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totallynormalbehavior · 6 months
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Behold it is I that ask almost every🦉
blog ,what their opinions are of WHB.
So chosen one, please share who's your favourite are in WHB and do have any opinions and thoughts regarding the Kings?
*Snaps from imagination*
Wait I’m the chosen one
how to answer hmmm
Okay let’s go
Satan
8.9/10
He was of the kings who caught my eye at the beginning
Love me some little red man
Pregame opinion
He is probably going to be a heartless angry dude who wouldn’t care for MC’s feelings.Red flag with the anger issues.
After game opinion:
He is such a tease ugh I love him.This man gets turned on if you shout at him and he feeds off your anger.so a perfect person if you like to stress relief and a perfect punching bag(fiction of course)
I really love how he cares for MC and is one of the few who sees MC as their own person *gives Sitri the side eye*.Love how he gets jealous of if someone tries to get even close to MC.
Everybody wants to kicked on the butt by him.
He reminds me of a sheep who has anger issues
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This still lives rent free in my mind 😳
Mammon
7/10
The first thing I look for in a man is his heart ❤️ …..THE FACT THAT HIS TITS IS INFRONT OF IT IS NOT MY FAULT
Pregame opinion:
His design is gorgeous to me especially those hand claws whatever they call it he wears.
He is going to fall in love with MC the at first sight.He is a gentle giant,probably a himbo.Does also he produce gold also from his dic-“gets shot”.
After game opinion
And I wa right about his personality.This man has a heart of gold .Sor why are you so big
Sugar daddy Mammon to the rescue.
This man is really oblivious about what he says to others especially around Satan and their height difference.
Reading his selfie card story ,it’s like talking to a wall with this man.
Oh and also the description “I wanna be yours “and not “you will be mine “ is him.Instead of you being his pet,this man considers you his Master.Good boy for MC
His H scene is one of my favs so far
Can I squeeze his tits as relievers
Leviathan
9/10
Pregame opinion:
🎵Looks like an angel walks like an angel🎵
Oh my sweet beautiful honey boo boo who wouldn’t hurt a fly .Is such a soft boy 🥺.
His kink is dangerous though .Would this man be turned on if he choked on his drink though
After game opinion
Gets slapped in the head of how much of a menace this guy is.*holds head in pain* wait …WHAT HAPPEN TO SOFT BOI
I don’t like how this man calls me out for being a perv escuse you sir I’m a ✨expensive hoe✨who is selective thank you very much 😤
Have you ever cried upon seeing someone so beautiful
This demon hangs everyone for the pettiest reason,wait you breath the same air as him 😡 “hang
Is a interesting character ngl
One of the characters who gets MC’s attention
His bathtub card broke me …
Dat ass
Rattail Beelzebub
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-10000000/10
*breaths in and out *
This man oho this man
Pregame opinion:
Disgusting Rattail who is a homeless men ,did you see his jeans zero fashion sense .
Shamless slut and is proud of it
After game opinion:
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Still the same but worse
I hate that after the quiz I got him.No I did not see the retry button,it’s because I was sleeping.
Ugh Rattail
*somone shouts in the audience:She is in denial your honour
No I’m not
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…….
Anyways where was I um
His selfie card story proved to me that this man is jerk
He makes Bael overwork and I don’t like that .He must take responsibility for his own kingdom #FreeBael
I want this man as far away from me before I smell I I whiff of his cigs and rat piss
Why did they e make him so sexy and hot and cool and sjdheisjsbeji
*Sprays rat spray*
She is really in love with him and would die for him
Gunshots 🔫
And last for a man who is still not in the game
Lucifer
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100000000000000/10
Sir I would like to ask for your hand in marriage 💍🥺
I’m certified Luciwhore
This man is so beautiful *cries*I would like to kiss him and tell him how precious he is
30cm ..where is all that going 🤨 Can I suck your di-
*Explosion*
Now for my fav nobles …honestly love all of them can’t pick a fav among them😌
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the-voltage-diaries · 3 years
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I wasn’t intending to post anything from the story but the world could do with a few more butt-slaps so yeah. Thanks @cupidocherie for roping me into reading his S4 so quick that was a wild ride.
Story: Live-In Lover (Yosuke)
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kulaykape · 3 years
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Ina Kingsley Headcanons Pt. 4(?)
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(Context of pic: MC compares Ina to Batman 😂)
Recently been tossing hilarious and interesting ideas around with other Ina stans, and I think I need to put together another list of HC's. Enjoy!
Ina grew up in New York middle-high class in a very religious home that didn't believe in childbirth outside of wedlock, or ✨the big gay✨. So when Ina came out before she left for college, she was disowned. She'd tried to see the best in her parents all her life, and this just broke her heart.
But any love she might've had remaining for her parents disappeared when they disowned Lilian when she got pregnant when she was 19. Ina had just recently graduated from Princeton, and rushed back home to bring Lilian to live with her. It was a very tough first few years.
Ina was the 'nerd who is athletic' (not to be mistaken with 'athlete who is nerdy'), and MC is blown away when she finds out just how athletic Ina is.
She boxed as an amateur when she was in high school, and even did track and field. She still lifts weights to maintain ✨dat ass✨ but does sometimes find herself missing sports. It sated her competitive side.
