#slappage

[fredbydawn]

Buenos Dias, Hoffman y Strahm

#cheeks to the wind. ripe for slappage #Jill just brings that out in men I guess #sorry I was possessed #saw franchise #mark hoffman #peter strahm #coffinshipping

[vegussy]

I must have replayed LALALALA and Cover Me about 100 times each since yesterday. Gawd dayum they're so good

#utter slappage and beauty. respectively #skz rockstar #skz lalalala #skz cover me

[ruffgem]

there’s only one playlist that can get me thru finals week. remember who u are bitch. 8th grade me was metal as fuck shes literally gonna be so mad if we don’t absolutely slay these finals

#SPECIFICALLY hushed tones by islands is a direct time machine to 8th grade #for ME #AND #the entirety of a sleep and a forgetting #which is the worst islands era #but since I used to like it so much I’ll award it honorary slappage

[todesboten]

writing essays bobbing both my legs and headbanging to electric wizard at the same time call that flailing demoniac swag

#or something #he speaks #music slappage increases by a general 15% if listened to while trying to meet deadlines

[mysticmellowlove]

note; this came to me in a dream and honestly i hope it portrayed it well because the pure slappage of this dream was unrivaled. 10/10 would risk sanity again

warning; violence, human sacrifice, sukuna, power imbalance, cruelty, non-con, no nsfw, they be mentally unstable, gn reader, yandere?, mindbreak?, not even a ship really?

Sukuna was no stranger to human torment. He didn't care for the hoards of people he ploughed through, their villages burnt to the ground in smouldering ashes. He didn't care for a mother's cries as they cradled bloodied children in their arms. He didn't care for the final soldier's look of abandon as he realises he's the only one left.

Sukuna would gladly spend his day slaughtering as many humans as he wanted, all because he could. Because he was the apex predator in this place. These settlements were nothing but fodder for him, food for his lust for violence.

Sukuna also wasn't shy from psychological torment as well, his servants cowered under him, and his mere presence was incentive enough to be completely subservient. There was one human in particular that piqued his interest more than the others though.

The human who was delegated the task of killing off the various sacrifices neighbouring settlements sent his way in appeasement. He didn't often sit in on them, all he knew was the human was ordered to remove sacrifice's hearts on an altar, their own hands tainted with the life force of their fellow people.

That look of pure hopelessness as they shoved the small dagger into the sacrifice's chest, the tears that swarmed their face as Uruame loomed over them, waiting for the offering to prepare his dinner. He found himself indulging in these scenes more often than not in the coming days.

The way they shook as he sat proudly on a cushion and watched over the two humans fighting in different fields. One for their life and another for their morality. He savoured the way his little executioner would keep their head down, body heaving as they drove the knife inside supple skin, over and over to extract the heart that he had ordered them to.

His favourite part was when the executioner held the heart out to him, their hands shaking and their eyes downcast as he took in the sight. For a while, he couldn't fathom why this pathetic creature drenched in blood got him so moved. The urge to keep them under his complete control only grew as he schemed up more and more unusual punishments. More sacrifices, he would loom over them as they did their deed just so he could hear their harrowed breathing as they slaughtered mindlessly for him lest they be in that position themselves, more torment before the main course. He delighted in their cries as they immobilised the sacrifices, stripping them of any humanity they might have.

However one day, something seemed to change. When the little executioner came to work Sukuna was on the alter instead, a knowing smirk on his face as they climbed over him warily. Their eyes were a pit of hopelessness, their feelings so thoroughly shattered they hardly showed anymore. When he ordered them to drive the knife into his own chest they only faltered for a minute.

Something seemed to snap inside them, over and over again he bled before his favourite executioner and laughed as they slowly came to realise that no matter what they did, no matter what they could do, he would never die by their hands.

#gn reader #yandere male #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna x reader #sukuna #yandere sukuna #yandere jujutsu kaisen

[dinoburger]

bald tf2 characters ranked by how slapable their heads are, least to most:

Silas and Heavy are too tall. I could not reach.

Engie and Soldier have helmets, protected from potential slappage.

Radigan could be slapped. but at what cost.

the Mann twins would not be saved my wrath

[yugiohio]

The literal and actual implications of Nia Jax vs Rhea Ripley for the women's championship title????? The meat slappage?!?!?! I need it at Fastlane. I need it on a plane. I need it in my veins. I need big meaty women slappin meat for championships. I DO.

Edited to add:

When I say implications, I deadass mean just that. It's implied that Rhea and Nia would have a good match because on paper it makes sense. However, Nia has a long track record of shoot harming her opponents because of her recklessness and lack of skill. So while I'd like to see the fight, I hope it's actually being booked because Nia has improved significantly since the last time we saw her and not because Hunter just wants to add bodies to the women's division.

#nia jax #rhea ripley #wwe #bmwsm #wrestling #wrasslin #wwe lb #raw lb #hell if you really wanna be frisky add raquel too!

[infinitesimallyminiscule]

I need to get thicker thighs for more slappage...

