If someone could just make a list of - we're gonna go with twelve - animals, that'd be great.
I really need something to do in my spare time.
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Patreon Month Summary
Find my Patreon here <3
I am still working out kinks and schedules, but any suggestions are welcome. I’m new to this.
Posted Stories:
Wesker x Villain!Reader: 7k words, sfw
Dark Waters: 5k words, sfw, mer-kin
His Royal Pet: 2.8K words, nsfw, naga male
A Ritual in Cuddling: 1k words, sfw, demon NB
A Heavenly Pleasures: 2.1k nsfw, nsfw, Angel Male
War-Chief’s Bounty (Part1): 4.3k words, nsfw, Orc Male
War-Chief’s Bounty (Part2): 5.5k words, nsfw, Orc Male
Small Kitten: 1.7k words, nsfw, Minotaur female
Pleasure By Firelight (Part 1): 5.5k words, Nsfw, Male Orc and male werewolf
Queue:
Pleasure by Firelight (Part 2): Nsfw
War-Chief’s Bounty (Part 3): Nsfw
His Royal Pet (Part 2): Nsfw
Wesker x Villain!Reader (Part 2)
Updates:
I am accepting one request for this month's fic for the blog. <--Requested
Commissions are still open, 3 slots remaining.
The Rolled Story is: Plant Monster x Reader. Let me know if you’d prefer Markus as the monster or a new plant beast for the story.
Thanks for dropping by and I hope you have a wonderful day!
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"Why don't YOU drive for once?! Ya idiot!"
"BECAAAAUUSE! I... can't.. drive these things!"
[bonus]
(I don’t like putting watermarks so, PLEASE, if you want to post these gifs somewhere GIVE CREDITS! Also, don’t use them in edits/videos. Thanks~)
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Once you stop thinking about queer people's labels as strict indications of what's in their pants and who they do/don't bed and instead view queer people's labels as how they interact with the world, you'll find that you'll get along with queer people better and treat them better, I think.
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Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.
It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.
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Small tasks
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20+ mods essential to throwing the almost perfect party!
This was highly requested and I'm so happy to share these mods with you! Gameplay tips are on the way ♥
Custom Events
1. KiaraSims
2. Ilkavelle
3. Rex x Britanny
4. Come Celebrate
Food
1. The Catering & co. by Qmbibi
2. Banquet tuning by Bienchen
3. Buyable Cake by @ravasheencc
Little Miss Sam
1. Auto Employee
2. Small Invite Overhaul
3. Where are you
Bienchen
1. Party invite any played sim
2. Paired dancing tweak
3. Paired highschool dancing tweak
4. Conversation Tweak
RVSN
1. Kiss of Fresh
2. A-Bouquet
3. Take a dance on me
4. Side FX
Small Mods
1. Steady Seat by Amellce
2. Dance Override* by Steven Studios
3. No cooldown for celebration Cannons by @imtashamonet
Weerbesu
1. Longer Parties & More Guests
2. Faster Sim Spawning
Xtra 10 mods I didn't mention in the video (It's bc I'm still experimenting with some of these mods to see if it works)
More icons for clubs by Zerbu
More icons for holidays by LMS
More holiday traditions by KiaraSims
No fire by Aramiteus
Dress code by @littlemssam
Party Anywhere by weerbesu
Functional Drinks by @somik-severinka
More spa day drinks by LMS
Serve drinks on table by Zero
Gala style plating by @somik-severinka
Paper Plate Setting by @surely-sims
*aesterik means paywalled
Thank you to all the mod creators for these amazing mods ♥
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do you have any ghostsoap favorite fics, perhaps?
boy do I....
I should preface this by saying that I'm pretty...particular with what types of fics I enjoy reading (I only like certain character interpretations/tropes/writing styles, etc) so bear with me...
