I forget sometimes you guys have not watched half the shows I have,
you guys would EXPLODE if I tried to explain mort lore.
(from yk dream works's Madagascar?? yeah that guy? little brown lemur? yeah fucked up, almost completely crazed fever dream lore.)
anyway I was thinking about the cinematic parallels with chef and Chris from total drama and how it's literally the same fucking thing that happens in Hannibal mostly.
murderous eccentric loved by many: Chris
manipulates, doesn't care how many he kills because it's exciting: Chris
mutilates and disfigures people for his own enjoyment: Chris
wealthy: Chris
gets sent to jail because he's a fucking murder: Chris
pulls a good guy and turns him evil and is gay for him: Chris
I can go on and on, uh you may be saying
"what the fuck?? that happens in this show??? what's it even rated??"
it's PG, guys.. it's a kids show. total drama is surprisingly dark, it's awesome I suggest it if you like weird shows that are a spoof of survivor.
but my god is the show literally just Chris being fucking murderous and gay for chef the entire time.
THIS MAN HAS KILLED 78 PEOPLE HE CANNONICALLY WENT TO PRISON FOR IT. CHEF LITERALLY GOT HIM OUT.
(mostly it was the show getting another season, idk how they got him out of jail. 100% it was chef tho)
like they are full on murder husbands, this show is so chaotic and cringe but mostly just "CHRIS WTF" it's fucking great.
literally inlove gay murder husbands, it's fucking crazy how similar it parallels Hannibal (2013) while being older than it.
I love this show it's awesome.
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here are a couple of synopsis of kira's verses that i don't have any info up for yet :) because i work at the pace of a snail 😘
the legend of zelda
twilight princess: im so biased this is my favorite game. kira is a seelie that lingers around the woods near ordon village, one of the light bringers of the goddess hylia who has a fairy fountain in a grove that you can find somewhere past the bridge. she usually has a lantern with her that has a few fairies inside the glass that accompany her, but these fairies can help guide you through the darkness because they carry her blessing. a seelie who was blessed to be hylia's harbinger of light, a guide. she also provides potions at the low-low price of simply finding her fairies for her that are scattered all around hyrule and bringing them home to her.
breath of the wild / tears of the kingdom: her fairy fountain had sprouted some time during the age of calamity, but instead of the usual fairies, it awakened a seelie (only she and her brothers are the last remaining seelie in hyrule, most having been wiped out during the first time the calamity had surfaced and was banished by the goddess hylia, who the seelie had followed ever devout) which was kira! her purpose was to essentially help zelda, as ordained by the goddess and she woke with only that in her mind, in preparation for the calamity. after the first fight with ganon, kira's fairy fountain was corrupted by the calamity, which had sealed away most of her powers and left her memories fragmented while she wandered around hyrule for the rest of those years.
star wars.
just the vague idea of kira being force sensitive and having been trained to be a jedi sentinel, which is essentially a branch of the jedi order that's allowed to be a little more ruthless in their methods unlike the usual jedi before eventually going into hiding (depending on which trilogy area, the reason can vary) and becoming a bounty hunter.
trigun
kira and her brothers were previously members of the gung-ho-guns gang. after the crash that killed their parents, matsuko was the one who carried ashitaka and kira, who were both gravely injured, to safety, as well as an infant yuuichiro who had also been there and decided to adopt him as their little brother. he was a kid who just wanted to make sure his siblings survived, and did whatever was necessary, which was how they ended up being augmented by the gung-ho-guns after they had taken them in under the premise that they could save matsuko's siblings. though the experiments did save their lives, they had gotten themselves involved with something they had never accounted for.
she was known as the chaos witch because of her ability to create pandemonium in every assignment that she had been sent on, sewing madness and the manipulation of her surroundings to be able to cause destruction in a clever collapse. eventually, however, kira and her brothers had faked their death and disappeared from the gang's perspective for a while, and now works as a high - priced bounty hunter in different systems.
tekken
the kazehaya clan was one that had been said to have disappeared a few centuries ago, after the last known head of the clan who's name in history has been erased for all except kazehaya, had unleashed a devastating power known as the chaos technique. which had made them a target at one point, and slowly the members of the clan were believed to have disappeared, whether they had gone into hiding or killed was unknown.
fast forward to modern day 🏃♀️💨 the kazehaya clan's living descendants exist in the horikoshi clan now, who have otherwise been in hiding until you meet kira and her brothers. when they were younger, they had begun gaining traction in martial arts because of their grandfather, yuto horikoshi, owning a dojo where they grew up, and his family was also a long line of warriors; meanwhile, her mother, who as the descendant of kazehaya was from a family wherein the sakurai clan had long since been performing exorcisms (though more like hunting rather than banishing because it's more combat heavy than using rituals) in secret, since they were still in hiding.
matsuko since he's the eldest is the one who starts building their recently debuted company known as wisteria, which specializes in technological developments, mostly led by ashitaka because hE'S A NERD (affectionate). kira enjoys the act of fighting, and was supposedly the new head of their clan. she was the first in centuries who was born with the chaos gene.
the thing is, chaos can be used to amplify power, so imagine how fucking dangerous that is to someone who carries the devil gene because it'll be able to amplify their desire = more strength? that's fun
the horikoshi - kazehaya style of marital arts was founded by kazehaya before it was modified and perfected by the horikoshi siblings, building upon the foundations that was set by their predecessor. it adapts a lot of the principles of ashihara karate, specifically the fluidity of their movement to be able to maneuver themselves and find their opponent's "blind spot", as well as being able to fend off multiple attackers at once. also the shito-ryu form of karate, for the speed and fluidity. the way kira fights, though, involves a lot of high kicks and aggressive punching, really leaning towards attack.
cowboy bebop
kira is the captain of a ship known as the spider lily that she built herself, who goes around space smuggling very rare goods around the "totally legal market" and takes on a few bounties every now and then. honestly she's just going around space and having fun going crazy, i gave her this verse because it's my favorite anime to ever exist LMAO she also likes building space ships, making them go faster and she and her brothers kind of work together on building ships with smuggled rare parts that they sell for very high prices. yuu is the weapons expert, ashitaka is good with the infrastructure and navigational systems etc, kira works on the engine and the general mechanics of how the ship runs, while matsuko is their healer making sure no one fucking explodes.
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