Physically, Ina can't lie, she's most proud of her butt. Don't tell anyone (especially MC), but that thang used to be flat. Ina likes to think that every positive quality she has is a product of her hard work. And she's usually right.
Ina has punched/slapped/kicked in the balls more than a few people on behalf of those she cares about. One time a man at a bar called Lilian a 'dirty slut' and… well, let's just say Ina would've gone to jail if the bar owner wasn't so impressed that a little 5'4" woman had just kicked a dude's ass.
Ina is deeply involved with Charlotte's life. She doesn't want her to feel alone and unsure like she often did growing up. She's especially involved when it comes to Charlotte's education, and is the reason Charlotte could read, write cursive, and recite the periodic table before she was even six. Don't worry, the kid's a nerd too, she loves it.
"Now, Charlotte, repeat after me: Aunt Ina. Is. Smarter. Than. Mommy." "Ina, I swear to god, I'm rIGHT HERE-"
Another thing Ina has an irrational fear of besides geese? Bugs. Don't expect her to be the one to squash so much as an ant in the house when you start living together.
Ina also nearly got married when she was around 29-30 (HC that she's around 33-35 now) to a woman she really loved. She said yes to her proposal, but found out just a month or two before their wedding that she was cheating.
It's a big reason in why she's always pushing MC away, she's so scared to be hurt again, even though she knows she's falling for MC the exact same way she did her ex. Nobody at work knows about her ex-fiancé, and Ina doesn't know how she'll ever explain that to MC.
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weebshiza · 4 years
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Ight we are gonna start this off right
Chubby MC and the main 6
but with a tiny bit of spice ;)
Asra 💙
Literally absolutely loves your chub
Will squish your thighs or tummy when you cuddle
He will literally sit there and kiss your entire body if it’s just one of those nights
He thinks your adorable in thigh highs even if you don’t think so
Will probably death stare anyone that body shames you
He absolutely can and will pick you up
Julian ❤️
He thinks your the cutest thing on earth
He cannot take his hand off you he just loves to squish you
He will slap that shit (not hard tho) just to watch it jiggle
Likes the idea that if you sit on his face, he could *potentially* snap his neck
He likes to pick you up sometimes just to prove you aren’t too heavy
If you get insecure he will just be like “why?? Your so gorgeous?”
Will hurt anyone that body shames you in any way
Portia 🧡
As a thicc bitch her self, she can appreciate a thicc bitch
She is constantly baking you goodies just to keep you ✨plump✨
She is your #1 hypeman
Constantly giving you little love smacks on the butt
Just really loves the small things, like the way you jiggle a tiny bit when you walk, or the way your thighs get twice as big when you sit down
Muriel 🖤
This man. Right here. Like his bitches t h i c c
Your feet barely touch the ground when youre around him
Sometimes you will catch him staring at your thighs
He just really likes the way they jiggle
Like a lot
He’s not good at expressing how much he likes your chub but he will try through actions like baking you bread or muffins
Lucio 💛
You would think that he doesn’t like thicc bitches but he actually really likes them
This man is constantly feeding you. Like he collects the most delicious foods from all across Vesuvia just for you
He gets custom made clothing for you that are very revealing sometimes
Literally wants you to break his pelvis ;)
He will grab dat ass any chance he gets
Nadia 💜
It may not come across like that often but she really adores your chub
She will tell you how gorgeous you are whenever she feels you need it
She really likes kissing your thighs ;)
She doesn’t verbally express her adoration that often but she does it through actions like getting you your favorite sweets and scooping up your chin with one hand to squish your cheeks
She often stares at you but ✨respectfully✨
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Hey! How'd rfa react to an mc who likes to touch their butt? (cuz I know everyone in the rfa has a nice ass tbh)
i do agree that they all probably have really nice butts
Yoosung
You thanked all the gods you could name that he used skinny jeans bc bOI dat ass
Your favorite thing was to cuddle him and just rest your hands on his butt
Poor bby would blush every time
He didn’t really mind as long as you didn’t touch it in public, though
Zen
The first time you did it, he just looked really really suprised before he laughed awkwardly
“I know everything about me looks good, but my ass? There’s so much else to touch and appreciate!”
It would probably make him slightly uncomfortable or just really turned on, so don’t be offended if he moves your hands to his waist instead
secretly kind of loved it 
Jaehee
Just like Yoosung, she would blush every time
Squeels and scolds you if you hit her butt
You once hit it when she was bending over to take cookies out of the oven
She screamed suprised and dropped the tray
Would accept you touching it when you cuddled 
Jumin
Jumin is an ass man and you can’t deny it
So whenever you sqeezed his butt, he would just chuckle and squeeze yours too
Suprisingly enough, he didn’t mind at all
Especially not if you did it while he was pushing you against the bed or wall, kissing you
707
*gasps and whispers* they touched the butt this nerd would make finding nemo references
As he usually was sitting you rarely had access to his butt, so when he was finally standing you had to take the opportunity
If you slapped his ass, he would declare war
Would dress up in his maid costume and walk around without underwear just to tease you by showing his ass everytime he bent over
~jane
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