A picture was released this morning from glamzin on Instagram who worked alongside Ben in the new series he is in called The Wives which will be out on channel 5 later in the year 🤍
can u give me a guide to the six idiots :33 like maybe with a picture of them n their names n who they play in the Big Three shows :33 pwetty peesse :33
UM YES!?
ok, you saw me earlier trying to format all the images so it's gonna be mostly my (ehhhh) descriptions of the characters and you gotta guess what they look like 😈
Ben Willbond
Yonderland:
Elder Vex (above): the one who says Deb-beh and has the coziest looking outfit I NEED IT RN PLZ and the Tom Cardy- esque hair and earring
Nick: the stick. Grumpy all the time cuz he's a stick >:(. Is also a portal between dimensions but whatevs
Horrible Histories
Mike Peabody :historical news reporter that wishes he were anywhere but here rn
King Henry, Alexander the Great: SkINy MaNdRiA, excellent hair, sniffed a guy
Ghosts
The captain: AKA James, makes a lotta noises, if you ever hear me going weeeahhhhhuuuueeeaaaaaahhhh, I'm referencing him, the gay one<3
Martha Howe-Douglas!
Yonderland!!
Debbie.
Debbie's evil twin sister (bossy boobs)
I just googled it: Rita, the Negatus simp AKA us, the demon that looks like how female animals are protrayed in Barbie movies
Horrible Histories!!!
Boudica (look up the song, it's rlly good), Cleopatra, every female historical figure
Pirate lady....<33333
Ghosts!
Lady Button (present day): Old disgruntled lady that pouts all the time and falls out of windows
Lady Button (flashback)
Mathew Baynton!!!
Yonderland!!!
Oracle: weird blue blob guy, Nigel, Darling
Nanny la roo: NUM NUMS!!!! - nanny that is also a kangaroo
Admiral Anous: Voldemort mf I hate him bc he hates Negatus>:(
Elder Choop: Croissant hair mf, says, "IDK WHY DON'T WE ASK UR MUM??"
Le Fox: French
THE BIRRDDDDD: AKA Thomas Payne, Batman but cooler
Oh yeah, and Elf: the elf shaped one, full name: Grintallin Gobscrew Crotell Fashanu F’naw Goplatz Holla-Holla, has multiple wives apparently and is in debt to the mob
Horible Histories (look all of them up, they are all hot)
Dick Turpin: play the song >:333, shot not one but two men dead!
D.I. Bones: the whakkus bonkkused
King Charles II: absolute party-er
Ghosts
Thomas Thorne, shot, dead! Absolute poetic simp for Allison, drowned himself in the lake ;( -cannot drown-
Jim Howik!!!
Yonderland
Elder Pressley: looks like Elvis, eats christmas tree ornaments
Crone: A sLaPper *wink wink*, has apparently gotten with everyone, goes eeeerrrrrrrrrrr all the time- sounds like a doorhinge, she is amazing
Neil: lhe most normal of the demons probably
Horrible Histories
A SHOUTY MAN!!! :does all the infomercials, will try to sell you piss
King George VI (above) : "oh yesss, dad's dead, I'm king..."
King Richard III: a sweet little guy<3 -according to the song, get's attacked by whasp
Ghosts
Pat Butcher: Greatest DJ in the AAARRREEEEEUHHHHH, killed by a child, AKA Pete in the American version
Larry Rickard
Yonderland
Detective Mounteback: very dumb detective with very large hat
Elder Ho Tan: trans Icon, doesn't like loud noises, absolute baby<3
Sue: above, the lady with the gun from the episode I showed you
Horrible Histories
Bob Hale: weather report, needs a hellicopter and a nice cup of tea, basically Bill Wurtz
Lol knight with shit on head, Aztec guy, George III friend who slays so hard; "ConGRatu-VerY-LaTiOns your... *MAgEsTy*"
Ghosts
Humphrey: keeps getting left on roofs and shelves, does NOT know French smh
Robin: 5,000 yo ghosts, once saw a cool butterfly, KNOWS FRENCH! Got stuck by lightning and now he can turn on lights
and finally... the moment you've been waiting for...
Simon Farnaby!!!
Yonderland!!!