These are all mostly canon-compliant, non-AUs, ones that I regard highly~
Seasons--by StinglessWasp: This is pretty much my go-to fic rec for anyone into CoD and ghostsoap in general. It showcases everything I love about these characters, in a setting that feels as authentic to the games as possible, while also exploring the depth and sincerity hidden under the surface. So well-written and paced--the dialogue and military references all contribute to that 'feels like a mission out of the game' experience. Plus, I just love this interpretation of our boys--the humor, the inner struggles, the intimacy--Wasp 100% *gets* these characters and it's a joy to read <3
Except You, You Can Stay--by Iravaid: While this one isn't *technically* ghostsoap until the last chapter, in my opinion, it's required reading for anyone who gives a shit about Simon Riley. This is *the* character study--an intimate dissection of Ghost's past that seems so realistic and grounded, you forget how ludicrous those comics really are. Ira takes such care in treating these heavy topics with delicacy and effectiveness. Each chapter has you going 'oh wow, this is even better than the last', but as a whole--it's a stunning, fleshed-out glimpse into Simon as the character he was always meant to be. And the final chapter which eases you into his relationship with Johnny is so authentic and sweet, it just makes perfect sense that they should be together, and that this poor poor man deserves some goddamn love <3
bleeding in the house of god--by revolvermonkcelot: This is a really great 'missing scene' fic, a perfect opportunity to explore the in-between moments that the game so carelessly chooses to gloss over. I can't praise Monk's writing enough--it's slick and crisp and very tasty; the imagery just jumps off the page and you can practically feel the sweat. Plus, the dialogue exchanges between our two boys are so well-timed and in-character--love all the slang and British references~ This whole fic reads like an addition to their mission flirting, and I'm all for it! You can truly tell this author has such deep understanding and experience with this franchise (winkwinkwink, this is a joke) Read it--it's good!
The Dead are all Living--by Kabbal: This fic blew me away when I first read it. It's such a unique take on the retirement trope, I just adore this interpretation of Simon as an aging recluse while he builds his home. I tend to lean towards more subtle, grounded characterizations of Mr Riley, and this really fits the bill. All of these glimpses and fragments into his post-military life contribute to an overarching love story; the scenes with Johnny are so poignant, it's like you're pining alongside them both. I love how not-perfect they are; flawed and difficult and real. There are some moments and lines that just....struck something in me so deeply. I'm sure I'll still be thinking about it for a long long time <3
Portrait of Taction--by a_platypus: Another Simon-centric fic that I absolutely love. The character voice in this is off the charts, I can hear him so vividly in all of his inner dialogue and stunted attempts at conversation. Simon is so endearingly dense in this fic, you're just waiting for him to finally get his act together, but the clumsy, oblivious steps he takes in his relationship with Soap are truly a treat to read. I love this version of Johnny too--confident and considerate, but still hopelessly crushing on his superior. It's comedic, well-written, and the paragraphs describing Soap's journal give some of the best insights into his character I've seen <3
come on, haunt me--by flyby2: This was a really good long fic that I took my time savoring. What could have been a typical 'on leave' fic instead took time to develop a unique spin on the backstories as well as throwing our boys into some wholesome encounters. Both Soap and Ghost felt very true to character, and I appreciate the exploration of PTSD and the subsequent struggles that come along with...all that. There was a really nice balance in having their romance spread across the chapters, and I can promise a very sweet, happy conclusion <3
in the mess of it all--by flowersferns: A lovely one-shot that exhibits some of my favorite aspects of these two characters. I'm a sucker for 'one of them is hurt, the other is freaking out, they are both idiots in love, etc'. There are some really great dialogue and character moments in this, plus the overall prose hits hard. Love this take on their romance--the mutual trust, the familiarity of their bond. And just the general theme of impermanence--the inevitability of what this relationship means for them--two soldiers, willing and ready to sacrifice their lives at a moment's notice, still clinging to each other because...god...that's all they have---big fan of this :'D <3
Lapsus--by Lisbetadair: Another really great one-shot and 'missing scene' fic. The authenticity in the writing is spot-on--it's like you can feel Soap's pain right off the bat. I love how smoothly the banter flows between the two, and the attention to detail and references all help lend to that 'hardened military man' exterior. Ghost smelling like flowers because of a face wipe is such a delightful addition, plus the scene where Soap is, ah, donald-ducking it in just a t-shirt with his jewels out is such a funny mental image, I still think of it fondly from time to time. It's funny, it's surprisingly cute, it's very in-character. Stick around for some awkward but adorable cuddles <3
I'm sure I have more to recommend, but these are the ones I can personally endorse for now~
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Height difference - Dialogue
"Can you stop putting everything on the top shelves?!"
"It's not my fault you're vertically challenged."
"What did you just say?"
"You do realise I'm in the best position to punch you in the guts, right?"
"You're like a kitten, small and cute."
"Say that again and I'll kill you."
"You're the only one who can fit in there."
"Hey, skyscraper, you're blocking my sun."
