#smh dumbass

[eff-plays]

If you ever see me delete posts shortly after posting them, that's because sometimes my post-post clarity hits and I realize eh, that one wasn't as good as when I wanted to write it.

#blog stuff #a lot of cases like this #i just go 'noo this doesn't fit the vibe actually' #also can i be real ... i get a tiny dopamine hit when i delete posts #it's like i trick my brain into thinking it's being productive by 'organizing' something #smh dumbass

[iggylici0us]

Why do I do this to myself....

#sure let's start bunny cupcakes for the bake sale at 8pm #that's a good idea #smh dumbass #caoimhe bakes #caoimhe speaks

[triona-tribblescore]

Its like miraculous ladybug with how bad his vision is- (Died over the layout good luck trying to read it in order im sorry- TwT <3)

#*angel with helmet* Val: “A sexy biker sinner!” #*angel takes off helmet* Val: “ANGEL THE SEXY BIKER SINNER?!” #hes a fuckhead dumbass smh #feel free to send in any biker angel sudgesstions/requests and I might draw them :> #or tell me if this is getting old fast cause its literally the most basic shit ever XDD <3 #anyway if you see this i hope you have a lovely wonderful day :') <3 #MWAH!! #<3 #tribbleart #angel dust #husk #husker #vox #valentino #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #velvette #huskerdust #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel comic #hazbin hotel fanart #biker angel

[statusexile]

[tw: exhibitionism, humiliation kink, gangbang]

You’re a barrack bunny and you’re feeling extra horny today. So, you decide to wear a white t-shirt with “play with my clit for $5” scribbled on it and strut around the quarter. Best believe everyone will line up in no time.

Soap will be the first in line. He dives right in with his tongue, eagerly lapping and circling around your sensitive bud making you pant and squirm. You grabbed a fistful of his hair, shoving his face deeper into your cunt and he gladly obliged, licking and sucking it like his life depends on it.

Ghost’s rough, calloused fingers dig into your cunt as he mercilessly pinching and slapping your swollen clit, determined to see how quickly he could make you cum just by stimulating the bud alone. He doesn’t even bother to say anything as he only stares back right at you, watching you revel in agony. You’re begging him to stop but it only falls on deaf ears as your puffy cunt throbs under his touch.

Price and Gaz will be taking it slow, savoring every moment with you. They’ll soothe your swollen bud by rubbing it slowly and gently while telling how good you are for them. Delicately inserting their fingers inside your warm, welcoming pussy, eliciting moans from you as they shower you with praises.

Konig and Horangi, oof, they would be so fucking cruel. They would absolutely torture and abuse it like it’s a fucking stress toy. Konig would brutally stretch your swollen cunt to its limits with his hands while Horangi films it, zooming in on your pulsating and swollen sex. Horangi will use a vibrator right on your clit with maximum speed while Konig inserts three of his fingers deep inside you, earning a piercing scream from your throat. He thrusts his digits with relentless force, causing you to sob in pain. His fingers are so thick it feels like he shoved his entire fist. You screamed so loud that Horangi has to forcefully silence your cries by shoving his cock into your mouth while Konig continues to fingers you without mercy.

The men will parade you around the quarter like a prized possession. You’re only allowed to wear your scribbled t-shirt from earlier and nothing else. Ghost dragged you around by the hair, exposing you to the leering eyes of every military personnel who will use you as nothing more but a public glory hole for their pleasure. Price puffing on his cigar as he collects the payment while his subordinates ravage and violated your now numb cunt. And when you finally passed out, Konig will fuck you ruthlessly until you wake up and ready to be used again. :3

#my dumbass accidentally deleted this smh #shaf brainrots #task force 141 x reader #task force 141 smut #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #gaz x reader #captain price x reader #john price x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #soap x reader #konig x reader #könig x reader #horangi x reader #cod mw2 x reader #call of duty #call of of duty modern warfare 2 smut #cod x reader #tw: dark content

