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Slender: Did you do it?
Jeff: Something goes wrong, you blame me! After all these years, where’s the trust?!
Slender: …
Jeff: …Yeah I did it.
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whotftookfrancisname · 3 months
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It's been a while since I last posted him
I'm actually going insane why is he so pookie😔🫶
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brights-place · 4 months
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Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #7
Jeff: They don’t make people like me no more. I’m the last of my kind! (Still thinks Liu is dead before he was found alive) Slenderman: Thank god.
Masky: Yet they still make some of rogers... Toby: DUDE?! I JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM!?
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wyverber · 2 years
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Ben: OH SHIT THE QUEEN IS DEAD!
Jeff: NO FUCKING WAYY! UR JOKING?!
Ben: NO IM NOT!
[Slender and Helen in the Kitchen]
Helen: Wow... Can't believe I outlived the Queen of England
Slender, reading newspaper: Not my First Queen I outlived
Helen: I-
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dadumtss · 1 year
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S-...so splendor has a praise kink right? So do you think his other brothers would have fav kinks & maybe a fav s3x position(s) to?😳
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Of course they do! Putting this one under a cut.
C.W. Descriptions of sex. Minors DNI
Slenderman Headcanons: Sex & The Slender Brothers
Note: I also recommend reading the post: Slenderman Headcanon: Lovemaking 
Slenderman
Slender loves using his tendrils during sex. While you can expect gentle exploration, teasing and even some penetration with his tendrils, his favorite use for them is for bondage purposes. Nothing too crazy, but he especially likes holding his partners up with his tendrils as well as using the extra appendages to bind their hands or stuff their mouths.  
I don’t think Slender is aware of it himself but he has a thing for having sex while standing. Standing over someone as he rails them just does it for him and gives him a comforting sense of control. He can do the ‘horizontal tango’ but only with someone he trusts and when he’s feeling particularly intimate.  
Small amounts of pain during sex is also something he enjoys. Small nicks and scrapes from sharper teeth get him worked up and if he hasn’t bound your hands and trusts you enough then the feeling of claws scraping against his skin is lovely. 
Offenderman
Are you really going to do this to him? Make him pick a favorite kink and sex position? It’s like asking a parent their favorite child or a drowning man his favorite flavor of air. 
All sex is good sex.
Well, all sex is good sex so long as you’re not pounding him in the ass. He’s tried it (a lot) and unfortunately it just doesn’t do it for him. 
Trenderman
He wants to be all up in your business. No matter if he’s topping or bottoming, he wants to be in a position where he can feel as much of his partner as possible. 
Whether this means chest-to-chest, chest-to-back or anything else, he wants to be absolutely crushed against his partner.  
He wants to be doted on in his sexual encounters and this includes receiving extensive foreplay. He’s still very touchy during foreplay, whether it’s wrapping his legs or arms around his partner or just placing his hands on them. 
He also loves inflicting pain during sex. He’s mindful not to do anything that could cause permanent damage or put off his partners too much, so often it’s just scraping his claws down their back or grazing their skin with his teeth. However, if given the chance he would do a lot more. 
Splendorman
As previously stated he has a praise kink. 
He doesn’t have much experience with sex so I doubt even he knows his favorite positions but he’s definitely open to experimenting. He gets a lot of sexual enjoyment from pleasing his partner so I could imagine that his favorite position changes depending on the partner he’s with.   
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Thanks so much for the ask!
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the-s1lly-corner · 3 months
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Flirting with Slenderman
YEEEEAAAAAAH part 3 of this little mini series
Side note, I've recently gotten into nexpos videos and I was wondering if you guys know any similar youtubers that cover similar topics/have the same energy.. need to get back into the internet horror stuff
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Okay so I don't think he would be clueless or oblivious to your advances, he'd definitely acknowledge that you're trying to flatter him
...but I don't think flirting and pickup lines work on this man
No, if you wanna get him all sweetened up you'd have to be blunt and open, not beat around the bust with flattery
Tell him straight up what you like about him. I'd say give him gifts, but I dont think he'd be much of a material person...
