#smart watches for Kids

[cookiep-cat]

NO MORE MR KNIFE GUY

#i love him sm hes so stupid /pos #im kidding hes very smart but ‘kniferrific’ got me rolling- #He was my favourite for a good while when i first watched II #he so silly #inanimate insanity #osc art #ii fanart #ii knife #object show community #my art

[ganondoodle]

said this on tiwtter too but im seriously at my limit, people go and be all like "oh my god young people have no idea of basic internet security omggggg" and the same person will immediately make an account on t/hreads that is stealing so much data from you its basically one step away from straight up kidnapping

i get we are all desperate, i really do, but i WILL judge you if you go and sign up for the literally shittiest app on earth thats really just a flimsy disguise of a bunch of data suckers in a trench coat

use tumblr, cohost, pillowfort, (the latter two also allow nsfw) ANYTHING but that suckerberg leech i am BEGGING you

idk how accurate it is but i saw the numbers of 75 MILLION sign ups for the threads bs, what the hell are you doing, i feel like im in one of those old anti technology comics were young people just walk off a cliff en masse bc they only look at their phone and nothing else while im the old guy in a chair watching them do it

#ganondoodles talks #are people seriously this blindly signing up for anything new a big -KNOWN SHITTY AF- corporation is putting out #isnt it literally just like insta but worse #like #if you dont like tumblrs layout or whatever theres also cohost #its basically like twitter but also has features of timblr #like having multiple blogs to on account #idk man i actually feel like im going crazy #what is this #this has made me feel more old than the knowledge that lil kids are doing a flat hand gesture for phones bc all they know are smart phones #if people are ACTUALLY making that thing be the next giant “”social media“” i will not forgive them #you will not peer pressure me there #-when i say at my limit im at my limit of desperate confusion watching people do the dumbest shit but going uwu the entire time doing it-

[sunshine-zenith]

TWO fairies who grant wishes for you? No, one fairy, plus the guy who lives in her house, hangs out with her when she’s working, and is legally bound to her by marriage

#fairly oddparents #cosmo/Wanda #timmy turner #wanda fairywinkle cosma #cosmo cosma #cy art #remy buxaplenty #cy fanart #I remember being a kid watching this show and thinking ‘it’s lowkey messed up that Timmy just gets two fairies just because they’re married’ #especially as Cosmo got flanderized from a cool street smart guy to The Idiot(tm) — how is he still qualified to #be basically a Magical Foster Parent For Kids In Need? #bam he was never qualified but not because he’s ‘not smart’ but because he was a rebel without a cause and now he relocates with his spouse #whenever she gets a new assignment #and if he grants a few wishes on the sly himself? it’s because He’s Above The Law

[tracing-lines-in-the-infinite]

I can't say I liked the fact that they caught onto the Lotus before entering but I did find it hilarious that they were truly convinced that if they just didn't eat any lotus flowers they'd be fine.

#like I do understand that these are smart kids #but watching percy have a few conversations and figure it out just from the words others said would have proven that as well #Grover searching for Pan was so much more heartbreaking than the human hunting one from the book #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians

[evilkitten3]

naruto crack au where kakashi manages to successfully drill the "never abandon your comrades" thing into team seven's heads

so when sasuke deserts naruto and sakura immediately desert with him. like he gets to the village gates and they're just waiting for him bags packed like "what took u so long we doing this or what"

he tries to get them to go back bc of course he does. "no you losers this is about me i'm going to kill my brother. also i'll have to kill my best friend for the super sharingan and you two are like the only people i talk to". but they do not listen. teamwork sasuke we will defeat your brother (OUR brother #communism) with the power of teamwork. just like kakashi-sensei said

suddenly orochimaru has to deal with three horrible little goblins with an even more codependent relationship than his old team

