Boss. Your mission objective is *snicker* your mission objective is to complete this virtual maze to prepare for *chuckle* prepare for the upcoming missions.
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"Too late to be known as John the First, he's sure to be known as John the... Fabulous, Marvelous, Merciful, Chivalrous!"
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Post the Prank
Sirius: how do I look?
Remus: *so beautiful*
Remus: just like your mother
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There's a ball python at a local rescue named sweat pee, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her. Her name is clearly a misspelling of sweet pea, but it's still iconic. Idk if I can resist the urge to adopt her
Whomever is in charge of naming at that shelter is the funniest person alive.
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Little guy that I almost stepped on walking out of my front door today (western Pygmy rattlesnake)
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Hope I'm not late for the ask request! How about Ace and the boys buying 5 tickets to Minions The Rise of Gru in fancy suits (you don't have to draw all of them btw I don't want to hassle you 😭)
Hey no worries! This was fun to make lol, so I hope you enjoy
They're on their best behavior right now, but they will be an absolute menace once the movie starts
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Lil'lloyd and Nya during s1 !!!
I think that the situation where this would occur might be that it's late at night and they were staying up together. Maybe Lloyd was helping Nya with her Sam suit or something like that. Eventually, Nya noticed Lloyd's head bobbing around and his eyes taking longer to open after he blinked. She then picked him up and brought him to his room, tucking him into bed and giving his forehead a kiss.
"Goodnight, little bro. I love you"
"Love you... too," he mumbled as he steadily lost the struggle against sleep.
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Need a boost? Crabs are here to pinch you into productivity!
April Fools was months ago, but er... thanks?
Edit: To whoever gifted me the crabs, thank you very much <3
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🎶 Toss a coin to your Hisser...🎶
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I FEEL IT, MAN! GODDAMN! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! GODDAMN!
Charles Green (Angry Grandpa)
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trick or treat (dio needs a good trick....or two....or many)
Trick or treat! 【accepting only tonight, so come get your candies while you can】
@rejectshumanity
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Of all people Jonathan and Speedwagon would have expected to see trick or treating, Dio was definitely not one of them. Today is not a day for fighting, and Jonathan assumes Dio is simply allowing himself to have harmless fun for once. And so, the gentleman gives Robert a look that the man can immediately read and recognize as "Please, no fights". Robert just slumps his shoulders a bit, silently acknowledging Jonathan's request and resigning to being civil towards Jonathan's brother, if only this time.
"I hope you like these." Jonathan is the first one to speak, giving Dio a small can of potato chips.
"I heard these are quite popular overseas." Not a lie there. However, what he is not going to tell his brother is that there's a little trick inside: The good old Snake In A Can prank, to be more precise. The snake comes with googly eyes and all. And, since Jonathan is a fair guy, while there may not be any potato chips inside, there is a small baggie of Halloween themed gummies at the bottom of the can.
It's now Robert's turn…
"You can thank Jonathan for this, otherwise you'd be gettin' a bag of shit instead." No pranks from him, just the honest truth as he reluctantly gives Dio a packet of cookies. Chocolate chip ones.
"I personally put razorblades and rat poison in 'em." He adds, deadpan. Of course, he's only joking...
Or is he? :)c
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