[avisisisis]

Seeing people saying that Satoru doesn't actually care about Suguru and that the only reason Kenjaku caught him was bc he was surprised to see a person he killed alive is fucking wild, man

Like. Gojo's entire life revolves around Geto. The entire series happens because he loved Suguru too much to kill him, even though he knew he would have to do it eventually. The world literally went to shit because he wasn't over him

Geto Suguru's life would be completely unimportant to the story without Gojo Satoru, and Gojo Satoru's would be completely unimportant without Geto Suguru. They complement each other. They need each other

Two male betta fishes can't coexist. They will fight and one will die. They can't see each other — even if they're in different tanks, they won't be able to live. They'd eventually tire each other out, resulting in death. The only way for Satoru and Suguru's lives to be able to continue without the other would've been for them to never have met at all. And they can't be together. Not now, not ever again. Not while they're still alive. Not after everything that's happened

The entire story revolves around their relationship. Yuuji is a boy who ate a curse('s finger[s]), and Megumi is the prodigy who befriends him. Satoru is a prodigy, the strongest, and Suguru, the boy whose technique is eating curses, befriends him. The Jujutsu Kaisen story is all about parallels and they all connect to fucking Satosugu. It's all about them

The only reason Kenjaku's plan worked is because the body he used didn't belong to some random person Gojo killed, it worked because the body he used was Geto Suguru's, Gojo's one and only, his best friend. He must be thinking “Thank god they're gay” right now lmao

Gojo fucking hesitated. He hesitated multiple times when it came to Geto. He was supposed to kill him, yet he let him go. He has the Six Eyes, he could've easily tracked him down. He probably could tell if he was nearby (he can recognize Suguru from his scent) and just didn't go looking for him. And he could've so very easily escaped the trap that was set up for him, he was going to run away from it because we see him about to take that step but then Suguru's body shows up and says “Yo, Satoru!” with Suguru's voice and Satoru freezes and hesitates

They weren't able to let go of each other even after years of being separated (like a decade). When they meet, Suguru still greets Satoru warmly

Suguru is pretty much Satoru's moral code. He was the only person Satoru took at least mildly seriously pre-Toji (and we know Satoru just didn't do serious back then). He actually took his words to heart. He was kind, of course (especially from Suguru's PoV, since he's the person that knows him most), and not a bad person, but he wasn't nice. Suguru was always the ‘nice(r) one’, the one who actually had a moral code, while Satoru was more of an asshole to literally everyone and everything (some more, some less), thinking he and Suguru were above everyone else

When Suguru finally snaps (which, honestly. Fair) and goes genocidal (not so fair), Satoru slowly starts to be somewhat nicer and starts applying Suguru's old moral code to his own being — their roles weren't exactly reversed, but now they're not together anymore, so they might as well be. And Suguru was shown for having faith in the school and its system while it was Satoru the one who absolutely abhorred the higher-ups and all kinds of authority, but then it ended up with Suguru being the one to leave and become a cult leader with the blood of hundreds on his hands while Satoru was the one that stayed behind in the same place of the people he despises so much

(Imagine someone saying something like “Sometimes I doubt you even have a moral code” and Gojo answers with “Oh, my best friend my one and only is pretty much my moral code. He went homicidal a while back but it's okay haha” “...Actually, that explains a few things”)

Gojo doesn't have a god complex, but I wouldn't blame him if he did. I mean, he might as well be the closest thing to god human beings have ever seen. He used to put himself above everyone else, when he was a teenager. He thought that, the higher he was, the more he could do. And no one was better than him. But not Suguru. Back then, it wasn't “I'm the strongest” it was “We're the strongest and “We're the best” and “We're the ones that will beat you” and “We're the duo” and it was all about “us, us, us, us, us” instead of “me, me, me, me” like people thought it was — they were a pair. They still are

