#skyrim incorrect quotes

[actual-skyrim-quotes]

Dragonborn: They hate me because they want to be me

Lydia: Or because of the atrocities you commit

Dragonborn: You shut the fuck up

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[incorrect-custom-followers]

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[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Dragonborn: sometimes family is you, your s/o, your adopted children and the multiple families you gained from joining a faction

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[farshores]

Yes I am totally focusing on my assignments

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[dez78]

Inigo: You have my debt. Lucien: You have my knowledge. Rumarin: You have my humor. Taliesin: And my sass!

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[skyrimpals]

*both Khash and Y/N are sick*

Xelzaz: DRINK THE MEDICINE

Khash: I'D RATHER EAT MY OWN THROW UP

Xelzaz: IT'LL HELP YOU GET BETTER

Khash: I'LL GET BETTER USING MY DUMBASS ENERGY

Xelzaz: OH MY GOD JUST DRINK IT

Khash: SAY NO TO DRUGS KIDS

Gore: Y/N, can you please take your medicine?

Y/N: sure

Xelzaz: WHY DO YOU GET THE GOOD ONE???

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[thedisc0panda]

Teldryn Sero, leader of the Talvas protection squad

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[krientum]

Miraak: Dragon Priests are calling it "the highest blasphemy of the era"

Miraak: I'm calling it, "a typical Tuesday morning"

Miraak: Hi! I just killed twenty-one dragons in one go!

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[ludicrouslydonewithart]

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[fretbored34]

I used to be a grad student like you, then I took an arrow to the brain

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[theogcinnamonroll]

Incorrect Quotes for Kaidan and Teya

Teya: What are you eating?

Kaidan: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Teya: I like you, don't I?

*Kaidan comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Teya’s bedroom.*

Teya: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?

Kaidan: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.

Kaidan: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*

Teya: ...

Teya: Kaidan, do you love me?

Kaidan: Of course I do!

Teya: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Kaidan: Well, of course I… would…

Teya: I mean something really, really—

Kaidan: Teya, what did you do?

Teya, grinning: I have a knife!

Kaidan: Put it down, Teya.

Teya: Make me! *sprints away*

Kaidan: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Teya: Even better!

Kaidan: What the fuck did you-

Teya: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Kaidan: Who hurt you?

Teya: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Kaidan: ...Yes, actually.

Kaidan, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Teya: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Kaidan: Is something burning?

Teya: My burning love for you of course!

Kaidan: …

Teya: …

Teya: And the kitchen is on fire…

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[shivering-isles-cryptid]

Incorrect Skyrim Quotes

Ancano: I am your doom-

Ancano: Did… did you just hit me with a- pillow?

Circe: Yeah.

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[incorrect-custom-followers]

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[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Dragonborn: why am I here?

Teacher: (holding a dragon bone dagger) we found your child threatening another child with this

Dragonborn: (proud) aww the first time they stole something without getting caught

Teacher: what kind of parent are you!?

Dragonborn: a great one

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[farshores]

i usually hold off till i got 10 of these before dropping them here but pickings are slim and i am lazy so *gestures*

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[dez78]

Dragonborn: *Carrying Taliesin* Rumarin: My feet hurt, why does he get to be carried everywhere? It's my turn! Taliesin: Because I'm precious cargo, that's why.

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