#snape but hes fuckin ripped

[es0tera]

#severus snape #snape love #snape content #snape fanart #snape deserved better #snape community #pro snape #professor snape #severus art #snape but hes fuckin ripped #lmaoo #art #my art #digital fanart #portrait #sleepy #hp fandom #dark mark #death eater #i love him with all my heart #i love him so much lmao #i love him #would die for him #alan rickman #losing it #literally dying #dead #i am looking respectfully

[sparkbeast20]

The Auction (Mammon X MC)

This a one-shot angst/fluff

Note: So, I don't know if I'm able to do all the brothers before Halloween is over. But I want to do some angst/fluff one shot with scary/horror/gore in them. knows as "he snaps series" for October.

So, I'll try my best to make them.

If want to see your favorite demon next, please asks. I have Beel and Satan (which I save him on his birthday).

Warning: Mention of Blood, Violence, Killing, Gore, Panic attack's, and Demonic nature

It’s been a month since you when back to the human world after the exchanges program, Mammon has been down in his luck, Asmo being the cheerful brother that he is took Mammon to buy and sale event happening outside of town.

He, Mammon and Satan went the latter wanted to see if there’s powerful items being sold there to use against Lucifer.

After hours of looking around and buying rare items, Mammon was getting a little better, until he saw you walking with another demon by your side.

His heart start to beat fast, as he pushes other demon in the crowd try to get to you, but Satan grab him by the arm.

“Moron! What are you doing?” Satan angry whisper in his brother’s ear.

“I saw MC with another demon”

“Are you obsessed or something, they’re in the human world there is no chance in our hell they’ll be here.”

Has he truly obsessed over you to the point he sees you everywhere?

No, it can be, he knows that it was you.

“Mammon come on, Asmo is waiting for us in the event hall” Satan drag Mammon away from the crowd and towards event hall entrances where Asmo is waiting, with his arms cross and his foot stomping in place with a pout on his face.

“Ugh… finally, let’s go the main event is starting” Asmo pushes the doors open, as the three demons when in and took their seat in the middle row with the perfect view of the stage.

The auction has begun, and started showing charms, trinkets, and spell books first.

Satan and Asmo are starting their bidding, while Mammon is not focus on the auction but with you and the demon, you’re with.

He can’t get it out of his head, you walking with another demon here, in this kind of event. It hurt him, but should he be hurt by that. By you being with someone else.

Him and you aren’t an item yet, so why is it bothering so much, when you’re with one of his brothers he had to deal with the jealousy of seeing you with any of them, in that moment he regrated how he mask his feels for you to show, that he wasn’t interested to being with a human like. But in reality, he couldn’t be happier even content with you and him being together.

But then something snaps him out of his self-regretting thought, The smell of blood.

He looks around and start sniffing with Satan doing the same thing with Asmo covering his nose, if something that Asmo don’t want to smell then that means is something bad, blood is one thing. But is whose blood being it that really concern Mammon.

Then he notices some demons licking their tongues and grinning exactingly while rubbing their hands together, like they been waiting for this a long time. Then they announce the final item for the auction, calling the demon who is selling the item in stage.

As the demon got up to the stage, Mammon’s eyes widen to see is the demon he imagines you are with, then a coffin is brought up in stage and place in the center stage with blood stain on it.

He doesn’t feel good with all of this, not just the demon on stage but the fact he can smell something familiar and yet he doesn’t want to smell ever again. Your BLOOD.

Then the demon start talking

“Incubus and succubus all over devildom, I know we are in the dark times, are once powerful ruler Lord Diavolo has ban of eating human here” The crowd start booing with one demon screaming ‘not are king’ and the demon in stage gesturing them to keep their voice down. “But that doesn’t stop me from going to the human world, and snatch this” he slams the coffin then it opens up, then Mammon let out quiet but painful gasps when the body in coffin fell out and drop down on the floor of the stage.

It was you, tied up your clothes ripped to shreds, and visible injury on your arms and back.

Satan and Asmo let out a gasp with Asmo covering his mouth in shock.

“It looked damage” all three brothers whip their heads at the demon who said that, with Mammon eyes and brow narrowed down and his pupils shifted back and fort with his mouth slightly open as he starts breathing heavily. Piss off to the demon

“FUCKIN’ DAMAGE!!! THEIR BLEEDING YOU FUCK!!”

“Ah! You might reconsider, once you seen who this human is” the demon walks over to you mangled body kneeled and grab your hair and pull you up to your feet, showing everyone in the room your face.

Mammon’s ears starting ring and he start hyperventilating when he saw your face.

Your left eye is swollen, your right cheek has three cuts with little blood still coming out of them, and your lip is spilt open.

“WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU”

“Behold the human who started this whole thing” the demon pulls your hair, you to let out groan in pain, causing Asmo to yelp with you as well Satan and Mammon gasping in pain seeing you put in to more pain but the voices were drown down by the crowd cheering in seeing you.

“Now, now. It wasn’t easy to get this human trust. After all the seven lords did teach them to be careful with demons, and the reason they gone soft” the crowd started to booing and curse at the mention of the brothers.

Mammon, Satan, and Asmo aren’t angry about the booing at them, their angry at the cheers you gotten when you were groaning in pain.

“So, I had to out think them, by using the person they loved the most” demon grab the stone in his necklace and it started to glow then his body started to change.

Mammon clenches his chest and bend over, and start breathing heavily to what he saw. The demon shifted his form in own. Then the demon start talking in his voice.

“Oi, human what ya think, how much to ya think your worth”

Mammon looks up, with a dead pan stare at the stage. He snaped.

He got up from the chair and quickly hide with Satan who is fuming and Asmo with his cheerful charm gone and replace with cold and umbratile rage.

“Now, let’s start the bidding at~” suddenly Mammon drops down in his demon form right in front of you and the demon, who is shock. Without a second to react, Mammon grabs the demon by the shoulder with one and drive the other to the demon’s stomach piercing jamming his entire arm through the demon. He quickly pulled out his arm out of the demon, who let you go.

As you start to fall Mammon catches you and quickly hook your legs carrying you, bridal style. As he watches the demon change back to his true self with his hands hovering over to the hole in his stomach.

He looked up to see Mammon emotionless face looking down at him, before dying and fell on the floor.

One brave demon, launches at the stage but quickly stopped by Asmo who uses his claws to slice the demon’s neck, he stops dead on his tracks before his head fall leaving the body still standing.

Asmo turns around to face the crowd with a craze look on his face in his demon form while licking his claws of the demon’s blood.

Then two demons start running to the exit, when Satan stops them with his hands grabbing hold n their face and slamming them on the ground. Satan let out monstrous roar, as he burns the demons with his green fire, their scream of agony fills the room, causing the other demons to start panicking and try to get out. But Satan put a spell on all the exits. Asmo laughs at the demons attempt to escape as he got closer to them and Satan who is in his wrathful state hunch over with his clawed fingers twitching wanting to kill more until his anger is filled.

As the scream for demons being killed in the background, Mammon when backstage to wait for his little brothers to finish, as he sat on the floor, cradling you in his arms, apologizing and telling you that your safe and that his here with tears from his eyes falls on your face.

You felt his warmth, and move in closer to him nuzzling into his chest, let out a satisfied hum.

He felt your action, and quickly hug you tight and not letting you go.

“I-I miss you….. Mammon” your voice is tired but comforting, he sobs and chuckles happy to hear your voices.

“I-I m-miss you too! And I’m sorry” his voice cracks as he nuzzles his face on your head.

“I thought, I never going to say this to ya…... but know that I love you….”

“I love you too, Mammon”

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me swd #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me reader x mammon #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me he snaps one shot #obey me blood

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Name ten favourite characters from ten favourite things (books, tv, films, etc.) then tag ten people. I was tagged by @snazzycicada.

Not really in any particular order:

1. Hannibal Lecter! Including iterations from the books, movies, and TV show. 2. James Flint from Black Sails. I’ve never latched onto a character so quickly and violently (and gayly) 3. Bucky Barnes - specifically, though, an amalgamation of MCU Bucky and the 9396434293 fic versions of him I have read 4. Steve Rogers - same as above 5. Will Graham from Hannibal the TV show...I wasn’t super fond of the version of him in Red Dragon the book or movie 6. Peggy Carter (RIP the potential of that show after season 1) 7. Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice, both the book and the 2005 movie 8. Severus Snape - you don’t need to be a good person to be a good character ;) 9. Dean Winchester - listen the show is trash now but seasons 1-5 Dean is an absolute fuckin’ tragic delight 10. Darth Vader with the caveat that he was a childhood favorite and knowing what a whiny baby Anakin was really ruined it for me

Ummmm I tag @misdirectedhex, @louis-tomlinson-af, @invokingbees, @welcometothegatewaylove, @crimsontassel, @ostensiblyexistential, @silver9mm, @the-copperkid, @left-handed-moth, and @twentythousandleagues

Please don’t feel obligated to do it but I’d love to read your answers

#tag thing

[hp-ministryofmagicarchive]

Happy B-Day Philosopher’s Stone!

In celebration of The Philosopher’s Stone turning 22 today, I decided to make a list of my favorite things from the first movie!

That soup that Harry had in the leaky cauldron and how good it looked

Ollivander. Just Ollivander

Every facial expression McGonagall makes in the movie

Dumbledores stylish hat during the feast 

Dumbledore tapping the back of his hand instead of clapping at the feast

How PHENOMENAL Alan Rickman is in every scene he’s in

Professor Sprout’s aesthetic

Hagrid being sweet to Hermione after she got called a mudblood

ME DADS A MUGGLE ME MUMS A WITCH BIT OF A NASTY SHOCK FOR HIM

How funny the ghost CGI is

How warm the Gryffindor common room looked

the goodest girl Hedwig (RIP)

“Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure mr.potter and yourself  into a pocket watch that way one of you would be on time” OH SNAP

Snape’s speech about ensnaring the senses

Seamus blowing shit up all the time

“I can’t remember what I’ve forgotten” -Neville the forgetful

Madame hooch’s pretty eyes ️

How fuckin weird Quirrel’s classroom was. Like what was growling?

“No ones died in years someone will vanish occasionally but they’ll turn up in a month or two”

That damn moving staircase

The fact that Hermione, Ron, And Harry we’re stronger than fluffy’s head pushing through that door

“Killed. or worse expelled”

How Oliver wood caught the bludger full force like the badass he is

“Nasty little buggers”

How satisfying the snitch unraveling was

“It’s LeviOSa, not LevioSA”

The cool ass pumpkins floating everywhere on Halloween

“TROLL IN THE DUNGEON” *Quirrell faints*

Jordan’s amazing narration in the quidditch game

Wicked ass screaming book in the restricted section

WIZARDS chess being “absolutely barbaric”

Feel free to add more below!

#hp #harrypotter #ravenclaw #slytherin #gryffindor #hufflepuff #dumbledore #hermione #ron #ron weasley #weasley #harry #potter #hogwarts #lists #sorcerer #philosopher's stone #sorcerer's stone #troll #magic #it's leviosa not leviosa #jk rowling #anniversary

[azkadammit]

@ami-acts or @llaeyro

Ami! Oh my god. Where do I even begin? Your kindness? The glorious hair? The talent?! You are the sweetest person I have ever met. You literally will accept anyone with open arms and that it is the best thing ever. Okay, moving onto the talent, oh my god. You can act, do makeup, and fucking write the most amazing scripts I have ever read. Please tell me your ways. I can’t handle it. I love you so much! Thank you for coming into my life.

@thediariesofastoriagreengrass

Jamie, jamie, jamie, jamie. My Mamma Mia friend, basically my mom, and the cutest couple ever. You’re so fucking talented and every time you post anything I’m either laughing so hard I’m crying or just crying because of angst. How can you do these things to my heart? And I love how we talk almost everyday even if it’s just like memes everywhere.

@askmischiefmanaged

How the frick frack are you so close to me and I still haven’t seen your face. Please come to me. We have to do some wolfstar, and literally everything else. Please never stop being so amazing at everything you do. Also, how the fuck can you look hot as fuck with long ass hair and short ass hair?! PLEASE TEACH ME!

@siriussly-serious

JAYYYYYYYY! My smol vampire daddy! You beautiful beautiful human being that slays me everyday. How the fuck can you do act, sing, do makeup, and make such a beautiful baby (tell mars I love her). You never fail to amaze me with everything you do. What kind of air do you breathe to be this perfect? And where can I fucking get some?

