#sleep deprived thoughts

[raccoonesquire]

In my never ending task of playing every Ace Attorney game, I’ve fallen in love with all of the recurring gags.

My current favorite bit is in both of the Ace Attorney Investigations games. Every time you need to inspect an area up close, Edgeworth proclaims “i won't rest until i've inspected every suspicious looking nook and cranny.”

literally. every. time.

It’s to the point where both Gumshoe and Kay have started copying (mocking?) him about it

I had honestly assumed that it was one of those pompous “Von Karma- isms” that Miles had developed, but I’ve now made it to AAI2-3, where you play as Gregory. Lo and behold…

Father Edgeworth did it too!! Every time!!

It just makes me happy that Miles kept doing it, even so long after his father’s untimely demise.

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #sleep deprived thoughts #ace attorney investigations #dick gumshoe #gregory edgeworth #kay faraday #gyakuten kenji 2

[adorascake]

I actually think it would be kinda cool if Ava returns in the middle of battle when the nuns are struggling and need reinforcements and she just absolutely obliterates all the demons/bad people/creatures but it’s not evident that it’s her (maybe she's in armor or just glowing so much it’s hard to see??) until the battle is over and when they’re like “who are you? are you an angel?” before she returns to her normal self, looks at a certain former nun she’s in love with, smiles a shit-eating grin, and breathes, “Bea.”

oh also highway to hell would play during her epic return

#sleep deprived thoughts #warrior nun #ava silva #sister beatrice #avatrice #an emotional return/reunion would be great don't get me wrong but also just consider Ava getting to have a badass moment

[puppetmaster13u]

Tempted to write a oneshot or twoshot where the batfam get cursed or something & turned into dinosaurs. And Bruce is both ugh, because magic and his kids were targeted which really pisses him off, but on the other hand well... dinosaurs. One of the things he can ramble about for hours?? One of his hyperfixations??? Oh they can clock their top speeds and take pictures and- Jason spit that person out you don't know where they've been!

#sleep deprived thoughts #batman au #bruce wayne #batfam #batman deserves to fly #prompts? #prompts #dinosaur #dinosaurs #dinosaur batfam #maybe they can eventually change at will #maybe they were cursed by a magician #maybe it was an artifact #pfft they were trying to get something away that catwoman was stealing and it broke #and now they're stuck like this for a while #batman #dc #dcu #autistic bruce wayne

[bbboo556-blog]

Alright this is my first time writing EVER. Feel free to comment on any writing tips. I literally wrote this at 2am.

18+ MDNI GO AWAY

Toji wasn't a good man, and you knew that. He was almost always late to pay you and or short of cash. But how could anyone say no to cute little megumi. You craved his touch. Through short but longing glances, he knew that, too. But you were just the nanny. How could a woman be kicking her feet and twirling her hair at the thought of his large hands roaming her body? Yet there you were at home thinking about him. You knew that he wasn't thinking about you back. He probably had another woman as you held his son in your arms, trying to stop his poor little tears. You put him to bed and climbed into tojis. He typically never came back until the morning anyway and never complained when he saw you laying there before. Except it wasn't like any other night. He came home earlier than usual. He saw you sound asleep and smirked. As soon as you felt the sheets move, you quickly woke up.

"I'm sorry Toji I didn't think you'd be home so early."

"It's fine, doll face. It's still pretty late, you can just stay here with me. It's much safer that way."

You knew what game he was playing but you also knew he was right. It was a stupid idea that you knew would only end in one way. You climbed back into bed and layed on your side while facing Toji. The last thing you wanted to do was give him an easy view of your ass. It didn't stop his eyes from obviously wandering to your chest. For a moment you wondered if he knew he was being an obvious pervert. You could feel your face get warm after looking down to see what looked like a large bulge from his boxers. After what felt like a few minutes you both finally met each other's eyes. That goddamn smile of his worked wonders on you. Enough to miss him moving closer to you.

"Toji aren't you tired? it's pretty late."

"For you doll I could stay up all week if you want me too."

If only he wasn't your weakness would you have stopped what happened next. It started small with a peck on the lips. You didn't fight it at all. Slowly it became two kisses. By the third you could feel your arousal growing and a sharp shiver go up your spine. You gave up quickly not that Toji would ever complain. The make out session turned hot and heavy very fast. you could feel him pull you closer for a deeper kiss. You just wanted to take off that damn shirt of his. Hiding those precious abs you knew he had. You moved your hands to the hem of his shirt. He pulled away from the kiss to take off his shirt. Your jaw almost dropped from his massive pecs alone. He snapped his fingers to bring me back.

