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iamshannonmcfarland · 2 years
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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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Duke: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and stay there for a year?
Cullen: Send it to me.
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davidluigi · 1 year
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maa-riiee · 9 months
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eliott, sweating: lucas theres something i wanna ask you-
lucas: you’re proposing!
eliott: how did you know??
lucas: eliott, you’ve drop the ring four times already…
lucas: i picked it up for you once.
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the-faketiccit0by · 1 month
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Accusies ship and son Jack incorrect quote for ya
Puppet: me and Solar are having a child
Jack: oh? Dats nice!
Solar: *skams adoption papers in feont of Jack*
Puppet: it's you, sign here
Thankies I dunno how to add onto this so I'll just share it with the world
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chouyo · 10 months
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hello yall !! 🌼✨
so… how was the travel ?? i heard the flight from twitter to tumblr was pretty turbulent…
anyway !! im @blueberrysunflowers but it was a side blog so i wasn’t able to have as much freedom as a main blog and here we are !! ill work on queuing up some incorrect quotes there (tho ill admit im running out) and work on posting content here <33
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what to expect on this page - gifs !! lots of it !! drabbles (threadfics), headcanons, socmed au updates, retweets and the occasional doodle !!
ships to expect from here - mainly kagehina like 90% of the time, but other ships will come up too !! (tsukiyama, daisuga, iwaoi, kiyotana, asanoya, bokuaka, sakuatsu, kuroken, ushiten, ushitenkuroken, ushidai)
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disclaimer 1 (crossposting) — i will be reposting my own older works (drabbles and whatnot) on here so that there’s some content on this page. please don’t accuse me of plagerising.. my own… works…..
disclaimer 2 (age appropriate content) - i will be posting the occasional nsfw drabble / make nsfw jokes !! do with that information as you wish but if you’re 18- please don’t interact w me those works specifically !!
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a little about me - i'm elle (she/they, 22) !! i mainly write threadfics/drabbles, social media aus and ao3 fics !! a kagehina/hinakage main til the end but i enjoy most mainpairs too !! my DMs and asks are open so feel free to say hi !! 🫶🏻✨
my other tumblr blogs! (mostly inactive…) - @queeneye (queer eye) , @exasperatedmoron (DCTV), @three-trainwrecks (unus annus), @choupielu (skam france), @blueberrysunflowers (haikyuu incorrect quotes)
ao3 — xllx / exasperatedmoron
twitter — chouyo_
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current fics published on a03 / in the works / social media aus (on twt) !!
time is nothing but a construct || 30k words of hinata visiting kageyama in italy, falling sick and having a very chaotic and domestically romantic week with his ‘best friend’ that ends in a ring !!
alls fair in love and (one-sided) war || 7k of daisuga being soulmates but instead of using the soul bond for romantic reasons, suga uses it to bring chaos (and love) into daichi’s life !!
here comes trouble (make it double) || 15k of kagehina and ushisakuatsu getting set up by their sisters because they were Very Tired of their brothers’ hopeless love lives !!
life is like a box of chocolates || 18k of married ushiten being the most domestic and in-love couple you’ll ever meet as they go grocery shopping, bake chocolate pastries and reminisce on their relationship !!
that one time at training camp where everyone swapped souls and died || 13k of crack but also wholesomeness and a shit ton of team bonding moments amongst karasuno, nekoma and fukurodani (and mainpairs) !!
what is grief, if not love persevering? || 6k of kagehina’s final days as hinata loses his battle with cancer
everything’s better with you || 4k of ushisakuatsu working perfectly together like a well-oiled machine !! (contains nsfw)
call me and tell me how much you need me || 5k of hinakage handling long distance with nudes, voice recordings and wanking off !! (contains nsfw)
kageyama tobio; a case study on what it means to belong || 6k of kageyama talking to yachi about what everyone means to him and how he found a home within his team !!
adventures in babysitting || 16k (and counting) of natsu being babysat by the various members of karasuno and slowly building her own second family !!
kagehina exchange fic 2023 || revealed in july !!
kagehina + mainpairs || a VERY long au where they both have their main twitter accounts + a secret private side account where they scream about their crushes. lots of crack and fluff!!
kagehina + mainpairs || another VERY long au where they both run secret sasaki to mivano stan accounts & are moots on those accounts without realising it + take inspiration from the show to flirt with their irl crushes !
kagehina + tsukiyama || short timeskipped au where tsukki makes a typo when talking to hinata and sends the poor man into a spiral !!
yachi + mainpairs || short timeskipped au where yachi reviews her friend’s dating profiles and finds love herself !!
kagehina + mainpairs || a VERY long timeskipped au where kagehina become roommates and kuroo tries to increase the popularity of the JNT !!
