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rylie-m · 2 days
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this is me asking u ab ur head canons🙏🏼
rafe and bev cart!r………………………………
omg i love this trope
- he’d see you first when he’s golfing with his dad and some of his dad’s business partners and immediately be like “yes!! someone my age and cute😏”
- he’d be the one to suck up to you when all of the business partners are short with you
- “hiya. how are you?” “yeah good?” “better now that you’re here” and you just blush because 🙄😏stoppppp
- he’s EXTRA nice to you when he comes back with topper and kelce because now he doesn’t have to be as professional
- tipping you like crazy!!!!!
- he’d come alone one day just to the driving range and then see you’re working and decide to go a full 18 rounds in hopes you come by him at least twice 🤞
- you’d finally flirt back when he’s alone and he’d be so excited!
- he’d see you afterwards clocking out at the club and offer to buy you lunch
- if only he can eat with you
- after that, you love seeing him at the course because he’s gonna tip well and he’s beautiful
- god forbid kelce or topper say anything about you around him, or even try to look at you
- if you’re the bev cart girl working, he is the one talking to you, doesn’t matter who he’s with
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bitchin-beskar · 1 year
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So do you have any headcamons for coming to the clan nd joining either pregnant or with a child and Paz immediately getting super protective over you?
whew
do i have headcanons
u bet ur ass i do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have hcs for both and im in a good mood bc it's sinday so u get both!
coming to the clan and joining while pregnant
so i'm thinking if you're coming to the clan to join while pregnant, the one who got you pregnant is not in the picture
ofc, this could be for a few reasons, im leaning towards your partner being dead, but they could've run off and abandoned you too
but whatever way it happens, you're alone and pregnant, with little to no way to defend yourself
your village is attacked by pirates, and the nearby mandalorian covert comes over to help
the pirates had made it obvious they were looking for people to sell to slavers, and a pregnant woman sells pretty damn well, unfortunately
one of the surviving village members decides that this means it's your fault, so you're exiled
the mandalorians who'd stuck around to help are not happy to hear this, especially the large one in blue armor with heavy artillery
he immediately declares that you'll come with them, and will be welcome in their clan for as long as you require
stunned by the generosity, and with nowhere else to go, you accept
they're very kind, for all that you've heard about mandalorians as barbaric warriors, and their medic makes sure to give you a full checkup, and even gives you your very first ultrasound
your assimilation into the clan goes smoothly, but you can't help but notice your very big, very unsubtle blue shadow that follows you around and gets you anything and everything you need
it's weeks before you even learn his name, and even that's an accident, when the clan bounty hunter comes back and remarks that Paz seems very attached to you
you blink in confusion, especially when the bounty hunter-beroya, you remember from the mando'a lessons, literally facepalms to the amusement of his tiny gremlin kid
the beroya marches over to your shadow, Paz you know now, and they have a quick and heated discussion in mando'a far too fast for you to understand
but it was clearly about you, because afterwards, Paz becomes more than your shadow
he converses with you, eats with you, keeps you company, and even-at your request-attends your prenatal checkups with you
it's nice to have a friend, but you very quickly realize that what you're beginning to feel for your mandalorian shadow isn't friendship
especially not when you're in your bed late at night, horny as hell, and unable to really do anything about it with your stomach in the way
or when he sits close to you, his hand on your lower back for support, his low voice soothing and enticing in equal measures
or when you see him spar with other members of his clan, shirtless and sweaty, a huge mass of muscle, strong and vicious in ways that make you want
one night you're in your bed, nearly crying with frustration because you're so damn horny but you can't do a fucking thing about it
you're trying so hard to resist but you just can't anymore
so you fit one of your pillows between your legs, rocking back and forth to try and relieve the empty feeling inside you and to quell the fires burning in your belly
and in a moment of weakness, you call out Paz's name, lost in your fantasies
lo and behold, guess who happens to be walking by?? the man himself
he's worried you're hurt, so he comes inside, only to realize that you're definitely not injured
in literally any other instance you'd be embarrassed
but you've been sexually frustrated for months and the man of your literal dreams is standing in front of you
you snap that he can either come and help you or he can leave, but if he doesn't do something you might actually scream
he snaps out of his shock and decides there are worse things than getting to worship your body like he's been dreaming about
in the aftermath of your... ahem, activities, laying in bed with Paz, he whispers a confession that he wants more than just the occasional fuck
you're looking at him, hoping and praying he's saying what you think he's saying
he tells you that he thinks he might be in love with you, and if you'll permit him, he'll marry you and bring you into his clan, and if you wish it, he'll say the gai bal manda to your child, but even if you don't, he'll still love them and ensure they're raised to want for nothing
