#smack my hands and tell me no

[jeysuso]

#you pretty bitch

#stedit #strangerthingsedit #steveharringtonedit #steve harrington #stranger things #joe keery #* #again i know this has been done to death #but he looks so fucking good in this scene #that i needed to get my hands on it #and it's not a tez set unless there's an unnecessary colour change #today's is red #it was going to be purple but there's just something #about steve harrington and red that is chef's kiss #the reflection in his eyes in this season too #the dark contrast to the light reflection #heaven-sent #joe keery's parents really did something when they made this guy #i want him to smack me with that folder #let me tell you something #nancy is stronger than me #if he looked at me the way he looks at her in the second one #i'd be on my KNEES #and i don't mean to pick something up #🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️ #mine #mine*

[chuu-huahua]

i know i was supposed to brainrot this yesterday? two days ago?? *checks through the definitely very sane messages with @downbadforpixels* ok yesterday. anyways, SOUKOKU RUNNING AWAY FROM A PARTY 

no because they would?? (tysm tille for all the brainrotting material) this sounds so taylor swift but her songs basically scream skk so that’s ok. soukoku being forced to attend some gathering of organisations in mori’s stead because he had other matters (that definitely do not include fukuzawa, no no) to attend to. the party goes on into night time and why is there ballroom dancing oh no-

ok but i hc dazai as a bad dancer cuz of his lanky ass limbs, and he feels kind of awkward dancing with random strangers, even if he doesn’t show it. chuuya is an amazing dancer though, which is evident when a bunch of ladies crowd around him, hoping that he would somehow pick them from the crowd of frills and lace.

but instead, chuuya’s hands grasp onto dazai’s ones tightly, and they barely make it out the door before the music starts playing. reddish brown eyes stare down at the slightly larger hands that wrap around his own, and dazai can feel his cheeks flushing despite the cool night air. their dress shoes clack against the gravel and they arrive in the middle of a sea of flowers, a small pavilion up ahead.

chuuya huffs, reluctantly loosening his grip on the other’s warm fingers before letting his own hand drop to his side, already missing the feeling of dazai’s hand against his. they’re finally away from the party, and he pulls off his jacket and throws it onto the stone seats of the pavilion.

dazai quietly stares at him, his hands tightening into fists before letting go. he rocks on his heels to the beat of the ballroom music they can barely hear, and he sucks in a deep breath before approaching chuuya.

“may i have this dance then, mon cher?”

#lei writes! ଘ(|lI.‸.) #tille please tell me my french is correct i used google translate ur the french speaking one between the two of us #anyways yes i used ur idea :D #it smacked me in the face like my friend's racket #ANYWAYS the idea is so so cute i love the running away from a party concept #it's kinda inspired by this american romance movie i watched super long ago i forgot which one already #but i always thought this scene was so so cute #ok but dazai learning french so he can tease chuuya >>> #also yes mori very sus wdym important matters hm?? 🤨🤨 #ok but hide and seek in an empty sch was so so fun #my senior and i hid in a storage room it was so dark you can't even see your hand right in front of ur face #and like there was no difference between opening and closing your eyes #ok but i think i strained my eyes until i could actually see #ok but 10/10 would definitely hide there again #bungou stray dogs #bsd #soukoku #zenki soukoku #dazai x chuuya #dazai #chuuya #mori #fukuzawa #port mafia

[jesterguy]

ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION

#so im cleaning chicken thighs to marinate for tikka masala and i have a sudden sharp throbbing pain in my neck #gross chicken hands so i use the back of my mostly clean hand to touch it #and theres Something There #smack it off onto the floor and scream #i am NOT scared of bugs #but i literally cant stand still because im in so much pain #cole pulls out his id app and it IMMEDIATELY no hesitation tells us this is an ASSASSIN BUG #please why are you trying to assassinate me and how did you even get to my neck 😭 please spare me im just trying to make curry for friends #it hurts so bad and im having muscle spasms ✌️👍✌️👍 #but apparently its not deadly. im just gonna have a welt and neck pain for a while 🥲

[red-high-tops]

So I was going through the wiki looking for a specific piece of info on bakugou’s page and

aND-

HELLO??? BRO??? WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED. EVERY TIME I LEAVE I STG-

Please someone tell me this is an accident. Please someone tell me there wasn’t a leak that made it seem like crusty musty dusty man just might’ve killed him. Pls no. I’m afraid for my heart and also everyone in a 5-mile radius when midoriya shows up.