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blueberrysunflowers · 2 years
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hi everyone 👀
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hello twt friends !!
this is the side acc for @exasperatedmoron
tumblr is ✨silly & quirky✨with it’s side accounts and my haikyuu account is a side account !! it means i can only post/retweet on here !! when i follow people back / comment on other’s posts, it will show up as that account !! (because the main acc + side accs all share one timeline) 🕺 there isn’t really anything i can do about it apart from making a whole ass account but 🥲 i hope this clears things up !! <33
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✨ what to expect on this page — 80% incorrect quotes, 10% headcanons and 10% fanfics 😌
✨ ships to expect from here — kagehina, tsukiyama, daisuga, asanoya, iwaoi, kuroken, and kiyotana (however, i do have a balance of general quotes and ship quotes lined up☺️)
✨ #life in the (team name) household — an easy way to navigate through the page and read content with only the characters you want 🌻
✨ disclaimer 1 (sources) — most of my quotes come from my other incorrect accounts / my old fanfics in other fandoms, i may not be able to credit them all so not all quotes are mine‼️ ADDITIONALLY i apologise if i post a quote another hq incorrect quote acc has posted ! let me know and i’ll take it down :))
✨ disclaimer 2 (age appropriate content) — anything that implies anything sexual is always with the timeskipped characters! i try to always add the #timeskipped hashtag so it’s easier to find too🔞
✨ a little about me — i’m elle!! (she/her, sometimes they/them). i’m 21 and i watched hq for the first time in may 2022 (and i’m very upset i didn’t watch it earlier). i mainly write socmed aus on twitter !!
✨ my other tumblr blogs! — @queeneye (queer eye) , @exasperatedmoron (DCTV), @three-trainwrecks (unus annus), @choupielu (skam france)
✨ ao3! — xllx / exasperatedmoron
✨ twitter! — chouyo_
✨ current fics published on ao3 / published on tumblr / in the works / posted on twitter !!
tsukiyama || yamaguchi does tiktok and tries introducing tsukki to his followers + domestic fluff and sharing a bed + suga being a great upperclassman moment
hinakage || [NSFW] long distance + voice recordings
karasuno volleyball team || different members of the team baby sitting natsu
kagehina || there’s a small flood, hinata injures his ankle and kageyama is a secret, caring sweetheart with strong arms
kagehina || engaged since they were first years. they never hid it, but somehow no one knew. everyone assumed it was just them making jokes + hinata sending out wedding invites now that he’s back from brazil
kagehina || literally just them holding hands because hinata got lost in the crowd before a game (and a little of “gay panic!kags” but make it tall beefy football man)
kagehina + mainpairs || they both have their main twitter accounts + a secret private side account where they scream about their crushes. lots of crack and fluff !!
kagehina + mainpairs || they both run secret sasaki to miyano stan accounts & are moots on those accounts without realising it + take inspiration from the show to flirt with their irl crushes !!
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inter-bellum · 1 year
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I posted 304 times in 2022
26 posts created (9%)
278 posts reblogged (91%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@its-tea-time-darling
@not-your-typical-jay
@persnickett
@itsthemxze
@anaisanais-stuff
I tagged 222 of my posts in 2022
Only 27% of my posts had no tags
#fic rec - 18 posts
#!!! - 8 posts
#tmr - 7 posts
#lol - 6 posts
#soral's shit - 6 posts
#gif tutorial - 5 posts
#skam fic rec - 5 posts
#incorrect tmr quotes - 4 posts
#tmr fic rec - 4 posts
#personal - 4 posts
Longest Tag: 107 characters
#this is giving me soo much nostalgia and reminding me of the pictures in the books i used to read as a cild
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
to parents
My parents were almost as kind and accepting as any lgbtq-kid could wish for. When I came out as non-binary, my mom gave me a hug and my dad a pat on the back. That however did not mean they started using the right pronouns, or later when I told them about a new name that I wanted to try out, then did not call me that. There was never really rejection/unacceptability, but rather a lack of awareness and the actions that came with it, sometimes felt like rejection.
For my generation, when you tell someone about a new name, the next obviously logical step is for them to start calling you by that name, it’s like a built in habit. But not with my parents, like i said, there was just a lack of awareness and knowledge and so they just continued referring to me by my old name. Only when I explicitly told them that I wanted to be called by this new name, they actually started using it. Though my father didn’t at first, his reasoning being ‘but she also listens to her old name, so why should I?’ Now that feels like rejection. But that was just from the lack of awareness, he didn’t not realise how important it was for trans people so see the new name get accepted (and with that, eventually being used as well) 
So to parents, regardless of the fact if your child is out, or part of the lgbtq-community, please educate yourself. Get some basic knowledge groundwork so to speak and know the meaning of ‘standard’ lgbtq words like homosexual/heterosexual/bisexual and cisgender/transgender.’ My parents didn’t even know what transgender meant precisely, let alone the meaning of a more specific term such as non-binary, that alone adds a whole new layer of difficulty, that combined with that everyone expresses their label(s) in a different way, like I’m a very masculine non-binary person whilst others are more feminine or more androgynous. 