you kiss him, because you don't have the words to explain just how much you want that too, and you'll take anything and everything he offers you
coming to the clan and joining with a child
so, in this hc, i'm vibing with the idea that your ex was abusive in some manner, and so fearing for your lives, you flee him with your child
except the problem is he's rich, and he hates the idea that you escaped him, because in his mind you belong to him, so he hires Din to "retrieve his property"
Din takes the job, and upon realizing that "property" means you and your kid, he immediately abandons the job (bc he's got a kid of his own now and like hell is he gonna make the same mistake twice) and brings you to the covert
they're all equally furious as Din, to your surprise
Paz (who i've just decided is the Mand'alor in this hc) takes Din aside and tells him to go "take care" of your ex quietly
and then he immediately assigns himself as your protector
now, coming from an abusive relationship, you're v skittish around men, and even though your ex wasn't particularly large or physically intimidating, he still hurt you so the back of your mind is saying that Paz has the potential to be far more dangerous even if you haven't seen any examples of that
so you're very much shy around him and often v scared and skittish
it makes Paz so sad to see but he understands, and keeps his distance while also making sure to do whatever he can to make you feel safe
now your kid on the other hand
they're old enough, i'm thinking 8-10?
they're used to being afraid of dear old dad and also feeling hopeless about not being able to protect their momma
so being brought into a covert of warriors who have zero issues training children from a young age to fight??
they're ecstatic!
because not only can they protect themselves, they can get strong enough to protect you too
and they see Paz as the head of the covert and the heavy artillery master, and they imprint like a baby duckling
they follow him around and try to mimic him in everything he does
the entire covert thinks it's adorable
Paz is worried at first that you'll be upset since you're so skittish around him
but you decide to see how it plays out, and honestly it's kind of a test, because you've often found the easiest way to see the measure of a person is how they treat kids
and Paz absolutely loves your little one
he's so good and patient with them, he takes their training seriously and often personally trains with them
your kiddo loves them too, and Paz helps them acclimate so damn well
which is why when you find your kiddo sobbing in your rooms one afternoon apologizing for being the reason that you'll have to leave the covert you're very concerned
after much prying you find out your baby accidentally called Paz the word for 'dad' in your language, and now thinks Paz is going to kick the two of you out
you don't know how to fix this, but you know you have to try, because Paz is the first good and positive male figure they've been able to latch on to in their life and you don't want them to lose this, and also you really don't want to leave either
so you go to find Paz, and you find him on his throne, clearly very lost in thought
he's shocked to see you seeking him out, but he begins to apologize, because while he didn't understand the word your kid said, he was worried he'd done something to hurt them, and you'd put your trust in him that he wouldn't so he's afraid you've come to yell at him
you cross your arms and very sternly inform him that your child has come to see Paz in a father figure role, and you need to know how he feels about this, because if he's going to reject your baby, you need to know so you can attempt to mitigate the heartbreak
Paz stares at you for a moment and asks what you'd do if he said he'd be honored if your kid thought of him as a father and that he would ask your permission to adopt your kid as well to help your baby understand that Paz isn't going anywhere and that he's wanted
you're moved, practically to tears, all the fight draining out of you
you never could've imagined your baby getting this, and all you wanna do is say yes, so you begin to nod and agree, so overwhelmed
which is when Paz stands from his throne and makes his way towards you, where he tells you that as much as he loves your kid, he'd also be interested in starting something with you, that he admires you so much, and you've raised your kid so well, and he would like nothing more than to begin courting you
you're struck dumb, but you're also flattered, and you can't deny that seeing how Paz acts with your child gives you hope for how he might treat you as a partner
so, you agree to a tentative courtship, which quickly blossoms into more
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i might have gotten carried away, but I hope you enjoy these!! maybe I'll turn them into stories down the road!
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henrikvanderswoon · 1 year
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Are all the guests at Castle Malloy supposed to sleep on the cots in the Great Room with Kit
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zerohirrotries · 6 months
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ktsumu · 4 months
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and if i said i just woke up
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robin-buckles · 2 years
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💖 CYMA : fave stranger things characters <3
OMG YES IM HERE FOR THIS
@the-girl-in-the-chair as Nancy
You as Steve
@parkerpeter24 as Dustin
@spideyspeaches as Erica
@fangirlwithasweettooth as Eleven
@catra-hordescum as Robin (😘)
Join my birthday sleepover!
