You know, it isn’t even his. What do you mean? The pirate story is Bernard’s. I’ve heard him tell it before. That bit about the first mate I’ve heard before, too. Jeffries, I think. Can’t remember. Can’t trust a fucking thing out of his mouth.
@usergif back to cool event, #2: color [...] ft. DIEGO HARGREEVES
↳ You remember that vigilante shit I used to do? Yeah. Bargain Batman. You know, you guys all laugh, but that shit helped me, man. Kicking assholes in their assholes is like therapy, but for cool people.