"Hey, don't think I don't wanna see you too. Show me that pretty body you think I don't notice."

You stood up to undress for him. First it was your pants. He made you turn around and bend over for good measure. It was embarrassing but so arousing. He could see the wet patch slowly growing.

"Damn you look delicious. Maybe I should just eat you out until you beg me to stop?"

Your eyes widened as you stood up straight. The next item was your top. You pulled the fabric over your head and tossed it to the ground. You could feel his eyes all over. Just to be safe you unhooked your bra. His eyes widened at the sight.

"Get back in bed...now."

You quickly jumped back into bed as he climbed on top of you. Soon enough it was back to kissing with his hands on your sensitive nipples. Part of you was nervous about your growing arousal since it was known to ruin bedsheets and panties. You wrapped your arms around his neck as he left hickeys all along your neck and chest. Your moans just added fuel to the blaze. You could feel his bulge growing bigger somehow. You were sick of the teasing so you took matters into your own hands. You pulled down his boxers letting his cock spring free. It was big just like him. He liked to return the favor and pulled down your panties being just as impatient. Your wetness soaking through your panties. He got a wicked look in his eye and put your panties up to his face to sniff them. His moan instantly made you hornier.

"That's the good stuff, pretty girl but I think it's better I eat the real thing."

And eat like a starved man he did. It was sloppy and made your toes curl. For such a fowl mouth he had a very skilled tongue. But you already knew that. You swear you could see stars just as you hit your climax. You tried to keep quiet not wanting to wake the poor baby. However, Toji was ruthless. He moved up to let you taste yourself as his cock moved to your entrance.

"You're so fucking wet I'm sure it'll slide right in. Just the way I like it."

He was mostly right. You hadn't been the most active lately so after a few pushes he bullied his way inside of you. Your back arched as you felt him bottom out.

"Oh fuck Toji"

Your wish was his command. If you were seeing stars before, now you could see the whole galaxy. His thrust started slow but hard and deep. He built up his momentum until he could properly pound away. You tried to return the pleasure by moving your hips with his or leaving scratch marks along his back but he was feral. Every thrust sends shivers up your spine. It was almost too wet, making a big mess on his cock and on his mattress. You felt overstimulated and weak to his power. If only it didn't feel so fucking good.

"Do you like that doll face?"

He said with a shit eating grin. You tried not to cry out or scream as a response but you did it anyway. What were words? unimportant. Your head was filled with nothing but lust. You could feel it in the pit of your stomach again. You were going to cum. He knew it and wanted every fucking drop of it.

"Is my pretty girl gonna squirt for me? I know you can do it. come on pretty girl I know you wanna do it for me".

His lewd words set you off. Suddenly everything became clear and bright. You made a big mess all over his sheets and abdomen. That nasty fucker didn't care. It made him want more. He pounded you through your orgasm until he pulled out and came all over you.

"That was so fucking sexy doll face. I'd go for more but you look fucked out".

You slowly nod your head in response.

"Here let me take care of the mess we made.''

He pulled out leaving you feeling empty. He picked you up and put you down on the counter in the bathroom. You grabbed a rag and wet it to clean yourself off. He changed the sheets and came back to check on you.

"How do you feel?"

"Amazing."

"Good."

He carried you back to bed after cleaning himself off.

"I hope you don't think that'll never happen again because it will." He gave you that same shit eating grin. Your hand gently touched his scar.

"Only if I get a goddamn raise."

You laughed as you both drifted off to sleep in each other's arms. You both had a lot to talk about in the morning.

#Toji smut #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk toji #toji fushiguro #toji smut #toji x you #toji x reader #sleep deprived thoughts

[dnfnoodles]

I think Dream should log on to twitter tweeet „I hope you all kys” and uninstall the app and never talk to these people again but he suffers from forever kind and forgiving disorder so he won’t

#sleep deprived thoughts

[chaotic-warbler]

Gender is like the classes in TF2: You're gonna have fun with some while you will loathe having to use certain others. It all depends on what you like or dislike and the one you enjoy for yourself, others will despise for themselves and vice versa. And at the end all of them are valid in some way.

