#slythersis

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Another lil snake 🙄

Turns out my baby sister is also a Slytherin. And just for some context, she twerks to annoy me at times. So this time, I thought to turn the tables and see how she likes it.

Slythersis: casually lounging on the wheely chair in my room

Hufflepuff magnifique: *comes in wearing a head to toe one see like dress 😈*

Slythersis: 😓 *looks suspicious but unassuming*

Hufflepuff magnifique: *positions self sideways to display full body contortion*

Slythersis: *realizes* OHHH NONONO—

Hufflepuff magnifique: *thrusts butt out and furiously twerks for 2 secs. Then walks around normally like nothing happened*

Slythersis: 😧...

Hufflepuff magnifique: *casual* what?

Slythersis: *blinking like she can get rid of the image* that was.....

Hufflepuff magnifique: amazing? 😉

Slythersis: graphic

Hufflepuff magnifique: *laughs but then realizes*... Uh wot 🙄

Slythersis: so graphic. Pls don't do that ever again—

Hufflepuff magnifique: k *starts "twerking"*

But for real tho, this lil turd is only 12. Where'd you learn how to use the word graphic huh? And the audacity to use it on me 🙄 I will not tolerate this. Gonna pay that lil snake back

#me as a hufflepuff #hufflepuff #shit hufflepuffs say #hufflepuff likes #hogwarts house quotes #hufflepuffpride #slytherin #slytherpuff #shit slytherins say #slytherin pride #slythersis #two slythersisters #both said sisters are younger than me #im the oldest yes ✨

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Hufflepuffer: *peeks in slytherins room* can I stay in ur room?

Slytherin: *on phone* No

Hufflepuffer: *smacks lips* okay *glides out*

10 minutes later

Hufflepuffer: *casually strolls and hops onto bed and knits*

Slytherin: *pauses to stare*

Hufflepuffer: *ignores*

Slytherin: *goes back on the phone*

#me as a hufflepuff #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherpuff #slytherin and hufflepuff #slytherin and hufflepuff family #slytherin and hufflepuff relationship #hogwarts houses #hogwarts house quotes #incorrect hogwarts houses quotes #slythersis

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Another night

Hufflepuffer: *performing skin care routine*

Slytherin: Ahhh FUCK IT! *Leaps from bed*

Hufflepuffer:...ur not gonna study are you?

Slytherin: nope *shuts down computer*

Hufflepuffer: ever? *Hoping they relax a little even though they have exams the next few days*

Slytherin: what? No! 🙄

Hufflepuffer: *sighs*

#me as a hufflepuff #hufflepuff #slytherin #now see here i do study okay #but she likes STUDIES studies like goddamn its amazing and im not just saying that #my adhd ass makes it really hard for me to do it like she does and i envy her #but she does need to relax becahse she overworks herself in this and gets weak or sick later #dumbass slytherin #slythersis #slytherpuff #hogwarts houses #harry potter #hogwarts #slytherin smarty #or smarty slytherin idk the latter actually sounds better #slytherin and hufflepuff siblings #slytherin and hufflepuff relationship

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Breakfast before going to uni

*Slytherin drinking water when they suddenly start coughing*

Hufflepuffer: yehehe CHOKE BICH CHOKE *chanting and thumping fist on the table*

Slytherin: 😑u go staRRVE *waves fist*

Hufflepuffer: heh🌚*sips tea*

#me as a hufflepuff #hufflepuff #hogwarts houses #shit hufflepuffs say #hogwarts house conversations #hufflepuffs are so misrepresented #hufflepuffpride #shit slytherins say #slytherin #slythersis #slytherpuff siblings #slytherpuff relationships

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Which house/kind of person we're attracted to

Hufflepuffer: A hufflepuff would suit you

Slytherin: yeah no I like guys who are macho, has humor. More slytherin type. Not hufflepuff—

Hufflepuffer: bich pls 😑

Slytherin: wHAT? I do *insists*

Hufflepuffer: you'd go best with a hufflepuff

Slytherin: how?

Hufflepuffer: *without a beat* your bestie

Slytherin: oh

Hufflepuffer: mhm I know you *says with the wisdom of Master Oogway 🐢*

~besides, hufflepuffers can be macho and hella funny. Take me for example 😌~

#me as a hufflepuff #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherpuff #hogwarts houses #slytherin and hufflepuff friendship #slytherin and hufflepuff siblings #slytherin and hufflepuff family #slytherin and hufflepuff relationship #slythersis #houses we think our soulmates might come from #hogwarts house conversations #if her bestfriend was a guy theyd likely be together by now #lmao #she said she'd marry her bestie if she could #but shes straight lol

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

I was working on my laptop on the bed and my sister laid down and curled up underneath the blanket. Things were quiet and you could just here me typing away click clickity clack. Then she speaks up.

