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rotteneldritchhorror · 22 hours
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“What do I geettt~”
“Probably a kiss :)”
“Or a beej.”
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smloshie · 8 months
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YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW.
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lilac-hecox · 5 months
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This one goes out to all my Damien girlies out there.
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unknownteapot · 2 months
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the smosh cast as tumblr text posts (1/?)
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( pt. 1 | 2 | 3 )
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menchie · 1 month
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Play Stupid Games… | Reading Reddit Stories
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queenlovesbooks · 6 months
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Shayne Topp and Damien Haas being chaotic at Smosh
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absolutely-smoshing · 2 months
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Courtney and their 2 scary guard dogs 👹
Absolutely love this trio! They’re personally one of my favorite groups in smosh!
Drawn completely digitally!
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splinkoop · 3 months
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"I show up to your house, teach myself to read, then eat your manga collection, but also I brought my cat. wyd?"
I cannot handle this.
this boyfriend ass fit.
+ zelda being the cutest
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smoshpostiing · 24 days
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i wish every man was as sweet and gentle and caring as damien haas.
i could write an ESSAY on how it genuinely feels so reassuring and safe like 🥲
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ghostlightart · 9 months
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was watching swordaf and couldn’t get the image of Delores Paradise’s mom thighs out of my head
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ancientvamp · 8 days
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BOW OWBOWRAWRRARWROOFWOOFWOOFOOWOOFOOBWOBWIWBOWBWOWOWOWMEOWMEOOWWWWMEOWOO
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One of the best TNTL bits HANDS DOWN.
Also Damien’s reactions through it all— the consistent accents, the fucking bounce dancing, the (personal) constant waiting for one of them to suggest death and then one of them just suggesting it twice in a row, the ending of ‘maybe don’t go to the party’, THE FACT THAT DAMIEN IS IN THE STOOL IN THE FIRST PLACE
It’s so good
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smloshie · 9 months
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I added some guitar and drums and fey singing to Koda’s song, I hope people don’t hate it! :)))
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spennsrs · 8 months
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𖦹⋆。˚⋆ฺ the only exception.
↳ TYPE OF WRITING: drabble ↳ CONTENT CREATOR: damien haas from smosh, mentioned shayne topp, spencer agnew, trevor evarts, and courtney miller ↳ SONG REC: the only exception by paramore
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"we did some great work today! get some rest, dames. tell [y/n] i said howdy!" shayne's voice was muffled slightly through the phone, but nonetheless damien cheeses the possibly biggest smile known to man.
"will do, man. don't party too hard without me. although, i'm expecting some sort of text from courtney at some ungodly hour saying how you and spence drank too much."
"hey!" the faint voice of spencer almost makes damien jump, but at least he knew now he was on speaker phone, shaking his head with a chuckle.
"love you lot, but i am home now. drink water!" damien parents his friends before hanging up on shayne, sparring him from having to hear any protests. with a sigh, he puts his car in park and turns the car off before deciding to take a moment to just... breath.
he was super excited to be home with his partner, [y/n]. well... unofficial partner... cuddle buddy? situationship even, as he had heard trevor mentioned the other day. damien didn't care for a label. labels were pressed onto society way too much. two people could live together, cuddle, sometimes kiss, and not be a couple. simple as that. [y/n] seemed to enjoy it just as much as damien, and his cats finally had another parent to love on and beg for food. no matter what really happened between him and [y/n], as long as he could still come home to them, he didn't quite care.
ㅤ ೀ ㅤ۫ ㅤ۪ㅤ۫ ㅤ ♡ ㅤ
as damien opened the door to the apartment, it wasn't a surprise only freyja padded to the door to greet her father. zelda always did prefer [y/n]. "hey, sweet girl." he mutters, setting his bag by the door and crouching down to gently scritch behind the cat's ears. he picks up the grey and white feline and quietly follow the noise of what he presumed to be his partner's favorite show. his suspicions were confirmed when he peeked his head into his room to see his sweet black and white cat curled up on [y/n]'s lap, sound asleep.
he couldn't help how his heart swelled at the sight. the form curled up on his bed was covered by the sheets of the bed, tired eyes slowly trailing to where damien stood. the tired eyes shone, and damien swore he could see every star in them. "hey, love." he says lowly, slowly approaching the bed to set freyja down to let the cat join her sister.
"hi, damien."
the sleepy voice made a soft pink blush creep up on his cheeks, sitting on the edge of the bed. his hand reaches out, gently carding his fingers through their hair. [y/n], much akin to a cat, leaned into the touch with a soft smile. they reach for the remote, pausing the show. there was a comfortable silence that fell between them, damien could tell the other was emotionally exhausted. as much as he wanted to whisk them into his arms and shower them in kisses and compliments, to downright worship them and let his emotions spill like a leaky faucet.
but he had to be okay with keeping himself at a distance, to admire form afar.
[y/n] angled their head to look up at damien, simply admiring his features. he was deep in thought, and it made them pout a bit. "what's on your mind, dames?" they say softly, scooting over as their hands slip around his bicep, pulling him to lay down. "you've had a long day. wanna watch something?" the soothing voice of [y/n] made damien blink, before letting a yawn escape his lips, stretching out.
"i was gonna shower... but now that i'm laying here, exhaustion is finally catching up with me." he mumbles, slinging an arm around [y/n]'s middle, pulling them close. the sound of their giggle makes damien angle his head to comfortably look at the other. "you're so breathtaking..." he mutters, and he knows [y/n] hears due to the deep red blush that paints itself over their cheeks.
with a squeal, they hide their face in damien's chest, and damien could stay like this forever. "no, 'm not..." they mutter softly, snuggling closer.
moments like these were damien's favorites. it was selfish, but in damien's perfect dream world, he might have been [y/n]'s only exception to their avoidance of love.
little did he know, he was their only exception.
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unknownteapot · 1 month
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damien & shayne matchin in green on today's reddit stories is my new religion
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punkmush · 2 months
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i just think they’re neat
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