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Slytherin: How are you so happy all the time?

Hufflepuff: Because I look on the bright side of things!

Slytherin: I do too.

Hufflepuff: Then why are you so pessimistic?

Slytherin: There is no bright side

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My slytherin ass and my hufflepuff bestfriend.

I just thought about that today but every time I call on the phone my besfriend the first thing that she ALWAYS tell me is :

You’re on speaker right now.

Or :

You’re not on speaker right now.

And she with whom she was with, like its warming for me to BEHAVE. Like she think that im so unpredictable about what im going to say that she need to warn me before i even tell anything at all !

The worst is that im not stupid i know then she’s on speaker or not. Im like :

*frown eyebrows* I know !

Does she think im stupid or that i really dont care about people opinion that much ?

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When hufflepuffer and slythersis were kids, this is something that made them different. Slythersis had an obsession with powdering her face. And I mean baby powder. Not the posh ass reference to tinkling in the restroom. She covered her face with that white softness and really thought she looked good like that. Mom had to hide it because honestly it was getting too much. A child walking around with a white face and pink lips (she would put “natural lip colored chapstick”). She could’ve been on her way to become a geisha I swear.

But you know what Hufflepuffer used to do? She would take that lovely soft white cushion powder made for newborn humans…sprinkle it on the floor everywhere. And with her foot, she’d spread it. Pray to the gods, thanking them for their gifts and begin her ritual of powder skating through the hallways. Oweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Hufflepuffer: *stuffing face with meatballs*

Slytherin: *quietly sipping tea*

Hufflepuffer: *with mouth full* oh did the pest control dude come later yesterday?

Slytherin: no. Thank god

Hufflepuffer: what no bro why?! It’d be good to get it done

Slytherin: because you’re still here

Hufflepuffer: … *In baby voice* then you must really love me

Slytherin: yeeees. Because you’re my sisterrrr and I love uuuu

Hufflepuffer: *gags*

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Hi everyone! Finally, the glorious fic that some of you have been waiting for is finally here. I am so excited for you all to read this, and I hope you enjoy <3 

Summary: All was peaceful in Endiac until tragedy had befallen the king. Now it’s up to his daughter, Princess Hufflepuff, to reign the kingdom. One might think that this would be easy for her. After all, the noble family of Endiac was beloved by all, so there should be no reason for anyone to go against her rule… right? WRONG BRUV! THIS IS A FANFIC WRITTEN BY ME, SO YOU KNOW THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET SPICY!! Neighboring kingdoms who have sexist beliefs declare war upon Endiac, and the fairies come up with an idea that will prove Hufflepuff to be capable of leading her people—and it involves killing a dragon. However, when Hufflepuff encounters the supposedly fearsome beast, it is so much farther from what she expected.  


Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess named Hufflepuff who lived with her family in a glorious castle on the top of the hill that overlooked the entire kingdom. Her father, King Aeneas, ruled over the subjects of Endiac, a lush land that stretched for miles and was full of magical creatures. Everyone loved the royal family and lived in harmony with the neighboring kingdoms. Even the creatures that resided outside of Endiac respected the king—even the trolls, who usually sought to wreak havoc. The subjects especially loved Princess Hufflepuff, who was as kind as a fairy and as beautiful as a unicorn. Everyone lived happily under the reign of King Aeneas and his family. 

All was peaceful in Endiac until King Aeneas fell terribly ill. Everyone grew anxious for his recovery, especially Princess Hufflepuff. Kneeling next to her father on his bedside, Hufflepuff called to the fairies and cried, “Please help my father get better. The kingdom will surely collapse without him!” However, the fairies did not know of any cure for the king’s strange illness. All the magical herbs they had given to him did nothing to help his condition. 

But Hufflepuff refused to give up. Knowing that fairies were prophets, she took the fastest horse from the stables and rode to a faraway fortress, where the wisest fairy supposedly inhabited. 

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Gryffindor: but do you never get tired of eating?

hufflepuff: can we get tired of eating? * while she bites into the chocolate chip cookies*

slytherin: forget it, I gave up

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Hufflepuff: Here’s a dating tip– hold the door for your date, and rip the door off the hinges. Then, use the door as a weapon to fight off other people so that you can establish your dominance. 

Ravenclaw: I’m beginning to see why you’re still single. 

Slytherin: Don’t listen to him, please continue. 

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Hufflepuff: We judge a person by what is inside and not by what they wear. 

Slytherin: Lucky for you, huh? 

Hufflepuff: *wrapping their multi-colored scarf around their neck* 

Hufflepuff: I have no idea what you mean. 

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Hufflepuff: That wasn’t funny. 

Slytherin: Well I thought it was pretty funny.

Hufflepuff: You don’t count. Once, you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you thought of a meme you saw on facebook. 

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Hufflepuff: Do you ever get that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat? 

Slytherin: That’s called arrhythmia. 

Hufflepuff: I get that feeling every time I look at y– 

Slytherin: That’s serious, Hufflepuff. You can die from it. 

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Im apparently a “sarcastic bitch” !

I never thought I was sarcastic I always thought that people think that I was nice. But I apparently wasnt.

So one day I was talking with my bestfriend aka hufflepuff and her sister aka ravenclaw. We were siting in the room me on the floor my bestfriend on the sofa and her sister on the bed. And from newhere her sister told me “stop being sarcastic” and I was so shocked I just looked at her and said “I’m sarcastic ?”.

And she just answer “are you kidding ? I never saw someone more sarcastic than you. Did you see the way you frown your eyesbrows, the way you roll your eyes or just the way your ans answer us ?”.

I just looked at my bestfriend who didnt even look up of her phone and told me “you’re a sarcastic bitch not me dont look at me for confort”.

I was just to shocked that was the first time they told me this !

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Griffondor: Omg , puff is so beautiful, do you think she might like me?

Slytherin: no

Griffondor: why? I’m not that bad, she always smiles with me

Slytherin: she likes me, smiles more with me, now shut up

Ranvenclaw : someone here is jealous * winks *

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Hogwarts Houses x Academia

Gryffindor Academia - holding hands, fire crackling, brushing your hands through fur, untying your hair, having dirty feet, long road trips, volunteering in class, recognising a song playing in public, cinnamon, cigarette smoke, vanilla, beer, pleated skirts, sunny days, late nights, thinking out loud, bad choices, winning an argument

Ravenclaw Academia - the smell of new books, swear jars, sweaters, polaroid pictures, late afternoons, greenhouses, ambition, messy buns, slam poetry, petrichor, black tea, old ink, old paper, musty attics, lavender, coffee, snickerdoodles, smoke after blown out candles, a perfectly crafted thesis, looking good in business attire, correcting people’s grammar

Slytherin Academia - curly hair, chapped lips, graveyards, ripped jeans, bruised knees, cigarettes, knee high socks, dark chocolate, picking grass, having perfect winged eyeliner, cursive handwriting, walks in the forest, pale skin, sweater paws, vodka, pine trees, mint, looking killer in formal wear, horror movies, perfectly crafted insults and sarcasm level off the charts

Hufflepuff Academia - soft hoodies, sitting next to the new kid, long hugs, knowing the names of everyone in your class, sunrises, loud laughter, doodling, clumsy, dirty sneakers, oversized sweaters, extra creamy hot chocolate, honey, lemon, laughing until you can’t breathe, work now play later, false innocense, irony, dad jokes

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