#slytherin incorrect quotes

[slyterinthings]

Slytherin: Can someone recommend some good elevator music, I need something to play in my head to keep the creeping insanity at bay.

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[maraudersera-slytherins-1970s]

Evan Rosier: We all have our demons.

Evan Rosier, grabbing Barty Crouch Jr and Regulus Black : These are mine.

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[n2xou-of-the-fandom]

*Severus faking his death*

Lucius: So he's finally dead.

Narcissa: "yes and the qi of this school followed him to the grave

Regulus : *said something dumb*

Narcissa: "...Merlin protects me...

Narcissa: "...I'm surrounded by fools

* Severus in the coffin trying to not laugh histericaly*

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[incorrect-slytherin-quotes]

Hufflepuff: *walks up to Slytherin frowning*

Slytherin: what's wrong?

Hufflepuff: Gryffindor called me dumb

*five minutes later*

Slytherin, being held back by Ravenclaw, but frantically trying to break free to attack Gryffindor: bitch come here.

Gryffindor: i'm standing right here

Slytherin: *pulls off shoe and throws it at them*

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[incorrectquotesharrypotterv]

Y/n: Look, I know it’s hard. But there’s only one way you deal with fear.

Harry: How?

Y/n: You stand up, and you kick it in the teeth.

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[shadowyladydefendor]

Picture this: Severus Snape, as a fifth year, practicing how to stall into a room with his robes perfectly billowing like he does when he's grown up, except he hasn't mastered it yet, so Lucius sitting in the Slytherin common room with Severus stalking back and forth trying to get it right. He knocks over one of the ornate vases put on display, because the House of Slytherin is pretentious that way.

Lucius: Enough of this nonsense, let me show you how this is done.

*walks but ends up tripping over his robes and the vase that had been knocking over* *gets up and pretends like nothing happened when the prefect comes to check what is going on*

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[multifandomconfusion]

Gryffindor: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!  Ravenclaw: Merry crisis.  Hufflepuff: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.  Slytherin: Hoe hoe hoe.  Gryffindor:  Guys, please.

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[silversparks27]

I love how Slytherin won the house cup for years before the Dumbledore’s Great Bias Towards Harry Potter Invasion, and continued to provide steep competition even after. And it’s not like Slytherins did it by being good and rule-following students, it’s pretty common knowledge that they’re the furthest thing from that. They simply managed it by being smart enough to not get caught. They broke the rules, they had their fun. They just did it discreetly and smoothly enough to never gain the attention of authorities, unlike their gryffindor counterparts. Slytherin cunning forever prevails.

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[not-rab]

13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.

12-year-old Regulus: Okay.

[downstairs]

Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?

Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.

Walburga: Go to your room!

Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?

Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.

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[daddiesdrarryy]

Barty: You slept with Potter?

Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!

Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice

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[maraudersera-slytherins-1970s]

Regulus Black: Yesterday, I overheard Evan saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Barty replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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[n2xou-of-the-fandom]

Slytherin gang be like

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[incorrect-slytherin-quotes]

Gryffindor: So, how protective is slytherin?

Hufflepuff: Someone refused to use my pronouns so Sly shoved a "he/him" badge down their throat

Ravenclaw: A guy tried to mug me and Sly apparated him to the top of a roof just to push him off

Slytherin, themselves: This girl called raven and huffy a slur in front of me and she was never seen again hehehe that was fun

Gryffindor: *impressed but also slightly concerned*

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[loz-tearsofahomo]

James: and so I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Reg-

Evan: I'm sorry?

James: Well hes-

Evan: No I'm just sorry.

Barty: yeah mate praying for you

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[moonytoastx]

Regulus: "Your eyes are red. Are you high again?"

Barty, imitating Regulus: "ArE yOu HiGH AGaIN?"

Barty: "No, bitch. I've been crying.

Regulus:

Regulus: "Oh."

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[multifandomconfusion]

Ravenclaw: What’s your biggest fear?  Slytherin: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.  Hufflepuff: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.  Gryffindor: Zombies.  Slytherin: ...  Hufflepuff: ...  Gryffindor: BUT they can open doors. 

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