But also some of us got auto-balanced and the devs have yet to fix that damn system.

#lgbtq #transgender #sleep deprived thoughts #tf2

[lordlexion]

Jean-Luc Picard: *Returning to his quarters, tired after a challenging shift, wanting nothing more than to go to bed.*

“What the f-?!”

Q: *Lying suggestively on Picard's bed, with a rose in his teeth, to the accompaniment of “Shut up and sleep with me”.*

“Welcome back, Mon Capitaine.”

Picard: “I don't have the strength for it. I'm going to sleep on the corridor floor.”

*Exit.*

#qcard #q star trek #star trek q #jean luc picard #jean-luc picard #dialogue #dialogue prompt #star trek #star trek tng #star trek the next generation #I literally listen to this song and my only thought is 'Q' #If I could get into editing or animation I would make this a reality #sleep deprived thoughts #incorrect quotes #incorrect dialogue

[69ottersinatrenchcoat]

Stop saying "sleep is for the weak."

This phrase encourages a harmful and outdated view of tiredness, fatigue and rest.

✨Instead try✨

"Sleep is for the mortals"

It makes your shitty sleep schedule sound like some kind of god (or demigod...or some poor kid living with a god in their body)'s secondary agenda rather than a poor life decision.

Now, go be mortal. GO SLEEP. Goddamn it.

#i wrote this at 1am instead of sleeping #sleep deprived thoughts #pjo #if you stretch #sleep #fatigue #sleep is for the weak #mortal #moral fool #i mesnt mortal fool but that's funnier #mortal fool #sleep is for the mentally stable #insomia #mental health funnies #jokes #fyp #tumblr #1am #1 am thoughts #its 1am #demigods #demigods and magicians #very specific references #rick riordan #you dont need to know his works to understand my joke #DID joke #if you squint #kane chronicles

[averagelozenjoyer]

They put kinetic sand in the shrines!!!!!

#legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #loz #botw #tloz #shrines #sleep deprived thoughts

[naneun-no]

Serious question:

Does anyone actually like raisins?

Or do we all just sort of tolerate them? I never seek them out, they just pop up randomly. Cereal, granola, cookies, trail mix.

I feel like they don’t add anything but a slightly weird texture and a blandly sour flavor, and every time I eat something they’re in I get the sense that the thing would be better without them, but they just keep getting added to the thing because “that’s the recipe.”

Or idk maybe people love raisins. You tell me.

#sleep deprived thoughts #random thoughts #i feel like Jimin would like raisins #he has grandma vibes and grandmas love raisins

[beebopboom]

thinking about the “our” and “us” of the season

of Aziraphale using “our” - a possessive pronoun - meaning belonging to us

of Crowley using “us” - an object pronoun - meaning the speaker referring to themselves and at least one other person

(thinking that Aziraphale already thought they were an “us” - that “i thought we carved it out for ourselves” “so did i” was way more telling of their current relationship - that Crowley was the more unsure one)



#sleep deprived thoughts #they both come from we but are not interchangeable #i think #idk it just won’t leave my brain #but it probably doesn’t make any sense #headcannon that Aziraphale already thought him and Crowley were already in a angel/demon relationship #but his planned confession at the Ball was for them to be in a more human relationship #good omens #good omens 2 #good ineffable omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses

[raccoonesquire]

Phoenix lines that I relate to so hard it proves I chose the (W)right name-

especially these two

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #namesake #sleep deprived thoughts #for real though #a relatable man #out of context screenshots

[bookishly-ariel]

Just saw a post mentioning how the cauldron loves Elain and I think that's cute as hell (especially since I was writing earlier to clear my mind and had it talking to her in her Seer daze) but the gremlin part of my brain went, "What if it made Lucien her mate cause it looked at Az and got jealous they were meant for eachother and said "Nuh uh, he's perfect, he can't have everything."

Then released her, hoping she'd stay away from his rival 😂

Dear Dracula I'm sleep deprived

#elriel #elain archeron #elain acotar #elain x azriel #pro elain #sleep deprived thoughts

[puppetmaster13u]

Thinkin more on the Xeno au and about the family. And mostly about what everyone would be. Like of course they'd start out as chestburster-esque with more flesh-colored exoskeleton that'd be really soft like skin and mostly only a long tail. And then grow into other things, but there's several castes that even basic runners and drones can grow into.

