#snail man

[scopnotes]

A small old Snail Man comic I finally translated!

Edgar is meeting his future crush!

The word firshb designates an animal from this universe. It looks like a mix between a fish and a bird and is comparable to our pigeons.

#snail #mollusk #slug #octopus #anthro #gastropods #snail man #scopnotart #comic

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

3 and 8 for the history ask?

3. Favorite female historical figure

Oh gods, that's a tough one. Love Fulvia and Clodia Metelli so much. Love Aurelia (Caesar's mom), Livia, and Octavia (Augustus' sister) a lot, too. And Hypatia of Alexandria is from a completely different country/time period but still has a special place in my heart.

If I could only pick one, it'd probably be a toss-up between Livia and Aurelia. For now. It's so hard for me to pick favorites...

8. An obscure historical figure who needs more love

SNAIL MAN.

The scene: Gaius Marius is besieging a fort atop a steep, impregnable mountain during the war against Jugurtha in Numidia. The fortress appears impossible to attack, and there's a big risk Marius' legions will die of hunger before the defenders do. But if they retreat, Jugurtha will keep killing Romans. What do?

Enter: a random, absent-minded soldier who really likes escargot.

So, Randomus Snaileaterus has gone out one night to fetch water. On his way to the well, he gets distracted. By snails! He hasn't had snails in years! He wanders off from his cohort and enthusiastically collects all the juicy snails he can find, getting so wrapped up in his snail-spree he doesn't notice he's scaled an entire mountain until he almost walks out in front of the enemy like a goddamn Looney Tunes character.

Snail Man realizes he's all alone, and (presumably) almost pees his tunic before realizing the Numidians are all looking the other way. They're watching the path up the mountain, and he came up through the back. So, with all the prudence you'd expect of a 16-25 year old boy who has spent an entire night eating snails off the ground instead of doing his job, he ninjas his way up a tree and sneaks into the fortress just because he can. Then skedaddles back to tell his boss Marius about the sweet new path he found.

Snail Man then leads an entire legion up the back entrance, and I want you to picture 5,000+ armored legionaries trying to be vewwy vewwy quiet, because they're hunting wabbits enemy soldiers, before finally managing to capture the fortress.

Sallust, The Jugurthine War, 93.1-6

#just roman asks #snail man #i love him so much #the jugurthine war #gaius marius #sallust #bellum jugurthinum #jlrrt essays

[snailpilled-and-based]

MY GEZEBELLE CD CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY AND I'M SO FUCKING HYPER IT HURTS 👹👹👹👹👹👹

She sent me 8 snail man pins because I mentioned that I lost mine and got really attached to it 😭😭😭 I FUCKING LOVE THESE SO GODDAMN MUCH

#gezebelle gaburgably #snail man #I fucking love the Kanaye West image ☠️☠️ #this is so based and snailpilled

[idkwhat132]

I made bezel into a snail you cannot stop meh

#chikn nuggit #chikn nuggit bezel #bezel the clock #bezel the embodiment of time #bezel #snail #snail man #chibi bezel #art #you cant stop me #you knew it

[plaguemushrooms]

Hey guys have you heard about snail man

He was just right over there man/lyr

#mothdotcom #plaguemushrooms #moffsoda #roblox #robloxoc #snailman #snail man #gezebelle gaburgably #snail #snailpilled #the snail is coming

[skrilex]

#nothing but respect for my president #gezabelle gaburgably #heads up #snail man #soundcloud

[hwinn]

goofin around

#snail man

[revlischarm]

I don’t know what they were expecting.

#art #my art #luzo #zolu #op #one piece #roronoa zoro #they’re holding up a snail to interview him #don’t worry about it #Zoro believes in nothing except for Luffy #Zoro is Luffy’s most devout follower #his most dedicated little guy #zoro is a one-man religion sometimes #as a treat

[theminecraftbee]

you know is anyone else deeply concerned the snails can build more snails. like. they are alien snails that can eat anything and then BUILD NEW SNAILS. like. okay. has anyone ever accidentally gotten a river snail in their aquarium and then they have 200 river snails and they are out-competing all the fish and they can’t be gotten rid of no matter how many times you try to wash out the aquarium and so you just have a SNAIL AQUARIUM and have to start over from scratch to save your fish. I think that is about to happen to hermitcraft. except instead of an aquarium it’s a server. and instead of fish it’s, uh, hermits,

#hermitcraft #THE SNAILS MAKE ME SO SUSPICIOUS MAN.

