“Kiryu got cancer”
Yeah, maybe consuming metric tons worth of fast food and alcohol, along with smoking for decades just for a completion list wasn’t the best idea.
anon im giving you a gold star for mentiong that fast food could lead to cancer. no one ever brings that up
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@shapeshiftsilver "Idyllic island meme"
thank you for the meme!! i liked it so much i put my own spin on it lol :3
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At least part of the fun of watching Oppenheimer is sitting through three hours of him looking all distinguished and brooding with his pipe as he chainsmokes his way through the trauma of the nuclear bomb knowing he’s gonna die of throat cancer in a couple years
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my mom’s getting a biopsy tomorrow because there’s a mass in her throat, and that also happens to be the same day i have a big presentation and test in english, and it’s opening night of my school’s musical. and i haven’t told many people because i don’t want any pity or sympathy, because how do i respond to that? to people telling me they’re sorry my mom might have cancer? i can’t tell them that i’m not sure how to feel, that i don’t like her that much, that i’ve replayed the hypothetical of my mom dying in my head over and over and in every situation and simulation i don’t cry. how do i confess all the complexities and nuances of my relationship with her without feeling like a bad person? of course i understand the sacrifices she’s made for me, but i don’t think she understands the sacrifices she’s made that hurt our relationship. she sacrificed my trust in her and my respect for her. she sacrificed her own health and marriage—all for what? for her love of cigarettes and obsession with self-righteousness? i don’t really like my mom, but if she were on her deathbed, can i tell her that? or would i have to lie to her to appease her one last time and carry the truth with me for the forseeable future?
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I stopped smoking tho so that's something. I hope I can keep it up. the whole world around me smokes. it's funny how you never notice that before. when you stop smoking it's as if every lit cigarette was there to entice you and tempt you, even just the click of a lighter makes you crave one. the descriptions of smoking in songs are even worse though, you feel almost pressured to smoke at that point. "his parliament's on fire and his hands are up" thank you Lana but right now I'm trying to not get cancer.
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I'm very bitterly taking out my rage at the constant pain I've been in for almost a whole two weeks now on a weight loss commercial. Tbh they'd deserve it anyway
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im gonna be honest i am really struggling w the whole submarine meme cycle. i know theyre rich people who paid to get on a deeply unsafe submarine to go down and gawk at a pile of rusted wreckage that once held other rich people, and they should have known better, and that it seems so obviously like a death trap
but also. idk. theres no way those people didnt die in the most horrific way i can image, and even if theyre bad people who brought it on themselves.... i just really dont think it's that funny overall, and the fact that every other post on here and ALSO on twitter are just people memeing about it is making every single social media deeply unpleasant to use.
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so me and my friend are onto season 4 of X-files now and we got to the csm-centric episode, right. and when he put the sniper rifle up from the window at the start I was like "whoa there. jfk assassination much?"-- and then the flashback starts and wouldn't you fucking know it, csm was the one who killed jfk??
this made me joke about how "what is he, the dark version of forrest gump or something? lmao" (ie. being present at a bunch of historical happenings), and then it seems like I was right because after that, he killed martin luther king too... aND TH E N towards the end, they make a fuckin forrest gump reference???
guys I think I'm finally becoming psychic
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should we hope rgg starts doing medical research before cooking up new shit like that or just keep laughing + pulling our hair out watching it burn cuz hoNESTLY
masato is a special case but i’m also still not over mine being like ‘he’s nothing but a tangle of tubes now’ when daigo was only on a ventilator when we saw him?? Like sweetie that’s not even life support, that’s an oxygen mask. It can be blamed on mine being a dramatic bitch so it’s fine
hinting that kiryu’s cancer is caused by some (also badly researched) radioactive waste when bro’s been smoking all his life was also laughable
so silly… rgg hospital :]
I Personally am a big fan of when things Arent accurate cause it truly is really funny finding out HOW inaccurate stuff is. Plus its a fun learning experience along the way :)
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Shout out to my beloved budtenders for always having my back I barely have to say anything and they take care of me I love them so
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Funny that every single fat person is accused of promoting obesity for simply existing- but somehow tobacco companies aren't held similarly responsible for selling a product that causes all kinds of health risks and cancers- fat people are held accountable for their "cost" to the healthcare system but never once have I heard anyone argue for shutting down tobacco companies under the grounds of promoting and glorifying cancer and only existing to sell poison to addicted customers for the sole purposes of their own profits.
Like it's very strange how little we shit on tobacco companies for doing everything we accuse fat people of down to actually costing the healthcare system money, which I doubt fat people do more than anyone else as fat people report delaying doctors visits for as long as possible to avoid weight based discrimination. I just think it's baffling that fat people face systemic oppression for existing because we think we can Individual Choice them into being thin, but we can't Individual Choice tobacco company execs into shutting down a business that exits entirely to get people addicted to cancer causing products to the point of being an ongoing public health crisis. We can't shut up about The Obesity Epidemic ™️ but them stats on tobacco deaths? Well I guess no one can be Systemically Shamed into fixing that except the smokers whom we shame via disgusting images on the back of cigarette packages. Because somehow that's how tobacco companies can be held responsible for getting people addicted to cancer causing products, acting like the customer is responsible for the company selling it.
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tyler durden would absolutely love the strawberry shortcake vape i bought last month. he’d be hitting that cancer stick at any given moment.
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I had a dream I smoked a cigarette in front of my mom and my dad lit it
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I'm still so pissed I'm not old enough to get a tongue split
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"If you don't want to have an abortion, just don't have sex."
If you don't wanna get into a drunk driving accident, just don't drink alcohol.
If you don't wanna get diabetes, just don't eat sweets.
If you don't wanna have cancer, just don't smoke.
If you don't wanna be abducted by a white bull, just don't make flower garlands in an open fiELD AND DEAR GODS
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teehee finally getting tattooed today after reschedule im so 😳 healin is goin to be a bitch !!!
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