Bruce: Drone -> Warrior -> Praetorian -> Queen (Winged)

Barbara: Drone -> Warrior -> Alpha Warrior

Dick: Runner -> Carrier

Jason: Runner -> Prowler -> Crusher

Cassandra: Runner -> Prowler

Stephanie: Drone -> Warrior -> Praetorian

Tim: Drone -> Warrior -> Praetorian

Harper: Drone -> Warrior

Duke: Drone -> Warrior -> Tusked

Cullen: Runner -> Aquatic

Damian: Drone -> Warrior

Carrie: Drone -> Spitter

Terry: Runner -> Prowler

Mathew: Runner -> Prowler

Random fun facts & rabmbles:

Tusked were, well, tusked xenomorphs specifically bred by yautja to act as forced attack dogs, and the ones we know who were released and escaped were accepted by a queen as her own

Alpha warriors are canon and are slightly larger than other warriors, can command other warriors, and in some cases are more intelligent too. They're almost between warrior and praetorian in ranking.

The praetorian caste is also known as royal guards, because that's what they are in most cases. They protect the nest and eggs and queen, and if the queen dies they may replace the queen.

Canonically there was a comic where Batman fought against a giant crocodile alien (no it didn't come from Killer Croc thankfully lol) that he defeated by bleeding it out until the floor collapsed into lava

The xenomorphs have had a civil war before on their home planet for the Royal Jelly, the black xenomorphs and red xenomorphs both fighting each other for their queen to become the next Queen Mother

Did you know there's further castes beyond the queen? A queen can become a Matriarch, then an Empress, and then a Queen Mother

Crushers are the equivalent of praetorians for the runner castes, and are canonically the most armored outside the queen castes themselves.

There's a theory about the spines on the xenomorphs' backs, where the longer they are the stronger the xenomorph, at least for basic castes. However there's another theory that this is an age thing. Neither is confirmed.

Did you know that xenomorphs have worked with others several different times when they're under threat, especially the queens or young.

Xenomorphs have Eidetic memory, and can even access memories from previous xenomorphs along their bloodline.

Normal xenomorphs can eventually become queens, but a xenomorph can be born as one from a Royal Facehugger, which unlike normal facehuggers have two embryo: a queen and a drone/runner to protect said queen

There have been exotic xenomorphs that are individuals such as the tusked or the winged queens, usually altered genetically or with an incredibly rare host (for example a winged queen has canonically come from a vampire in the comics before)

All xenomorphs are female, save for a single individual created using human dna and other genetic manipulation that was known as the king xenomorph.

Other genetic hybrids have been created as well, the most well known being the Newborn but there have been more balanced ones as well such as Eloise (a vat-grown android-xeno hybrid) which can have abilties of both species

Fun fact: A chestburster will not emerge in someone with leprosy, staying dormant, and other xenomorphs will not attack the people due to them carrying said chestburster.

Yautja hunting parties will hunt hybrids more enthusiastically than normal base xenomorphs for both the challenge and in some cases thinking they're abominations, such as a Predalien (in which case elders are usually the one to hunt them)

However they will also use xenomorphs as mounts, attack dogs, and other such things. For example one yautja rode a xeno-rex in ancient times as a hunting steed.

@phoenixcatch7 I summon thee mutual lol

#Xenomorph Batfam Au #batman au #batman #xenomorph #human alien hybrids #AVPxDC #AlienxDC #batfamily #batfam #This is of course not including all the clones #Trans batman #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #Jarro would also be there because he bby and also alien bonding time #rambles #sleep deprived thoughts #dcu #dc

[musicalislife]

Us after staying up and waking up early because of ✨HIM✨

#käärijä #it’s crazy it’s party #icip #icip mv #worth it though #jere pöyhönen #jere from vantaa #cha cha cha #sleep deprived thoughts #eurovision

[symbiotic-slime]

nepo baby by fox szn/danny gonzalez but it’s Harry Osborn. is this anything

#sleep deprived thoughts #I think I’m funny #spidey fans please let me know if this is a good take or not #the only piece of media I have consumed with Harry Osborn is the Sam raimi movies #which I am going to change but I’m just lazy lol #harry osborn #nepo baby #fox szn #danny gonzalez #ned flames