#banging my head against a table #I swear every time I brainrot somewhere else for even just a second the mha world takes a hit #hori really smacking me upside the head and telling me to watch and listen #he's too good ;-; #but seriously #what the hay diddle diddle #shiggy and afo me and you about to throw hands and I don't care how many quirks you got in that creepy dank mental mess hole of yours #your kneecaps are MINE #*coughs* ahem #brain barf concluded #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bkdk bakudeku #bkdk brainrot #izuku midoriya #katsuki bakugo

[teenytinychihuahua]

Today Bri (GF‘s cat) called me downstairs so she could sit on me and purr for the first time and yes I did cry thank you

#she loves me! #it’s been four months of slow building trust #on both sides I don’t speak cat well and I’m still afraid she’s gonna smack me #but she put her little head in my hand #😭😭😭 #she’s so good #BB was upstairs asleep don’t tell her

[jrueships]

Bron crushing hard on kyrie is embarrassing

LMFAO

#i love when i get asks that sound like asks u see on wag blogs #sometimes when im bored and the dash is slow i search up my fav wag blogs and catch up on all the messiness #the askers certainly love their lightskins who hate them over there #anyways this just sounded like a tea poster telling me abt an embarrassing married celeb w a family being downbad for someone else #which this pretty much is so #the way lebron smacked that mans hand and proceeded to put more energy into the greeting kyrie had no idea how to complete.. #he is so embarrassing #aquariuses will not like someone popular but the moment theyre hated on as well for being a hater #they will do everything in their power to pretend like theyve always liked that popular person #im srry yall but when they be lyin they be lyin lyin fr #they dont lie all the time but when they do it's on smthing heavy n irrefutable to them #i dont think i have to explain it with lebron #bro is the king. he could have anyone. and he chooses That #it's like a rich popular beloved guy who wants the only girl that doesnt like him but in all its problematic realities #maybe being determinely n frighteningly attracted to the one person who tells u no is Not so hot After all. in fact. at all #and maybe that rlly nice girl u str8 up kicked to the curb n abandoned (russ) actually Wasnt that boring n deserving of that #n maybe the girl u want that no one else wants has an actual reason to that which should be acknowledged n probably abided or atleast aided #instead of u deluding urself into being capable of fixing her thru a relationship where both of yall can get hurt #but u know #what do i know #i talk abt zodiacs sometimes im a stain on humanity #the trials of socrates #lebron rlly needs to stand up.. ure literally so real for this anon #amazing ask #ted asks #srry for the barebones actual text i tried framing it like a wag blog

[starsandthorn]

do you ev. do you ever. think about. head in hands

#personal stuff #ragbros #HEAD IN HANDS. THE BROTHERS #fucking . christ. kaeya only going to diluc when he needs something because he feels like that's the only time he's allowed to #and diluc helping him out every time with very little coercion because . because he. auauugh. #oh my god. [through tears] oh my god. the brothers. #weeps and sobs and cries they are like THIS CLOSE. TO BEING NORMAL. BUT SO FAR AWAY AT THE SAME TIME #can you two just talk to each other about your feelings #instead of assuming that your brother hates you based on your own feelings and massive guilt #diluc's whole thing makes me so insane cause like. once he realizes Ohhh kaeya did [does] care about me. [post-midsummer island adventure] #his mindset is that of just standing where he is and being himself and if kaeya wants to be around him he'll come to him #and he wants to accept him with open arms but also. he feels like kaeya doesn't want to be around him #because he spends the whole time lying his ass off or otherwise showing that he's uncomfortable / doesn't trust him enough to be himself #and kaeya HAS gone to him but only when he's needed to for someone else's benefit or been coerced into it #the same way that he only refers to himself as diluc's brother when diluc isn't around to hear it or tell him he's wrong #because he feels like diluc doesn't want him around and he isn't allowed to return to that part of his life after everything #and so he accepts that and moves on with his family in the knights and like .AUGH #elzer saying diluc grumbles but he doesnt mean it. please come back we all miss you #i am smacking kaeya over the head with a cardboard tube YOUR BROTHER MISSES YOU!!!!!!! #YOUR BROTHER WANTS YOU AROUND AS MUCH AS YOU WANT HIM AROUND!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!! #AUUUGH. #they make me so. they make me ssooooo fucking normal. you have no idea [in tears]

