#snacgonagall

[snapeingturtle]

McGonagall: the students might put in more effort if you tried to be a bit more likeable

Snape: I didn't like any of my teachers and I did fine

McGonagall:

Sprout:

Flitwick:

Snape: what

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[bloatsome]

snape asks: 7, 32, 36! :)

Thanks for the asks!

7. Which staff member do you think gets along well with Snape?

I personally think Dumbledore/Minerva/Severus was a very respected trio but since we've seen Snape and Dumbledore's interactions and they mostly involve Dumbledore having leverage over Snape and using it to manipulate him I would say Snacgonagall in canon and Snumbledore fanon wise!

Also we've totally been sleeping on Snape x Filch (snilch??)

32. If you could change Snape's middle name to be something other than Tobias what would you choose?

I don't have a lot of knowledge about English middle names, but...

William

It breaks down to "destiny" and "protector" and can mean either protector of destiny or protector by destiny. I think both of those fit Snape really well! Also, it sounds nice.

Severus William Snape.

36. Did Snape get sick often? Your headcanons for when he was sick?

The stress of being a triple spy, along with living in the dungeons, staying at a job you don't like, having several types of trauma?

The potions master was definitely sick often.

I always imagine Snape to be grumpier and angrier (than usual) when he'd be sick, and soup would be his comfort food, which he'd be downing 24/7. Other than that, however, I think he wouldn't take much care of himself and would outright REFUSE to go to Madam Pomfrey. He really can't indulge in all that since he clearly has "better things to do" than get well

Oh, Sevvy

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[snapeingturtle]

Snape: this student is incompetent

McGonagall: that student is 12

Snape: that's not an excuse to be incompetent

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[snapeingturtle]

McGonagall: Did you have breakfast today?

Snape: Of course

McGonagall: What did you have?

Snape: Oh, just a salad

McGonagall: A salad?

Snape: A grape salad

McGonagall: ...

Snape: A liquid grape salad

McGonagall: Severus...

Snape: Wine. It was wine.

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[snapeingturtle]

Snape: *visibly hungover after McGonagall drank him under the table at a staff party*

McGonagall: How's your head?

Snape: Haven't had any complaints

Dumbledore: *chokes on his tea*

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[snapeingturtle]

Severus: I'm playing a drinking game. It's called everytime I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.

Minerva: That's already a game. It's called alcoholism.

Dumbledore: I remember the first few drinks, and um, after that the night's just bits and pieces

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[snapeingturtle]

Does anyone know some or even have a list of fanfics with McGonagall and Snape friendship/mentorship? I accept no ships or any ships between Hogwarts staff and other adults, don't really care about what's going on with the students.

but in my heart McGonagall and Sprout are in love and Snape is a bi slut

#snacgonagall is my brotp #severus snape #snapedom #snape fic recs #hp fic recs

[snapeingturtle]

I want to read a fic based around the snily friendship with bi Sev and lesbian Lil. With an epilogue where Sev is a fresh teacher grieving his friend's death and being comforted by another fair but short-tempered lesbian Gryffindor Minerva McGonagall herself.

I would write it but I'm not a writer, I don't have a plot, and I'm lazy.

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[snapeingturtle]

Ok but have y'all considered

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[snapeingturtle]

You've all heard of enemies to lovers and enemies to best friends to lovers, but my heart belongs to

Student and teacher to enemies to collagues to allies to best friends / rivals.

Yes this is about Snacgonagall :)

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[snapeingturtle]

McGonagall: You should really consider a healthier breakfast

Snape, pouring vodka: Don't worry, it's vegan

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[snapeingturtle]

snacgonagall friendship you say? don't be shy drop the link bestie

Just implied they'll get there, not really a friendship

Warning: this was made for my specific needs only and it shows

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[snapeingturtle]

Reasons why Snacgonagall is my brotp and canon is mine now:

They were rivals but they clearly respected each other greatly.

Their teaching styles were compared to each other's, both had the talent to keep the class quiet without extra effort.

Going off of the previous point, it would make sense for Dumbledore to ask his deputy headmistress to show his new spy teacher the ropes.

"Albus he's a death eater! And practically a child! What the hell were you thinking?"

Adding onto another canon compliant-ish Minerva headcanon I have where she had a soft spot for the Marauders, the angst of them working together initially.

Going from enemies to frenemies to found family and Minerva eventually seeing Sev as her son (but don't let Sev know that or he'll be mad).

Wlw and mlm solidarity because Minnie is a lesbian icon and Sev is a disaster bi, you cannot convince me otherwise.

I headcanon both of them as smokers. Don't ask me why.

Minnie teaching Sev embroidery. Imagine it.

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[snapeingturtle]

Minerva McGonagall, after she found the newest addition to Hogwarts teaching staff, 21-year-old Severus Snape, having a breakdown in a broom closet: bitch I'm a mother,

no ✨ Drama ✨

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[snapeingturtle]

Albus, Minerva, and Severus gathering every Friday for the most savage tea and knitting club

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[snapeingturtle]

Snape: Being a heartless slut is just a role I play

McGonagall: I have to say, you play it really well

Snape: Thank you

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