#naruto #team seven #orochimaru's favorite is sakura bc she's smart and respectful and gives kabuto headaches #kabuto's favorite is naruto bc he thinks he's funny #nobody's favorite is sasuke. he's fine with that tho #also sakura can still summon slugs she made a bet with tsunade ahead of time for the right to make the contract #kakashi keeps trying to get his team back but keeps approaching them one on one #which always ends in whoever he's talking to going ''i can't abandon my teammates sensei wtf'' #obito is watching all of this from the bushes and laughing his ass off #the sound five live bc. nobody bothered to tell tsunade team seven had left until it was way too late #orochimaru keeps her updated tho #every time kakashi tries to sneak in and steal his kids back oro sends him back with pictures of how they're doing #''little sakura-chan is making excellent progress with chakra scalpels! you must be so proud! oh wait'' #she hopes he dies #oro tells naruto who his parents are to spite jiraiya #unfortunately he does this when they're all still annoying little thirteen-year-old shitheads #so sakura and sasuke are both furious and don't talk to either of them for a day #they don't even know what they're mad about they're just Mad #meanwhile sakura's parents are happy to hear she's doing well and hope she writes soon #they don't. they don't really get the treason thing #team hebi/taka still forms ofc #it's an absolute disaster #sakura's a little sad when they finally ditch orochimaru bc she'd actually really enjoyed learning from him #like yeah he was an absolutely horrible human being but. she learned a lot! #he comes back later ofc #there's sorta an awkward moment when naruto finds out gaara got abducted and demands to go after him #sasuke: ok have fun #sakura: we're going too #sasuke: fuck #orochimaru: tell sasori i said hiiiii~ <3

[raifuujin]

“I just don't like Gosho's use of ideas nowadays” do you have some examples? I’ve been feeling the same but I still don’t have like articulate thoughts on it

Well, 'nowadays' has been for. About ten years, ish? The most glaring example that always sticks out in my mind is the Sun Halo MK chapters, with the complete and utter waste of the very common fanfic tropes of 'Aoko gets suspicions' and 'Kid gets injured around someone'. But it kind of matches the general problem I have with his writing that I don't think used to be this bad: He's trying to stuff too much around the strict case-by-case structure (or for MK, introducing the heist-by-heist structure) without actually giving anything focus. (And for MK it's so much worse because he writes it so rarely, that he makes everyone cameo every time but they tend to just get hand waves to whatever drama plot gets instigated by Kid having his next heist.)

For DC, it's the whole. 1) Overarching plot with the BO and suspects and 'here's the available suspects for who's involved with the BO that we introduce one at a time at the end of cases and then maybe leave more clues about them during future cases'. 2) Dangling character or relationship progress and then constantly pulling it away, usually as a joke. 3) When we do occasionally get some of the major plot, it's all at once and then maybe mentioned once in the next case, but otherwise completely dropped. (Amuro and Akai and Kudo tea party tease also lingers as a 'Gosho is just evil at this point'.) Basically rigid structure that doesn't allow for much of the subplots aside from breadcrumbs.

For the current situation, it's also tied into interview comments. Which. have no bearing on the story until he actually uses them. But instead of even that, the movie gets exciting stuff instead and puts it in a giant limbo of is it meant to be canon or not, because no one has been able to settle on that for any movie, even as some details get connected back to the manga more and more.

It's bad writing. Gosho has been a bad writer for a long time, and it's kinda just getting worse. It's my opinion that it's because he tries to have his case after case after case (because mystery manga), and then stuff little bits of everything else in the seams, whether it works well with the case he's writing or if it's a good delivery or (more usually) it's just. Kinda tacked on.

It's partially because of time investment, partially because I have low standards of entertainment, and partially because I want to see how it all ends that I stick with DC. MK is. Similar, but hurts more because I really hate how it morphed into the DC structure when old MK had more you could do with it. Gosho will never drop his rigid case-by-case structure at this point, but it really would be better if he did at this point. Things need development that they're not allowed to have. Or at least smooth out the lines between his hints. And stop with Heiji and Kazuha, just. God. Stop. Is this how people felt about Kid appearances? I feel like at least when people were mad about Kid, they knew nothing was going to happen from the get go, the romance 'tease' is just painful.

#dc thoughts #It's really just a general feeling that I know Gosho /can't/ write drama that well #The writing style he's picked really doesn't allow him to; whether he /could/ write it well or not #So I don't like him going for an idea that sounds like a fanfic idea #Because it's never going to be as fun to watch as just. A fanfic. Because fanfic writers don't have to stick to genre or anything #/They/ can take time to explore character dynamics and implications and direct continuation of the idea into multiple chapters #Gosho literally /can't/ do it. At best; it's okay. At worst; it makes all the characters look so much worse #Because the characters are smart or dumb to allow whatever situation Gosho wants to happen /right then/ #Because he can't wait too long to properly build up fun little ideas; he just smashes them in and moves on #(The Fairy Lip heist is also lingering. Most of what sticks in mind is Kid; as per usual)

[mitskijamie]

Speaking of. Ted Lasso truly does have some of the worst kid dialogue I’ve ever seen on television. Like when 9 year old Phoebe was like “it’s understandable. You were only together a year, and most relationships can’t even survive one major career change, let alone two.” have you never met a child in your entire life