"I'll kick your shins if you don't immediately lean down."
"I'm not sleeping in your bed, it hurts when my legs dangle over the edge, you know?"
"Why don't you like my hugs?"
"Because you always almost suffocate me! Stop squishing me like a plushie and then we can talk."
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Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.
And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.
After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.
You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.
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❥ 𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐃𝐘𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐒 [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 ] .
designed for ships, but can be used for a variety of relationship types. change gendered language/add context to your needs. happy roleplaying !! ♡
❛ it feels so good to be bad. ❜
❛ it really makes me wonder if i ever gave a fuck about you. ❜
❛ give me something to believe in. ❜
❛ i don’t believe in you anymore. ❜
❛ i wonder if it even makes a difference to try. ❜
❛ so, this is goodbye. ❜
❛ one day i’ll wake up & it won’t hurt anymore. ❜
❛ it’s like i can’t even feel after the way you touched me. ❜
❛ you’re everything that i want, but you don’t want me. ❜
❛ am i a regret, yet? ❜
❛ was it worth what it costed? ❜
❛ you make me nauseous. ❜
❛ you’re overrated. ❜
❛ when i think of you, i just want to throw up. ❜
❛ all my friends say that you’re toxic. ❜
❛ why does love suck? ❜
❛ love hurts whether it’s right or wrong. ❜
❛ i can’t stop, i’m having too much fun. ❜
❛ you can’t save me, baby. ❜
❛ you never call or listen to me anyway. ❜
❛ where were you tuesday, october tenth? ❜
❛ how is your jacket covered in blood? ❜
❛ how was the party? did you have fun? ❜
❛ i fell in love with the warning signs. ❜
❛ the only time i feel alive is when i’m touching the warning signs. ❜
❛ if you tell me to stay away, i’m gonna dive in again. ❜
❛ my favorite color is red like the flags you fly overhead. ❜
❛ well, i should have known. ❜
❛ didn’t you see it coming? didn’t you see the signs? ❜
❛ i’ll break your pretty face. ❜
❛ bite your tongue & choke yourself to sleep. ❜
❛ you can hold my hand if no one’s home. ❜
❛ do you like it when i’m away? ❜
❛ you’re a pond & i’m an ocean. ❜
❛ all my emotions feel like explosions when you are around. ❜
❛ i am a wreck when i’m without you. ❜
❛ was it something i said to make you feel like you’re a burden? ❜
❛ tell me, is it worth it? ❜
❛ she’s a lady & i am just a line without a hook. ❜
❛ do what you want as long as you stay here. ❜
❛ you’ll change your name or change your mind & leave this fucked up place behind, but i’ll know. ❜
❛ if you ever try to leave me, i’ll find you, [name]. ❜
❛ i’ll be the bad guy, now. ❜
❛ i couldn’t be there, even when i tried. ❜
❛ seasons changed & our love went cold. ❜
❛ i knew that this was doomed from the get-go. ❜
❛ you thought that it was special, but it was just the sex, though. ❜
❛ it’s only me; what have you got to lose? ❜
❛ you should take it as a compliment that i got drunk & made fun of the way you talk. ❜
❛ you should think about the consequence of your magnetic field being a little too strong. ❜
❛ you’re so cool, it makes me hate you so much. ❜
❛ you’ve ruined my life by not being mine. ❜
❛ you’re so gorgeous, i can’t say anything to your face. ’cause look at your face. ❜
❛ i’m so furious at you for making me feel this way. ❜
❛ if you’ve got a girlfriend, i’m jealous of her. but if you’re single, that’s honestly worse. ❜
❛ you’re so gorgeous, it actually hurts. ❜
❛ you make me so happy, it turns back to sad. ❜
❛ there’s nothing i hate more than what i can’t have. ❜
❛ guess i’ll just stumble on home to my cats. alone … unless you wanna come along? ❜
❛ you look so happy when i’m not with you. ❜
❛ i don’t know why i run away. ❜
❛ take me back, ’cause i wanna stay. ❜
❛ i kept my distance ’cause i know that you don’t like when i’m with somebody else. ❜
❛ i couldn’t help it; i put you through hell. ❜
❛ i realize that it’s much too late, & you deserve someone better. ❜
❛ i’m not the best at breaking up. ❜
❛ i like my alone time, but i want somebody to hold. ❜
❛ i get what i want. i keep it for a minute. then i let it go. ❜
❛ i hate it when you’re there for me, but i like it when you hit the spot. ❜
❛ i don’t do fake love, but i’ll take some from you tonight. ❜
❛ i don’t expect you to understand. ❜
❛ i’m ready to die holding your hand. ❜
❛ i can’t hide how i feel about you inside. ❜
❛ i’d give everything up tonight, if i could just have you be mine. ❜
❛ i’d give up everything for you. ❜
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Round 1 Group 3
Agami heron - Agamia agami
Atlantic yellow-nosed albatross - Thalassarche chlororhynchos
Brown-necked raven - Corvus ruficollis
California gull - Larus californicus
Cassin's finch - Haemorhous cassinii
Crested fireback - Lophura ignita/rufa (L. ignita pictured)
Reblog with your choice and why!
