Reki: While you were partying I was stomping on oranges.
Reki: While you were having premartial sex I was dehydrating tangerines.
Reki: While You Wasted Your Days At The Gym In Pursuit Of Vanity I Was In Hospital With Scurvy.
Reki: And now the world is on fire and the kumquats are at the gate and you have the audacity to come to me for help.
Adam: I'm honestly terrified of this kid???
Reki: I STUCK A LEMON IN THE MICROWAVE AND IT FUCKING EXPLODED AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN!
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hey fun fact if youre wondering what im thinking about at a given moment, chances are its joe's expression in this
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Kojiro: Ah babe, you had a crush on me
Kaoru (While holding a baby): we have been married for 2 years
Kojiro: still
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It’s been two years and “Hello” “you’re too close” STILL MAKES ME MELT!! These bitches gay good for them
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MIYA, ponting a gun at Reki: Tell me the name of god you piece of shit!
Reki: Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggel within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in any way that matters.
MIYA, cocking the gun, crying uncontrollably: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU!
Shadow, over MIYA's sobbing: Hey kid, what the FUCK does that mean?
Reki: Decay exists as an extant form of life.
Shadow: That's a terrifying answer. Have a good day.
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ah yes, my favourite characters. chuuya and dazai from sk8 the infinity
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I've been drawing matchablossom for 3 years now and today is my anniversary of my first matchablossom post 😭 I owe any and all improvment to these two sillies 🍵🌸❣️
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OKAY I GOT A THOUGHT WHAT IF THE REASON WHY CHERRY MADE CARLA IS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR HIS GLASSES AT S AND LOOK LIKE A NERD SO HE DOESN'T WEAR THEM AND HE CAN'T SEE VERY WELL SO HE NEEDS CARLA'S HELP BL
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