But if you WERE to give him something, I recommend flowers. I like to think he would press and preserve them to keep them around for long
I think if he blushes, it would be a dull grayish purple, mostly concentrated in his cheek bones rather than spreading across his entire face unlike other characters
If you leave him notes he keep them.. all of them, tucked away safely from anything that can possibly damage them
In case you think he doesnt really read them, just know that it you write something memorable on them hes going to make references to them
Sucker for poems, I think
Probably makes references to them when interacting with you.. might even spawn new names of endearment for you
But how does slenderman flirt?
I don't.. think he would
Sure he shows he cares for you by doing acts of service and making sure you're safe at all times of the day.. but I don't think he would flirt..
No, I think he'd give like how he recieves
Likes giving you gifts and trinkets, leaves them in your home
I think he makes you poems and notes, too
Old soul who feels deeply so prepare to get blown away
You know how people romanticize love notes where the author pours their soul into the writing? That even though you didnt write the letter, nor were you the recipient, you can still FEEL the adoration in each word?
That's how he writes, I think
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insomniac-shado · 19 days
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If Slenderman were to speak, his voice would sound like a bunch of jumbled up voices from an old TV. His words would be completely incomprehensible and unintelligible, and just the sound of his voice would feel off. Like something was seriously wrong with the voices. Sounding so human, and yet it’s the most otherworldly unfamiliar sound you’d ever hear.
The Rake makes a multitude of different sounds. The main sound it makes naturally is a sort of throaty raspy moan, but it also can imitate the sounds of humans to lure them in. When it’s attacking, it will let out a guttural scream that sounds like it’s in the most agonizing pain imaginable. It’s not. The scream you hear is the imitation of the last person it attacked, and once it’s finished with you, your voice will be the last thing its next victim hears.
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creepypasta-fan-page · 10 months
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“Creepypasta Headcanons, Taste bud edition„
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Bloody Painter, Sally Williams, Laughing Jack, Mason Singleton
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ClockWork, Hoodie (MH), BEN Drowned, Poltergeist
-:spicy
Nina The Killer, Masky (MH), Jane The Killer, KageKao
-:salty
X-Virus, Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack, Jeff the Killer, Lane the Lurker
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-:Lane the Lurker does not belong to me and is an OC by @raythekiller
-: Poltergeist and Mason Singleton do not belong to me and are OCS by @austin-chr1
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emoslendystan · 1 month
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Sometimes I just Sit in my room and then proceed to bawl my eyes out bc I want slenderman as my dad
One time I had a dream where he called me the F slur so I had to sit him down and explain it's bad
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askthiscpblog · 2 years
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What is the reason why Slenderman is in this world, so that he gathers proxies?
‘I do not gather proxies. They each made a deal with me for their own reasons. So they work for me now. It is as simple as that.’
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Slender: Will you just watch over Toby and Y/N while I’m out? Don’t let them do anything stupid.
Jeff: Yeah, sure.
[Later]
Jeff: $20 to whoever can jump from the balcony to the swimming pool.
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whotftookfrancisname · 3 months
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Kinda bored rn so I'm wondering if anyone has any interesting ideas for me to draw slender doing🙏
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brights-place · 3 months
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Creepypasta Incorrect Quotes #14
BEN: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Jeff and Nina: *crouch down*
Jane and EJ: *kneel down*
LJ and Slenderman *sit on the floor*
BEN: BEN: *Inhales deeply and pinches the bridge of their nose* Bitch-
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wyverber · 2 years
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Slender brothers headcanons
Slender Brothers
Our fav Bald man gang. With the Boss man, The fashionista, The Flirty boy and the Golden retriever <3
They speak German in Private, also Offender likes to bully Slenders German Accent ;)
Who's the fav Sons of Their Mom you may ask?