#oc #I get that Phoebe is supposed to be precocious and weirdly smart but like #no 9 year old (not even the smartest 9 year old in the world) is capable of that level of emotional maturity and wisdom #to formulate a thought like that ​you need life experience and social-emotional skills that no child has #a year is over 10% of her entire lifespan wdym ‘you were only together a year’. a year is an ETERNITY to a little kid #and I know it’s a joke but as an ed student bad kid dialogue is just my pet peeve #watching a comedy like ‘she is not fucking developmentally capable of that’

[dostyaak]

I love the different types of Youtubers/Streamers playing YTTD

Theres the ones who use 100% of their brains to create theories and to understand the puzzles

And theres the ones who are having the time of their lives just goofin' around with the characters and saying the most unhinged shit

And i love both

#YTTD #Your Turn To Die #I've been watching JohneAwesome gameplays and i love how much of a silly dude he is #And i also watched Bagi (A Brazillian Streamer) and i love how smart she was to unsderstand the plot points #Honestly when i played i was completely goofin around #The whole playthrough I was laughing at everything #And having moments of cute agression with the kids #These kids man... #They're too sweet

[socksandbuttons]

oh i read this fanfiction!

#and the sequel where she has toast #no longer u can find this fic but i remember it #anyway her parents arent terrible. her mom actually admits giving her kids what they want #cause SHE didnt get anything when she was younger. which is... super nice of her #kukis dad is just a bit of a perfectionist but not the worst. #how they ground mushi tho for like what was it again??? a long time??? mushis evil tho so technically not her parents fault #i havent watched it i just got vivid memory of that one fic and how terrible inaccurate it was #also sonia died in that???? im mad about that still #but the sequel..... LORD THE SEQUEL #never over the joke about toast and numbuh 2 #knd talk #absolutely no called for a knd post but i just #TOXIC OPTIMISMMMM I CANNOTTTT #that is such title im like???? 'so u didnt watch the show' #kuki being optimistic and carefree and (pretending) to be a little airheaded #that girl is feirce AND smart when she needs to be and tries to be fun #its not until mushi basically betrays her that she goes 'hmn.... wait a minute' #ALSO ALSO MUSHI WAS ALREADY FAKING BEFORE THE DINNER EPISODES #WE KNOW THIS. IN OP I THINKE IT WAS OP SPACE #THE ONE WITH THEM TRYING TO SAVE SOME PILOTS AND CREE WAS ON BOARD #yeyeyeyey mushi was already geared up to be dasterdly #anyway ANYWAY enough of knd rambling

[tanjir0se]

You could convince me to watch the *checks notes* loser rangers anime? 👀

SKCNCJSKSK!!!!!!

Were you a Power Rangers kid??? Are you over-saturated and bored by modern superhero media?? Do you long for a fresh take on the “dark side” of Sunday Morning cartoons that ISN’T grimdark and irony poisoned and lame?? Do you like absolutely incompetent cringefail losers and their hot murder girlfriends???!!? Then come on down to…

✨GO! GO! LOSER RANGER!✨

We’ve got it all! :

Protagonist that just fucking sucks at everything

Like. Really REALLY fucking sucks. At everything. Cant even figure out how to eat food. Hates everyone and has no friends. He’s just like me fr.

He’s like if Sasuke was the worst ninja ever like couldn’t even throw a kunai but still thought he was better than everyone else and kept the exact same pretentious attitude. I’m obsessed with him.

A fun, unique twist on the Power Rangers-esque Sunday Morning cartoons of our childhood that pokes fun at the 90s era camp of that genre of media while still feeling genuinely heartfelt and respectful to the spirit of the source material it’s satirizing

If villain bad, why sexy?

Hot Murder Lady

Genuinely just like a fun silly plot that isn’t too serious (yet) and can be enjoyed casually (or not casually if you’re a freak like I am) and really hits different if you were a power rangers kid like I was

Cool animation with a unique style that feels like a lot of love went into it

Did I mention if villain bad, why sexy??

