#slenjack

[eldritch-hall-asylum]

fresh new headcanon right out the oven just for you!

Jack G is autistic (shh let me self project. also Jill is ADHD) his biggest special interest is cooking and everything to do with food! oh and whenever he has meltdowns (which are rare for him, but tend to be quite extreme; he can go catatonic if it goes on too long without being calmed (haha i’m not projecting)) and only his husband or Jill can effectively calm him down from his meltdowns

Ajaidhduejdjs I love this!

#creepypasta #creepypasta au #creepypasta fanfic #eldritch hall au #eldritch hall #laughing jill #laughing jack #laughong jack #laughig jack #zephyr windroe #zephyr #slenderman #slenjack #jill grossman #jack grossman #jack windroe grossman

[neerasrealm]

happy pride month slenderman and laughing jack are in fact gay and married. trust me this is 100% canon. I am laughing jack's creator.

#I HAVENT DRAWN SLENJACK IN SO LONG GRRRR I LOVE THEM #also i really like the shading on this hehe #creepypasta #creepypasta art #laughing jack #slenderman #slenjack #art #my art #pride 2021 #pride month

[frozensriracha]

*Watching a horror movie.*

LJ and Y/N: Are you scared?

Slender: In this economy, who wouldn't be?

@neerasrealm it’s ya bois

#creepypasta #incorrect creepypasta #incorrect quote #incorrect creepypasta quotes #slenderman x reader #slenderman #laughing jack x reader #laughing jack #poly slenjack?? sorta #can be but doesn’t have to be #s: tumblr

[eldritch-hall-asylum]

Zephyr: what, but don't you don't want another child?

Jack G: of course I do. But I don't think little Jack is a fan of the idea... especially since he has your... tendencies.

Zephyr: ...what tendencies?

Four year old EJ, playing with toys: Sorry, Mrs. Silver, but you've bothered me for the last time. I'm probably gonna have to decompose you, or sell you on the black market.

#creepypasta #creepypasta au #creepypasta fanfic #eldritch hall au #eldritch hall #incorrect creepypasta quotes #incorrect eldritch hall quotes #slenderman #zephyr windroe #zephyr #eyeless jack #jack kingsley #jack grossman #laughing jack #slenjack

[eldritch-hall-asylum]

[Jack hands Zephyr a small shopping bag]

Jack: You can put this back in our room, it’s what I was gonna wear on our honeymoon.

[Zephyr looks in the bag. He snorts and looks up]

Zephyr: There’s nothing in here except for a tube of black lipstick…

[Zephyr realises what Jack meant. He looks at Jack with pleading eyes. Jack smirks]

Jack: Suffer.

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[eldritch-hall-asylum]

The Windroe fam (adults, children) play “I’m passing the phone to someone who…” game. What’s said? Are there any sick burns? etc.

Did it as a sort of incorrect quote. This was fun to write.

Olly: I'm passing the phone to someone who brings the best presents.

Elspeth: Okay... I'm passing the phone to somebody that thought the word "moist" meant "cool" until he was thirteen.

Zephyr: mother, I-! Ugh... anyway... I'm passing the phone to the one who lights up my life like no other.

Jack G: aww, honey... I'm passing the phone to the sweetest little blind gremlin I've ever met.

Jack K, facing the wrong way: I'm passing the phone to someone whose bones go "clip-clop" at three in the morning.

Ciero: hm... oh, I know! I'm passing the phone to someone that got their hand stuck in a cookie jar at the age of nineteen, and proceeded to lie about how he got the scar it left on his wrist for the rest of his life.

Octavian: for God's sake... fine, I'm passing the phone to the mini-me in the family.

Bentley: Oh, are you sure? Uh... I'm passing the phone to... what was that? *someone whispers* I'm passing the phone to... grandma's favourite child-in-law..?

[Ciero yells "hey!" From offscreen]

Patrick: what? Me? Um... okay. I'm passing the phone to the one that slobbered all over me yesterday.

Patrick, with red cheeks: not you, Sunshine.

Buttons the dog: *barks*

[Subtitles: "I'm passing the phone to the most successful Windroe"]

Favio: *fixes his shirt* thank you, Buttons... I'm passing the phone to the little girl that bumped into a mannequin and lost a tooth *grins playfully*

Olly: that was one time! Anyway...

[Loop]

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[neerasrealm]

There is a 200 year age gap between slenderman and laughing jack. As such, this makes slenderman a cougar.

#shitpost #creepypasta #slenjack #this joke has definitely been made before #slenderman #laughing jack

[neerasrealm]

Slenderman x Laughing Jack for ship bingo

MY ABSOLUTE BELOVEDS‼️ all-time fave cpp ship tbh

#ask #anon #anonymous #slenjack #slenderman #laughing jack

[eldritch-hall-after-dark]

Lazy morning sex with SlenJack?

Under the cut.

They are yet another couple that are very soft together when doing it.

Normally, one of them ends up blowing the other under the covers, sleepily.

Also, it has a lot of lazy grinding and riding. Jack bouncing on Zephyr's dick, with his lips attached to his neck.

#creepypasta #creepypasta au #creepypasta fanfic #eldritch hall after dark #sex tw #spice tw #un osha compliance #slenderman #zephyr #laughing jack #jack #slenjack

[eldritch-hall-asylum]

Aight! Y'all are getting a Jack G lore dump!

Under the cut.

Anyway, when Jack was a kid, he had this friend that he was really close to called Isaac. Isaac was poor, but he still had his parents. Jack lived in the orphanage with his sister.

Anyway, Jack and his friend had a sort of crush on each other, and they were together for a few years. It's why Jack's last name is Grossman. It was the only name he wanted to go by. And Jill wanted to match her brother.

Then, a few months into college, he found out that Isaac was cheating on him and had gotten his affair partner pregnant.

Jack broke up with him, and started writing standup routines to vent his anger.

Then, at one show, he saw the two most beautiful eyes that he had ever seen.

#creepypasta #creepypasta au #creepypasta fanfic #eldritch hall au #eldritch hall #laughing jack #jack windroe grossman #jack grossman #isaac grossman #laughing jill #jill grossman #slenjack #cheating tw #infidelity tw