#smeyer meme

[fuckmeyer]

Isabella Swan, Local Vampire Fucker & Werewolf Lover, wants you to know she's Cautious and Responsible

#LOVE THIS BITCH!!!!!!!! #this line made me literally lol #girl what the HELL are you talking about???????? you jumped off a cliff like 3 weeks ago!!!!!! get help!!!!! #the twilight renaissance #twilight renaissance #twilight #twilight saga #the twilight saga #bella swan #edward cullen #jacob black #twilight meme #twilight eclipse #fun fact! her lack of self-awareness is ultimately what denies Bella the chance to examine her relationship w/ Renee & by extension Edward! #which would be a cool detail if Twilight was lowkey aware that it's a horror saga but sadly smeyer does not acknowledge this at all... #eclipse read

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

She’s a 4 but you can’t hear her thoughts and she wears a long khaki skirt

#twilight meme #twilight saga #twilight #bella swan #edward cullen #twihard #twilight renessaince #fuck smeyer #breaking dawn #twilight renaissance #midnight sun #twilight resurgance #alice cullen #bella cullen #rosalie hale #twilight revival #rose could step on my throat and ud say thank you #eclipse #jasper whitlock #jacob black

[railmerosalie]

*Edward and Bella about to happily get married*

Jacob: hey Bella, is this dude bothering you ??

#twilight #twilight meme #edward cullen #bella swan #edward and bella #twilight memes #fuck smeyer #twilight shitpost #breaking dawn #twilight saga #jacob black #i like jacob i swear #only in new moon qnd twilight he can choke in the rest

[personalheroin]

bella rolling a joint up in her bedroom after edward left her in the woods but this time she walked home like a normal person.

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight saga #bella swan #twilight renaissance #jacob black #edward cullen #alice cullen #jasper hale #twilight imagine #twilight new moon #twilight wolf pack #emmett cullen #rosalie hale #twilight meme #twilight revival #smeyer #team jacob

[unamedherlochnessmonster]

Is emmets power really "superstrength" or is he just too stupid to figure out his actual powers

#u cant convince me that all the cullens have cool powers except for emmett #but even if he did have psychic powers it would still be smth kinda dumb like #making ppl trip #twilight #twilight renaissance #smeyer #twilight meme #twihards #twilight renewal #twilight saga #breaking dawn #new moon #emmett cullen #emmett

[dead-vape]

Stephenie Meyer, unfortunately the author of the Twilight saga, has three brothers. Their names are Jacob, Paul, and Seth. Bella is undoubtedly a self insert character, and was given the name because that’s what Stephenie wanted to name her daughter. Do with this information what you will.

#twilight #new moon #eclipse #breaking dawn #twilight lore #stephenie meyer #twilight series #twilight saga #bella swan #edward cullen #jacob black #twilight meme #did smeyer wanna fuck her brother? #or did she want him to fuck her non existent daughter #I hate twilight but it’s my favorite

[thebullensshitposting]

Vampire MRI

So, I (the older of the two idiots running this blog) have been having some health issues and had to have several MRIs done for them. Now, obviously laying in a big magnetic tube for 3 hours in total isn't exactly exciting. So what do you do? You let your mind wander.

Anyway, to the point:

If a vampire was to get an MRI done, what would we see, or what wouldn't we see? Like imagine dear Edward going into that tube, would he just look solid on the images? Would he maybe not be visible at all? Maybe he's magnetic and stuck until Carlisle has to explain in some mind boggling way why the machine has to be turned off, even though they never do that.

#twilight saga #the twilight saga #twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight renessaince #twilight meme #carlisle cullen #edward cullen #health #mri scan #mri #questions #smeyer #stephenie meyer #are vampires glorified living rocks?

[fluorescent-bulbs]

Esme and Emmett collectively had a ABBA phase, I just know it. They were throwing down to Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight revival #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight meme #emmett cullen #esme cullen #bella swan #edward cullen #rosalie hale #alice cullen #jasper hale #isabella swan #smeyer #the cullens #carlisle cullen

[embrythecall]

#twilight #twilight saga #twilight rennaisance #the twilight saga #twilight series #stephenie meyer #smeyer #breaking dawn #new moon #eclipse #jane #volturi #edward cullen #meme #funny #shitpost

[whydoistilllikethehost]

Parasite [affectionate] and host [feral]

Thanks so much to @prismaprimrose for the request! Gotta say you were completely right about these two being this meme lol 

Also, reminder that I am always happy to receive the Host drawing requests! 

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#smeyer's the host #wanda #wanderer #melanie stryder #mel #barbie and ken mugshot #meme #the host meme #the host fanart #loved loved loved doing this

[bellasnokia]

Me reading/watching every twilight saga book/movie:

#bellasnokia #anything’s possible but you’re just too mormon to admit it smeyer #bellice #twilight renaissance #twilight shitposting #twilight memes

[bitterblued]

new 9/11 domino effect just dropped

#it goes like this: 9/11 happens gerard way witnesses it mcr is formed mcr partially inspired smeyer to write twilight which subsequently #blows up twilight movies are made with rpatz as edward rpatz career blows up eventually he stars in a christopher nolan movie called tenet #at the tenet wrap party rpatz gifts cnolan american prometheus which is the oppenheimer biography that inspired him to make the film. scene. #cm.txt #memes #oppenheimer #barbenheimer #oppenheimer film

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

#twilight saga #twilight #bella swan #edward cullen #twihard #twilight renessaince #fuck smeyer #breaking dawn #twilight renaissance #midnight sun #twilight resurgance #alice cullen #bella cullen #rosalie hale #twilight meme #twilight revival #rose could step on my throat and ud say thank you #eclipse #jacob black #jasper whitlock #fresh memes

[railmerosalie]

I did the thing

#twilight #twilight meme #edward cullen #bella swan #edward and bella #twilight memes #fuck smeyer #twilight shitpost #breaking dawn #twilight saga #jacob black

[rosaalee]

stephenie meyers when she was writing James

#my meme #twilight meme #james twilight saga #twilight saga #stephenie meyer #smeyers

[unamedherlochnessmonster]

So when bella goes to prom, shes wearing a cast on one leg and a stiletto on the other. Smeyer how tf do you think legs work. Bella legit just limped throughout the entire prom no wonder shes pissed at edward for forcing her to go with him

#i could also imagine her wearing a cast with a stiletto like in inglorious bastards #this was not smeyers brightest moment #twilight #twilight renaissance #smeyer #twilight meme #twihards #twilight renewal #bella swan