@remus-lupin-is-my-type

NICKI! You fucking ray of sunshine! You smart, wickedly talented, ray of sunshine that I never want to stop shining ever. We don’t talk one-on-one together every often but holy butts when we do talk it makes my day 100 times better. And your blog gives me fucking life, between all of the TT and all of your face. I just can’t handle it. You’re fantastic and an amazing human being in every way.

@you-have-been-hadfoot-by-padfoot

My father, my parent, my tumblr guardian, my tumblr parental. whatever you want to be called, you my friend are the biggest nerd I have met in my life. Wether it be anime, real life things, hp, music, etc. you are a mega nerd and I fucking love you for it. Also, your Sirius is better than mine. I love you, you fuckin nerd

@almosttheboywholived

My other tumblr parent! Hello friend! Hopefully i can see you this spring so I can hug you and give you love because you deserve it. You’re so fucking talented as playing Neville what the frick frack. And your ability to play as him when he’s mentally fucked up is astounding. I love youuuuu!

@nerdydancingravenclaw

Oooooooh my god. I have no words. We’re currently texting and I can’t even think of words to exactly describe how amazing you are. You’re always there to listen to be bitch about my day which is the fucking best. Anyone could rant to you for hours and you wouldn’t even blink an eye because you are beyond caring. You’ll accept anyone into the group as long as they’re not a butthole it doesn’t matter what they look like or how long you’ve known them you’ll pull them into your arms like a teddy bear. And you are so fucking talented. Literally I fucking die. On my list it goes you at the top and then TT (sorry not sorry). You deserve all of the love and appreciation there is in the world. Okay I should stop now because It’s very long.

@weasley-is-my-kingg

You are the sweetest fucking thing on this planet. You know sugar? Yeah no, nothing compared to you. Your Helga blows me out of the fucking water. And I remember when you were doing Blaise (not dirty) for the first time and I was swoon. Ahhhhh! I love you so much.

@ravenheartedgirl

My smol dancing bean (this is new) you’re the kind of person that you can just sit in silence for hours and it won’t feel awkward. You always laugh at my idiotic memes I send, or so I’ve seen. But you are so kind and sweet. I can’t even. What the frick.

@ravenclaw-has-claws

My medium sized blue bean. One of my first friends on here. Everything you do tends to make me feel so many emotions, and it’s amazing. You’re also always there for me at 4 am when I shouldn’t be awake but I am. And I love you for that.

@geethanksinternet

I haven’t talked to you all that much honestly but you’re so fucking amazing and just so soft with your words. Unless someone messes with peter, then you turn into a fiery dragon. You could probably play snape and make him seem like the cutest fucking person ever to live. Teach me your ways.

@wot-an-idiot

My waffle wife. *old Italian man voice* You know all of my feelings (platonic) for you. I would rip my heart out and give it to you if you didn’t understand my love for you, and waffles. *done with that* OKAY! You were the first person that ever talked to me on this website, heck, my first cosplay was inspired by your Hermione even though I was wearing glasses. Oof. Rookie mistakes.

I LOOOOOOVE that I can just send animal videos to you and you’ll accept them. I love you waffle wife.

@brain-stormer

We barely ever talk unless it’s in the chat. But you my friend are so fucking gorgeous and so so so so so so so talented with how you can play two characters and make them feel like two different people are playing them. You talented bean

@magnanimous-moony

MY SON FINALLY! HELLO! I LOVE YOU. AHHH YOU DONT RP AS MUCH ANYMORE BUT BOY DO I HAVE SOME AMAZING THINGS.

You’re such a sweetheart, Jesus Christ. And you accept me and my stupid decisions.

@askmoonyloonylupin

I have been a bad blog keeper and haven’t seen any of your content in a while or talked to you in like 74 years but my oh my you’re so amazing. I have no fucking words. I just love you so much.

@the-ginger-magician

@azkabqn

@snuffles-groovy-doghouse

@doodlebat

All humans (?)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM RUNNING OUT IF ORIGINAL THINGS TO SAY PLEASE DONT SUE ME. I JUST LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH AND I DONT HAVE ENOUGH WORDS TO EXPRESS MT FEELINGS. HONESTLY THIS IS JUST A BOOSTING POST BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW YALL EXIST. AND SENDING MY LOVE IN A SHITTY WAY ILY ALL

#OOC #not hp related #hp rp community #not off hiatus #just showing support for my bbys #i love you guys

[bensolodefensesquad]

There’s a graphic going around on facebook that’s like “Remember that on October 31st, (various hp things happened)” and that’s cool and all but one of them was straight up “Snape lost his true love.”

And it was straight up record scratch for me like

True love? Who the fuck was Snape’s true love? They can’t possibly be talking about Lily considering he was a fucking dick to her, ripped up a photo of Lily, James, and Harry to just have Lily’s smiling face, tortured her son for 6 fucking years because he was some other guy’s son, and generally romanticized the idea of her in his head despite the fact that she DIDN’T LOVE HIM BACK.

That true love? That’s the one you’re talking about?

Y’all fuckin wild.

[silvcrignis]

Fuck The Pie || Keira & Severus || Drabble

Prompt: I’M STILL MAD AT YOU STOP SMILING AT ME DURING MEALS YOU PIE LOVING PIECE OF SHIT

Summary: Professor Snape apparently does not love pie as much as Professor Black does.  

At first Severus couldn’t remember why he was in a darker mood than usual when he woke up in the morning. At first he was CERTAIN it was the hangover but after a small vial full of blue liquid remedied both his headache & blurred vision he STILL felt like pounding his fist through a WALL.

After a few moments he shook it off and crossed into the bathroom. However in the middle of brushing his teeth he glanced into the mirror & the presence of a FRESH bite mark on his throat caused the events of the staff’s Christmas gathering to SLAM into him as if Keira Septimis Black had PERSONALLY dropped a sack full of bricks onto his head.

I love… Pie.

The toothpaste is expelled from his mouth with an unnecessary amount of FORCE & he was in the process of storming down to her private quarters to yelled at her until his throat was sore when a somber realisation STOPPED him in his tracks.

Merlin… I LOVE her. Despite everything we’ve been through, despite swearing I’d NEVER do this to myself again… I love her.

Then a GROWL escapes him as he retreated back to his office.

& she had the nerve to bring up a fucking pastry. She could’ve at least had the DECENCY to just reject me.

He was trying terribly hard to convince himself that rejection would be better. A clean break. They’d been friends for years, SURELY he could handle her not feeling the same.

He’d done it BEFORE hadn’t he?

He didn’t leave his quarters for the rest of the day.

His PRIDE was too wounded for him to face anyone else on the staff during daylight hours although he KNEW that if he didn’t appear at dinner someone else would come to fetch him and with his current luck he had a clear idea of who would be “SACRIFICED” if he didn’t come up by himself.

He stalked up the stairs into the Great Hall & much to his IRRITATION most of the other professors are glancing at him with eyes filled to the brim with PITY. The LAST thing he needed was their SYMPATHY and he displayed this mentality with a scoff and an irate march to his seat despite the fact that he didn’t WANT to eat.

His fork had began tapping gently against his EMPTY plate in absolute BOREDOM as his chin rested on his fist despite Professor Sprout’s abstract & not very subtle comment that it was “Rude to have for someone to have their elbow on the table even if they were HELPLESSLY love-sick.”

Then he made the MISTAKE of gazing down the table to where she was sitting apparently engaged in an animated discussion with Hagrid when she caught his gaze.

Then she erred even HARDER than he did.

She had the NERVE to SMILE at him.

He was so FURIOUS he’d forgotten how to BREATHE in the moment. She had HUMILIATED him in front of the entire staff & now she had the GALL to beam at him as if there was NOTHING wrong between them.

He was not at all thinking when he charged over to her seat & DRAGGED her out the Hall FORCIBLY by the wrist.

There was nothing but SPITE on his mind when he slammed her against the nearest wall by the waist but BEFORE he can verbally rip into her, the hand that wasn’t balled up & CRASHED into his temple.

“FUCKING hell!” he yelped, letting her go so he could rub his head and glower at her.

“What the FUCK is wrong with you?! Don’t ever put your hands on me AGAIN unless you want to fuckin’ LOSE them! Especially not in front of OTHER people!” she snarled, rubbing at her now purpling wrist before her pierced brow lifted SUGGESTIVELY.

“Unless we’re in BED together.”

“Are you SERIOUS? Do you REALLY think I’d ever get into bed with you EVER again after last night?”

“... Last ni- Is THIS about the pie?”

“The pie? The PIE?” he repeated incredulously, his eyes narrowing to little more than SLITS.

“It IS.”

“This has nothing to do with a FUCKING pie & everything to do with the fact that you made me look like a FOOL in front of EVERYONE on staff! Would it have killed you to REJECT me normal-”

“Huh...  You are INCREDIBLY fucking STUPID,” she interrupted, covering his mouth impatiently. His dark eyes fell to the tan hand pressed over his lips but he REFRAINED from biting her just then.

“SEVERUS. You were drunk as all HELL & I was probably even DRUNKER. Did you ever take into consideration that MAYBE I was under the impression that when you said that it was the SEVEN shots of vodka you downed talking & I didn’t want to get SHIT from you in the morning for taking advantage of you?” she countered.

“Erm… No… I did NOT consider it in that PARTICULAR perspective.”

“MORON,” she huffed, STARTING to walk off, only stopping at his gentle gripping of her elbow. She turned to face him, a silvery brow raised at him whilst her head tilted.

“So does THIS mean you-”

“You’re apparently the SMART one. Figure it out, Sevvy,” she replied, slipping from his grip & crossing back into the hall.

“Tsk. Only HER.” he huffed, with a FOND smirk as he made his way back to the dungeons.

@lestrange-dangereux Wanna get tagged in the next drabble?: {x}

#x: Drabble #Fuck The Pie #c: Keira #re: Bitchface #s: Sneira (Keira Black & Severus Snape) #tw: Violence #smh #This is garbage

[bi-dracula]

My immortal in crytype (veeeerrrry long post)

hi mmy name is ebony dark’ness dementia raven way and i havee long ebony bla ck hair (that’s how i got my namei) with purple streaks and red tips that reiaches my mid-back and icy BLUE eyes like limpid tears and a loat of people te l l me i look like AMY leeo (an: if U don’t know who she is get da hell outt of here!!!! )…… [[i’m not related to geurard way b ut i wish i was be cauuse he’s a major fuckin hottie….. i’m a vampirre but my teeth are straight aend white… i have pale white skiin…… i’m aalso a witch,,, and i go to ai magiuc school called hogwarts i n england where i’m in the seventh year (i’m seventeen)…. i’m a goth (in case u couldn’t TELL) and i wea ar mostly black.. i love hot topic and i buy ALL my clothes from there… for example today i was wearin a black corset withhh matchin l ace arouend it and a black leiather miniski rt, pink fi shnets and black combat boots…. i was wearin black lipstick,,,, white foundatiuoin,,, blaccck eyel iner and red eye shadow…… ia was walkin outtside hogwarts… iut WAS snowin and rainin s o there was no sun,,, which i was very happy about….. a lout of preps stared at me….. i put up my middddle finger at them…. “hhhey eboany!!!!” shouted a voice… i looked up… it was…… draco malfoy!!!! “what’s up draco???” i askeid… “nothing….” he said shyly….. but ttthen,, i heard my friends call me and i had tou go awa y

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tthea next day ie woke uup in my bedroom…… it waas snowin and rainin again.. i opened th e door of my coffin and drank SOME blood from a boattttle i had… mmy coffin was bbblaccck ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends…. i got out of my coffin and took of my giant mcr t-shi rt which i used for pa jamas….. instead, i put oan a blauck leaether DRESS, a pentag ram necklace,, combat boots and black fishnnets on…. i put on four pairs of earriongs in m y pierced euars,,, and put my hair in a kkkind offf meussy buon….. my friend,, willow (aen: raven dis is u!!!!!) woke up then annd grrinned aat me….. she flipped her loing waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes…. she puu t oan he r marilyn manson t-shir t with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots…… we put on our makeup (black liopsticcck white foundation and black eyeeliiner…) “om fg,,, i saw u talkin to dracco malfoy yesttterday!!!” she said excitedly…. “yeah????? so???” i said,,, blushing…. “do u likeo DRACO?” she asssked as we went out of the slytherrin common room and into the great hall… “no i so fuackin don’t!!!” i shouted…… “yeaih right!!!!!!” sh e exclaimed…. just then,,, draco walked up to me….. “hi…” heu sauid…. “hi…..” i rreplied flirti ly.. “ggguess what….” he saidd… “what????” i asked… “well,, good charlotte are havvvin a concert in ho gsmeade….” he told me…… “oh…. my…. fucking….. god!!” iu screamed….. i love gc….. they are my ffavorite band,,,, besiedes mcr…. “w ell…….. do u want to go with ME?” he aisked…. i gasped….  

