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icarus-star · 7 months
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nsfw alphabet // danny cooper
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
depending on whether he was on top or bottom. if he had submitted to you that night (which is more likely), youre gonna be the one giving him aftercare. he absolutely loves it, being spoiled by you all night long with both sex and aftercare. and when you submit, he gives the BEST aftercare ever!! kisses n a warm bubble bath, then some cuddles n your favorite kind of tea. maybe a movie too. or if you want some time for yourself, he'll go do his own thing.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
he loves absolutely everything about you, he cannot choose!! but, for fem!reader: he loves your waist. no matter your size, he loves to wrap his arms around you and hug you sooo tight! also the way your torso looks when youre riding him. masc!reader: he loves your hands, the way they run through his hair and twirl it around. he loves holding your hands, as well as the way you jerk him off at a leisure pace. gn!reader: he loves your eyes. the color, the way they shine and light up when you see something you like. not to mention how pretty they look when they're looking deep into his while you're on his cock.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
he absolutely adores when you jerk him off n he cums all over your hands, especially when you have him lick it all off for you. when he's fuckin you, he likes pulling out n cumming on your tummy! he thinks your body looks so pretty, covered in his sticky cum. and he is SO big on having you cum inside of him, whether it be from a dildo or your cock, he loves being filled up more than anything in the world.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
before the two of you moved in together, but still dating, when he'd stay the night at your place he'd get super horny when you were asleep and would try to jerk himself off as quietly as possible.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
he's dated a few girls in the past, not a lot of sex with them, but enough for him to have a decent understanding of what he's doing.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
oh, he just loves when you ride him. seeing you looking down at him, whispering soft words of praise or degradation in his ears and possibly hand around his neck. or looking up to see your back flex and your ass recoil with each thrust. he himself loves being fucked doggy style!! feeling your hips pounding against his ass and your hands gripping onto his hips.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
i don't think so. he'll laugh something off if it gets awkward, maybe trying to joke about it. but other than that, he likes to take it a little more serious, but he's still the sweetest ever.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
i actually think he shaves often. he likes having his pubic area (and ass) all clean and smooth, as much as it can be. sometimes it might grow out into a little more than a stubble, but thats usually if he's stressed or busy and doesn't take the time to properly take care of his hygiene (which isn't that often).
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
he's very romantic!! making everything all nice with candles n rose petals after a nice dinner n a glass or two of your favorite wine. danny can be so loving and gentle, slow passionate kisses and his hands slowly running along your skin.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
not that often, actually. he's a little nervous about jerking himself off, scared you might catch him and get upset. but if it gets unbearable, he'll start to hump a pillow, whining softly and trying to cum quickly. but before dating you, he would just jerk off a couple times a week, maybe with some porn in the background.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
he's actually got quite a few! degradation (receiving), praise (giving and receiving), hair pulling (receiving), feminization/forced feminization (receiving). just to name a few of them.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
he does prefer the privacy of your own bedroom or living room, but he wouldn't be completely opposed to something quick in a public bathroom.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
when you call him sweet nicknames. even if its completely non-sexual, it drives him crazy to be called a good boy, sugar, or even something as simple as sweetheart. he also can't help but feel himself get just a little hard when he sees you in the morning after first waking up. messy hair n a groggy voice really gets him going.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
i think hes open to almost anything, really. but he probably wouldn't be a big fan of things that harm either of you to a bigger extent. not a fan of knife play or blood play.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
ohhh boy does he absolutely LOVE giving you head. fem!reader: eating you out is one of his favorite activities ever, like to the point where he has to be pulled away to stop. he really knows what he's doing too, sucking n licking your clit with two fingers stuff in your cunt (though he prefers using his mouth and ONLY that, he likes making you feel good so fingers arw necessary sometimes). masc!reader: lemme tell you, danny becomes the most cockdrunk whore you will ever see in your life. deep throating it with his hands on your thighs to keep himself steady, his pretty teary eyes looking up at you so sweetly. and you KNOW he loves swallowing your cum, every single drop. (but he does have a thing for having his face covered in cum).
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
it depends. if he's fucking you, say in missionary or something, he likes to be nice and sensual and take his time with you. later on, he gets desperate n starts to pound you like a madman. he himself loves getting fucked super rough.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
they actually aren't his favorite thing ever. sometimes their needed, but he doesn't have many thoughts on the matter. but if its in any semi-public area, he does enjoy the rush.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
it depends on the risk. cumming inside of you? hes a little anxious, but sure. trying out a new kink? 100% gonna do that. doing something that might be somewhat illegal? i don't really know what that would even be in this context, but probably not.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
two rounds then he's completely fucked out. which actually works out pretty well in your favor, cause he's the cutest thing ever when he's a whiny n babbling mess. especially if you keep fucking him, four orgasms n they'll start being completely dry!
