dolores umbridge / poppy drayton
Yule Ball ✨❄️🦋👗🥂💎💙
Ravenclaw: can you do me a favour?
Gryffindor: I would literally cover up a murder you commited, plant my DNA at a crime scene, and take the blame for you if you want me too
Ravenclaw: …can you wash the dishes?
Gryffindor: * is crying *
Slytherin: Hey, don’t cry, somebody loves you
Slytherin : not me tho
Gryffindor: * sneezes *
Slytherin: Bless you
Gryffindor: * sneezes again *
Slytherin: Ok you’re blessed you can shut up now, stop being such an attention seeker.
“idk i just think it would be better for everyone if i walked you to all of your classes”
Ravenclaw: You’re not allowed to agree when I insult you!
“horace slughorn was the only good slytherin”
THIS IS ANDROMEDA TONKS ERASURE!! AND I WONT STAND FOR IT
Marauders robbing a house
James- makes sure they get everything that is on the list they made.
Sirius- laughs and sings to himself while taking stuff which is not on the list.
Peter- raids the kitchen and the fridge, takes cupcakes and chicken legs.
Remus- writes a note saying sorry for stealing and their home is very nice, and sticks it on the fridge.
// Ravenclaw Wallpaper //
get you a slytherin hufflepuff shared phoenix feathers kinda friendship
Andromeda: “I don’t know how to fall off a chair and make it look real. And what if the AH-”
Bellatrix: *kicked Andromeda off her chair and shrugs* “Looked good to me!”
Just a reminder to check out the tiktok acc I made to compensate for never writing lol (@ drac.hoe)
“You are the designer of your own catastrophe.”
“And of course something must end
for something to begin.”
Mari: *Holding a 56 Fl Oz bottle of chocolate milk*
Mari: I’m gonna regret this
Raph: Don’t chug it
Mari: I wasn’t going to, but since you’ve said it
Raph: Don’t you fucking dare
Mari: Fuck you
Mari: *tries to chug it, get’s maybe 1 serving out of the 7 servings and gets brain freeze*
Mari: That was a bad idea
Raph: NO FUCKING SHIT
“There was a whole magnificent soul burning brightly behind her shy.”
“I’d love it
if we made it.”
Inspired by/based on Taylor Swift’s the way i loved you