bedrock bros; YOU NEVER HAD A BROTHER. YOU HAD A PROTECTOR THAT NEVER GAVE YOU THE STARS. BUT HE LOVES YOU, MAYBE THAT WILL BE ENOUGH. (you still die anyways)
i love him he's the only normal person in this no fourth wall meta world and he's just like "what the fuck are you people fucking talking about" at all times 😭
The thought of dream having to fight for his life to make everyone know that he isn't hetero phobic is hilarious. It could all easily get destroyed by Tommy calling him out too. -therapist anon
This has been a long time coming, but finally, here is the card I drew for @dsmp-tarot. I couldn't have been more proud to get my hands on Technoblade and despite all the hurdles, I couldn't be prouder of my finished piece. Technoblade never dies.
QUACKITY: you’re a fucking bigass nerd
WILBUR: and you’re attractive
[QUACKITY STARTS LAUGHING AND TURNING RED, WILBUR GIDDILY JOINS IN]
WILBUR: it had to happen once, it had to happen once.
QUACKITY: lets, I have an idea I wanna take a little break from the wine
WILBUR: [chuckles] yeah you need it mate
QUACKITY: n-- [wheezes and sputters] hey fuck you. you know what j-just, literally…
WILBUR: have I flustered you baby?
QUACKITY: yeah i did