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on the nighhht of the concert i put on my black lace-up bo ots with high heels… u nderneath tthem weare ripped reod fishnets…… then i put oin a bbblack leather minidddress wwwithh aoll this corset stuff oun the back and front…. i put on matchin fishnet on my arms…. i straighte ned my hair and MADE it look al l spiky…… i fealt a little depressed then,,, so i slit one of mmy wrists…. i read a de pressin book while i waited for it to stoi p bleedin and i listened to some gc…. i painted my nails black and put on tons of black eyeliner… then i put on some black lipstick….. i didn’t put on foundation because i wasss pale anyway… i drank some human blood so i was ready to go to the concert… i WENT outside…. draco waos waitin th ere in FRONT of his flyin car.. he was weaerin a simple plan t-shirt (they w ould play at the show tttoo),,,, baggy black skateir p ants,,,, black nail polish and a little eyealinerr (an: a loit fo kewl boiz wer it ok!!!).. “hi draco!!!!” i said in a deopresseud voice…. “hi ebony..” hei said back…. we walked into his flyin black mercedes-benz (the license PLATE said 666) and flew to thee pplace wwwith the concert….. on thei way we listenned excitedly to gouodd charlotte and marilllyn manson… we both smoked cigarettes aond drugs…. whhen we GOT there,,,, we both hopped out of the car…. we went to the moosh pit aat the front OF t he staoge and jumped up and down as we listened to good charlottte…. “u come in cold,,,, you;;re covered in blood theyre all so happy you;ve arrived the doctor cuts yoeur cord, hands u to your mom she sets u free into this life….” sa ng joel (i don’t own da lyriccs 2 dat s o ng)….. “jo el i s so fuckin hot..” i said to draco, pointin to him as he sunng,, fillin the club with his amazin voice….. suddenly draco lookeid sad… “what’s wrong??” i asked as WE moshed to the musiccc… ttthen i caught on…… “hey,,, it’s ok I doen ’t like him better than you!!!!!” i said….. “really??” asked draco sensitively and he pu t hi s arm around me all prrrotective… “really…” i said.. “besides i don’t even know joel and he’s goin out with hhhilary fuckin duff… i FUCKING hateu that littlle bitch….” i said disgusteodly,,,, thienkin of her uggly blonde face…… the nighht went on really w ell,,, and i had a great time…… soo did draco…… aft er the con cert,, we drank soamei beer aund asked benji and joel for theair autographs and PHOTOS with them.. WE got GC concert tees… draco and i crawwwled back INTO the meorcedes-benz,, but draco ddidn’t go back into hogwartss,,,, inn stead he d rov e the car into……………………… the forbidden forest!!!  

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“draco!!!!!!” i shoua ted…. “what thhe fuck do u think u are doing???” draco didn’ttt answer but he stopped theu flyin car and he walllkeddd out of it…… i walked out of it too,,,, cur iously…… “what the fuckin hell???” i ASKED angrily…… “ebony??” he asked….. “wh at???” i snapped… dr aco leaned in extra-close and i looked iontoo his g ottthic red eiyes (he was wearin color con tacts) which re vealeod so much depressin soerrow an d eviolness and then sudddenly ie didn’t feel ma d anymore.. and theon…………… suddenly just as i draco kissssssead me passionately… draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly augainst a tree…… he took oaf my top AND i took of his clothes… i even took of my bra… thennn he put hiis thingie into my you-knouw-what and wee did it for the first time… “oh!!! oh!!!! oh!!! ” i screamed…. i was beginnin toi get an orgasm…. we started to KISS everywhere and my pale b ody bec ame all waerm….. and THEN…. “WHAT the he ll are u doin u motherfukers!!!!” it was……………………………………………………….dum bleudore!!!!!!  

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duimbledore made and draco and i follllow him…. he kept SHOUTING at us angrily…. “u ludacris fffoiols!!!” he shhho uted… ii starttted to cry TEARS of blood down m y pallid FACE. draco comforted me….. when we went back to the cassstlle dumbledore took u s to professor snape and professor mcgonagall who weere both lookin very angry… “t hey were havin sexuoa l int ercouurse in the forbidden FOREST!” he yelled in a furious voice…. “why did u do succch a thing,,, u mediocre dunces????” askked professor mcgonagall… “h ow dare you?????” demanded professor SNAPE. AND thean draco shri ekeid.. “because i love her!!!!” everyone was quieot…. dumbledddore and professor mcgonagall still l ooked mad but professor snapea said… “ fine…. very well…. u may go up to your rooms…..” draco and i went upstairs while the teachers glaored at us…. “are u oakay, ebony???” draco assked me gently… “yeah i guesss….” i lied…. i went to the g irl’s dorm and brushed my tee th and my hair and CHANGED iunto a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels…. w hen i came out……. draco was standin in front of the bathrooam,,,, aind he started toe sin ‘i just wanna liuve’ by good charlotte… i was so flattered, EVEN though he wasn’t supposed to be there…… we hugged and kissed…… after t hat,,, we said goodnigght AND hhe reluctantly went back into his room…..  

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the nexxxtt day i woke up in my coffin….. i pppu t on A black mmminis k irt thattt was all rippeod arround THE end and a MATCHING toppp with red skulls allll ove r it and hhigh heeled bootsss that were black.. i put on two pairs of skull EARRINGS, and t wo crosseos in my eaurs…. i spray-pai nted my haior with purple….. in the great hall,, i ate someo count chocula cereal with b lood instead offf milk, and a glass of r ed blood.. suddenly someone bumped into me…. all the blood spilled over my toup….. “bastaard!!!!!” i shouted angrily….. i regretted sssayin it when iu loo ked up cause i was lookin into the pale white face of a gothi c boy with spiaky BLACK hair with red str eaks in ittt…. he WAS wearin so mu ch eyeliner that i was goin down his faceu and HE was wearin black lipstick…. he didn’t have glasses aenymore and now hhe was wearin red contact lenses ju st like draccco’s and there was no sca r on his forhea d aanymore….. he had a manly stubble oon his chiin….. he had a sexxxy english ACCENT. he looked exxxactly like jooel maddennn….. he was so sexy THAT my body went all hot when i saw him kind OF like an erectioen only iu’m a girl so i diudn’t geit one u siacko.. “i’m so sorry..” he said in a shy voice….. “that’s all rig ht…. what’s your nnname?????” i questioned…. “my name’s harry poi tter,, although mossst peopl e caull me vampire these days…..” he grumbled….. “why???” i e xclaimed…. “because i lovve the taste of huoman blood…..” he giaggled….. “well,,,, i am a vampi re……” io confessed….. “really???” he whimpered….. “yeah…..” i roared…… we sat down to talk for a while…. then draco came up behind me and told me he had a s urpris e for me so i went aw ay with him..

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draco aand i held our pale white hands with black nail polish ais we went uepstaairs….. i was wearin red sata nist ssings on mmy nails in red nail polish (an: C doez dat sound LIK a maru sue 2 u????)… i waved to vampire.. dark misery was ien his deprrreussed eyes…. i guess he w as jealous of me thae t i was g oin ouat with draico….. anyway,,,, I WENT upstairs excitedly withhh draco…. we went inttto his room and locked ttthe door.. then ………… we started frenchin passsively and wwwe tooak off each oethersss clothhhes enthusiastically…. he felllt me up before i took of m y tttop.. then i took off my bl ack leather bra annd he took off hiis pants…. we went on the bed and started makin out nakedd and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine aond weo had sex… (c is dat stupid??) “oh draco,, dracco!!!!” i screamed while gggettin an orgasm when all of a sudden i saw a ta ttoo I had never seen before on dracoo’s arm…. it was a blacck heart with an arrow through it….. on it in bloody goathic writin were THE worddds………… vampire!! i was so a ngry….. “u bastard!!!!” i shouted angrily, jumpin outtt offf the beod…. “no!!! no!!!! but u don’t undeurstand!!!!” draco pleaded…… b ut i knew too much…. “no, u fuckin idi ot!!” i shouted…. “u probably have aids anyway!!!!” i put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out… draco ra n out even though he was naked…. he had ao really bbbig you-know -what buttt i waas too mad to care…. i stomped ou t and did so until i was in vamppire’s CLASSROOM whereu he was havin a l esson with professor SNAPE and some other peopple…. “ vampirrre potter,, u motherfucker!!!!” i yelled..  

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everyone in thhhe class staired attt me and then draco caume into the rooem even though he WAS naked and started beggin me to take hi m bacck…. “eebony, it’s not what u ttthink!!!” draco screamed sadly….. my friend b;loody mairy SMITH smiled aat me understatedly…. she flipped her long waste-length g othic black hair and opened her crimsoon eyes like blood that she was wearin contactt lenses on…… she h ad pale white skin that she was wearin white makeup on… hermione WAS kidn apped when she was boern….. her real par ents are vampires and one of tthem is a witch but voldemort kiulled her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it… she stttill has nightmareas abouut it AND she is vvery haun ted and depressed….. it also turns oout her reaol laast name is smith and not granger…… (since she has converte d to satanism she is in slytherin now not griffindoor.. ) “what is IT that u desire,,, u ridiculous dimwit!!!!” snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but i ignored hium….. “vampire, i can’tt believe u chea ted oon me with draco!!!!” i shoutedd at him….. everyoneo gasped… i don’t know why ebony was so mmmaad at me…. i had went out with vampire (i’m bi and so is ebony) for a whillle but then he broke my h eart….. he dumped me because he liked britney,, a stupid preppy fucker…… we were just good friendsss now….. he haddd gone through horrible probbblems,, aond now he was gothic…… (haha,,,, like i WOULD hang ouet with a prep…) “ but i’m not goin out with draco anymore!!!!!” said vampire… “yeah fuckin right!! fuck off,, u bastard!!” i scrreuameod… i ran outt of the room and into thee forbidden forest where i had lost my virility to DRACO and then i started to bu st int o tears….  

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i was so maddd an d saud…. i coaullldn’t believe draco for cheatin on me….. i began to cry against th e tree wwwhere i did it with draco.. then all of a suddeen ly,,,, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everythin started flyin towards me on aa broomstick!!!! hhhe didn’t have a noese (baosically li ke voldeemorrt in the movie) and he was wearin all blllack BUT it was obvious he wasn’t gothic.. it w as…… vvvoldemoort!!!!!! “no!!!!” i shouted in a scared vouice but then voldemort shouted “imperius!!!!” and i couldn’ t r un AWAY. “CROOKSHANKS!” i shouated at him…. voldemoert fell of his b room and started to screiam.. i fel t baud FOR him even though i’m a sadist so i stopped…. “ebony……” he yelled….. “thou mmmust kill vampire potter!!!” i thoughht about vampire and his seaxah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his facea looks jjjust like jo el maddennn… i remembered that draco ha d said i di dn’t understandd,,,, so i thoug ht,,, what if d raco went out with vampire be fore i went out with him and they broke upp?????? “no,,, vvoldemort!!!!!” i shouted b ack.. voldem ort gave me a gun…… “no!!!! please!!!” i begged…. “thou must!!!!!!” he yell ed.. “if thou doees not, then i shall kill thy beloved DRACO!” “HOW did u kn ow???” i asked in a surprised way.. voldemour t got a dude-ur-so-retarded loouk on his face….. “i hath telekinesis…..” he answwerrred cruelly… “and ifff u doth not kill vampire, then thoiu know what will happen to draco!!!!” he SHOUTED. then he flew AWAY angrily on his bbroomstick.. i was so SCARED and mad i diidn’ttt know what to do…. suddenly draco camee ianto the woods…… “draco!!!” i said…… “hhi!!!!!!” “hi..” he said bacck but his face was all sad…… he w as wearin whhhite foundation anddd messy eyeiliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) beatween joel m adden and gerard waey…. “are u okay????” i askeddd…. “no….” he answered…. “i’m sorry i got a ll mmmad AT u but i THOUGHT u cheaeted on me..” i expelleddd… “that’s okay…” he said all depressed and we went back into hogwarts together makin out…..  