It's Slender. Slender is the First born the promised son who would shine like a diamond for his family and their Honour. And Slender fought for his places as the fav child with accomplishments who seem to never and.
Does it affect his relationship with his Brothers? Yeah. But it's not Slenders fault, just bad Parenting from their dad
Trender is the Only one who still lives in Germany
Offender's fav food is Cordon bleu
Splendor is allergic to strawberry's. Live deadly allergic, it could kill him even if he's an Eldritch being, wich is funny.
Most of their family members and other immortal beings joke about Splendor and Offender :/
Offender is NOT a Sex offender! He's just rlly Extroverted and flirty person.
Trender hates the colour blue
Splendor's Fav Animal are Otters
Offender cooks better than his Oldest brother, slender is petty about it.
Splendor is not always 'happy or bubbly' I like to believe he is nice to everyone until they disappoint him. Like they talk shit about his fam or friends, want to hurt him or the ones he loves
I think we can all agree that Trender makes Slender Suits that aren't just black and Boring but Slender rarely puts the others on
Sorry for not answering! Ma school started and yeah- gonna graduate this year... Just a bit stressed out. Tho I would still love some request:)
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dadumtss · 1 year
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Slender brothers with a creature who's magic involving dolls (dress in lolita fashion,carries around a porcelain doll,anyone exposed to their magic becomes a doll-like creature,have a "I'm too posh for this"attitude,speaks, and act elegantly)
Slender Brothers x Doll-like OC
Hey! Thanks for the ask. I’m assuming you mean S/O headcanons and not compatibility headcanons so that’s what I went with. Let me know if that’s not the case. I kept the headcanons within the realm of my AU. So, without further ado…
Slenderman
The most elegant power couple
He appreciates your elegance and it was definitely one of the things that attracted him to you
Fancy dates at the fanciest and most posh places. Only the best for you.
Just as protective of your doll(s) as you are since he knows how much they mean to you.
He clears out a room so you have a place for your doll(s) and all their things.
Definitely pulls strings so you won't get in trouble for turning people into dolls whenever you want
Offenderman
Also takes you to fancy dates at the fanciest places. He can definitely play the part of the "posh date".
But he’s very persuasive in getting you to join in on his more exciting activities, even if its just to watch on from a spot he’s made comfortable and safe just for you. 
Calls you ‘Doll’ all the time
Will have a great time trying to get you to loose the posh attitude and elegant speak during sex
Trenderman
He is also Too Posh For This(TM) and you bond over that and your ability to snark about others 
Appreciates all types of fashion so long as you do it well, and you do Lolita very well.
He’ll design outfits for you and you are definitely an inspiration for one of his fashion collections
He’ll also spend time with you making outfits for and dressing up your doll(s) 
He may or may not ask you one day to turn someone into a doll for him since your process for that seems easier than his process for turning people into mannequins
Splendorman
The two of you have romantic, fancy tea parties in his meadow with only the best teas and treats that he handmakes himself.
He loves your dolls (the ones that weren’t once people) as much as you do. He joins you in dressing them up and taking care of them. even when you’re not with him he goes out of his way to ensure that they’re just the way you like them.
With you, he’s the perfect gentleman; opening doors, pulling out your chair, and he’ll even gently guide you into a waltz    
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the-s1lly-corner · 4 months
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Hello, I saw that this account can write for creepypastas so can I please have some headcanons for characters such as Laughing Jack, Eyeless jack and slenderman (and maybe Jason the toymaker) with a S/O who often holds their emotions and anger in and gets easily annoyed and frustrated but they dislike telling them the problem (like out of fear of being humiliated or lack of trust)
Laughing Jack, Eyeless Jack and Slenderman x reader who bottles up emotions but becomes irritable!
not at all confident in my writing for jason since i never really got into him </3 hope thats okay !! runs around ehehehehehe another creepypasta request (chews) AND its with my favorites unrelated to this post but ik i said i was gonna get on that grind but admin hasnt ate yet today and he hungers for sammy so me thinks im going to knock out this request then take a quick break then come back!!
