(this is all satire btw)
“THERES A SPIDER!!!!”
And he went to Brazil 😐
Where the fuck has Clint been? If anyone could help Wanda it’s him
Im on my way to work, b i t ch
anyways i replied but this ask is so aggressive i might die smh i shouldnt have responded ✋
just thinking abt having a sick day, aran coming home from practice to find you passed out not even bothered to cover up. laying in nothing but one of his team hoodies and clinging onto one of his pillows.
making dinner for you, something the help battle the ick you’re feeling and then showering with you after. washing your body slowly, treating you delicately as not to make any pain worse.
aran who rubs you down with lotion before getting one of his clean shirts for you to sleep in. tucking you into bed before going to clean up after himself. coming back with medicine and wrapping himself around you while you nod back off to sleep.
why my ask box empty??? hello??
i didn’t even delete them
hoy me dijo mi mama que en mexico (mi padre esta allá para ver su ma este semana) los vendedores llegan a las casas para vender comido y otras cositas para que nadie se sale de la casa y pues 😭ahora quiero regresarme jajaja
I had the audacity to sink into this tiny corner on my bed. I’m a little bigger than the hole but it swallowed me up and I was under the bed… I couldn’t get out 😆😭
Prince Charles presses for face-to-face meeting with Joe Biden to discuss climate change ‘at the earliest opportunity’
LMAO, no, sweetheart, you’ll be talking to the cackler, Kamala Harris. But really, folks, Joe Biden needs to pay homage to the world king on behalf of the Great Reset. Don’t forget to kiss the ring, Joe.
Thank you, Anon
People who ship SpyScout need to be put on an international watch list, banned from flying, and jailed for life. I’m sick of these weirdos
this show would be 2x better if we just took half the men away and i will stand by that. starting with sam. remember that dumb episode with the park designer? that episode was such a waste. and if you’re not gonna introduce new female character maybe actually develop the ones you already have.
wow past me was so kind to write: “[insert bad dream here]” instead of y'know actually writing the dream lmao
holy fuck my hands are shaking so bad for no reason. why does shit like this always happen to me
it took me so long to type this cause i’m shaking so bad
tia sent me the new wei song and apparently i’ve been saying the name wrong this whole time 🤠
Why are porn bots contacting my vampire sideblog he’s not interested
maybe I really do just have a big sweet tooth but I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad ice cream flavor hmm 🤔
ahahah i definitely wasn’t freaking out about tk’s baby to the point where i didn’t realise i was watching the wrong stream
josh and razor i am so sorry
the lower half of the grid is definitely wrong, and no one asked for this, but i made it for some reason. Hello
@yukikorogashi (for Itsuki)
“I’m sorry, kiddo should I ‘ve asked the door POLITELY if it wanted me ta’ blow it off with dynamite first~?” The tone was teasing ━ no one was inside at risk of being hurt, and the girl had shocked Ashe if nothing else. Crimson eyes hone is as she leans down some to meet eye level with the child.
“You ain’t squattin’ in this old dump are ya’?” A genuine question, stray kids, orphans, children with nowhere to go or runaways in general tended to hang around abandoned lots, Ashe would know. Soon after being EXILED from her own family, she spent a lot of time using old building as shelter when she couldn’t get enough cash together to find somewhere better. She was still steadying Deadlock’s reputation at that time, before they had a nice cozy hideout. So maybe she was a bit empathetic. “… ‘Cause it might be LESS comfy without the door now.”