My parents didn’t understand me, they still don’t understand and I don’t think they ever fully will because cause this is such a unique, personal experience
(Even as fellow non-binary/trans person, you will probably understand out of everyone but still it’s slightly different from person to person) but they understood even less because of that lack of awareness and knowledge. So to parents, please educate yourself on themes like these as they are becoming more prevalent in todays society, keep up with those things, like one would keep up the news. 
There will I think always be this gap of understanding between generations, later in life I might find myself in a similar position like my parents now, but I hope at least that with every generation, the previous one will be outfitted with more tools to gain understanding and knowledge and have the knowledge lead to acceptance. Because giving a hug or a pat on the back isn’t enough, with acceptance must come action. 
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#4
Gally: youre very annoying
Thomas: what can I say, its a lifestyle
13 notes - Posted May 29, 2022
#3
Gally: *begrudgingly hands Thomas his jacket, as his complaining about being cold annoys him (or so he tells himself)
Minho: why'd you do that? Thought you hated him *eyebrow wiggling ensues*
Gally: there's a fine line between hate and-
Minho: *crows* LOVE
Gally: *deadpan* vague feelings of affection
@its-tea-time-darling in light of the thomally week, of which I only see snatches, here's my humble contribution
51 notes - Posted April 30, 2022
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Minho: *eyeing Thomas*
Newt: Oh, for bloody god's sake, Minho, at least make sure he can still walk once you're done with him.
Minho: What do you mean, still walk?! They can always walk
Newt: *tsking* they hobble, Minho! They ho-
Minho: *loudly speaking* they can get from point A to point B!!
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My #1 post of 2022
Thomas: *presenting some wild, dangerous plan*
Gally: what's he on?
Newt: some highly addictive drug called idiocy
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iamshannonmcfarland · 2 years
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reaphersoul · 4 months
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index !
favorites
reading/in progress/to read
platonic fics
series masterlists
incorrect quotes
BOY/GIRL MEETS WORLD
BRIDGERTON
CHRIS EVANS
CRIMINAL MINDS
CSI
DC
DEAD POETS SOCIETY
EUPHORIA
GAME OF THRONES
GEN V
GILMORE GIRLS
GOSSIP GIRL
HANNIBAL
HOUSE M.D.
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON
MARVEL
MISC.
ONE CHICAGO
OUTER BANKS
PEDRO PASCAL
RIVERDALE
RIORDANVERSE
RPF
SKAM
SKINS
STAR WARS
STRANGER THINGS
SUITS
SUPERNATURAL
SVU
TEEN WOLF
THE BOYS
THE HUNGER GAMES
THE SOCIETY
THE X FILES
TRIPLE FRONTIER
TVDVERSE
TWILIGHT
WEDNESDAY
WIZARDING WORLD
YELLOWJACKETS
YOU
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nanonsdimples · 3 years
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Even: you're really cute when you're nice
Isak, blushing: ... and what am I when I'm not nice?
Even: hot as fuck
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dreamy-slytherin · 5 years
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how to flirt with the man of your dreams™ : a disaster gay guide to success:
Lucas: play the piano as though you had never done anything else
Isak: stare at them till they combust
Even: Gabrielle ;)
Matteo: imagine them spinning around and then fall to the floor dramatically
Eliott: tell them they look like a hedgehog, alternatively scare them in the dark
David: exist.
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Eskild: I’d just like to take this time to thank my childhood trauma for making me so funny
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ange1dean · 4 years
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This clip was probably one of the worst thing I’ve ever had to witness, but all of us should remember internalized homophobia is a thing lgbtq+ people go through, and a few weeks with someone you like isn’t going to change that. What Robbe said was horrible, and I’m not going to forgive him for saying those things, but we have to remember what he’s going through right now.
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rubyearp · 5 years
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Cris: My food‘s too hot. I can‘t eat it.
Joana: You’re too hot but I still eat you.
Amira, slamming her hands on the table: Okay guys you know i support you and all but please
Amira: I just ask for ONE peaceful dinner!
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lovelyblackthoughts · 5 years
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I keep trying to convince myself it's gonna be okay. Will it?
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