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vxlarhys-insta · 11 hours ago
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Lorcan: How did you find me?
Aelin: I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.
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rhysandsmate-insta · 8 days ago
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Lorcan : there are 21 letters in the alphabet.
Elide : no wth are you dumb, there's 26.
Lorcan : oh right, i must have forgotten URAQT
Elide :
Elide : Lorcan, you're 500. You must know the alphabets by now.
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vxlarhys-insta · 11 days ago
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[ACOSF SPOILERS]
If Rowan had been there, I'm pretty sure this is how it would've gone down:
Rowan: Hello, Feyre.
Rhys: *glaring at the not ugly Fae male talking to his pregnant mate*
Feyre: *smiles* Long time no see bro!
Rowan: And what's this I smell!
Rhys: *waving at him madly from the background and giving him death threats*
Rowan: The winged boy in your stomach doesn't match your... anatomy you know. You didn't even tell me you were pregnant, bae!
Rowan: *slurps tea loudly*
Rhys: THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEAD BIRDBOY
[side note my keyboard auto corrected Rowan to Titan like Titan Whitethorn lmfao]
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vxlarhys-insta · 13 days ago
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Me: I think you should get married.
Dorian: I'm listening. To whom?
Me: What do you mean to whom, obviously Ma-
Dorian: *proposes to Maeve*
Me: -non.
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nivriti · 14 days ago
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Lorcan: Love is weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake.
Rowan: You’re literally making a birthday card for Elide right now.
Lorcan: [pointing a glue gun at him] You’re on thin fucking ice, Whitethorn.
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rhysandsmate-insta · 17 days ago
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Dorian : i want to live in your socks bro.
Chaol : what the heck bro?
Dorian : So i can be with you every step of the way.
Chaol : *tearing up* bro?
Dorian : Bro.
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inconsistentreading · 29 days ago
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She would tuck Sam into her heart, a bright light for her to take out whenever things were darkest. And then she would remember how it had felt to be loved, when the world had held nothing but possibility. No matter what they did to her, they could never take that away.
The Assassin and the Empire by Sarah J. Maas
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inconsistentreading · 29 days ago
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“I love you,” he breathed against her mouth. “And from today onward, I want to never be separated from you. Wherever you go, I go. Even if that means going to Hell itself, wherever you are, that’s where I want to be. Forever.”
The Assassin and the Underworld by Sarah J. Maas
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inconsistentreading · 29 days ago
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She just prayed Sam wouldn’t get hurt. In the silence of her bedroom, she swore an oath to the moonlight that if Sam were hurt, no force in the world would hold her back from slaughtering everyone responsible.
The Assassin and the Underworld by Sarah J. Maas
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inconsistentreading · 29 days ago
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With nothing else to distract her, Celaena eventually returned to thinking about Sam. Even weeks later, she had no idea how she’d somehow gotten attached to him, what he’d been shouting when Arobynn beat her, and why Arobynn had thought he’d need three seasoned assassins to restrain him that day.
The Assassin and the Desert by Sarah J. Maas
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vxlarhys-insta · a month ago
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Rhys, who winnowed right into the middle of Feyre's wedding with added sound and light effects, told Helion not to enter Velaris at night on a chariot pulled by pegasi with with flaming hair? Really? Really, Rhys?
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vxlarhys-insta · a month ago
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Twister up at the House of Wind
Azriel: Cassian, left hand yellow.
Azriel: Nesta, right foot blue.
Nesta: *ends up on top of Cassian*
Cassian: You're doing this on purpose aren't you.
Azriel: Careful, you might get disqualified.
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vxlarhys-insta · a month ago
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Aelin, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Cop: gET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR
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vxlarhys-insta · a month ago
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Welcome to the House of Wind, where you are more likely to find weapons under couch cushions than change, and you are more likely to die of tetanus than falling out a balcony.
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