[scopnotes]

Glenn, the Gulper Eel!

She’s a voracious fella!

#gulper eel #eel #fish #marine animals #deep sea creatures #fish anthro #anthro #snail man #scopnotart #she took the place of the giant isopod

[spacy-snail]

I’m fucking sobbing dude

#crying in a bathroom stall at work over a man’s retirement #youtube #game theory #matpat #tweet #snail scribbles

[cinnamon-flame]

I was going through my art folder again and I saw one of the oldest wof stuff I've ever drawn (the fourth one ever I think?) and I redrew it! I love Turtle and I just took this excuse to draw him again

#What's this? two cinnamon posts in a week? #I got so tired of reading about molluscs man #so many snail shells and clam shell hinge types #I finished my notes and run to look for something to draw #I feel like I'm redrawing my stuff recently #but honestly it brings me joy so why not #I have this one drawing I'm constantly thinking about redrawing #the oldest wof drawing I've ever done #it's actually on tumblr it's the one with blue and orange rainwing #but I don't know if I'm ready for it yet #anyway Turtle #I love turtle and my design for this dude #also I took my old anemone design and gave it more jellyfish-ness #I feel it suits her vibe and also anemones are cnidarians too so it makes sense to me #wings of fire #wof #dragons #wof turtle #wof anemone #seawing #cinnamon's doodles #wof fanart

[fumifooms]

his flower...

Aww, from the signing doodle board and the Adventurer’s Bible long illustration… He likes flowers he likes shells, just a guy and his flower he picked from the side of the road, what’s not to love. Nature lover boy…

#Dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #Toshiro nakamoto #Shuro #he’s so cute he looks so genuinely happy what… #It really doesn’t look storebought which is insane to me. He went and picked a flower with his noble hands from the dirt somewhere #In both of these it can be assumed it’s for Falin/he’s thinking about her which. I’m sobbing #He knows she wouldn’t want a neat trimmed bouquet bc she loves raw nature stuff. His love for her frees him a lil in its own way…. #Gives him a motivation to reconnect with his interest in bugs and stuff like when he was a kid… #This is the man who got his wedding proposal rejected bc she wants to travel and went “good for her good for her” #SNAIL TOSHIRO FOR THE WINNNNN #There’s stuff to analyze here but ik toshiro positivity gets some ppl aggressive I’mma stop here pls no hate on this post <3 #Answering this ask at the speed of light. Gonna answer some others tonight #Nature lover toshiro

[258punkweight]

snail world

#my art #WATCH OUT snail man is right behind u !!!! #sona

[varilien]

For the triggun holloween requests, vash and wood couple costumes

ive gotten the suggestion for vashwood morticia and gomez a few times which is great cuz ive been thinking forever about it purely for the "speaks french x speaks spanish" of it all fhdjdjd

#trigun #trigun anime #trigun fanart #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #asks #muerder-snail #halloween #french is fucking cringe but ive never not been thinking about vash saying ONE SINGLE WORD OF IT #all he says is ''maman'' and my head is FILLED with thoughts of his education #meanwhile my woof speaking spanish headcanon is overly specific #i don't think he's conversant at all i think he mostly recalls phrases and terms of endearment from his childhood #he keeps that pretty close to his chest tho. it's SPECIAL when he sings in spanish #o se refiere a él como mi corazón o mi querida o lo que sea #<- not conversant either dhdhdjsj #also guarantee for these costumes vash took a page from drag and padded his hips that man has NO CURVES #FLATTEST ASS GOD COULD DEVISE that shit is SANDED

[aspectnotarized]

He is The Worst

#hermitcraft #grian #snail #man said hed be normal about minecraft #now look at him