Saturn reached down
Dipper in hand
To scoop up Venus' tears
A handful of diamond stars
To fill Orion's belt
His arrow always true
To find the heart of Taurus
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Up until now, I never watched the sequel to The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I decided to watch it for the hell of it
And uh
Now I know he doesn’t look like this all the time
But uh
He’s not going to be added to my f/o list
But he kinda
HE KINDA 👀👀
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my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him
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My hair is just long enough that someone could pull it and drag me to their cock, not even having to ask before I put it in my mouth and get to work.
Having a handle as a free use sub is always important.
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My mother is like: Ooh, look there's a local singles club! Maybe you should check it out and make me some grandkids.
Like, a lot to unpack there but let's start with the fact that I'm living in your spare bedroom. Even if I somehow attract a worthy match, what next? When they want to come back to "my place" to do the do, what then?
Our house is small and the walls are thin. Do your really want to hear the symphony of our love-making while you sip your diet soda in the living room? Do you really think you can drown out the crescendo of my pleasure with the sounds of HGTV? Do you, mother? Do you???
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ik I'm probably just dumb but i STILL cant figure out how this damn director chair thing works but here's me doing story improv on the spot trying to see what happens
I rly hope no one else can see what ur saying on it unless they have chat unlocked or something bc that would be super embarrassing 💀💀
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