HIBIKI SAKURAMA💅🏻💕💖💖🌸🌸

OOOHHHH YOU WANNA WATCH GO! GO! LOSER RANGER SOOOOO BAD

#go! go! loser ranger! #loser ranger #it’s silly and fun and fighter D is my special special little guy #the absolute PEAK of ‘you’re stupid. I like that in a man’ #just sucks so much forever but in a sweet never give up kind of way #(he should give up) #also one of my pet peeves is like. antihero media that just tries way too hard to be edgy #like ‘ooh what if.. Superman BAD actually??? please clap I am very smart’ #and this is like. in the same vein I GUESS but the key difference to me is #it keeps the same lighthearted and fun tone of the original media it’s making fun of #so it’s more like an homage to it rather than trying only to just tear it apart #less ‘haha the 90s were sooo stupid am I right guys? but not like me I am very smart check out all this blood’ #and more ‘damn this was kinda silly huh! well let’s get a little sillier :)’ #me and Cam are watching it religiously as former power rangers kids #and we love it

[ohmnnnezz]

i think they kissed too

#ohmnanon #patpran #ourskyy x bad buddy #ohm pawat #nanon korapat #omg i havent been here in so long it changed so much #i can't stop replaying this scene #like just pran said its the heat of the moment the kiss would happen #pat was smart here i give kudos to him.. he made that quick move and won #i literally punched my bed when i was watching it live #pran u mf-er sucked the hell out of that kiss although he pushed pat #who are you kidding #love the lighting love the warmth of the candle light but its looking ugly here #my last post was the trailer and here i am giffing the actual show.. gosh time flies #ohmnanongifs

[emmafallsinlove]

literati au where liz abandoned jess at luke’s dinner at the age of 10 because she couldn’t deal with this kid anymore, so luke took him in because honestly what else would he do? but also. lorelai loves jess so much because she’s saw him grown from this really 10 years old angry kid to this annoying teenager who asks her “how many coffee you had today, lorelai?” and she’d be like “not enough, jessie” and just. jess is always welcome at the gilmore’s household because at this point he is family and when liz danes comes back and saying she’s sorry and she wants to do right by him, lorelai literally yells at her that maybe, just maybe, she shouldn’t have left the kid outside of luke’s in the middle of the winter at 4am in the morning.

#also jess and rory as childhood friends? but this time lorelai LOVES HIM #he is always welcome at her house #she’s always checking on him #making sure he’s okay after a long day at school #she knows he wants to ditch most of the time because he’s super smart so she let him help her at the inn #if he promises to study #jess and rory hanging out with lorelai watching movies on friday nights #jess doesn’t tolerate dean which makes lorelai doesn’t tolerate him either so dean basically doesn’t exist in this universe #just….. lorelai cares for jess and sees him more than a troubled kid #he’s like a son to her and she wants him to be with rory 😭 #lorelai gilmore #jess mariano #luke danes #rory gilmore #jess x rory #literati #gilmore girls #or speaks now

[deadcrowcalling]

me remembering exams start next week

#they start on a MONDAY #in first period like bruh #at least give me a day to mentally prepare myself #and because of how the exam schedule is set this year i've got to do MATH first thing in the morning #bro it's gonna be like 8:00 AM #and i'm gonna have to do math #i'm literally like a few years away from being an adult and i still don't know my 7's and 8's times tables #like i know 1-6 but that's it bro #how am i supposed to do math at 8 in the morning broo 😭 #i am NOT finding the area of that shape fuck you #i want to be asleep in my bed not drawing triangles with the old broken protractors #i am not fixing to do math that early in the morning i'm sorry im not #it is 8 AM BRO i want a BAGEL and to watch reruns of FRIENDS while im half awake #not doing MATH #FUCK MATH BROO #i hate math #im yapping im sorry #yap yap yap #i hate math so much #i'm dropping out istg #but i cant #gotta finish the end of year exams for neil 😔 #do it for neil guys #gays can't do math #i sure can't #wheres cameron when you need him #can bro come do my homework #at least help me do it pls #that's all i ask #wheres a smart ginger kid when you need em

[throttlegainwell]

Btw, still not over secret nerd Joyce "let me just check out all these physics books to understand this strange phenomenon I've observed" Byers.

#joyce byers #stranger things #she's so fucking smart #this woman is a nerd deep down i know she is #she was an original trekker i absolutely know this in my heart #when next gen came out she definitely made her kids watch it too #just so she'd have someone to talk to about it #because hopper doesn't get that shit at all

[im-overstimulated-and-im-sad]

Sky High is a movie that should be viewed at least once a year, so for the best several months anytime there is a lull or you meet a new person you can start off with “CAN YOU BELIEVE that Sky High did not get a sequel or a follow up series or anything!”

#sky high #cause that is a travesty #this movie is so good #it is an underrated bop #the group of sidekicks #and the mean kids #and the social commentary #this is one of those movies where it’s like whoever wrote this is crazy smart #and the twist #that twist #go watch it again #it is that good #michael angarano #danielle panabaker #warren peace #will stronghold #nicholas braun #kurt russell #gwen grayson #mary elizabeth winstead