SO YOU GUYS KNOW THIS PICTURE OF JOEY LIKE THIS YES????
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THIS IS WHAT THE PICTURE FULLY LOOKS LIKE UNCOVERED!!!! HOLLYLYLLYYLLYhyyly FAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKK
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SLIPKNOT IN A FANTASY KINGDOM AU
SID WILSON - Jester
I mean... Let's get real. This guy is funny as fuck.
If I didn't headcanon him as a jester then something would be mentally and morally wrong with me.
JOEY JORDISON - Farrier
I think this one is for my own personal enjoyment but he just seems like he'd enjoy putting on horseshoes??
We all know he was an animal lover so this is certainly fitting in that sense
PAUL GRAY - Butcher
Paul could've certainly did this IRL when he was alive and most of me believes he would've been really good at it.
And to honor his legacy as the pig, this is only fitting.
CHRIS FEHN - Hunter
Chris on the hunt scares me in my head. So I had to do it. It had to happen.
Imagine him fucking chasing after you?? Helllllll no.
JIM ROOT - Blacksmith
He works with motorcycles so this is the closest we'd get in a kingdom fantasy sense
He can still be sexy and sweaty just without the grease from a bike
CRAIG JONES - Banker
I feel like at one point he was in charge of the bands finances, whether that's true or not I really don't know, but I want to assume it was true
He'd kill it as a banker and you can't change my mind
SHAWN CRAHAN - Judge
After all these shit decisions with the band, this would be so fitting! And it would give Mick a very intensive job.
As you can tell, I'm not happy with Shawn at all. He'd be corrupt and that's the end of the story.
MICK THOMSON - Executioner
Big man. Biiiiiig man. This is the perfect job for a big burly man.
And seeing him come up to fucking murder you with that black hood on? Terrifying.
COREY TAYLOR - Sheriff
Going along with Shawn in corruption, he'd make the perfect Sheriff! I'm also not happy with him.
But he does lay down the law most of the time so it's a fitting job regardless.
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