We know people thought and still think of Gojo as a weapon. As something that must be controlled, because on the moment he decides he doesn't want to be around them anymore, he could just straight up kill then without any effort (but getting rid of people in positions of power only gets other people in positions of power and it'll be a neverending story, and Gojo knows this so he's trying to do his best to fix it all through the younger generation, by letting them live). And we also know that Suguru is one of the very few people who did not believe that at all

Like their personalities and characters and stories and literally everything, their names complement each other. Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru are such similar names, I get them mixed up all the time (the amount of times I've called them “Gojo Suguru” and “Geto Satoru” is embarassing. Also, “Saturu”. “Goto”. “Gejo”. Ugh). Both of their last names start with a G, end with an O and have 4 letters. Both of their given names start with an S, end with an U and have 6 letters. They complement each other. They need each other

The only times we've seen Gojo with an expression of actual pure, raw emotion is when it's about Geto. When he finds out about what Geto did, when he realizes how thin and wrong Geto looks, when he sees him again for what we assume to be the first time in years, when he dies, when a thing wearing his corpse and using his voice greets him (“Yo, Satoru!” oh my god)

Suguru was able to fight back when in Kenjaku's control after Satoru said his name. Kenjaku himself says that had never happened before

And you don't even have to see them as romantic. You don't have to ship them if you don't want to. But you can't deny that they care about each other more than they will ever care about anyone else

#hey is it whose or who's #how do those words work???? english is so confusing sometimes smh #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #they love each other your honor #jjk #jjk manga spoilers #kenjaku #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #geto suguru #suguru geto #gay #this is kinda long haha #but they deserve the longest of paragraphs #edit: i changed this a little bc my dumbass self said gojo had a god complex #i didn't actually know what a god complex is. mb #edit: i'm proud to say this is pretty much my best post

[deckoftrickcards]

wait i need y’all’s opinions on which voltron characters would be which scott pilgrim characters?? help a girl out and leave a like and comment down below ❤️❤️

#voltron #keith kogane #klance #lance mcclain #vld #voltron legendary defender #klance fanart #vld fanart #keith you big emo #dumbass akaline trio shirt #i just draw him in my clothes #smh #GUYS HELP ME OUT

[pinkthornz]

Sonic doodles idk

#that amy one is based on liek. an image I’ve seen on twitter #and I’m so fucgking mad because I CANT FIND IT! !! #edit just realized I drew the bi flag wrong I’m a dumbass smh #sonic #fanart #rouge the bat #knuckles the echidna #amy rose #shadow the hedgehog #e-123 omega #sonadow #<- kinda #sonic fanart

[teeveetrasheee]

#fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #fnaf #fnaf the missing children #fnaf abby #fnaf mike schmidt #my dumbass forgot to post this smh rjdjjdirj #my art

[solradguy]

Btw, the blog that posted about the iconic fighting game protagonist poll has just recently made a post reposting a transphobic comic regarding Bridget...

Unfortunate. To the pit with them.

#asks #Not even lore accurate. Dumbasses can't even get that right smh

[raccoonspooky]

sizzling hot take but im extremely sure that Bo’s name is nOT an shortened version of a longer name, babygirl is NOT a Beauregard or anything else. Vincent’s full name is on his chair, meanwhile Bo is just BO lol. His mama could not give a single damn about him, she gave him a caveman name and who knows why. If he had a full name wouldn’t it have been on his chair? If his name was Beauregard wouldn’t it be beau on his chair? Shit does not add up!

#fancying up his name is erasing his identity as a dumbass smh #house of wax #how 2005 #bo sinclair #This is also MY opinion so hold yer horses lmao #smh bullying him for his strong neanderthal name

[confusedandghostly]

Y’all know what’s an unexplored plot opportunity with Danny & Damian twin AUs??

Danny remembers the lazarus pits

Back when he was a little kid he just kinda accepted that they existed and they were a part of life or whatever, and the two weren’t really allowed near them anyway so when whatever happens to separate him from Damian happens he doesn’t think about them much. Maybe he remembers them every now and then but not too in depth. Maybe he practically forgets they’re there.

