Hufflepuff: If you could choose, how would you die?
Hufflepuff: Here’s a dating tip– hold the door for your date, and rip the door off the hinges. Then, use the door as a weapon to fight off other people so that you can establish your dominance.
Ravenclaw: I’m beginning to see why you’re still single.
Slytherin: Don’t listen to him, please continue.
Hufflepuff: We judge a person by what is inside and not by what they wear.
Slytherin: Lucky for you, huh?
Hufflepuff: *wrapping their multi-colored scarf around their neck*
Hufflepuff: I have no idea what you mean.
Hufflepuff: That wasn’t funny.
Slytherin: Well I thought it was pretty funny.
Hufflepuff: You don’t count. Once, you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you thought of a meme you saw on facebook.
Hufflepuff: Being a girl sucks.
Slytherin: Being my girl wouldn’t.
Slytherin: Jumping out of a window is just short term skydiving.
Hufflepuff: Slytherin, I swear to god–
Hufflepuff: Do you ever get that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?
Slytherin: That’s called arrhythmia.
Hufflepuff: I get that feeling every time I look at y–
Slytherin: That’s serious, Hufflepuff. You can die from it.
Slytherin: I’m lactose intolerant.
Hufflepuff: Don’t worry, I tolerate people regardless of whether they lack toes or not <3
Hufflepuff: Are you drinking enough water?
Slytherin: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
WE STAN SLYTHERPUFF RELATIONSHIPS AND FRIENDSHIPS PART 1
hufflepuff: HONEY WHERE’S MY SUPERSUIT¿!
slytherin: your fuckin what??
hufflepuff: my SUPERSUIT! where is it???
slytherin: *sighs desperately* how do i put up with you sometimes…
Slytherin 🤝 Hufflepuff Absolutely loving a good sweater
Slytherin: I didn’t know what chocolate you wanted, so I bought different types.
Hufflepuff: Sly, there’s about three hundred boxes here.
Slytherin: I panicked.
Dispatcher: 911, what’s your emergency?
Hufflepuff: A monster broke into my house
Slytherin: Puff, we live together-
Hufflepuff: IT FOUND ME!!
Slyther: you’re my sweet girl
Puff: you don’t actually think I’m sweet
Slyther: yes I do
Slyther: like ridiculously sweet. I could get diabetes from talking to you
So Slyther and I recently went to an event where we dressed up in 1950s attire. I was a greaser girl and I wasn’t particularly feeling good about how I looked. I felt like I was dressed too immodestly-
Slyther: Not going to lie, I thought you looked really hot tonight all dressed up, but I like non dressed up you more
Slyther: Because I like who you are. Not what you put on.
Slyther: though what you put on was pretty hot ;)
Happy holidays from me (Slytherin) and Boyfriend (Hufflepuff)!
Hufflepuff: people think I’m a softy, bitch I’ll stab you
Slytherin: with what a pencil?
Hufflepuff: no! That’s violent.
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Hufflepuff [minding their on business]: ….
Slytherin [for absolutely no reason]: I’d kill for you
Hufflepuff [feeling all giddy]: I love you too.
Ravenclaw: that’s not how it works.
Slytherin: I fucking dare you, try me
Gryffindor: what are you going to do unleash your beast?
Slytherin: yes I fucking will. *snaps fingers huffland
Gryffindor [looking at puff waiting for his reaction]: oh my god *fake gasps I’m terrified. *falls to the ground dramatically
Hufflepuff: I’m sorry I scared you *helps griff up. Have my cookie.