#six of crows incorrect

[samandhislostshoe]

Kaz: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Inej: >:O language

Wylan: yeah watch your fucking language

Jepser: OKAY WHO TAUGHT WYLAN THE FUCK WORD?

Nina: 'the fuck word'.

Matthias: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Jepser: oh my God they censored it

Nina: say fuck, Matthias

Jesper: do it, Matthias. Say fuck.

#more of a modern au but whatever #six of crows #soc #six of crows quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #sab #shadow and bone tv show #shadow and bone season 2 #sab netflix #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #wylan hendrinks #jesper fahey #wesper #leigh bardugo

[kazs-new-hat]

jesper: i heard kuwei say "are you sure this'll work?" and wylan reply "trust me." and i've never evacuated a building so fast in my entire life

#ctto #i like to think in some alternate universe kuwei and wylan become best buds #alchemy buds #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #six of crows incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #kaz brekker #the grisha series #jesper fahey #the grishaverse #grishaverse headcanons #wylan van eck #six of crows incorrect #six of crows #soc #kuwei yulbo

[poeticghostlywillow]

Jesper: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Wylan: Wh-

Nina: oh, not again

Jesper: THIS IS A SCANDAL!

Matthias: What is all the noise?

Jesper: *struggling to flip a table*

Inej: Jesper, it had to be done

Jesper: BUT WHY INEJ? WHY???

Kaz: ...we should've let him get electrocuted

*thunder rumbles*

Wylan: oh- he's not allowed to take his guns?

Jesper: *sobs*

#wylan van sunshine #jesper x wylan #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #Kaz Brekker #nina zenik #soc incorrect quotes #soc incorrect #soc incorrect quote #soc #six of crows incorrect #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #six of crows duology #six of crows #incorrect quotes

[crowsnotvultures]

incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone spoilers #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #six of crows #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #nina zenik #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #i'm back #mine #wesper #if you squint #kanej

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

#his chapters are so funny to me lmaooooo #bro is so down bad all the time and he actively hates it💀 #meanwhile Nina: hi I like your unholy thoughts #he could probably get away with half the stuff he fantasizes about if he just let go a little #he’s so big and sweet and stupid lmao #matthias helvar #soc #six of crows #soc matthias #soc nina #nina zenik #helnik #incorrect soc #incorrect soc quotes #Matthias #Nina #soc helnik #the grisha series #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #leigh bargudo #crooked kingdom

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3

Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself

#AND HE DID #Kaz Brekker yas #Six of crows #crooked kingdom #Inej Ghafa #Hamnahs incorrect quotes

[nainz7]

me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is

kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-

#kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kaz × inej #kaz and inej #kanej #six of crows duology #six of crows #grishaverse #incorrect quotes #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #crooked kingdom #kazzle dazzle

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Kaz watching Wylan implicate both his father and Pekka at the auction:

#🤣🤣 #soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #jan van eck #pekka rollins

[kanej-is-superior]

Kaz: so get this Kaz: You make 5 meals, you're not a cook Kaz: You make 5 paintings, you're not an artist Kaz: BUT YOU MURDER ONE PERSO-

#kaz brekker #soc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows #the crows #funny #CROW MEMES #1k

[familiar-anonymous]

Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.

Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.

Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!

Jesper: ...

Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!

#Inej: *Out of nowhere appearing behind Jesper* Everyone knows you are in love with Wylan. #Jesper: *falling out of the chair with surprise* AHHHHHH!!! #incorrect quotes #wesper #shadow and bone #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #inej gafha #incorrect quote #kanej

[multi-fandom-mouse-rat]

Nina: You know, Jesper gives Wylan flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.

Mathias: Okay.

-later-

Mathias: -Gives Wylan flowers-

Wylan: ?? Thank? You??

Mathias: I am just as confused as you are.

#six of crows #six of crows duology #nina zenik #mathias helvar #wylan fahey #wylan van eck #soc #soc wylan #soc nina #soc matthias #incorrect quotes #incorrect soc #soc incorrect quotes #helnik #wesper

[samandhislostshoe]

*crows reactions to being told 'i love you'*

Nina: thanks fam!

Inej: oh no

Jepser: *cries* i love you too

Wylan: sounds fake but okay

Matthias: *a flustered mess*

Kaz: can i get a refund

#i did this one only bc of the 'can i get a refund' bc that's so kaz brekker #the rest isn't much like the others but whatever #six of crows #soc #six of crows quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows meme #six of crows incorrect #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #shadow and bone season 2 #sab #sab netflix #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #wylan hendrinks #jesper fahey #wesper #leigh bardugo

[kazs-new-hat]

[the entirety of the six of crows plot]

matthias: did none of you think this was a bad idea?!

kaz: oh no, we all did. we just decided to do it anyway.

#cr: ideasforincorrectquotes #im out of ideas guys #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #six of crows incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #the grisha series #the grishaverse #grishaverse headcanons #six of crows headcanons #matthias helvar #six of crows incorrect #soc #ck #kaz brekker

[five-of-cr]

the crows as reductress headlines: part 1

#there are so many good helnik ones y'all #i have no idea how many parts this will entail but buckle up because i screenshotted 40 headlines today alone #will add alt text soon #six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #sab #soc #save shadow and bone #save six of crows #six of crows spin off #incorrect six of crows #incorrect crows #incorrect grishaverse #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #nina zenik #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #helnik #wesper

[amphorographia]

Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.

Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.

#jesper fahey #wylan x jesper #wylan van eck #wesper #shadow and bone #incorrect six of crows quotes #six of crows #crooked kingdom #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #source: @shawnathan37

[totally-not-hyperfixating]

*playing twister*

kaz: right hand red.

wylan: *ends up on top of jesper*

jesper: …you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

kaz: i stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. honestly, i’m surprised you didn't notice

#wesper #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #jesper fahey #six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #the crows #1k #2k #3k