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
giant collection. it wasn't until he met you that he really started experimenting, maybe he had a flesh light or something simple like that. but he has the largest assortment of dildos/straps, vibrators, cock rings, butt plugs, anal beads, rope or ribbons, blindfolds and even lingerie that you could ever imagine.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
when he's on top, he's kind of a soft/service!dom, so i don't think that theres really a lot of being teased. rather, he over stimulates you like crazy (but he's so sweet about it, so it's alright).
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
come on, we all know the answer to this. he's the loudest ever!! gonna be whining, whimpering, moaning, groaning, crying and screaming all night long. and he sounds like an angel. honestly, the sound he makes are so incredibly pretty and cute. also supwr big on praising you, whether he's on top or on bottom, it doesn't matter. he loves you sooo much!
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
he's thought of starting a business making porn. specifically, with you. he'd love posting videos on pornhub or even just twitter of you fucking him silly. he's too scared to mention it to you though.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
as much as i love him, i don't think he's super big. dare i even say, below average? definitely not a micropenis or anything, and he definitely knows how to make you feel good with it. but!! other than that, his cock is very pretty. he's got a nice, red tip.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
maybe just a little above the average person, 6.3/10 if there were a scale.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
he gets so sleepy, he just likes to snuggle up and fall asleep right after if he could. but only AFTER his fantastically done aftercare (or yours) will he fall asleep.
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scarmille · 2 months
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all shapes & sizes
which one r u guys rockin'
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womans-armor-workshop · 7 months
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Don't tell me about size inclusiveness...
The smallest and the biggest corsets I ever made simultaneously in my workshop. Nice comparison, don't you think? Give you some perspective.
P.S. Gosh, I love women...
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fitscientist · 4 months
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the guy I hooked with us huge! Omg 10 inches.
good for you girl, but hope you're still able to walk today fr...
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Your Thought for the Day! if someone has a nose piercing, do they have a third nostril? - @thoughtforthedaysolitaire
(brilliant ask btw dude, the replies have me rolling)
I would argue that an external nose piercing is a third nostril, but a septum piercing is not. Oxford Languages defines nostrils as “external openings of the nasal cavity in vertebrates that admit air to the lungs and smells to the olfactory nerves”. Even if very small, the piercing is still an opening!
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baronessblixen · 2 years
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https://baronessblixen.tumblr.com/post/685517445170085888/httpstwittercomandmulderstatus15305778596134
Oh this reminds me of the blooper where smol Gillian is like let me protect you while holding David back 🥲
True! Love that blooper 😁
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nampeung · 8 days
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The size difference cracks me up. Why are ForceBook so tiny? THIS DOES NOT REPRESENT MY HEART!
I kinda want to buy a stand from the same event/series now, so they can be the same size. But it's already a struggle because I am so picky with the pictures on stands 🥲
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hachi-dog · 4 months
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"When your gentle giant tries to reach your face for a standing kiss, it's a paw-some reminder that love knows no size! 🐾💕
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GM!
Happy Saturday
I feel some BIG DICK ENERGY in this one!
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justsayun · 7 months
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Surrounded by Weirdos
It's a fact we're all surrounded by weirdos. Many we're not aware of. Occasionally they reveal themselves. I have a friend who refuses to walk in public near a pregnant woman. He fears people will think he's the father. Weird? Yes! I know someone who will only eat Cheetos with chopsticks or a Fork. Just hates to get the Cheetos dust on her fingers. My latest weirdo reveal is a person who got themselves a new car and when I was going to be taken for a ride in it they insisted I take off my shoes before getting in. I told them I was standing on the sidewalk in town, not out in the muck at a pig farm. Didn't matter they wanted their shoes off. What a weirdo. Let's bring this closer to home for you. Name one of your cousins that's a weirdo. We all have one weird cousin. I'm not saying we don't love them. But they're weird. I had a friend in college who had a name for his Pillow. He called the pillow Candy. Yes, that's weird, and I just accepted it and moved on. Finally, I heard on the news that Subway is now coming out with a 3-inch Subway Sandwich. At first, I thought, "Wow that's weird." But then as a typical guy, I thought, "Hey we all know size doesn't matter".
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mentallypretarded · 8 months
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I can' help but to utter a sorrowful "aww, Pluno" whenever there's a mention of Pluto. Must be hell to be way out there, perpetually locked in a dance with a misspelled Karen.
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keepsayingit · 2 years
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palephx · 2 years
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Welcome to Tumblr. Drop yer goddamn britches.
"Drop?"
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popewearsprada · 2 years
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Mom breaks down what’s required to be a Pope very well.  Emphasizing that size really doesn’t matter.
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