're not a cook Kaz: You make 5 paintings, you're not an artist Kaz: BUT YOU MURDER ONE PERSO-

#kaz brekker #soc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows #the crows #funny #CROW MEMES #1k

[carrottushi]

Are these not the same

#six of crows #crows #crows wearing hats #kaz wearing hats #kaz being kaz #kaz brekker #it’s the same image #the fact that the crow is saying yee haw is funny because Kaz born on a farm

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

#his chapters are so funny to me lmaooooo #bro is so down bad all the time and he actively hates it💀 #meanwhile Nina: hi I like your unholy thoughts #he could probably get away with half the stuff he fantasizes about if he just let go a little #he’s so big and sweet and stupid lmao #matthias helvar #soc #six of crows #soc matthias #soc nina #nina zenik #helnik #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #Matthias #Nina #soc helnik #the grisha series #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #leigh bargudo #crooked kingdom

[multifandomconfusion]

Jesper: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?  Wylan: ICARUS?

#wesper incorrect quotes #wesper #six of crows funny #six of crows incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #grishaverse #soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows

[5sospenguinqueen]

Y/N: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?

Kaz: Since when do you ask for permission?

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[oh-look-at-that-ive-gone-insane]

Six of Crows/Crooked Kingdom as vines

*pekka and kaz fighting* Nina: can i get a waffle? can i plEAse get a waffle?

wylan: waddup, im jared im nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read

matthias, at the Crows: wait a minute... who ARE you??

van eck: sorry, i didn't see you there. i was too busy blocking out the haters.

wylan: saw you hangin out with Kuwei yesterday!

jesper: wylan, its not what you think!

wylan: i wont hesitate, bitch!

inej: i have the power of the Saints AND anime on my side! HAAAAAH

matthias: road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does!

nina: come to del taco! they got a new thing caled fre... fre sha vaca do! FRE SHA VACA DO!

kaz: I do love working in the Dregs... its just... we all have a lot of laughs

*later* kaz: FUCK OFF, VAN ECK. IM NOT GOInG TO YOUR FUCKING BABY SHOWER.

#six of crows inej #six of crows funny #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc wylan #soc jesper #soc kaz #soc nina #soc matthias #soc inej #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #nina zenik #pekka rollins #jan van eck

[justaferalcrow]

Six of Crows Characters as things my friends have said Pt. 2

Kuwei: "Personally, I can't understand why anyone wouldn't want a faucet that spews fire, it'd be immensely useful."

Nina: "Ikr?? Marshmallows."

Kaz: "Or like, some form of torture device."

Inej: "Let's not go down the "What if this was a torture device" route, Kaz."

#six of crows funny #six of crows #six of crows fandom #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect crows #the crows on crack #i need a faucet that spews fire #to roast marshmallows... #not to torture people...

[multi-fandom-bi]

Kaz: *is without his crow cane*

Citizens of Ketterdam: A bastard?

Kaz: *gets his crow cane*

Citizens of Ketterdam: Bastard of the Barrel!!!

(idea creds: @swiftie-as-a-coursing-river)

#the person tagged came with the idea i just did it :) #anyway the fact that the *only* thing that gets Kaz recognised is his canr is so funny to me #and idk why #kaz brekker #bastard of the barrel #six of crows #leigh bardugo #grishaverse #six of crows duology #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone tv series #inej ghafa #kanej