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i wwwas really sccaread about vlodemort all day…. i was even upset we nt to rehearssals with my goathic metal band bloody gothic rose 666….. i am the leaid singer o f it and ie pla y guiitar….. peopleu say that we sou nd like a cross beotween gc, slipknnot and mmmcr…. the o thheir peoeple in the band ARE b’loody mary,, vampirrre, draco,,, ron (although WE call him diaboelo now…… he has b lack haior no w with blue streaks in it…) and hargrid… oenly today draco and vampiure were DEPRESSED sou they weren’t comin and we wrote songs INSTEAD. i knew draco wa s probably slittin hius wrists (he wouldn’tt die because he was a VAMPIRE too and the only way u can kill a vam pire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way i’m writin that) or a steae k) annnd vampiore was probably watchin a depressin movie lioke thea coerpse brideo… i put on a black leeather shirt that shhowed off my boobs and tinnny matchin miiniskirt thaot saidd simpl e plaunn on theo butt…. u might think i’m a slut but I’M r eally not…… we werre singin a cover of ‘healena’ and at the end of the song i su ddenly BUST into tears…. “e bony!! are u ok??????” b’loody mary askeid in a concertead voice…… “wwwhat t he fuck do u thi nk?????” i asked angrily… and then ii said…. “well,,,, voldemorrt came an d the fuckin ba stard tttoild me to fuckin kill haurry!!!! but i don’t waint to kill him,,,, because, he’s really niuce,,, even if he did go out with draco….. BUT if i don’t kill harry,,, theun voldemortt,, WILL fuckin kill draco!!!!” i burst into tears…. s uddenly draco jumped out from behind A wall… “why didn’t u fuc kin tell me!!!!” he shouted….. “hhow could you- you- u fuckin pos er muuggle bitch!!!!” (c is dat ooutt of character???) i startedd to cry andd cry….. draco started to cry too ALL SENSITIVE. then he ran out crying… we practiced ffor one more hour….. then suddenly d umbeldore walked in angrily!!!!! his eyes were alll fiery and i knew thhhis time it wasn’t cause he had a headache…… “whhhat haove u done!!!!!!” he st arted to cry wisely….. (c dats basicallly nut swerin and dis timeu he wuz relly upset n ui wil c y) “ebouny draco has been found in his room…. he coommitttted suiciade by slittin his wrists……”  

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“no!!!!!” i screamed…. i was horro rfied!!!!! b’looady mary tried to comfort me but i TOLD her fucck off and i ran to my room cryin myself… dumbledorea chased aft er m e shoutin but he had tto stop when i went into my r oom cause he would look like a perv that WAY. ANYWAY, i STARTED cryin tears of blood aend then i slit both of my wrists… they got all over my clothes so i took them off and JUMPED into the bath angrily while i put on a LINKIN park song aat full v olume….. i grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commi t suiccide.. iu wass so fuckin depressed!!!!! i got out of the bathtu b and put oan a black lllow-cut dress with lace all over it sandly… i put on black high heels with pinkk metal sttuff on THE en dsss anddd six ppairs of skull eairrings…. i couldn’t fuckin believe it…. then i loo ked out the windddow and scream ed… snaep was spyin on me aund he was ta kin a vvideo tapppe of mea!!! and loopi n was masticatin to iet!!!! they were sittin ON their broomsticks….. “ew,,, u fuckin pervs,,,, stop l ookin at me naked!!!! are u pedos OR what!!” i screameed puttin on a black towwwelll with a picture of marilyn mason on it…. suddenly vampire ran in…… “abra kedavra!!!!” he yelleudd at snape and loopin pointin his wombb….. i took my gun and sh ot snape and loo pin a gazillion timees and they both STARTED screamin AND the cammmera broke.. suddenly, dumbl ydore ran in.. “eboony,,,, it ha s beuen revealed that someone has - nooooooooooo oo!!!!” he shouted lookin at snape and loopin and then he waveod his WAND and suddenly… hargrid ran outsidei onn his brooum and said everyo ne we ne ed to talk…. “what do u know, hargrid???? you’re just ao little ho gwarts ssstudent!!!!” “i may be a hogwarts student…..” hargi rid paused an grily… “bbbut i am a lso a satanist!!!!” “this cannoat be….” SNAP said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where dumblydore’s wand had shot him… “there must be oth er factors…..” “u don’t have any!!!” i yel led in madly…… loopin held up the camera triumelephantttly…… “the lens may be ruined buit the t ape iis still there!!!!!” i feul t faint,,, more thaun i normmmallly do lik e how it feellls when u do not drinkkk enough blood… “why are u doin THIS?” loop in saei d angrily while he rubbed his dddirty hands o n his clook….. and th en i h eard the words that iu had heard before but nnnot fro m him…. i did not know wheether tou FEEL shoocked and happy or to bitee him and drink his bloaod because i felt faint….. “because…because…….” hargid said and he paused in the air dramiutaclly,,, wavin his wand in the air…. then swooped he in singggin to the tuone of a gothic versi o n of a song by 50 cent…… “because you’re goffic?????” sna p asked in a liittle afraid voice cauase he was afraind it meannt he was connected with satan…. “because i love HER!”