[genderflu1dwh0r]

Beck: I thought you had a date tonight.

Jade: Why did you think that?

Beck: It said so on your SlapPage.

Jade: Why are you stalking my SlapPage?

Beck: Why do you care?

Cat: Why is Robbie's zipper down?

Okay, I'm always on Jade's side, but I'm especially on Jade's side. Beck shouldn't be stalking and shouldn't have said "why do you care?" Cause she has 1000% the right to care.

#victorious #jade west #beck oliver #cat valentine #quote #robbie shapiro

[nighttbound]

Idk what drafts I will get to tonight so while I have it on my mind and the idea to ask is still here:

Does anyone know shit about Killer Instinct

Second. If you do what's the temperature on Kan-Ra

--If none of these apply, now much slappage do you think you'd garner from a character from a scifi, off the shits fighting game who is an undead vizier who has obsessively been collecting arcane secrets. Are we about that. I don't even know if I'm about it but I mostly am. I typically like my crazy historic magic shit separated from my tech-heavy scifi but not always. If it meshes well then fine.

#;ooc

[metaphysical-cheese]

I was tagged by @goosemixtapes to post my nine favorite albums! Some of ours are the same but that’s just bc we both have great taste I guess

In no particular order:

Cures What Ails Ya, The Longest Johns: Me when the seas are shantying. This album goes so hard and contains such a variety of vibes while preserving the slappage of all of them. 10/10 would go a-fishing for the whale again

Ceremonials, Florence + The Machine: GOD it was so hard to pick one of hers. I almost put Dance Fever here but I feel like it’s too early to say that yet. I think this album has the highest concentration of my favorite songs of hers so <3

Go Farther In Lightness, Gang of Youths: Okay okay this is my favorite album of all time. It’s not even about the music (though that does go incredibly hard) it’s the way the lyrics so consistently make me feel like I’ve been punched in the gut /pos. I limited myself to one album per artist but major shoutout to Let Me Be Clear also

Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812: Literally would not be the person I am today if it were not for my intense obsession with this show, and subsequently War and Peace, for two solid years. Thanks to this album for a major part of my personality.

Strange Trails, Lord Huron: The woods <3 Literally so true besties. I don’t have much clever and intelligent to say about this album except that it goes so so so hard

Ruin, The Amazing Devil: Shoutout to Rook for introducing me to this one. Every song on this album is incredible and I have no idea how they manage to consistently put out the best music on planet Earth.

Wild World, Bastille: I can’t even explain to you what I like so much about Bastille’s music but it scratches an itch in my brain. It’s also vaguely nostalgic, because Bastille was the first artist I decided to listen through their discography. Good decision past me.

Eurus, The Oh Hellos: EVERY SONG IS SO GOOD. Every one no exceptions. I really love the general sound of The Oh Hellos, and this album has a concentration of my favorite things about their style. Also it has one of my favorite album covers ever. The Eurus/Notos/Boreas/Zephyrus art is gorgeous.

Wasteland, Baby!, Hozier: Hozier my BELOVED. This album has such a good vibe to it and I really adore the style of music. I could listen to Hozier forever I think

I’m tagging @narratorstragedy @plague-on-both-your-houses @sofyarostova @silvercatarts if yall want to do it :) or if you want to do it and I didn’t tag you (sorry im tired rn) consider yourself tagged

#shut up nee

[c0ffeeb1ack]

yeah 95% of mania slaps but young and a menace???? the one song on that album that ISNT good??????? skrillex trash dubstep pt. 2 electric boogaloo?????????

(said as a you fan and a fob fan <3)

LOL yeahhh i knew that would be controversial </3 i'll be honest, i didn't like young and menace when i first listened to the album back in 2018, but over time it grew on me a lot. yeah it's different from the rest of their stuff, but not necessarily Bad Different :') (also in case you were wondering, the 5% of un-slappage on that album for me is heaven's gate -- too slow and sad!!!)

#not tua #ask #we will simply have to respectfully agree to disagree here anon <3

[gammaraydeath]

literally I listen to the bungie halo soundtracks a lot even while drawing me stuff like nothing can compare to the ass slappage that is mjolnir mix or one final effort

#havent listened to me3 soundtrack yet but the first one was ok and 2 was downright forgettable #o'donnell and salvatori seriously nailed making incredibly memorable tracks with a ton of feeling

[darkaac]

a purple-coded mastermind type with spider symbolism, who can travel through some type of portal, and who is in part remembered for some Serious Acts of Slappage.......

#hunched over a fallen corkboard. getting half of my drawing pins from a pot of soup #of course the portal thing is not exclusive in the other case but eh

[rnelisdogan]

absolute slappage

[cluelessrebel1988]

Yesterday (April 25, 2023) will go down in history as the dare of the great (if brief) 'Pokemon Theme Slappage Debate' between my brother and I.

#pokemon theme song #song cover #songs that slap #just brothers being brothers #screenshots #me #my real life #the important things