Minho: *hands Jeongin a lighter*
Minho: Here. Do a Crime.
Jeongin: YIPPEE!!!!
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Kidnapper: i have your kid
Chan: which one i have 7…
Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up
Chan:
Chan: which one i have 7…
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Minho: Go on! Who dares to challenge me?!
Jisung: *stands up* I will!
Minho: No, no honey, sit back down. Kim Seungmin can challenge in your place.
Seungmin: What the fuck have I done???
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Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.
Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—
Chan: sigh What do you want?
Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.
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changbin: *lifting weights*
jeongin: Wow… He's so intense!
seungmin: I wonder what drives him.
changbin, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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Jisung, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please.
Minho: * blushes *
Jisung, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.
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Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]
Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?
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Kidnapper: I have taken your kid hostage.
Chan: Which one? I have seven.
Kidnapper: The loud and annoying one.
Chan: Which one? I have seven.
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chan, picking up the phone: what’s wrong?
jisung: why do you always ask that? just because i’m calling it doesn’t mean something’s wrong!
chan:…
jisung: so anyway, can you come home? hyunjin joined a cult
jeongin, in the background: WE NEED AN ADULT!!
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Chan : Hey , what's wrong buddy ?
Minho : *drunk crying as he pets like 5 different cats* I don't have enough hands
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Lee Know: *watching "Best Hwang Hyunjin Moments" on youtube*
Hyunjin: What are you watching?
Lee Know: *panicks* Porn.
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Jeongin: pass the salt
Minho: what’s the magic word?
Jeongin: or else
Minho: that’s my boy
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Jisung: *pulling at his hair* THIS IS A DISASTER! I'M LOSING MY IDENTITY!
Chan: *sighs* Jisung, finding Minho attractive when he has a wig and skirt on doesn't make you straight
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Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!
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hyunjin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, changbin!
changbin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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