[zombiesun]

having vegan parents I think really puts you down the vegan pipeline whether you realize it or not. yesterday I went to the store and bought a bag of frozen peas, vegetarian corn dogs, and plant based cream for my coffee

#vin.text #people always tell me I look vegetarian coded #I've had people smack chicken wings from my hand to remind me of a diet I don't even have #but honestly? I literally am basically vegetarian by accident

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

the part of my brain that craves More More New Fresh Blood More More More!!!: hey once the drafts get below 200 we should reopen the askbox for like two days and- the REASONABLE part of my brain, choking the other part: BITCH THE FUCK

#mod post #do not under any circumstances let me do this I MUST finish what I have before opening things up again #if I mention it again pls smack me on the hand and tell me “NO BELLUM!!” #tf kinda crack is my brain smoking xD

[reginrokkr]

There have been plenty of Fontaine leaks by now and trust me that I'm excited for a few things I saw them, one of which I'm going to address under cut because it's among the things that caught my attention the most:

So let's talk about πνεῦμα (pneuma) and οὐσία (ousía). From what I could see by color palette alone, one is represented by a golden color while the other is purple. I'm fascinated about their language choice because Greek was firstly introduced (if not firstly, definitely more in depth because the Greek mythos and names was huge) in Enkanomiya and, while seven elements in this game take directly after Greek names, two new elements that were never included in this group nor given as much importance (we see that they're there since seeing Abyss thingies, let alone in recent quests in Sumeru) that go by the name of Ether and Void were never given a Greek name. Part of me thinks that it may have to do with the hiding spree the Enkanomiya people were on, by hiding their roots and going as far as changing their names, all in Greek for something in Inazuman (Japanese) instead. So continuing what I was saying before, this may be just speculation but perhaps the reason why Ether and Void were never given Greek names unlike the other 7 has something to do with hiding the existence of these. But now, to my surprise, it seems that they're getting their official Greek names pneuma and ousía. So according to my Greek dictionary (yes, I studied both Latin and Greek for 4 years, what of it djfhgj), these are various of these words' meanings:

✧ πνεῦμα (pneuma) → Breath, flare, life, soul, spirit, angel, demon, divine breath.

✦ οὐσία (ousía) → Essence, substance, being, nature, reality, existence, life.

Ironically, this makes me think about Plato's sensible and intelligible worlds, where the sensible one is the one that can be conceived by the senses, while the other, as its name suggests, cannot and can be conceived by the reason. Moreover, while I'm a firm believer that as it's canonically said Teyvat has its own rules and after playing HSR I'm more convinced that this is the case, going by these references H.YV is taking when making these two particular elements it seems like it can be said officially that before us we have Teyvat's analogous of the Imaginary and Quantum elements, albeit I won't go into detail about these because I don't know this in detail Honkai-wise while I do in great detail in Genshin (if anyone knowledgeable about those elements would like to explain these to me, I'd be immensely grateful as it's being more evident that H.YV doesn't hesitate in taking ideas from their games and implement them in others).

Judging by what's been revealed in Genshin thus far, these references and meanings in Greek, it's safe to assume that πνεῦμα is Ether and οὐσία is Void, or at least similar (how can I forget that namecard that says that there could be more than 7 elements and how the elements we currently know are just simpler versions of what they truly are?) and I can't wait to learn even more about these, partly because of lore reasons but also because I'm 99% sure that Dain uses Ether (now I have another way to name it that feels more official than say Khvarena, yay) as the element he uses as opposed to what's believed largely in the fandom that he's using the Void / Abyss element.