Negatus<333: Silly guy try to take over Yonderland but is just a lil guy, has an evil lair, uses The Font of Orris (cauldron thing that lets you see everything) as a hot tub, get's bullied by all the other overlords, wears pjs with houses on them.
Elder Flowers!!!: Long hair and lack of shirt, vegetarian hippie of the group, wants his clothes to be veGONE, "all you need is love, brothers... oh, and food"
Horrible Histories
Emperor Caligula: the wakkus bonkkus guy
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Knockoff Bassline Junkie song
Ghosts:
Jullian!!!: Died conducting an affair with his secretary!!!, is eternally sorta drunk, does the hand thing, only ghost that can interact with stuff, makes silly EEERREREEEEE noise when he's trying to move something, his name is Trevor in the American version, sad when there's no porn on da TV ;(, has no pants BTW
I am aware that this isn´t canon compliant, but what if an episode was centered around Alison wanting to write a birthday card to Mike and he´s been getting close to the ghosts recently so she wants them to be able to sign it(or you know, she writes their names for them). She really wants to sign it with the captains actual name(for some reason or another IDK). I imagine that Alison asks the ghosts and gets a lot of different answers:
Fanny: She doesn´t think it´s proper to ask for someones name when they haven´t disclosed it themselves. She keeps the captain away from Alison all day so she can´t ask. Alison is forced to ask the others because of this.
Julian: He does not care. When asked he answers in a string of crude words that vaguely resemble a name.
Pat: Pat is straight forward. Through out the time that he has spent in the house he has kept striking up conversation with Cap and kept asking about his name. Cap has never told him what it is. Pat thinks that the captain has been sprinkling in clues in their conversations. It´s detective work for him(imagine a cork board with red yarn strung between different letters and words). He ends up with something unreadable. Maybe some of the letters are silent? Maybe it´s French??
Kitty: Kitty thinks his name is actually “The Captain”. She thinks it´s a lovely coincidence. It suits him.
Thomas: Thomas has once(sometime between the captian dying and now) seen one of those birthday cards with a name on them, where the name is descibed in the most vague terms(imagine a horoscope but with a name). He has since been convinced since the description fits the captain perfectly(It is fate).
Mary: She thinks his name is the same as another ghost. She therefore thinks he must be embarrassed by this and because of that hasn´t said anything. She got this idea from a TV-show she watches where it was a plotpoint.
Robin: Robin overheard a conversation between the captain and someone else when the captain was alive. The man Cap was speaking to was hiccuping and said something like: “It´s behind that *hick* rock”. When Robin was alive the hiccuping sound was a word and he therefore believes that the captains name is “Rock”(or something equally weird(I don´t know if Robin has grasped the concept of names tbh))
Humphrey: He knows. He is respectful though and hasn´t said anything. He has, however, also not been asked. Alison keeps running into his body and he isn´t to much help.
To add a heartfelt ending I´d imagine Alison finally catches the captain and is able to ask him. He is flabbergasted(!) and demands to know why she must know(He is a SUPERIOR officer). She explains about the card. Cap is touched as he has never been asked to sign one before(maybe he has always been a bossy person even outside of the military idk). He still doesn´t want to tell Alison his name(not yet he says, at least). But when Alison has signed the card with “the captain”(his name was the only one missing), he kindly asks Alison, if it would not be too much trouble, to add a small heart after his name to show Mike that he actually does care even if he doesn´t know his name(this might be too out of character idk).
This afternoon it was announced Martha will be in the new stage show The Government Inspector playing Mrs Swashprattle
Not only that but Kiell who plays Mike in ghosts will also be in it!
And if you thought that was it for reunions think again the actor who played Debbie’s Husband Bob Peter Peter in Yonderland Dan Skinner will also be in the show
Tickets are on sale now and will be linked below!
Wishing Martha the best of luck doing her stage show alongside former cast mates Kiell and Dan 🤍
My theory on why one of the Ghosts will probably move on this series.
Someone has been destined to move on since series 1 hence the mention of "being sucked off". If it wasn't important then it wouldn't be mentioned. Mary had to go last series because Katy Wix left but this was never planned. So although this interrupted the plan, they will stick to it in series 5 and let someone else move on as intended. However, I know that there is no way they will all go together but definitely one person will leave.
I do have my theories on who will go but it could be anyone especially as moving on is random.