Shadow: Wake the fuck up, doctor. We've got a world to burn.
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Shadow, addressing Sonic, Tails and Knuckles after telling them his plan: Now, you can either join me against humanity, or you can DIE SCREAMING ALONGSIDE THEM!
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*Shadow is being hunted by Tails*
Shadow: Strange things are afoot in the Circle K.
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Shadow: What were you expecting?
Sonic: I dunno?! A happier ending? For everyone involved?!
Shadow: Here? For folks like us? Wrong world. Wrong people.
most underrated joke in subspace dubbed over is when trophy!luigi reacts to "wario gonna win" with "gonna win what?" and wario says "gonna win wario" with the exact cadence of a youtube poop sentence mixing the previous "wario gonna win"
Inklings and Simon Belmont both appear in Smash Bros.
Respawn points are canonically a real technology in the Splatoon universe, and it's impossible for an Inkling to permanently die while they're synchronised with one.
Simon Belmont is canonically Christian.
This information in mind, I want you to imagine Simon Belmont trying to explain the miracle of the Resurrection to an Inkling.
I love fighting game rosters because its like here’s the most attractive woman you’ve ever seen. Here’s an absolute freak of nature. Here’s a beautiful trans woman. Here’s a very gay young man. Here’s the coolest guy you’ve ever seen and he’s wielding a big sword. Heres a gorgeous nonbinary person. Here’s just a creature. Here’s a man who probably doesn’t know what fractions are. Here’s a guy where if he touches you you die instantly. Here’s a lesbian that likes to kick you
It's my birthday (when I ask this), so can I please have some Luigi quotes?
Sorry this is late, but happy birthday.
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Luigi: People call me a coward, but this simply isn't true! I'm a bit dramatic, yes, but I'll face whatever I'm afraid of! There's only one thing I'm afraid of, and that's my wife.
Mario: Is that why you're hiding inside Peach's and mine's chimney?
Luigi, sinking deeper into the chimney: I ate Daisy's corn chips and I'm giving her a few hours to calm down.
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Luigi, very drunk: Oh sure, Shadow get's Mr. Keanu "Breathtaking" Reeves, but whaddo I get? Mr. Talks like a Meth addicted Squirrel!
Daisy, patting his back: At least he has stage presence, babe!
Luigi, holding a picture of Mark Hamill to his chest: I COULDA BEEN EVERYTHING!