Y/N: I get this weird feeling in my chest when I see you.
Kaz:
Y/N:
Kaz: Is it heartburn? I could ask Nina to try and help?
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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*
Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.
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Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3
Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself
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me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is
kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-
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Kaz watching Wylan implicate both his father and Pekka at the auction:
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Kaz: so get this
Kaz: You make 5 meals, you're not a cook
Kaz: You make 5 paintings, you're not an artist
Kaz: BUT YOU MURDER ONE PERSO-
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Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.
Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.
Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.
Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.
Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!
Jesper: ...
Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!
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Nina: You know, Jesper gives Wylan flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.
Mathias: Okay.
-later-
Mathias: -Gives Wylan flowers-
Wylan: ?? Thank? You??
Mathias: I am just as confused as you are.
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Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.
Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.
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Y/N: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?
Kaz: Since when do you ask for permission?
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*playing twister*
kaz: right hand red.
wylan: *ends up on top of jesper*
jesper: …you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
kaz: i stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. honestly, i’m surprised you didn't notice
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Someone who didn’t realise I was in earshot: I hate Matthias and I think his redemption arc was stupid because he was evil and he should never have been with Nina because he was prejudiced towards her
Me, pulling a portable projector from my bag and ushering everyone in the vicinity into chairs that just materialised from nowhere as I start handing round a syllabus and producing a binder full of notes: Well, actually -
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Matthias, with a light under his chin: many years ago a demon cursed this place
[two years earlier]
Kaz: fuck this house
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wylan: what language do you think jesper thinks in? zemeni or kerch?
kaz: bold of you to assume he thinks.
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