Then he reunites with Damian and all that stuff and, upon meeting Jason, he senses how messed up he is, and maybe asks what’s up with him. When he’s told, he makes the connection between the pits and the infinite realms and goes “what the FUCK”

#this is based on me being a dumbass <3 #danny phantom #crossover #dp x dc #anyway yes I’m writing this lmao #he proceeds to try and figure out what’s in the Lazarus pits really bc clearly it’s fucked up!! #and contemplates how and why the hell they’re still using them with as contaminated as they are #Danny: does no one know how to filter their ectoplasm these days??? smh

[chilledcreamatorium]

Qsmp mpreg lore can't hurt you it isn't real!!

Qsmp mpreg lore: ...

#qsmpblr #august #fruity as hell #qsmp #agentemaxo #help #maximus #qsmp maxo #mpreg #this is terrible #why #smh my head #im going insane #im gonna cry #WHY MAXIMUS #dumbass

[horiizonsstuff]

omg my lookism post got 48 notes thanks beshies <3 now uhhhhh i can explain

i made gungoo kids one day instead of studying for tfn (theory for nursing) >:(

hopefully ill do more content with them soon 😬

#zoro's blogs #zoro's doodles #zoro's arts #lookism #외모지상주의 #lookism oc #Lookism ocs #gungoo #just wanted to draw ocs that could have melanie martinez/cruella color hairstyles #i was too focused on the rendering #Now look where we are #I have a tfn exam in 30 mins #And my dumbass forgot to study #Ill speed run studying smh #For now u get the sillies #Oh yeah dal acts more like gun while seon acts like a mix between both gun and goo #Ill talk more about them soon #seon means sun and dal means moon so omg eclipse kids #Because i see gun as the moon and goo as the sun so like slay

[xhanisai]

Ladybug: Chat Noir?

Chat Noir: ...

Ladybug: ...Mon Chaton~?

Chat Noir: ...

Ladybug: Chato-oooooooon?

Chat Noir: ...

Ladybug: Ugh. Pspsppspspspssp minou, minou, minou~!?

Chat Noir: OUI, MA LADY~?

#ml shitpost #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug and chat noir #ladynoir #ladybug #chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #this was based off an interaction with my lil bro just now actually #i called that dumbass's name ten times and i got radio silence #but as soon as i went 'pspspsppspspsps' #he immediately leapt towards me with a goofy smile #smh 4 year olds are weird

[thedeathdeelers]

caleb telling luke he’s got nothing to lose — and everything to gain ie more music in his (after)life and the ability to play it for eternity basically

luke realising he probably never had much to lose his entire life except for music but now has, in his afterlife, found something (or more specifically someone) worth more than music to him and if he were to choose caleb, he’s be losing everything

it’s fine. it’s cool.

and the fact that both alex and reggie felt the same way and came to the same conclusions, choosing julie over everything else

LOVE. THEY LOVE THEIR GIRL SO MUCH

#basically caleb done goofed so many times smh #the boys really had everything to lose and this man out here singing ‘you’VE Got nOThiNg To lOSe”’ #dumbass #jatp #julie and the phantoms #juke #i’m early to juke jeudi

[ayyyyysexual]

I think it's so fucking funny how you'll be like "I love you🥺" To p much all ur friends and to ur partner and then you turn to me and go "bitch. U whore" Like wtf man

Girl you did NOT see the first two asks

I had a redemption arc last night to this morning and you don't even care. That's why you're a bitch 😔

#ALSO IM MEAN TO LITERALLY EVERYONE???????? #i insult you. i insult alien. i insult my irls. i insult my siblings. i insult my PARENTS. THAT'S HOW I SHOW AFFECTION YOU DUMBASS #smh #mutuals :D #ayyynswers