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sherifftillman · 1 year
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I know one of the prompts is "your irl/tumblr crush" meaning us, the askers, but do YOU have a crush? IRL or otherwise?
i have two! they're in my url hahahahaha
(all joking aside, i do have one 'crush' but that word sounds silly considering i am a whole 29 years old. and since i don't think there is anybody here that could get this back to them, and also i'm bored as all hell, i guess there's no harm in telling you)
we met, would you believe, in a fucking twitch chat. imagine if it all ever went anywhere and someone asks how we met. it was the chat of a streamer i mod for, and he came in and was just. immediately fun to chat to from the get-go. when i modded for this person, i loved being the person to keep chat going, and even though he was a new chatter, he was engaging with everyone as if he'd been there for months. my favourite kind.
then he joined the streamer's discord server and there's a card game bot that we play in there that he started playing, too. here's where we come to the ultimate barrier between me and him, friends: he's fucking australian. but that means that there was always a sweet spot when all the americans were asleep and i was working day shifts at the time, so it used to just be me and him every morning, dropping cards in the game and nabbing all the good ones. sometimes we'd just start talking a little bit, too, since there weren't other people to drop cards and push the conversation away.
after a while, enough people in the server, myself included, had said that we'd never played dnd before and couldn't find any campaigns near us. he said he's been a forever dm for years and that he could easily drum up a oneshot for us to play. that was when i saw his face for the first time. before then, i was thinking i might be catching feelings but also he'd never posted a selfie so i just thought i was so attention starved that i was caving at someone simply just being nice to me, lol. but he was right there and he was so cute. and his accent was so. yeah <3
anyway. i told a select few friends who were also in the server that i fancied him and they encouraged me to slide into his dms. i sent him a meme, we had a little conversation, it dwindled. i felt like i'd failed, they told me it looked like it went well. i tried again, same thing happened. i told myself to wait it out, if he never dms me again, that't that i guess. he sent me a meme about bloodborne being an england simulator. and we haven't stopped talking after that. from the moment one of us wakes up to when the other one falls asleep.
my friends later encouraged me to invite him to a movie night "date" which he agreed to, except it was right after some of my first night shifts, we didn't finish the movie since conversation kept derailing (a common theme) and the call lasted for 10 hours. i'd been up for 26 hours by the time the call ended, and also it was 4am for him when it did.
he is a very very good friend to me. he's always encouraging me to vent to him if i need it, he remembers tiny little things that i've said months ago, he constantly tells me to move out/leave my job lol. and he sends me pictures of his cats because he knows they always make me happy. also when my friend wanted a specific bluey toy that was exclusive to australia and sold out in every online store, he went round and looked in stores himself. he's a good egg.
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cadaverkeys · 3 months
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Search term "Jeff The Killer" peaks around 3am and people begin looking him up as soon as it hits midnight in the UK
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scumbkat · 2 months
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https://x.com/ele_neiro/status/1752849900042109251?t=_EhYUp-xL-woPQbyJKYiaA&s=09
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bitchin-beskar · 1 year
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NSFW 11 & 60 with Paz
ooooh anon I forgot for a hot second about my prompt lists!! I love this combo so damn much:
#11: "Sit on my face immediately." #60: "Your tongue? Incredible. 10/10, would recommend."
read the request below the cut!
Tipsy Words are Sober Thoughts
Rating: lite M (discussion of mature acts) Words: 1k Paring: Paz x Reader
You might’ve had too much to drink. Maybe just a bit. Because your brain-to-mouth filter was not engaged and your friends were heading from the giggly side of drunk to the horny side of drunk and Paz, the man you had just about the biggest crush in the galaxy on, was here too.
He was engaged in his own conversation too, but that didn’t mean that he wasn’t going to hear the things going on amongst your friends and you were trying desperately to hold onto your shreds of dignity.
You’d been spaced for the majority of the conversation so far, so when Nei’a suddenly fell into you as she leaned across your seat to grasp and flail at Din’s arm, you squeaked in shock and fell back, almost off the bar stool you were perched on at the kitchen counter.
A large warm hand centered over the small of your back, steadying you. You very pointedly try not to look at Paz, as you knew he’d been the one to catch you and your poker face when tipsy was nonexistent.
“You guys!” Nei’a squealed loudly, making you wince slightly at the pitch. “Inquiring minds wanna know!” She pinned them with an impressive glare for a tipsy Twi’ who wasn’t even five feet tall. “Do you give good head?”
