#slizz

[slizz-and-grem]

#i love this photo #can't believe my mum managed to take such decent one #snake #slizz #ball python

[nooshediidnt]

She is holding her up, but at what price.

#Abstract #Art #Emotions #Drawing #Idea #Creative #Scetchbook #Slizze #Hold on

[100donuts]

Hey, you heat that? Sounds like some guy is talking about their dad bod. You have something to say about it, don't ya? I mean, I got something just perfect for you to say.

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There's no reason to have a Dad Bod when push ups exist.

I'm always finding time to crank out a few p-ups. Ahh yep, I do maybe a thousand p-ups a day and I'm a father of two. Those nerds coloring with crayons? Time to squeeze in a few p-ups. Little dorks eating mac and cheese? It's p-up time.

I'm like a leathered marble statue of a really muscular guy, my muscles are so tight and rugged. Hell, I took a p-up break while you weren't paying attention.

The ladies at work, these little work ladies, love when I crank out p-ups right there in front of them and come up off the floor red faced and with a sizable bulge in my slacks. That bulge is unrelated to the p-ups, by the way, I'm just a guy who's always one hard nipple poking through a shirt away from a full meat platter. Hell, I'd cheat on my wife with one of these little work ladies if she wasn't one of the little work ladies I work with.

We bone in the bathroom. I get jacked on p-ups and then we bone in the bathroom and there's nothing my boss can do about it because my vascularity is way too intimidating. I tell him he should do some p-ups if he wants to fuck my wife. It's the only way she gets that slizz juiced and loosed. She wants to see multitudinous p-ups and she wants to see those p-ups now!

Whoops! Haha, okay, looks like she's watching me and she's giving me the eyes, really feeling up my rad-bod with those moist things of hers. Uh oh. Oh, ho ho ho!

See ya later, nerdbags. I'm gonna p-up myself up to a full plumper and pump that honey ham rump of my little work lady wife.

-

Nice one! High-fives all around, but hey. Let's keep moving, huh? Plenty of other ears around here. Ha!

#strange #bizarre #weirdly specific but ok #fever dream #weird fiction #weird stuff #humans are weird #conversation #dad bod #hot dad bod #rad bod #push ups #exercise #exercices #motivation #get motivated #social skills #social interaction #communication #small talk #surreal

[riverpiracy]

touches your bedraggled and torn up witch's slizz with my perfect manicured finger

[chillsnthrills]

is a slizzard a blizzard Of slizz.

[asbestos-chan]

boss makes dollar

i make penny

that's why i clock in slizzed on henny

#normalize drinking on the job

[deinbester089de]

Danke, #DankeDir , Danke auch #InstagramDeutschland

Sonst eher #Informativ #AusMünchen Alles, was #DuSiehst #AufMeinemProfil ist/ wurde mit einem #Handy #Smartphone gemacht, deswegen #SpareIch für ein #Neues ,

Falls du #Vllt einen #AppTester suchst, einen #Cutter vllt.. Ich bin offen ;)

RB, ich warte ;) #MobileXFighter

#AusmHandgelenk #KunstAusDerHosenTasche #GalaxyS10WieNinjaSchwert

#DeinBester089 #LevelUp #Slizzing #Blast

#instagram #instagramdeutschland

[daylight-stars]

Got slizzed and made a cake

#i wish I could go back and add Greg House and Charlie Kelley

[key-szn]

Slizzed Mario party

[samwhinge]

Crushing slizz so hard i forget I'm not in the third dimension

#comedy #unify #monsters

[slizz-and-grem]

Snake hotdog

#reptile #snake #slizz #ball python

[suedemotion]

lizzerally luvvin it

#slizz #mood

[dustedandsocial]

Jimmy Slizz - Songs From The Stratosphere

Audo file album sent with care to the internet from an identity presumably linked to Mount Trout. 26 minutes of avant band practice and anti-improv, guitars tuned within reason, dirging and plodding through ten sketches of songs. Multi-gendered vocals murmur underneath the ramshackle and muck and hiss, with the players as out of sorts for words as any of your favorite No Audience Underground Chocolate Monk troubadours. Will file this alongside 21st Century Band's "Dinner Free" as the record I'll play loud when I'm beyond negotiating. Kudos to the Mount Trout and/or the relevant players.

#2020 #Hobart #Tasmania #Australia #Noise #Lo Fi #Experimental Rock #Timothy K Brown #Jimmy Slizz

[zumpietoo]

So okay two specific jabi things today, one I realiced is gonna happen, the other I recalled (again) and ofc, both fully negate the “placeholder” narrative:

As I already mentioned, jugs about to go thru trauma and experience devastating, albeit temporary, loss. He’ll likely even shut down, for five minutes and put up a wall or two.

This time, for the first time, it will be met with compassion, love, understanding and support—-focused entirely on him. For the first forever he won’t need to worry about somebody ditching him for being imperfect, somebody looking for ways into hurt him or somebody promptly making it all about themselves.

He won’t have to worry about being abandoned or betrayed, because this time it isn’t gonna happen. And he’ll finally get to feel safe and loved.

For the second: the entire concept that jabi exists to “keep jug away from slizz for barfie is hilarious and utterly absurd.

Because jug chose tabitha and to be with her repeatedly. While single. With significant concerted effort. While both first still using and then sober, on moar solid ground and with clear forethought (to the point of being over it and exasperated about the delays).

He flatly refused to take “no” for an answer, in fact. And went toe to toe with her supremely creepy, mob boss style daddy.

He didn’t care. He had fallen and they were gonna be a couple. He made plans for them to ditch, he so over slizzy she barely seems to register with him.

In fact this happened while both he and dlizzy were single, while he lived next door to her, while she was mourning Paulie (ostensibly)—-and Jughead? Pursued tabitha.

Even after there was a bit of a thaw in slizzys demeanor. He didn’t care, because he had fully and finally let go and fallen in love with somebody else.

And these are choices the writers have made deliberately. Could they do a 180? Sure, but it’s unlikely, cuz they’re generally waaaayyyy moar heavy handed with that shit.

It’s the same as with the apology tour: slizzy is a selfish cuntwipe, ghosts him again and it’s all dark and creepy music.

Tabitha is awash in sunshine, listening to him, treating him as worthy and unwittingly giving him what he needs most and doesn’t dare even think of asking for: caring and hope.

There’s a lot of work with light and also hands to show all this. The irony to unshura stupid about how the writers destroyed jug is that in that in the diner scene with gossip ghey, he finally and fully back to the man he used to be and that Tabitha knew he could be again.

And all it took was getting naked with her to make it happen

[news-fyi]

Litty Committee: Kevin Hart Gets Super Slizzed At His Celeb Studded 40th Festivities http://bit.ly/2LHLZGD

#news #Litty Committee: Kevin Hart Gets Super Slizzed At His Celeb Studded 40th Festivities #the news