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LAUGHING JACK:
honestly as much as i love this clown, hes a clown at the end of the day. he doesnt take many things seriously, and when he does hes still giggling and treating it lightly. so arguably, between these three he might be the worst.. unless having this goofy fuck trying relentlessly to get a smile on your face is helpful to you, at least in the short-term.. he DOES notice that youre tense and upset, but hes more likely to try to cheer you up or get you to laugh or smile instead of actually asking whats wrong with you. though, if youre crying.. i think thats where hed drop everything and ask if theres something going on. its that little caretaker bit in him thats still lingering from before he got all twisted, you know?
does not have much to say or any solutions, but he does offer to hold you while you cry or yell, hell he would even let you hit him around if it makes you feel better; though hes a little touched that the offer gives you pause.. clown physics be damned, you dont want to do that. crying/yelling into his chest it is then.. hes pretty soft and warm, i think.. might even start purring to try to soothe you during the tail end of your whole thing.. i know i just said that he doesnt have much to say but i think theres like. a tiny chance he would drop the most profound and effective reassurance.. so you know what maybe hes not the WORST, its just getting him to stop being silly can be a little tough...
dont snap at him, hes either going to keep riling you up or hes going to legitimately get angry, theres no in-between and it depends on the day and jack doesnt have the sense or thought to step away to let you guys cool down
EYELESS JACK:
doing ej first, but i think between the three hes the worst with you. not because he cant relate to you or that he doesnt care about you; but out of... him not being able to understand. which is a little funny since a lot of my hcs for him and his whole deal has to deal with suppressing himself but i think emotions and eating flesh are two different things. shrugs... every blunt with just telling you to talk to him, which can sometimes come off as cold and uninterested but rest assured thats not really his intention. he DOES care about you, but hes not exactly the softest person in this situation... rare that hes around when youre out and about doing things, given hes a hermit and is very careful about not getting seen... but when you do come to visit and he notices something is up with you he does ask if you need to talk. will snap back if youre being short with him, though, so both of you guys are going to need to take a few minutes before continuing the conversation to try to find a solution... if one can be found; he studied to be a doctor, not a therapist
though... i think overtime he would pick up on cues and things that make you untense just a tiny bit, and i just know he would utilize it. massages? hes already working the tension in your shoulders down. favorite food? sure hes not the best cook and he might have to go raid your pantry if hes visiting, but hes going to try his best to make you some food! just want to sit in the quiet? jacks already a pretty quiet guy, not too chatty, so youre set there already... wanna talk? he will listen, but a lot of his advice and solutions are more logical and straight forward rather than emotionally driven..
SLENDERMAN:
oh you dont think he would notice that you bottle your feelings up and shove them down? get real, he may not be the best with reading humans and understanding them but hes not clueless with your feelings. but do i think he would ask you to talk and open up? its hard to say... because on one hand i love the idea of slenderman just minding his own business, but i also enjoy the fatherly energy the old fandom have assigned him to... and finding a middle ground here is a little... hard... shrugs. he does take you away from situations that have you stressing out very quickly, though.. if youre alone? its as easy as just taking you and dipping.. but if youre around people (with slenderman standing off to the side out of sight, of course) hes going to wait until everyone is looking away. side note but to others it has definitely looked like you disappeared when a bus passed LMAO
rather than straight up asking you whats wrong and trying to coax you into speaking, i think he would give you journals so you can get your emotions out in some way... but if you want to talk to him, hes not going to stop you. centuries of living but not interacting much with others does offer some interesting advice, typically in the form of self care and meditation rather than trying to express your discomforts to others before they have the chance to stomp all over you... shrugs.. but if youre being irritable around him, similar to ej i think hes going to have to detach for a moment to avoid any conflict, though i dont think he would snap back at you unless you do something that REALLY gets under his skin.. buuuuut simple snark isnt going to do shit
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