#smh don’t worry king i saw them all killing each other for the stygian tiger amulet in the opening scene ❤️

[lanzhancore]

wei ying’s priorities are so funny he saw someone drawing bad pics of the yiling laozu and he’s like how DARE you make him ugly this is BLATANT misrepresentation 1 week later he meets baby mianmian she’s like “we were night hunting for the yiling laozu, who my mother says would never harm the innocent” and wei ying is like “damn stay safe out there i hear he eats kids :/“

#mdzs #cql #wangxian #the untamed #he’s like i can excuse unfounded murder allegations but i draw the line at not going down in history as Sexy #the lack of enthusiasm he has for defending himself in his second siege era is so funny #sizhui asks if he sent kidnappers to tie them up on their night hunt he’s like ‘sizhui u know i don’t have that kind of money’ #‘don’t ask me no stupid question’ #when people from angry mob number 2 are listing his atrocities he’s just stood there like 😐 next to lwj who is like 😐 at a 30 degree angle #they’re like WEI WUXIAN 3000 PEOPLE DIED AT NIGHTLESS CITY AND ITS UR FAULT and he’s like how r y’all gonna disrespect the dead like thsi #acting like i alone am a match for 3 thousand cultivators .... #smh don’t worry king i saw them all killing each other for the stygian tiger amulet in the opening scene ❤️ #my stuff #text