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echo-stimmingrose · 8 months

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Percy: *carrying Nico on his back*

Thalia: Is he good?

Percy: Hey, Neeks, you alive back there?

Nico: *incoherent mumbles*

Percy: Good enough for me, let's go.

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kittycatcomander · 10 months

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AU where SBI are villains, and Kristin is the villain wrangler making sure all the kids who get counseling in her office get a chance to meet who ever they want, even if they’re wanted dead by the hero commission.

Cue meet-cute(?) between Kristin and Phil, where she spends weeks tracking down the infamous “ Crowfather, killer of heroes and hater of the system” because some little kid wanted see him, and she stands tall and totally not terrified (/s) on a rooftop waiting for him.

And Phil is faced with this woman who spent hours and hours researching his routines not to arrest him but to let a little kid meet him, and he just falls for her.

So they exchange numbers, and everytime from there on out when Kristin has a kid who wants to meet The Blade or Orpheus or Nemesis she just casually shoots THE TOP VILLAIN a message, internally screaming, while Phil is kicking his feet on the air like a stereotypical teenager everytime his phone dings with a personalized ringtone.

Hero!Dream: I have finally confronted you, doer of evil! Today, our fight will be legend-

Crowfather!Phil: wait pause mate- OMG ITS HER 🥰🥰

Hero!Dream: wait wha-

Technoblade: I’ll take it from here

And so begins her getting really casual about the fact she personally texts the top villain.

I’m imagining some side stuff where she meets Tommy, a sidekick in desperate need of help (which she’s happy to provide), and a few others who’s relationship evolves with her over time.

Kirstin when first meeting the Blade: hooooooly smokes this guy is Dangerous, but if the kid wants to meet him… I’ll be prepared

Techno: uhhhhhh (struggling to interact with the receptionist, holds kids and swings them around gently like planes, lets them win fake fights)

Kristin: ok wait he’s like seven shaking puppies built like a brick house

She and Phil talk more and more as the arrangement continues, about everything and eventually life, and things shift from there. The first time that a villain tries hurting one of the kids also shifts their relationship…. especially since Kristin handles it as efficiently as she does.

There’s more, but in this AU I imagine Kristin to have a super dangerous power of her own (unregistered because teehee) that motivated her to work with troubled youth in need of help and kids working with a limited lifespan. I want her to be OP but just friendly and downplaying her ability since she was never in a situation to use it to the full extant.

Also there’d obviously be a CrimeBoys plot and adoption of Tommy into the family (bye bye Dream) which leads to her getting invited over to like. Family dinners and stuff, where the interactions are all completely cute and normal but undercut by her perspective reminding her of crimes they’ve all committed. Like-

“Phil, who had the most beautiful eyes but hands stained with the blood of approximately 3,791 people, passed her the salad with a bright smile. His son(?) continued the story of how he met a new friend. Kristin wasn’t sure if the story was in or out of masks, and she was scared to ask at this point.”

I especially want her to and Phil to reflect the two main approaches to changing the world, where you could either completely destroy the system in place (villains, anarchy) and forcefully restart, or you could tackle an issue at its lowest (if the world is full of corrupt people, change the people from a young age)

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padawansuggest · 1 year

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Shaak: Oh, youngling, sure are far up there, huh?

Cadet: *stuck in a rafter in the Jedi temple the first time off Kamino* I’m stuck!

Colt: Just jump, Master Ti Will catch you, cadet.

Cadet: *looks at Colt with squinty suspicion* hmm. No.

Shaak: Are you sure, my dove? You can always trust me to catch you, just like before the war ended.

Cadet: Oh I’m not scared of falling.

Shaak: What /are/ you scared of, youngling?

Cadet: …Commander Colt’s time out face. That’s his time out face.

Colt: It is, sharp eye. Come down and you’ll get a little lay down with the littluns in the creche.

Cadet: ???? A lay down?!?! I’m not a tubie!

Colt: You’d be right at that. And we are no longer a people at war. Anxious cadets with fidgety feet get put down for naps early.

Cadet: *sighing like this is the worst punishment ever* can’t we just go back to war?

Shaak: *giggling* Afraid not, sweetheart.

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leonsleftbicep · 1 month

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Sleep Token Thoughts

III: *petting Vessel’s shaved lower abdomen* III: would you quit for me? *pouts* Vessel: … Vessel: what?

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incorrect-dream-smp-quotes · 1 year

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Techno: Okay, time for Plan C.

Phil: You don't have a Plan B?

Techno: No, I do, but Plan B involves Wilbur dying, so that's a last resort.

Tommy: I like Plan B.

Wilbur: Why do I have to die?! Why not Tommy?!

Techno: That's Plan G.

Tommy: HEY!

#incorrect quotes #dream smp #tommyinnit #technoblade #wilbursoot #ph1lza #sleepy bois inc

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leftdreamlandjellyfish · 2 years

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Tommy, to the Squad: I’d die for you. Techno: Then perish. Wilbur: You will. Ranboo: Please don’t. Philza: Cool. Tubbo: I’d die for you first.

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heatherfield · 1 year

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Moone Boy + Brooklyn Nine Nine

Incorrect Quotes + Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story [x]

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i-was-born-a-mistake · 2 years

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Wilbur, age 12: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Philza*

Techno, age 12: Oh yeah, I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, please be good.’*

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worldsmajesty · 1 year

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SBI INCORRECT QUOTES #3

Wilbur: I have the highest kiss count in the family

Techno: Maybe, but you don't have the highest kill count in the family

Tommy: IM A MINOR-

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neonisradioactive · 1 year

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inktober day 27: snack

wilbur is an agent of chaos when even when tommys not there

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jadespeedster17 · 2 years

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Phil: You fist fought XD for an elytra!?

Tommy: Lost a tooth but I won it! holds Elytra up triumphantly

Phil: The fuck is wrong with you!?

Tommy: So Auntie False decided to teach me fighting and then Uncle Etho said using your fists was also a good idea. And Papa Scar said that fear is for the weak, with Dad Grian saying fist fight god if you have to. . . I think that’s when it started. I was 10!

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nomsfaultau · 1 year

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Philza: me and Wilbur just had an argument :(

Tommy: uhh so he’s not speaking to you?

Philza, sighing: no, when Wilbur’s mad he just gets really dramatic and ominous. Watch. Son? Wilbur, not looking up: yes?

Philza: I love you

Wilbur: you only love the idea of me

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xonoka · 1 year