Slythersis: when I see a cute guy, I just wanna make him cry

Hufflepuffer: O_O bro what? why?

Slythersis: idk bec—

Hufflepuffer: *furiously* —BECAUSE WHO GAVE THEM PERMISSION TO BE SO ATTRACTIVEEE 😤🤜🏾🤛🏾

Slythersis: No. Not that. It's when the guy is like CUTE *mild look of fury* cute—

Hufflepuffer: you mean like adorable little bb type?

Slythersis: yeah. Innocent looking. Gullible. Cute. *Looking far while buried under the blanket*

Hufflepuffer: 🙄*thinking of myself then about beating her ass* hey what if you tried to make them cry but instead they make you cry instead?

Slythersis: oh yeah I know someone like that *closes eyes*

Hufflepuffer: *🙄quietly goes back to working*

Yeah. Like me little beech.

#hufflepuff #slytherin #me as a hufflepuff #hogwarts houses #slytherpuff #slythersis #hufflepuffer #hogwarts house conversations

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

I like moths. I touched one's wing as a child and I remember there was gold shimmery glitter like shit on my fingertips. It was so pretty

#me as a hufflepuff #hufflepuff #my sister hates butterflies and moths though #the cretin #slythersis #slytherin and hufflepuff #slytherin #animal lover

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

Googling Life's bIg questions

Hufflepuffer: *performing skincare*

Slytherin: *with serious face mutters* hm how do you bark?

Hufflepuff: *pauses mid movement & turns around*

Slytherin: *doesn't look up* now shawty listen hear—

Hufflepuffer: BORK! BORK!

#i swear we soent the next 10 minutes trying to come up with the most accurate bark sound #we went bork bork #arf arf #a fucking pathetic growl that slythersis did lmao #then i went like GHOA GHOA #wtf were we doing #she looked so serious while searching it up on her phone & i had to scramble my brain to make sure it wasnt my adhd ass bumbling in my head #she got so defensive lmao #dogs go bark #me as a hufflepuff #hufflepuff #slytherin #slytherpuff #hogwarts houses #slytherpuff siblings #slytherpuff relationships #slytherpuff family #shit hufflepuffs say #shit slytherins say #hogwarts house conversations #hogwarts house quotes

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

I already had a bowl of pasta my slythersis made and it was good. I was watching a movie with my baby sis downstairs. I saw another bowl of pasta and thought oh maybe thats mine too since she made a lot, and if she sees that I didn't eat it, she might get upset so I'll just eat it. I got to the last bite and thought oh wait maybe I should ask just to make sure. So I texted her.

Hufflepuff: btw I'm eating the 2nd bowl of pasta you put on the dining table. Was that for dad?

Slytherin: YEA.

Slytherin: No.

Slytherin: BAD DOG.

Slytherin: PUT IT BACK.

Hufflepuff: there's only 1 bite left lol

Slytherin: I told you to warm it up for him

Slytherin: and I asked if you heard me after I repeated 3x. And ur bitchass said yes??

Hufflepuff: eeeeeeee I forgot abt it

Slytherin: why

Hufflepuff: sorryyyy

Slytherin: WHYYYYY

Slytherin: wait till I come out of the bathroom

Hufflepuff: *sends this*

Hufflepuff: *rushes to explain* I thought you had more or something and I mistakenly ate baby sister's. I didn't want you yelling at me for not eating what I assumed was mine on the table.

#me as a hufflepuff #hufflepuff and slytherin siblings #hufflepuff and slytherin #slytherpuff #slytherpuff siblings #slytherpuff quotes #incorrect hogwarts houses quotes

[hornedhufflepuffdevil]

When hufflepuffer and slythersis were kids, this is something that made them different. Slythersis had an obsession with powdering her face. And I mean baby powder. Not the posh ass reference to tinkling in the restroom. She covered her face with that white softness and really thought she looked good like that. Mom had to hide it because honestly it was getting too much. A child walking around with a white face and pink lips (she would put "natural lip colored chapstick"). She could've been on her way to become a geisha I swear.

But you know what Hufflepuffer used to do? She would take that lovely soft white cushion powder made for newborn humans...sprinkle it on the floor everywhere. And with her foot, she'd spread it. Pray to the gods, thanking them for their gifts and begin her ritual of powder skating through the hallways. Oweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

#hufflepuff #slytherin #me as a hufflepuff #she as slytherin #slytherpuff siblings #slytherin and hufflepuff #opposite personalities #same but different somehow