You quite suddenly thanked the stars that you hadn’t taken a sip of your drink, because instead of choking on the air, you would’ve done an impressive spit take. Tavi snickered at you from across the counter, and you flipped her off while you were slowly dying. This was very much not something you needed to be thinking about, better reserved for private fantasies when you were alone in your bed.
Din and Paz both seemed to be struck dumb as well, which was a comfort to see that you weren’t the only one embarassed by the situation. You’d normally have made fun of them, except you were trying to avoid any and all attention from your traitorous friends who all knew exactly how you felt about Paz.
Unfortunately, Tavi had honed in, and after Paz and Din spent an impressively long time sputtering, she chimed in.
“We’ll, we all know how close you are with Paz,” she drawled, her eyes boring into yours even as you mentally began to scream at her. “What do you think? Think he’d give good head?”
You wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
The whole room when quiet as everyone stared at you, even Paz the damn traitor. You turned too look at him, and he looked so damn curious you couldn’t stop it. Your eyes went wide, and your mouth opened without your permission.
“Your tongue? I-Incredible, 10/10 would recommend.”
Your friends all exploded into raucous laughter, and even Din began to chuckle, and you simply buried your face in your hands, far too embarassed to look any of them in the eye. However, you missed Paz looking at you contemplatively, which wasn’t missed by your friends.
Thankfully, the conversation moved on, and one of your friends decided to throw on some music and start an impromptu dance party. You didn’t quite join in, leaning against the wall and instead watching the rest of them throw their bodies around in a manner that only vaguely resembled dancing.
You were lost in thought, so the gentle touch to your shoulder surprised you. You turned to see Paz towering over you, his face very carefully neutral.
“Can I talk to you? Privately?”
Your stomach dropped, and you felt your heart begin to race. You simply nodded, unable to speak around the lump in your throat. He gestured for you to lead, and you belined for the guest bedroom, suddenly wanting to get as far away from everyone else for this inevitably disaterous conversation.
He followed you into the bedroom and shut the door behind him, locking the door before he turned to look at you. You perched carefully on the edge of the bed, making a concerted effort to look up at him, and not down at your lap. His expression was undreadable, but very intense.
You opened your mouth to try and apologize, or explain yourself, but Paz interrupted you before you could.
“Sit on my face.”
“I-I’m sorry?”
He stepped away from where he was leaning against the door, stalking forward until he was looming over you, looking so much bigger from your angle sitting on the bed. He slowly reached out with one hand, fingers brushing your jaw as he tilted your head up.
“I want you,” he said, voice low and sending heat curling into your belly. “To sit on my face. Immediately.”
Your mouth fell open, and you stared at him in shock. You can’t have possibly heard him correctly. There’s no way that Paz Vizsla was asking you to sit on his face. This couldn’t possibly be your life.
“If you’re gonna give a recommendation on my skills, I think it’s only fair you draw from personal experience, don’t you?” His cocky little smirk made you squirm, simultaneously loving his attention and also feeling absolutely mortified. He had to be joking, right?
“Y-You don’t have to,” You stuttered, trying to offer an out. “I don’t w-want you to feel o-obligated, o-or,”
Paz pressed his thumb against the flesh of your lower lip, effectively shutting off your protests. “Obligated? No little one,” he murmured, his gaze darkening as he gently pressed his thumb against the seam of your lips, an approving look in his eyes when you parted your lips and allowed him to press the pad of his thumb against your tongue. He groaned softly when you closed your lips around the digit and began to suck softly.
“I’ve spent many nights dreaming about what you might taste like. Will you allow me to discover if my dreams accurately reflect reality?”
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rileyclaw · 1 year
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you know how everything is like a hundred times funnier when you're not allowed to laugh??
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doomdaysdecays · 3 months
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ninemelodies · 4 months
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14, laying on a blanket pallet on the floor of shaun & donna’s room at 3am: donna do you think pigeons are plotting to take over the earth
donna: doctor please go to sleep. but also probably. i’ve never trusted pigeons.
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robin-buckles · 2 years
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📸 gimme a meme pls 🙈🙈
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Here’s a wholesome one 💖
Join my birthday sleepover!
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sherifftillman · 1 year
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okay for the sleepover asks thing. an interesting fact about me that I don't think I've ever told you before is that John Mulaney once said he was jealous of me, and i think about that a lot.
oh my god!! that's wild. how did you end up in that scenario???
i am jealous of john mulaney for getting to be in your presence tbh, but i guess that's gonna change in 5 months' time! in your face, mulaney.
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