#◟༺✦༻◞ what lays behind the mantle of faux stars ┊ooc.┊ #I rambled a bit I know #but it's warranted #considering the importance of these elements 😔 #it's interesting because the color palette #makes me think something that I won't say in tags #because you know; l.eaks #but I'm rubbing my hands #because while I know that M.ihoyo will smack me in the face #in regards of Dain #I'm each time more content #with the approach I'm taking for his portrayal #also if anyone could tell me in detail about the Imaginary #and Quantum elements #I'd be eternally grateful #just... for science djfjg

[racerchix21]

I need someone who smacks my hand and tells me no when I get ideas for another fanfic 🤣 I’ve already got way too many ideas and WIPs I need to finish

[not @sunnyfleur23 tho because she encourages me to write those ideas down too 🙃 also I say that as sweet and politely as I can cuz I love her]

#writing stuff #who wants to smack my hand tell me no when I get off track when writing?!

[nuclearpoweredsniper]

im watching the jerma stream rn and i was chuffin on my ciggy and horked n coughed on it and the first thing that i thought was "HELP ME JERMA" like hed even be able to do anything if he were sitting next to me

#besides maybe smack it out of my hand n tell me off for smoking #entropy.txt #jermaposting

[zamalie]

imagine telling someone “your enjoyment of my art is worthless if it isn’t actively making me more popular and I will HATE you if I notice you doing it” and thinking you’re making a real point like . Okay !

#i will keep harping on this as long as it keeps showing up on my dash #‘you are LYING to me if. you tell me you will reblog more art but decide not to!!’ oh get real #what a shocker your accusatory guilt trippy post about people not using tumblr correctly didnt land you in Hollywood #‘reblogs are encouraging and help your favorite artists grow’ that’s it that’s all you have to fucking say #no ‘likes are worthless’ no ‘you are KILLING ART on this site!’ none of that stop it #smacks your hands off your fucking keyboard until you learn to quit being weird #dottxt

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

me: literally just trying to get a picture of the suspiciously familiar looking spears in Enkanomiya

every enemy under the fake sun: fool. buffoon. you absolute clown. did you think you could escape us? escape our wrath? perish.

me sobbing: please have mercy-

#hush n shush wifi #not brainrot #i cannot walk five feet in that place without getting smacked #like bro PLEASE i am just trying to take a nice little photo #i must compare the spears to Childe's spear #i want those nice lore C R U M B S #any time we get anything even resembling foul legacy lore i'm skittering towards it #i'll take it in my silly little hands and mess around until i can use it in something because i CAN and i WILL #i'm desperately hoping if we get another chasm quest there's lore related to foul legacy there too #it can be literal crumbs and i will take it #*puts hands together* #*stares at hoyoverse* #no by all means tell me more about the secrets of the Abyss aha i totally won't use them in my silly writing aha #wifi plays genshin

[goldenguillotines]

Take Size Difference to the Ultra Extreme. Never let anything hold anyone back.

For my next ship I shall go further beyond!

#aka i stare at shin until he tells me how tall Anu is because i think i was told at some point and gorgit #I JUST NEED TO KNOW FOR REASONS. #/J #But i cannot tell you how much power i havw in my hands. #Heights are wack anyways i change them constantly #FOR EXAMPLE. for a long time i just did not know how tall lammek was and smacked the bigger number onto him ebcause it was #funny #ask

[lifeintheworldtocome]

i have so much #trauma that i could talk about on here 

#rattles the bars of my cage #like onr time i was making this fucking valentine for my mom #and i wanted to take it to my dads so i could work on it #but i wanted to keep it a secret that it was 4 her #so i said it was for my grandma lmfao #and when i said i wanted to take it to my dads to work on it she was like come on coco i know ur lying. tell me its for your dad say it #and so i told her it was actually for her #and she smacked it out of my hand and said that i was a liar 🌟 #venting?? in my amogus??? #OH YEAH. and then i was waiting at the bus stop thats right at the foot of the hill we live in #and she drove by #and i was crying #and she was like. stop crying coco i know that valentine wasnt for me #and then she went off on a rant about how she should be more like 'an asian mother'because theyre hard on their children????? yay racism