#smart ass

[dracofeb]

Stardew Valley - Lewis' problem

My time has arrived. Shenanigans abound!

#stardew valley 1.6 #stardew farmer #stardew valley #stardew valley lewis #stardew valley mayor #shenanigans #memes #meme #smart ass #shorts

[acmeoop]

The Toon Patrol “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988)

#80s #amblin #disney #touchstone pictures #who framed roger rabbit #hybrid film #live action #animation #toon patrol #weasels #stupid #greasy #smart ass #psycho #wheezy #gif #character designs

[introvertedlass]

I hope some day when I find my forever person, I feel comfortable enough to be alone with him.

#smart ass #shade thrower #how is any of this believable

[slashingdisneypasta]

Smartass: *blocking his S/O exit* Heeey toots, where's the fire?

S/O: You know I have work today.

Smartass: Aww come on, baby doll I ain't gonna snitch if you won't.

S/O: If I stopped you working you'd get cranky.

Smartass: Suuure I would but it's my day off Angel Face. *deliberately lowers her briefcase and leans in real close* You know if anyone gives ya trouble I'll be there in two flips of a nickel.

S/O: ...yes.

Smartass: *moves her hair aside* Know anyone who's givin' ya trouble?

S/O: *giggles* Yes, you! *pulls his hat down over his eyes*

Smartass: ...Ya wound me, dollface.

S/O: Don't take tips from flirting from Greasy.

Smartass: You thinks dis is all his schtick? I'll have ya know that worked on a looootta dames when we used to hang out at da Ink and Paint Club. *lights cigar* Bought plenty'a drinks AND saw the skirts hit da floor at the end of the night. But I ain't braggin'. Love gets ya into trouble. These days I'm like you, a hard worker.

S/O: Aw, flattery. You're sweet when you want to be.

Smartass: Waaatch it, doll. Or I'll have youse arrested for 'deliergency.'

S/O: Punish me when I get home.

Smartass: *smirks and takes the cigar out and blows a perfect heart*

YOU CAUGHT ME LITERALLY THE M O M E N T I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO GET OFF THIS SITE AND GO TO SLEEP.

NOW I-

NOW I-

I'M GONNA BE DREAMING ABOUT THIS, MARK MY WORDS. XDD Oh my goddddddddddddd. Sweet? Charming? Day Off Smartass??

Why hello

#Smartass #Smart Ass #Smartass Weasel #smartass hey. hey smartass. ... wanna suck face? XD

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

I really got to appreciate my consistency of taste in men all my life. I never had a particular favorite cartoon character growing up, but I loved Pee Wee when I was tiny. Then, crushed on Craig Ferguson all through his late night show run and beyond, have a platonic love on Morrissey for 18 years, and now.....

My ultimate blorbo.

All of which follow the pattern of weird or grouchy man in a suit way older than me.

I just can't help it. I'm a sucker for a smart ass in a suit.

#stan pines #stanley pines #post about stan #grunkle stan #hunkle stan #pee wee #craig #morrissey #men in suits #weirdos #smart ass #silver fox

[soapgal-p]

The boss is frustrated by the high temperatures.

「 It's going to be the hottest, boss. 」

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#smart ass #greasy #toon patrol #my art

[random-xpressions]

Hard work seldom pays but smart work definitely pays. What's needed is not the age old pattern or repetition of same old methods. The world is in dire need for a change, an innovation. So whoever is the first to bring that takes the cake. Don't sweat your ass, just start using your wits...

Random Xpressions

#smart ass

[dragonofdarkness666]

Smart ass..

#superman #memes #ha ha ha #funny #smart ass

[sharlleglerg]

Max about 3-pedal historic cars:

I’d probably just drive what I have at the moment.

Meanwhile Charles:

#smart ass #charles leclerc #max verstappen #f1 #monaco historic gp 2022 #lestappen

[lovethepink247]

I know we just met, but the one thing I see in you that would keep me coming back is ME!

#me #mine #bored #random #funny #smart ass #random thoughts

[allieebobo]

Umm....... there's a bug in achievement when I beat Rayyan in strength test and jump test even then I do not get hulk achievement.

And what about the smart ass achievement

Thanks for the heads up!

There was a bug re: the jump test for taller than average people—I think I've fixed this now, but let me know if you're not taller than average and can't get the hulk achievement either.

Also, I had taken the smart ass achievement out and moved it to the later chapters - it should be working now! (It's during classes in the new early-release update!)

#ct:os #if #asks #bugs #college tennis: origin story #interactive fiction #achievements #smart ass #young hulk

[bopinion]

It's so hard not to complain about...

...the lack of style sitting around me on the commuter train.

...that instead of buying Twitter and ruining it, Elon Musk could have ended world hunger.

...the lack of willingness to learn on the part of some colleagues. To whom I will explain the same thing tomorrow as I did last week.

...the obsolescence of the US political class - on both sides of the alley.

...every correction my 15-year-old smart ass son has to make to my English. Mostly with good reason.

...that we prefer to search for living conditions on other planets than to secure them on earth.

...Neighbors running the gasoline engine while closing the garage door. Loading luggage. Or going back into the house again.

...the forgetfulness of history in Eastern European countries, which seems to lead to a real democracy backlash.

...the changes that age shows me in the mirror: the hair on my head decreases, the extent of my belly increases.

...climate change - every single day.

#thoughts #aperçu #funny #not funny #style #commuting #elon musk #twitter #world hunger #colleagues #obsolescence #us politics #both sides #smart ass #english #good reason #living conditions #other planets #neighbors #gasoline #eastern europe #democracy #backlash #changes #age #climate change #every single day #complaining

[highwaytothedangerzone502]

Phoenix, pointing to Hangman: Smartass.

Phoenix, pointing to Maverick: Badass.

Phoenix, point at Rooster: Dumbass.

Phoenix, pointing to herself: Nice ass.

#top gun #incorrect top gun quotes #incorrect quotes #phoenix #hangman #maverick #rooster #incorrect quote #smart ass #badass #dumbass #nice ass

[0gwen0]

#hermione granger #feminist #smart ass

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#emoji #emote #custom emoji #custom emote #discord emoji #discord emote #emojis #emotes #custom emojis #custom emotes #discord emojis #discord emotes #excitement #happy #smug #smart ass #emotions meme