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Random list of small Alastor Headcanons I have:
A list of small headcanons I have for Alastor, that I will probably expand once I think of more small headcanons. I might elaborate on some if asked lol.
One of the first things he did after dying and going to Hell was look for his mom. If he died before his mom, he waited a fifty years or so to be sure she would've died before beginning to search. This was because he didn't want his mom to go to Hell, and at the same time, if she did he wanted to be there to protect her. However, he hasn't found her in the many years he's been there, so he's assumed she's gone to Heaven. He still keeps an eye out, though, for anybody who reminds him of her. After all, people change forms after dying, so he has to actively talk to those people to see if they're his mother.
He likes cats just to spite people who like dogs. He doesn't actually like cats for any other reason besides that. They're just animals to him. It's more so the fact that he associates dogs with his death, and since cats are often seen as the opposite of dogs, he likes them.
When he was alive he loved dogs. He saw them as being loyal animals, especially once trained. He never got a dog, though, because he thought he wouldn't have the patience to actually care for a pet.
He's very narcissistic (ofc), but he's the type of narcissist that secretly hates himself in certain aspects. The parts about himself that he loves, such as being an extremely powerful overlord, very popular while he was alive, and seeing himself as intelligent, make up for any parts of himself that he hates, though, which is why he loves himself more than anyone else. The things he hates about himself are a secret he'd never let anyone in on, no matter what, though, unless he were to somehow have a mental break down. So, nobody can really tell that he hates any aspects of himself.
Many radio show hosts dress up to get into character. So, Alastor's coat getting torn didn't anger him because he likes the coat. He couldn't care less about the coat itself, which is part of why it is torn up. He cared because he saw it as an attack on his radio persona (which he's practically become, since he constantly sounds like he's hosting his show when talking), and since it was extremely important to him in life and his popularity while hosting the show was an ego boost, felt like a personal attack.
He doesn't like kids. He thinks they're annoying most of the time. However, for some reason, the thought of young children committing terrible crimes like murder or something genuinely creeps him out a little. He thinks it might be because he sees them as annoying, but is also well aware that a child's imagination isn't always as "happy-go-lucky, rainbows and innocent" as many adults like to believe.
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Lesser known small mammals (or mammals whenever i bring up people have no idea what im talking about)
Quoll ..a carnivorous marsupial native to Australia that spends most of the day sleeping in its dens. there have been 111 recorded events of quolls eating human remains (x) (pictured here is a spotted-tail quoll)
Numbat..an insectivorous marsupial from Australia that is diurnal (or is primarily active during the day). unlike other mammals that primarily eat termites, they have a jaw with 50 very small teeth. they live in tree hollows and block the openings with the thick hide of their rump
Hyrax ..a small thickset herbivorous mammal that is more closely related to elephants and sea cows than pikas and marmots. theyre found in africa, and they have rubbery paw pads that help them climb up rocks (this is a rock hyrax)
Solenodon... a venomous, insectivorous little mammal that is easily provoked into a frenzy of squeaking and biting. it uses echolocation to compensate for its poor eyesight, and females have two teats almost located on its backside (above is a cuban solenodon)
Sengi (elephant shrews (or better known as the get a look at the snout species))...is another insectivore that is more closely related to elephants than true shrews. they live in southern Africa and have relatively large brains for their size (a respectable 11 inches) (this is a black and rufous sengi)
Tenrec..omnivorous little mammal that lives in land, sea, underground, and in trees. there are many different subspecies of tenrec that can look like hedgehogs, opossums, rats, and shrews (this is one is a lowland streaked tenrec from madagascar)
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