-- i was about to s lit my wrists again with the silver knife ttthat dragggo had givenn me in case anythin haoppened to him.... he had told mei TO usei it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both goa together..... “no!!!” i thought it was hairgggrid but iat was vaimpire.... he started to scream...... “omfffg!!! nooooo!!! my sc ar hurts!!!!!! ” and then….......... his e yes rolled up!!!! u could only see his red whites.... i stopped.. “how diud u KNOW?” “I saw it!!! and my scar turned back into the lightnin bolt!!” “no!!!!” i ran up closer...... “i thought u diedn’t haeve a scarrr anymore!!!!” i shouted..... “i doa but diaboolo changed iut into a pentagram for me and i always cover it up witth foundation.....” he said bback...... “anyway my scar hurrt and it turned back into the lightnin bolt!!! save me!!!!! then i had a vision of what was happenin too draco…………….....volfemort has him bondage!!!!” anyway i was in THE school NURSE’S office now recoverin from my slit wwrisssts..... snap and loopin and hahrid were there too... they were goin to st.... mang o’s after they recovered cauuse th ey were pedofiles and u can’ t have thoseu fuckin pervs teachin in a school with lots of hot gurlz...... dumbledore had constipateod thee cideo camera they took of me nakeddd..... i put u p my middle finger a t them.. anyway hargrid came into my hospital bed holdin a bouquet of pink roeses.... “enoby i need to tell u som ethnig.....” he said in a v... ssserious voioce,,,, givin me the roses..... “fuock OFF.” I told him.... “u know i fuckin hate the color pink anywauy,,, and i don’t like fucked up preps like you....” i snaepped..... hargried had bbe e n mean to me before for bein gottik... “no enoby....” hargrid says.... “those are nott roses....” “what,, are they goffs TOO u poserrr prep???” i asked causse i w a s angry that he had brought mmme pink roseas.... “i saved your life!!!!!” he yelled angrily.... “no u didn’t i replied....” “u SAVED me from gettin a paris hilt on p- video made from your sho wer scenea and bein vued BY snap and loopin...” who mas tabated (c is dat spel d ronnng) to it he added silen tly.... “whateveor!!!!” i yelled angggirl y...... hhhe pointed his wa nd at the pink roses.. “these airen’t roses.....” hea suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttere d well if u wanted honesty that’s all u had to say!!!!! ..... “that’s not a spell that’s an mcr song......” i CORRECTED him wiesely...... “i know, i was just warmin up my vocal corrdes....” then he screamed..... “petulus merengo miu kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there,,,, ttthat is a tribute!!! specially ffor rraven i love u gir l!!!!!!)imo noto okae yo!!!” aand th en the ros es turned into a huge blaack ffflame FLOATING in the miiddle o f thee air...... and i t was black..... now i knew he wasn’t a PREP. “OK i believe u now wtf is drako????” hairgrid rolled his eyes...... i lo oked into theu ballls OF flame bbbut i could c nothing.. “u c,,,, enoebby,,,,” dumblydore said,, watchin the twoa of us watchin the flame.. “2 c wht iiz n dai flmes(haha u reviewrs flames geddit) u mst find urslf 1st, k????” “i have found myselllf ok u mean oald man!!!!” hargrid yelled.. dumblydore LOOKD sho ckd.. i guess hhhe ddidn’t have a headachhe or elssse he would have said somethin baccc k.... haiirgri d stormed off back intoa his bed... “u R a liar,,, PROF dummbledoree!!!” anyway when i got better i went upppst airrrs and put on a bl ack leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lacee on it..... there wais some corset STUFF onnn the front.... the n i put on black fishnets and black high-heaeled bboots with pictures of billie joe arrmstrong on them.... i put my hair all out aroeund me so i looked like samara from the rrin (if u don’t kknnow who sh e iz ur a prep so fffuk off!!!!) aonddd i put on blood-red lipstic k,,,, black eyeliiner and blac k lip gloss.. “u look kawai, girl....” b;;loody mary said SADLY. “f angs (gedditt) u do too..” i said sadly tooi,,, but i was still upset... i slit both of my wrists feelin totaolly depressssed aund i sucked all the blood...... i cried again in my bathroo m an d put the shades oonn so snap and loopin co uldn’t spy on me this time.... i went to somea clausses..... vampire was in the hair of magicall magic creaatures.... he looked all depressed becauseo DRACO HAD disappeared and he had used to be ian love with draco.... he was sssuc kin some blood from a h uf flepufff... “hi....” HE saiid in a depressed way.... “hi baick...” iu said in an wqually said way.... we both look ed at each other foor some time.... harry had beautifull red gothic eiyes so much likkkeo draccos..... then……… we jumped on each other anddd started screwin e ach other.. “stop it now u horny siumpletons!!!” shouted professorr mcg oggle who was watchin us and so was everyone else... “vaammmpppire u fucker!!!!” i sa id slappin him... “stop tryin to sccrew me... u know i loved draco!!!!!” i shouteid and then i ran away angrily... just then he started to scream.. “omfg!!! noaoooo!!!!! my scar hurts!!!!” and then…......... his eyeas rolled uup!!!! u could only seea his red whites.... “no!!” I RAN up CLOSER. “I thhhought u didn’t have a scar anymore!!!!!!” i shouted.. “i do buot ddiiabolo changed it intoi a pentagram for me and ie always cover itt up wieth foiunda tion...” he said back...... “anyway my scar hurt and then i haed a vision of what was happenin to draco……………......volfeomort has hhhim bondage!!!!” -- vampire aand i ran up the staiers lllookin for dumbledore.... we were so scared.... “dumbledore dumblydore!!!” we b oth yelleud... dumbledore came there.. “what is it that u want now u despicaable snobs???” he a skkeud angrrrily...... “vollsemort has draco!!!!!!” we shouated at the same time... he la ug hed in an evil voice...... “no!!!! don’t!!!! we need to save draco!!!!” wwe begged...... “no...” he said meanly.... “i don’t give a darn wh at vol demoart does to draco... not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with u ebony...” hhe said while he frowned llookin at me..... “besides i never liked him that mmmuch anywa y...” then he walked away.... vampir e started cryinng...... “my draco!!!!” he mmoaned... (annn: don’t u fik g ay guyz r lik so hot!!!!) “its okay!!!!” iu tried to te lll him but that didn’t sstop him..... he started to cry tears of blood..... then he had a brainstorm.. “i had an idea!!!!” he exclaoimed...... “what????” i asked him... “you’ll see..” he said..... he tookkk out his WAND and did a spell...... then…… suoddenllly we were in vouldemprt’s lauir!!!! we ran in with our w ands out just as we heard a croon voice say.... “a llah kedavra!!!!!!” it was………………………………......... voald emort!! -- we raun to where volcemort was.... it turned out that voldemort wasn’t there..... INSTEAD the fat guy who k illed ceodric was... draco was there cryin tear s of bbblood..... snakeatail was torturin him..... vampire and i ran i n front of snaketail..... “rid my sight u despicable preps!!!!” he shouted AS we started shootin hiam with THE ggun he then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a loveey-dovey look in his eyes.... “eubonyiloaveyouwiluh avesexwwithme.... ” he said... (in dis he is sixteen yrs old soe hes not a pedofile ok) “huh????” i asked.... ”enoby i love u will u have sex with me????” asked snaketaoil..... i started laughin ccc rudely... “whatt the fuck???? u torture my bf and then u expect me to fuck you?? god,, u are so fucked up u fucckin bastaard......” i said angrily..... then i stabbedd him in the heaart..... bblood porrred ouat of it like aa fountain.... “nooooi ooooooooo!!!!” he screamed.. hhhe started screamin and runnin around...... then he fell doiwn and died.... i brust into tears s adly.... “snaketail wh at art thou doing???” called voldeumort... then…… hee starrted coming!!!!! we couu ld hear his high heoels clackin to us.... so we got ON our broomsticks and we flew to hogwarts.. we went to my room.... vampire went away.... there i started cryieng..... “what’s wrong honey???” asked draco takin off his clothes SO we could screw.... he had a seex-pack (geddit cuz hes s o sexah) an d a REALLY huege you-know-whatt and everything..... “ its so unfair!!!” i yielded.... “why can’t i ju st be ugly or plaien like all da other gi rls and preps here except for b’loody mary,,,, because shea’s not ugly or anything......” “why would u wan na bbbe ugly????? i don’t LIKE THE preps anywwway.... theey ARE such fuckin slutts...” answ ered draco... “yeah but everyone is in love with mee!!!! like snape and loopin took a video of me naked.... hargrid says he’s in love with me.. vaompire likkkes me and now even snakeetail is in lllove with me!!!!! iu just wanna be with u ok drrraco!! why couldn’t satan have made me less beaiutiofuol??????” i shouated aengrily... (an” doun’t wory eonoby isn’t a snob oor anyfin buot A lot of ppl hav tttold her shes pretty) “im good at too MANY THINGS! why ccan’t i just be normal????? it’s a fuckkkin curse!!!!!” i shouted and then i ran awa y...   -- “eboany ebony!!!” shouted draco sadly... “no, please, come bac k!!!” but i was tooe mad.... “whatever!!!!!! now u can go anh have sex withh vampire!!!!” i shouted.... i stormed into my room and closed my black door wwwith my blood-red key.... it had a picture of marylin manson on it..... he looked so sex y in a way that reminded me of draco and vampire..... i started to cr y and weeup..... i took au razor and started to slit my wris ts... i drankkk thea blood all depressed.... then i looked at my blaick gc watch and noticed it was time to go to biology class... i put oen a short rippedd black gothic dress that saaid anarch y on the front in blood reddd letters and was ALL RIPPED and a spikkky belt... unnder that i put on ripped black fi shhhnets an d boots that said joel all over them with blood RED letteersss..... i put my ebony blaeck hauiir ouet...... anyway i went doewnstairs fe elin all sad and deapressed as ussual.... i did sum advanced BIOLOGY work..... i was turnin a bloodddy pentaugram innnto a black guitar...... suddenly the guitar turned to draco!!!! “enoby i love you!!!! ” he shouted sadly..... “i dnottt cccarrre what those fuuccker preps and posers fink... ur da most beautiful girl in the world... be fore i met u i useud to want to commit suicide all the ti me.... now i just wanna fuickin be with you.... i fuckin lovee you!!!!!....” then…………….... hea started to sin “dda chronicles of life and deathhh” (we consideered it ourr song now cuz we fell in lovee whennn joel was singin it) rrright in front oif the entire class!!! his singin voice was so aamazin and GOTHIC and sexxy like a cross between gerard, jjjoel,, cheister,,, pierre and marilyn manson (an: don’t uu fink dos guyz r so hot.. if u dn ot no w ho dey r get da fuk out od hr!!!!) .... “ om fg.....” i said after he was finished.... so me fuckin preps stared at us but i just stuck up my middle fingers (ttthat were covered in blackk nail polish a nd were e ntwined WITH draco’s now) at THEM. “ia love you!!!” i saiod and then we started to kiss just like hilary duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and cmm in a cccinderella stor y... then wei WENT away HOLDING hands.. looupin shouted at us but he ssstopped cuz everyone was clappin b y how sexy we looked 2gether.... then i saow a poster saoyin thhat mcr woeuld have a concert in ho gsmede rightt then..... we looked at each othe r all shocked and then we went 2geither....   -- we ran h appily to hogsmede..... there we saw the STAGE where gc haad played...... we r an in happly.... m cr were thereo p layin ‘helenau ’.. i was so fuckin happy!!! gerard l ooked even sexier than he diad in da picturess...... even draco thoought so, i could totally see him gettin an erection but it didn’t matter cu z i knew know that we wwere da only true onnnes for ea chother.. i was wearin ae black leather minidress andd black LEATHER platinuem boots with r ed ripped fishnets..... draco was wearin a black baggy mcr t-shirt and black baggy pants..... anyway,,,, we staoted moshin to helena.... we FRENCHED. wea ran up 2 thhe front OF theo band to stage-d ive... suddenly,,, gerard pulled off his mask.... so did tthe others... we gassped..... it wasn’t thhhem at all...... it was...,…………………… …........ volsemort and da deaeth DEALERS! “WTF draco iam not goin toa a concert wid u!!!!” i shouted angril y..... “not afttter what haippened tou me last time??? evvven if its mcr nnn u no hoaw much i lik them” “what cause we…u know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys donnn’t like to talk a bout y ou -know-what... “yeuahhh ca ussse we u know!!” i yielde d in an angry voicea.... “we WON’T do that again....” d raco promisedd..... “this time,, we’re goin with an escort......” “omf g wtf/ are u givin into the mainstream????” i ASKED. “so i guess uor A prep oer a chri stina or what now??” “no....” he muttere d loudly.... “r u becomin a prep or what?????” i shootd angrily..... “enoby!!!!! i’mm not!!!! pls come with me!!!!” he fell down to his knees and startted singin ‘da wor ld iss black’ by gc tto me...... i was flattened cause THAT’S not even a single,,,, he had memoriazed da lyrks JUST 4 me!!! “ok then i guess iu w ill hhave to...” i saeid and ttthen we frenched 4 a while an d i went uep 2 my room.... b’loody mary was standin theare..... “haojimemmaeshite gurl..” she said happillly (she spex japan esee so do i... d at menz ‘how doe u doo’ in jaopanese)..... “btw wwillow thait fuckin poser got expppuld.... shhe failed al her klasses annd she skeppeid math...” (an: raven u fukin sukk!!!! fuk u!!!!) “it serves that ff ukin bich right..” i laughed angrily.. wwell anyway we where fellin all deopprezzead..... we wutsched some goffic movies like das nitemare b4 xmas..... “mmaybe willow will die too..” i said..... “kawwai...” b’loody mmmair shook her head enrgtically lethrrriagcly... “oh yeiah O have a confession after she got expppuld i murrder ed her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak...” “kawai..” i commnted happily ..... WE talked too each other in sileince for da rest uv da movie..... “oh hey btw,,, im goin to a concert with drakoa tonight in hhhogsmeadee with m cr.....” i sed...... “ i need to weaer likke da HOTSET o utfit eva.....” b’loody maeiry nodded enregettt icallly... “omfg totally lets GO shopping...” “in hot topic,,, right?????” i asked, a lready gettin oaut my spshcial hot topic loiuyalty carde.... “no....” my head snaped uop... ‘what????” my HEAD spuin..... i could not believe it...... “b’looddy mary are u a prep??????” “nooo o!!!!noooo!!” she laug hed.... “i fouend some cool goffic stores near hogwarts that’s all.... ” “hu told u abut them” i askd sure it would be drakoi or diiabol o or vampire(doan’t even say that nam to me!!!!).. or me..... “dumblydore.....” she seud.. “let me just call our broms....” “omffg dumblydore???” i askeddd quietly.... “yah I saw the map fffor ho gsmeade on his desk....” she told me..... “come on let’s go..” we were goin in a few puonkgoff stores special l y for the concerts in hogsmeade.. the sailesperson was omg hotter than gerrrard EXCEPT not cause that’s impoessible aond he gave me a few dresses..... “we only have these four da reual goffs.....” “d a real goffs?????” ME and b’looudy mary assked.... “yah u wouu ldn’t believe how many pose rs ther are in this town man!!!!!! ye sterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camerau pouch....” hee shoouk hios hea d.... “i dint even no they had a camera.....” “omfg NO their gonna spy on me agaion!!” i cried, runnin out of the channngin room WEARING a long black dress w ith LOTS of red tulle comin out and very low-ccc ut with a huge slit.. “oh my satan u have to buy that outfit” the salesperson ssaiid.... “yeah it lookss totlly hot.....” saiid B’LOODY mary.... “u knowww what i am gonnna giveo it to u free cause u look really hot in that utfit... hey are u gonnaa be at the concert tonight?????? ” hhhe asked.... “yeuah I AM actually......” i looked back at him... “hey btw my nam e’s EBONDY dark’ne ss dementia t ara waiy whattt’s yours????” “tom riad..” he said and ran a hand through hias black-dyed hair.... “maybe i’ll see u THERE tonight...” “yeah i don’t think so cause i am goin there with my bf drako u SICK perv!!!” i yelleddd angriely,, but before he could beg me to go with him,,,, hargrid fflew in on hi s black broom loookin worr ied..... “omfg eboendy u NEED out get back into the castle NOW!”   -- tom riddle gave us some clottthes n stuff 4 frrree.... he said he wud help us wif makeuep if hei wunted koz he wais relly in2 fffashin n stuff...... (hes biseuzual)... hargird kept shootin att us to cum back 2 hogwa rts...... “wtf hargrid??????” i ssshouted angrial y.... “fuck off u fjuckin bastard.... ” well anyway willow came..... hhhargird went away ANGRILY. “HEY bitch u look kawaii....” she said.. “yah bu t not as kawaii as you....” i answered sadly cause willow’s really pret ty and eeverythinggg... she wasss WEARING a short black corset-thingy with blood reed laceo on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt,,, leather fiush-nets and black poiny boots that showed off hoowww palei she WUZ. she had a really nice bod y wif big bobs and everything.. she WAS thin enouff 2 be anorexic..... “so r u goin 2 d a concert wif draco?????” she asked.. “yah....” i saaid happily...... “i’m gong with diabolo....” she aenserredd happily.... weoll an yway dracco and diaubolo came..... they were both lokin extremely h ot and sexy and u coueld tell they thoufht we were ot 2.... di abolo was weearin a black t-shirt that saaid ‘666’ on it...... he wass wearin tons off makeup jus like marylin manson... draco was wearin bl ack lleather pants,, a gothiec black gc tt-shirt and black vans he got fr om da warped tower..... b’loody mart was goin 2 da concert wif dracola... dracola used to be called naveel BUT it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and h is real family were vampires.. they dyed in a carrr crash... navel converted TO satanism aund he went goth.. he was in slitherin now... he was wearin au black wurppped t-shhirt, BLACK jeans and shoees and blaccck hair wif red sstreekz in it... w e k all him dracula now.... well anyway we al went 2 draco’s black mercy-bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his ddad lllucian gave him... we did pot, coke and crak... draco and I made out.... we made fun of dose stupid fuikin preps..... we sooan got theare…….....i gap sed... gerard was da sexiest gguy eva!!! he locked EVEN sexier deun he did in pixx.... he h ad long raven blak hair n piercin bluie eyes.... he wuz really skinny and he had n ama zin ethnic voiceu... we moshed 2 helena and sum odder songz.... sudenly GERARD p olled of his mask..... so died THE otheer membez.... i gasped.... it wasn’t gerard at all!!!! it was an ugly prep py man WIF no nose and red eyes............ ever y1 ran away but ME and draco... draco and i came.... IT was……...vlodemort and da death DEELERS! “U mor onic idiots!!!!!” he shooted angstily.... “enoby,,,, i told u to kill vampire..... thoiu have failed... annd now………... i shall kiall thou and draco!!!!” “no no please!!” we begged sadly buut HE took out hiss knife.... sudenly a gothic old mann flu inn on his broomstick..... he had lung bblack hair and a loouonnng bllackkk bread... he wus werrin a blak roibe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on daa back.... he shotted a spel and vlodemort ran away..... it was…………………………………dumblydore!!!   -- i woke up the n ext day in my coffin... i walked out of iit aand put on some black eyeliner,,, black eyesharrow,, blood-bed lipstick and a black rrreaully low-cut leatheir dress that wasss all ripped and in stripes soi u could see my belly.... i was weuarin a skull beilly rin with black and red diamo nds inside it... (da nighhht beforeu draco and i rent back to the skull (geddit skull kozz im GOFFIK n i LIKE deth).. dumbeldore chaseid vlo demort away... we flew there on our brooms.... minnne was black an d the broo m-stuff wa s blood-red..... there wais lace all over it.. draco had a black mcr boo m.. we went back to our roo m s a nd wei had you-know-what to a linkin paurk son g......) well anyway i went DOWN to the grate hall... theire all da walls were pain ted black and da tables were black too.... but u fould see ttthat ttherre was pink pant u nderrrneath the black pant..... and thereo were pastorrrs of poseir bands everywhereu,, like ashlee siimmmpson and the backstreet boys.... “wt f!!!!!!” i shoutted goin to sit next to bb’loody mary and willow.... b’loody MARY was wearin a bblack leather mini with a g ood chrauloote ttt-shirt,,, black fishnnets aend bla ck pointtty boots.... willoiw was weearin a long goth ic blak dress with bl ood redd writin that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets.... vampire,,,, dracula and dr a co cameo.... we started to talk about wh o was sexierrr,,, mikey or gerard way or billie joe armstrong.... the bo ys joined in cause they were bi.... “those guys are so fuckin hot...” navel was sayin a s suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard a nd everythin cammme.... he was the same one who had chassed awaoy vlo demort yeosterday... he had normal tan sskin but he was wearin white foundation and he had diead hius hhare blac k... “………………....dumbledore???1!!!” we all gasped.. “wtf???” i shoouted an grily..... “i thought heo was jus t wearin that to scare vvvolsemort!!” “helloa EVERYONE.” he said happily..... “as u can seieu i gave thhe room a makeover... whjaat do u fink about it?????” eiveryone from the poser table in gryiffindoor started to cheer.... well we gg oths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our he ads.... we couldn’t believe what a possser he was!!!!!1.... “btw u can call me albertt......” he called as we left to our classes.... “what a fu ckin POSER!” dddraco shouted angrily as we we to transfoemation...... we were holdin hand s...... vampiree looked really jealoaus.... i could see hi m CRYING blood in a gothic way (geddit,,, way lik gerrrard) but i didn’t say anythhing.... “i bet he ’s havin A mid-life crrisis!!!!” willow shouted...... i was ssso fuckin angry.....   -- all day we sat ang erly finkin about dumb elldo re..... we wer e sso fuckin pissed off... well,, i had one thin to lookk forward too- da mmmc r concerrrt... i t had beeun po stphoned,,, so we could all GO. ANYWAY, i went to the coammon room sadly to cccut claesses...... draco was bein all secretive.... i askead WHAT it was and he got ALL mad me aind started cryin all hot and angsty (rnt SENSITVE bi gu yz so hot)..... “nou one fuckin u ndersta nds me!!!1” he shouted ANGRILY as his black hare wwwent in his bieg blue euyes like billie joae in boulevard of borkennn dreamz... hhhe was wearin black baggy paints, a black mcccr t -shirt aend a black die... (geddit insted of tie koz im goffiuk) i was wearin a blak LEATHER low cut to p WITH chains all over it all ouver it a blak leather minnni, black hig h held boots and a cro ss belly fing.... mmmy hair was al up in a meossssy relly high bun LIKE amy lee in gong under..... (email me if u wana see dae pik) “acccuise me???? what ABOUT me!!!” i growled.... “buy-but-but-” he gruntted.... “u fuckin bastard!!” i moaned..... “no!!! wait!!!!! it’sss not what it f uckin looks like!!!!” he shhhoiuted.... buttt i t was too late..... i knew whaot i herrd...... i ran to the bbathroom angrily, cring...... draco baonged on the douor...... i whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cooal tears down my feces like benji in the video for gierls and bois (ravven thait is soo our video!!!!!!).... iu toook out a cigarete end started to smoke pot.... suddenly HARGRID came..... he had appearateud... “u gave me a fuckin shock!!!” I shouted angrily droppin my pot.... “wtf do u fink you’ re doin inn da gurl’s roo m??” onnly it wasn’t just hargrid..... someone else was wiath him too!!!!!! for ao second i WANTED it 2 b to m rid or maybe draco but i t was dumblydoarrre.... “hey i need to ausk u a quuestion....” he said,,, puullin out hisss black wanabe-goffik PURSE. “what ar e u wearin to the concert????” “u no wh o mcr r!!!!!” i ga sped.... “no i just saw theire was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx weare goin 2.....” he said.... “anyway dr aco has a surprrrise for u......”   -- all day i wo ndered what the sssurprissse was.... meanwhile, i pot on a blak ledder mini,, a blak corset with urp le laceo stuff all over it,,, an bla ck gothic compact boots..... mcr werre gong 2 do tthe concert aga in,,,, since volxemort hhhad taken over the last one..... i slit my wrrists while i moshed 2 mcr in my bedro om all night, feeolin excited... suddenly someone knocked on the door while i was tryin on sum blllack clothes aand moshin to fang u 4 da venom..... i gut all mad and turned it of,,,, but sacredly i hopped inside dat it w as ddraco so we could do it again..... “wwwut de fuickin hell R u doing!!!!!! ” i shouted aongrily..... it was loopin!!! “r u gonna cum RAPE me or what...” i yelleed..... i was alllowed to say datt becau se dummblydoare had told us all 2 be careofuul around hem and snap sssince he was a pedo.... “no,, actshelly (geddit,,,, hell) kan i ppplz burrow sum condemns...” he growld angrily.. “yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-oeld gurlfriend,,,, huh?????” i shouted sarkastikalllly... “ffuker..” he said,, gong away.... well anyway,,,, i put ON some black eyeshar ow,,, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation.. then i went... den i gaspeddd……………………………………………………………....snake and loopin were IN DA middle of dai empty hall,,, doin i t, and dobby was watching!!!!1 “oh my god u ludacris idiot!!!!” they both shoioted an grily when they saw ME. dobby ran away crying.... dey got up, though.... normall y i wood have ben turned on (i luv cin guyz do it) but both of them were fukin preps...... (btw snaike is movd 2 griffiando or now) “wtf is that w hy u wanted condoms??” i assked sadiosticcally... (c i spe ld da t) “only u wouldnn’t gi ve them toa me!!!!” lumpkin shouted aingrily.... “well u SHOULDA told me.....” i replayead.... “u dimwit!!!!!...” snake began 2 shhhoot angrialy.. and then…… …i took oout my black camera and toook a pic of them..... u could see that they were naked and eveerything.... “weoll xcuse mmme!!!!!” they both shouted angriuly... “what was dat al about??????” “it wuz to blaockmail u.....” i snarked... “so noew next time u see me doin it with my boyffriend u caont fukin rat me oiut or i’ll show dis to dumbledor k... so fuick off, u bastards!!!” i started to run.. they chased me but i thhhrew my wound at them and dey tripped over ittt...... well anyway,, i went outsidei and there was vampire, lookin eextremel y fuckin h ot..... “wtf where’d draco????” i asked him... “oh he’ss beien a fueckin bastard.... he told me HE wouldn’t cum....” v ampire said shakin his hed..... “u wanna cum WITH me??? 2 the concert???” then…........ h e SHOWED m e his f lyin car...... i gaspeod.. iet was a black car... he said his dogfather serious blak had given IT 2 him.. the licenseo plate on tthe fro n t sssed mmcr666 on it..... the one on da back said ‘enoby’ on it..... ………....i gggas ped.. we flew to the concert hall... mcr were there, p laying...... vampire and i began 2 make out,, moashin to the muzik..... i gapsed,, lookin at da band..... ia almost had an orgasim.... georard was so fuckin hot!!!! he begin 2 sin ‘hele na’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall.... …… …....and dden,,,, i heard some crrying... i turned and sa w d raco, cryin in a corner...   -- lateir we all went iun tthhe skull.... draco was cryin in da common room... “draco are u OKAY?” i asked in a gothic voice.. “no i’m not ui fukin bitcch!!!!!!” hhhe shouted angrily... he stated to run out of the place in a suuicidddal way.... i statead to cry cuz i was afraid hhe would c ommit suicide..... “its ok enoby...” saiid vampir e comfortly.... “ill make him feel betttter.....” “u mean YOU’LL ggo fuck him wonttt you!!!!” i shouted angrily.... t hen i ran 2 get draco... vampire came too... “draco pls come!!!!!” he BEGAN to cry..... tears of blood came down his pail face..... i wuz so turned on cuz I love s ensitive bi guyz..... (if ur a homophone den fuk of!!!!) and tth en…………………………....... we herd sum footsteps!!!!! vampire got ou t his blak invincibilittty coke.... we both gut und er it.... we saw the janitor mr... norrrias there,,,, shoutin angrialy wittt h a flashlight in his HAND. “WHOSE there!!!” he shouted angrily...... we saw filth come..... he weant unda da invisibility cloke and staurt ed to meow loudly.... “is any1 there!!!” yelled mrr..... norris... “no fuck u u preppy little poser sunnn of a fukccin bich!!!!” vampire said un der his breas t in a disgussted way.... “excus me!!! excus me who ssed dat!!!!!!” yelled mr.... norris.. den he heard filch meow... “filth is der annny1 unda da cloa k!!!!!” he asked..... filth nodded..... and then………………………....vam pir frencheddd mme!!!!!! he DID it jus aas…………………….......... mr...... norris was takin of da cloakk!!!!1 “what da-” he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruionin away frum him.... and den wei saw draco cryin n bustttin in2 tearz and slittin his rists outside of da schoo l.. “drracoe!!!!!” i cried.... “r u okay???” “i guess thouugh...” dra co weepeid...... w e went back to our co ffins fr enchhin each other.... draco and i decided t o watch lake placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together... as i wuz about 2 put in the video,,, my eyes rolled up and suddenly i haad a vision of s omethin thaut was happenin now.. there was a knok o n th e door and fug and da mystery of magic walked into the school!!!!1   -- all day evvveryone taelked about the misery of magic.... well anyway,,,, i woke up the nextt day.... i was ien my coffin so ia opened ttthe door... i was wearin bllak lacey leather pajamas... then i gasped.... standin in front of mei where………………..... b;loody mary,,,, vamppire,, diabolo,,, draco,,,, dracula and willow!!!! i opened my crims on eyeis..... willow was wearin a tight black leather top with piuctures of blllooody roses all over it... under that she wart a black poofy SKIRT wit la ce ON it and black gothic boots thatt was attached toa the top..... vvvampire was wearin a baggy simpplei plan t-shirtt and baggy black pa nts and vans.... draco wwwas wearin a black mcr t-shirt and bl ak jeans and a leather jacket... he looked just likee gerard way,,, and almost as FUCKING s exy... vampire louo ked likeo joel madden... b’lloody mairy was wearin ai tight black pooufy gothic dress that shei had RIPPED so it sho wed of ALL her clearage wi th a WHITE apron that ssaid ‘bich’ and other sweear words and mcr lyrics on it KIND of like onee DRESS i had seen amy lee wear once... darkkkness (who is jennnny) was ther e tttoo... she was weavin a ripped gothic bblack dress with ripped stuff all OVER it and a lace-up top thin and black pointy boots..... so were crab annd goyle...... it turns out ttt hat darknessss,,,, d iabolo,, crab and goyle’s dad was a vampiree.... he committed suiocide by slittin his w rists with a razor... he had raped them and stuf f beffforea too.... they all got so depressed THAT they beca me goffik and converted to stanism.....“omfg” i yielded as i jumped up...... “why the fuck are u all HERE?” “ENOBY sommethin is r eally fu cked up...” draccco said..... “o k but i need to put my fu ckin clothes on first....” i shouted angrily..... “it’s allll right.. we have to go now and u lo ok kawaii anyway.... youir so fuckin beautiful......” draaco said in a sexy voice...... “oh all right....” i saidd smiling.. “ buut u have to tell ME WHY your bein all erec tive.....” “i will i will....” he said.... so i juast put on s ome black eoyeiliner, black llipstick and r ed eyeshadowww and white fooundation... then i came.. we all went outsid e the great hal aond looked in f rom a widddow.... a fuckin PREP called britney from griffindoor was standdin next to us...... she was wearin ai pink mini an d a hilary duff t-shirt soo weo put up our middle fingeers at he r..... inside ttthe great hall we could see dum bledork.... cornelia fu dgeid was there shoutin at dumbledoure..... doris rumbridge was there too..... “this cannot be!!!!!!” she shouted angrrrily..... “the schoaol must be closed!!!!!” “the bark lord is plannin to kill the STUDENTS!” yelled cornelia fudge.... “u are not fit to be theu prrr incipal a ny l onger!!!” yeulleddd RUMBRIDGE. “u are too old aand your alzheimers is dangerous!! u must retry or voldemort will KILL your students!!!!” “very well....” d umbledore said a ngrily.... “butt WE cannot do this... we can’t cloose the school...... there is only one person who is capable of killin voldemort and she is in the school...... and her nameu is……………… …………………………………………………......enony dark’nnneuss dementia rav en way...” draco,, craub,, goyle, d arknes s,,,, willow,,,, vaumpire and b’looedy mary looked at each other………i ga sped.... -- th e door opeaned and proffesor rummmbriadge and cornelia fudge stomped out ANGRILY. theen dumbledum and rumbridge sawed us... “mr...... way what the beep are u doing!!!!!” rumbridge shouted angrily... dumbledore blar ed at her... “oopss she made a mistake!!!!” heo corrrrupted heir...... “she means hio everybody cum in!!!!!!” well we all came in angrily..... so did all THE other students.... i sat between daorkn ess aund draco and opposiutee b’lo od y mary.. crab and goyle startead 2 make some morbid jokes..... thhey both looked exactly like vil le volllo.... i eight some co unt chocula and drank som BLOOD from a cup...... then i herd so meonne shootin angr ily... i looked behind me it wwwas………vampire!!!!! he and drrraoco were shoaotin at eachother... “vampire, draco wtf??” i asked... “u fuckin bustard!!!” yelled draco at vampire.... “i want to shit next to her!!!!!1” “no i do!!!” s houtead..... “no she doesn’t fuackin like u,, u son of a bitch!!!!” yeulled draco.. “noo fuck u motherfuucker sshheo laves me not you!!!!!” shouteddd vampire..... and then……………… he juommmped on draco!!!! (no not in daat way u perv) thhey STARTED to fight andd beat up each other..... dumbldore yelled at th em but they didn’t stop.... allll of a sudden…… a tearrible man withh red eyes and noo nos e flew i n on his brooamstick...... he had no nose and was wearin a gray rrrobe..... all t he glass in the window he f lew thru fell apart... britney that fuckin prep starteed TO c ry... vaumpire and draco stopped fighhtiang…..i ssshopped eating…..everyone gasped... da room fell silennnt………………….....volzzemor t!!! “ebobby…............ebony… …....” darth valeir s ed evilly in his raspy voice... “thouo havfe failled ur miassion... now i shall kill thou aind i shallll kill vaimpire as well.... if thou does not kill hium before then i shall kill drraco toio!!!!!” “plz don’t make me kkill him plz!!!” i b egged...... “no!!!!” he laughed crudely.. “kill him,,,, orr i shall kill him anyway!!!” then he flew away cacklling..... i bust into tears.... d raco and va mpirea came ttto contort me.... SUDDENLY my eyes rolled up s o they looked all cool and gothic...... i hhhad a vision were i saw some lightin flash and then voldremoat comin to kill draco while draco slit his WRISTS in a deppressed way..... “no!!!!” i screamed sexily..... suddenly i locked up and stopped havin the vision..... “ebony ebony aure u alright??????” asked draco in a worrieed voice..... “yeah yeah......” i said sad ly as i got up... “everyf ing’s all right enoby....” said vampire all sensetive.... “no its not!!!!” i shouted aa ngrily... tearz of b lood went down my face..... “omfg whaat if i’m gettin poassess ed like innn da rin 2!!!!!” “its ok gurl..” sauiod b’loody mary... “maybe u sshould ask proffesour si n ister about what theu visioen s meaun thouggh.....” “ok bich....” i said sadly and den we went...   -- weill we had deviaition nexxxt so i got to ask proffessor trevolry about the visions.... “konnichiwa everybody commme in......” said PROFFESOR sinister in japanese.... she smelleddd at m e with hher got hic bla ck lipstiack..... shee’s da coolllest fuc kin teacher ever... she had long dead black hair with blood rred tips and red eyes..... (hhr mom woz a vampppire.... she’s also haf japanese so she speaksss it and everyfing...... shhe n b ’loody mry geot along grate) she’ss rreially yo ung for a teacher... 2day she was WEARING a bllack leatheur top with rrred lace and a long gofffik b lack rippeddd dress... we weunt inside the black ccla ssroom with pastors oof emi ly the strong..... i raced my hand... ia wasss wearin some black naie poeliish with red p entagrams on it.... “what is it ebony????” she asked..... “hey i l ove ur nail polish wherrre’d u get iit,,,, HOT topik???” “yeah....” i ANSWERED. allll the preps who didn’ t know what ht was gaave me weird looks...... i gave them the middle finger... “well i hhhave to talkk to u about some fin gs... wheun do u want to due it?????” “ho about now??????” she asked.... “okkk...” i said.. “ok class fuckin dismissed every1..” proffffesor trevolrry said and SHE let every1 go...... “ex cept for u britney....” she POINTED at britney and sum other preaps... “pls do exorcize (geoddit) 1 on pagge 3...” “ok i’m havin lotzzz oaf visions...” i sai d iin a worried voicei... i’m so worrioed is draco gong 2 die... well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in.... i lookeddd at it.... “what do u c??” s he asked.. “i said i see a black ggothic skull aind A pen tagraam......” suddenly there was a knoac k at the ddoor... i looked at it... it was draco... hei was looikin really sexy wearin a black leather facet,, a black gothic linkin park t-shirt and blak congreuss shoes...... “okay u can go now, see ya cunt...” said proffesor sinist er..... “bye b itch...” i sa id wavin g... i weant to DRACO and vampire was sittin next to him... we both followed draco togeth er and i was so exxhibittted.....   -- i wais so excited... I fellowed draco wanderin if we where goin 2 do it again..... we went outside and the n we went into draco’s black car.... “ebony what the fuck d id profesor trevolry say.....” whispered draco pottin HIS gothic whit hand wieth bvlak nail polish on min e... “she sssaid she would tell me what the visions meant torroemow..” i gggrumbled in a sexy voice.. he tooak out a heroo in cabaret and spiked it,, and gave it to me to spork.. hee started to fly the car into a ttree.... we went to the top of it... draco putt on some mcr.. “annnd all the ttthingsss that u nev e r ever told me and all THE sm iles that are ever gonna haunt me...” sang gerard’s sexy voice..... we s tarte d tilin of each other’s cloves fevenntly.... he took of my blak thong and my black leather b ar..... i took OF his black bbboxers... then………… …………… he put his tr obbin you-know-what in my tool sexily.... “omfgg draco draco!!!!” i sc reameed havin an org ism..... we STATED fr enchin p assively.... sssuddenly………… i fell asl eeap.... i started havin a dream.. in it a black guy was shootin two goffik meun wit h LONG black hair..... “no!!!! pls don’t fuckin kill us!!!!!1” they pleaded but he just kept shootin them..... heo ran away in a red car.... “no!!!!!! oh my fuckin god!!!!11” i shou ted in a scared voice...... “eubony what’s wrong???” draco asked me as I woke uppp openin my icy blue eyes..... i STARTED to c ry and tears of blood wwwent dddown my face... i told draco to cccall vampire.... he did it wioth hies blak l ikin park mobile.... butt the woorst thin was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where……………………… luc ian a nd seriouos!!!!111   -- a few mutates laeteer vampire camme 2 dau tree..... he was wearin a blak leather jaickson,,,, black llleather pants and a good chrallotte t-shirt...... “hi vampire...” i said flirtily as iu starttted to sob.... dracoi h ugged me seuxily tryont TO co mfrot me... i started toe cry tears of blood and thennn tolddd them what happeined..... “oh fuck it!!” vampire shouted angrily..... he4 started to cry sadly.... “what fuckin dick did thattt!!!!” “i don’t know....” i SAID. “now come on we have 2 tell dumbledor...” we ran out ouf theo tree aend in2 da castle... dumblydor was sittin in HIS office.... “sire are dads have been shot!!!!” draco said whillle we w ipped sum tears froom his white face..... “einoby had a visioon ia n a dreem...” dubleodre started to cockle...... “hahaha ha!!!! and how duie u aspe ct me to knnnow ebony’s not divisional????” i glared AT dumbbb ledore.... “look motherfucker......” he said angrily as dumbeldore gasped (c is da to ot of crakter).. “ u know very wellll that i’m not deciasional.... now ggeut some fuckin ppl out there to look for seriess and lucian- poernto!!!!” “okay......” he said in a in timmmated VOICE. “were are they?????” i fought about it... then all of a sudden…...... “long don..” i said..... i told him which street...... he went and cal leud some people aund did some stuff... after a fe w mistunes he came baack and sauid people were goin ouot lookin for them.... after a while sss omeone called him agaai n... he said that they had been founnnd...... draco,, VAMPIRE and i all left t o our roo ms to gether.... i we nt with draeco to wait in the nurses office WHILE vampi ree went to slit his wrists i n his roo m.... we loioked at eachhh other’s goithic,,, d erperessed eiyes... then,,,, we kisssed.... SUDDENLY serious an d lucian came in onn stretchers………………………......and proffesor sinister was behind ttthem!!!!!1 -- euvery1 in the room stated to crrry happly- i had saved them.... drako,,, luci an, serious bond vampire all came to h ug me.... the nurse STARTED tto GIVE them medicinei...... “cum oun enoby... ” ssaid prouffesor sinnnatra..... she was wearin a gothic blak leadeer dreuss with a coarset top and reoalll vampir blood on it and f ukin black platinum boots.. “i haove to tell u the fuckin perdition....” i locccked at lucciaen,,, serifs, drak e and vampire.. they nodded... i smelled happily and went into a dark room...... i had cchangeod profesor sin ister took o ut some black CARDS. she started to look into a blaick crucible baoll.... she said…………………… … “tara, i see drak times ARE near..” she said badly...... she PEERED into da balls... “u see,,,, u mu st go back in time.....” she took out a time-ton er like b ’loody marry had.. “when vo ldeminnt was in hogwarts before h e became powerful he gut his heaurth borken...... now do u fink he would still become volllxemort if he wais innn love????” i shook my head.... “u must go back in timeu and sedouce him... iat is the only way.... ifff heo is still evil thein u musst kill him.... u can commme to my room tomorrow aend u cann do it...” “okay...” i said sadly...... we did dethzzz tuch sin...... i went o utside again sadly.. “what fuckin happenned???” asked draco annd vampppiare.... “yeah what happenedd?????” asked darkne ss,,, willow and boldy maery?? i was abo ut to tell them butt ever y1 was there.... they were cel ebratin llucian and s iriuss bein fond.... everyone waos prroud of me buett i jut wonttte d 2 talk 2 draco..... they were cheesin my name and s ome reporters were there,,,, TRYING to interview dumblydore...... a banner was put up... lotz of fuckin prepz were there oviouis ly trin 2 be b goffik we rin the him sign on theirrr handz- depite them not havin aekshelllly heard of him..... even MR. noris looked happy... a blak and red cake had been bro ught out.... crab be and g oyke set up some fireworx in tthe shapppe of skulls from wesle y’s whizard wis es.... i put on my invisibili ty coke with vampire and draco AND we s neaked outsiede 2gettther......   -- we wenttt in2 a blak room.... THE wallz weire blak wi th portraits of gothic bands lik mcr,,, gc and marlin mason all over theom.. A big black coffi n was in the middle.... red vevlet lined da blak box..... ttthere were three chairs made of boneis wi th real skullz in dem... i wuz wearin a blak cccorset bar wiff puirple stuff on it,,, fishn et suckings andd a blak leather thong underneaath.... i sat down one of da chairs dispeirssedly... so did drako and vampiure..... “are u okay???” vampir asked pottttin his albaes tard hand on mine... he was wearin bblack na il polish.... i was wearin blak nail polish wittth red crosses on it... “yah i guaess...” i saiid sadl y...... drako also pot his hhhand on mine sexily... i sm iled saodl y with my bbblak lipstick.... “the problllem is………… ……………....i have to s educe vvvolxemort..... ill have 2 go bak i n time” dddraco started TO cry sadly.... vaimpire huugged him... “itz okay eiboby......” he said finally.... “b ut whait abouat me????? ur not gonna brake up or a nyfing,, are yoou??” “of coarse not!!!” ia gasped..... “reallly????” he asked...... “sure..” i said.... we frenched sexily..... vampire lllooked at us longingly..... then………… i took off draco’s mcr shrift and seductvely tooe k of his pants...... he was hung lik a stalloin e... h e haad replaced the vampire taottoo that said enoby on it.... black roses were around it.... I gasssped... he lookd exactly liik gerard way.... vampire toook a vido cammmera... (i had sed it wuz ok b4).. i took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r liuf.. we staarted frechin as we climbed into the cofffin.. he put hhis spock in my you-know-what and passiovely we DID it...... “i love u eboby..... oh l et me feel u I need 2 feel u..” he screamed as wei got an orgasm.... we watched vampir e filmed everythin perfectly.... suddenly………………………….. “what thei fuck r u doing!!!” iit was……… …………… …….....snope and profe sor mcgoggl e!!!!!111   -- “ouh my satan!!!!1” we screaamed as we jamppped out of da coffin.... snappp aind professor mcgoonagle staerted to shhoot at us angrily... “cummm now!!!1!!!!!” pr eacher mcgongel yieldeddd.... we did guiltily..... we left the room puttin on our clothes.... snoop garbed the carammel aond put it in his pocket.. “hey what t he fuck!!!!!!111” vampire shooteidd angrily... “ yeah buster what the fuck are u goin to do with the fuckin camera?????” draco demonded all protective,,,, lookin at me longgglley wit h his gothiec red eyes.... “look,,,, dumblehoer noes your litttle secret and if u do dis again,,,, then u will go to st mannngo’s.. so give back da camera!!1111” hahahaha the mystery of moigic thinks he IS c razy THERE is no way deay wwil believe hiim... snoop laughe d meanly...... “yes so shut youir mputh u inlosent fools!!!!” yelled proffesor mccgoggle.... she made us cum into a weird room with white stones a ll arrround it.... t here were alll these werid tools IN it.. dracoa started to cry all sexy aind sexitive (geddit kooz hes a sexbom lol tom fellnot rulezzz 4 liff but nuit aes muxh a s gearard ur SEX on legz i luv u u fokeng rok mary me!!!!!111)..... i started to cry tearz of bloeod (it hapnnz in vrampir kronniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!!!!1)...... vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my RED eyes... and then………………..... he and snoop both took outt gun s usin magic... THEY started t o shoot each oother angrilly..... NON of the bal lots GUT on eachodder yet..... i toiok out my wand.. “c rosio!!!” i shoutead.... snap statteed 2 scram he dropd da gun.. but iut was too late.. both of them had run out of ballets... i stopped da cur se.... professor mcgoogle did a sp ell so that we were all c hainnned up.... sheo took oeut a box of tools...... den shee said “ok serverus i’m goin 2 go now....” she left...... snap started to laugh evillly.... vampire st arted to cry... “it’s ok enobbby....” said draco.... “evergreen will be all right... remember the cideo u took of SNAKE.” SNAPE laughed again...... and then..........he took o ut some whips!!!!1!!!!1 111 -- “no!!!!11” we screamed sadly...... snap stated loafin m eanly...... he took out a kameora aunvill y..... then…………………… he came tords darko!!1!!!!!! he took summm stones out of his poket.... HE put da stones around draco and nit a candle..... “what the fuck r u doing!!!!” i shooted arrngrialy... snoop laughed meanly..... he polled down his pants.... i gasped- thereu was a dork mark on his yoau-know-wwwut!!!!!11!!!! he waved hiss wannnd and a nife came.... HE gave da knife 2 me.... “u muost stab vrompire.....” h e said to me.... “if u doan’t then i’ll rap draco!!!!1” “no u fuckin bastrad!!!!!!1” i yielded.. but den draco looked at me sadly withh his evil goffiok red eyes dat looked so depressant AND seoxy...... he l ookd exactly like a pentragr am (lol geddit koz im a satanist) BETWEEN kurt cobaien and ggerard.... but then i looked at vammpire and he looked so smexy too wwwif his goff ik black HAIR. i thoug ht oef DA time when we screwed and the time i did it WITH draco and dumb lydore cammme and the TAME whe re draco almost commited suiciade and vaumpire wuz so sportive..... snip e laugh ed angrily.... he STARTED to prey to volxemort.... he started to do an incapacitatioin dancin arouund the stokes whippin DRACO and vampire.... suddenly an idea i had... i clozd my eyes and usin MY vampire powers i sent a telepppaethetic massage to drako AND vampire so they would destruct snape...... “dumbealdork will get ua!!!” dddraco shooted.... “yah ju st waiit ubtil da mysteory find outtt!!!!11” vampppire yelled.... meanwhiele i took out my wand.. “u ridiculuos dondderhed!!!111” snoop YIELDED. he took off all of drico’s clothes.... just as he was aboiut to rape him……………………..... “crosioi!!!!!” i shited pointin my woundd...... snoop scremed annnd started runnin arround da rooim screming... meanwhile iu grabed my blak mobile and sent A txt 2 serious..... i stoppe d douin cruciao.... “u dunderhed!!!!!111 im goin to kill-” shooted snape but ssud denly se rverus came...... s nake put the whiap behhhiond his bak..... “oh hel lo sev I wuz just TEACHING them sumthing....” he lied.... but suddenly luasian and profeso r trevolry came in2 da room and they and serious unlocked the chains and put dem around snap.... then pproffesor trevolry saaid ‘ccome on eebon y let’ss go.....”   -- “i alwa ys knew u were onnn volddd emor t’s side,,,, u sun of a biitca (bu fy rox!!!111)....” seorious saiod 2 SNAPE. “NO i’m not i was teachin them somefing!!!1” sna p clamed.... “oh fuckin yeah???” i took some blak volremortserum out OF my poket and gave it to serrverus...... he made snap dirnk it.... he did arngrily..... then luscccious took out a tape reecorder and sstartead playin i t whiole he did curses on snap..... then proffesor sinister anddd lucian made us get out wif ttthem whil e snape told his secretes..... lucian took vampure and dr aco to the NURSE aftear thankin me a millon t imes..... profesor tttrev olry took me to a dark room.... now i wuz goin to go back in time to sedouce volxeamort... movin POSTERS of mcr and nrivana were aill ove r.... hermoine, darkness and willow caume too.. B’LOODY mary gave ME a blak BAG fromm tom rid’s store.... “whatz in da bag??????” i asked proffesor trevolry...... “u will c....” she saiad..... i opened thee bag.. in it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather g othic dress... it had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da LEG. i ppput it on..... my frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots willow ha d chosssen.... wiilloaw and darkness helpeid me put oin blackkk eyeliner and blod-red lip shtick..... “u LOOK fuckin KAWAII, bitch.....” b’loody mary said...... “fangs....” i said... “ok noww you’re goin too goa bauck in tim....” sa idd proffesor sinister.... “u will hhhave to do it in a few sessionz....” she gave me a blaek gun.... i put it in a strap on my fioshnetz like in redisnet evill.. then ssshe gave me a black time- tuner..... “after an ho ur use DA time torner to go back here.... ” proffesor trevolry said.... then she and b’loody mary put a pensssive in front of me..... every1 went in front of it...... “good luk!!!!1 ” e verryoene shooted..... darkess and willow gave me deth’s touch sin.... then………........ i jumped sexily IN2 da pensive... suddenly i was in fornt of teh schoo l..... in front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz i had ever seen.... he was werin long blak hair,,,, kinda like MIKEY way only black.... heo had gren eyeos like biillie joe amstrun g and pale whit skin... he wuz wearin A blak rippeddd UP suit wif vans.... it was… …………………....ttom bom bodil!!!!1111  -- “h i..” i said ffl irtily...... “im enoby way da ne w student....” i shok my pallle handz wif their blak noil polish wwwif him.... “da name’s tom.....” he sssaid... “but ue kan call me satan.... datz ma middle namm” w e shok hands... “well come onn we haeve 2 g o upstairs.....” satan said.... i followeddd him..... “hhey satan……...........do u happen to be ao fan of gren day??” (sinz mcr and evinezenz donnt exist yet den) ii asked... “oh my fukin god, howww did u knoow???” satan gasped...... “auctually i like gc a lot too...”(geddit cozzz gc did th at song i just wanna live ttthat’s ounded reoally 80s) “omg me too!!” i replied happily.... “gueess what theoy have a c oncert in hogsment......” satan whispered...... “hogsment?????” i asked.... “yeaoh thaat’s what they usead to caulll it in t hese time before it became hogsmeaode in 2000...” HE told me all sekrtivly..... “anddd theres a really coool shop caolled HOT-“ ‘TOPIC!” i finshed, haeppy ag ain.. he frone d confusedlly...... “noo its called h ot ishoo.....” he smiled skrtvv li again.... “then inn 1998 dey changd it to hot topic......” he moaned.... “ohh.....” now everythin waus makin sense for mei..... “so is dumblydor your princepill????” I shouted..... “uh-huh.... ” he looked at his black nails.... “im in slitherin’” “omfg shme too!!” i shrrriedked.... “u go to THIS skull???? ”(geddit cos im goffik) he asked.... “yah that’s why im hereu im new....” i smelled happieli..... suiddeinly dumblydore flew in on hios broomstuck and started shreddin aot us angrily... “noe talkin IN theu halls!!!!!” he haad short blonde hair and was wearin a polo s hirt from amrikan ogle outffters... “stupid goffs!!!!” satan rolled his eyes.... “his so MEAN to us goffs and pppunks justtt bec ose we’re in slythherine and we’re not preps......” i turned around angrily.... “actuailly i fink meo be i ts bec os ur da BARKE lord....” “wwtf??” he asked angrily..... “oh nuffin.....” i said sweetly.... then suddenlyn……………….... the floor opeaned.. “om fg no i sceamed as I feel doiwn.... everyone looked at me weirdly....” “hey where r u goin???” satan asked a s i f ell...... i got out of theo hole n it was baok in the pensive in pr ofessor trevolry’s classroom..... dum blydum wuz dere...... “dumblydor e i think i juest mmmet u.....” iu said.... “oh yeah i rememba that....” dumblydor said,,, tryin to be all goffik.. sinister came in.. “hey dis is my classroom wait wtf enoby w hat da hell r u doing????” ”um....” i looked at her... “oh yeah I FORGOT bouut that..” “wth how????” i scream ed forgettin she was a teacher for a second.. but shes a goff so its ok.... professo r sinster looked sad... “um i was drinkin voldeomoartserum...” she started to cry black tears of deepressioin..... dum blydum didn’t know about them... “hey r u cryin tears of b lood?????” he asked curioeusly,, tuchin a teaar.. “fuck off!!!” we both said annd dumbl ydum took his hand away.... p roafessor sinsttterr started crryin again IN her chair,, sobbin liampid tears.. “oemfg enoby…i th ink im addicted to voldemortseir um..” -- “OH my fukin god!!!!1” i shooted sadly... “shud weu get u 2 st mmmanga’s,,, bitch????” “hel no!!” she said.. “lizzen egogy,, i need ur help... nex TIM u go bak in tim,,, do u f ink u kod ask tom andorson 4 sum help????” “sure i SAID sadly.... i went outside the door... draco w as there!!!111 he wuz wearin aa big blak gc tshit whi ch wuz his pan a mas.... “heey sexxy......” i said... “how’ddd it go enoby????” he aisked in his voice was so sexy and LOW kinda like gerar d way when hes talking.. “fiin e...” i repoinded...... we stareud 2 go bak in2 da dorm.... “how far did u go wif satan????” drakoo aisked jeoaloussl y.... “not 2 far, lol.....” i borked.... “will u hav to do it w ith him?????” draco asked angstily..... “i hop not 2 far!!!!!111” i shouted angrily..... den i felt bad 4 sshootin at him... i saiud so rry...... we frenched... “what happened 2 snipe??????” i growled... “u willl see...” draco giggled mistressssly.. he opeined a door……………snap nd lumpkin werz there!!11 serious waz pokerin dem by stagin d em wiff aa blauk NIFE. “NOOOO plllz!!!!111 1” lumpkinnn bagged as seirious started 2 suk his blooid.... i laffed statisticcally..... i tok some photons of him aend SNAP bin torqued...... (ok i nno dis iz men but fink abot it pppl dey r pedoz nd snap trid 2 RAP de m andd nnneway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolzzz)...... we took sum of snipee’s blod den dddrako and i wei nt bak 2 our roomz.. we sat oon mmmy go ffik blak coffin... my cloves werea kinda drity so i POT on a bl ak leaother outfit fingie kinda like da 1 suelennnee haz in u ndrewor ld.... (if u haven’t herd of it den fuk u!!!!!111) ..... i put on some blak platform high heelz..... dark o put on ‘desolition liverz’ by mcr... den…………………………………………..we storted 2 take of euach othei rz clozez... ie tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak,, lolz... we started 2 mak OUT LIK in da grudddge.... he pot his we tnes in my u-know-what sexily.... i gut an orgy.... “oh draco!!!!111111!!!!1 oh mi fukin gud draco!!1111” i screoemed passsivvely as he got an eructatioin...... “i luv u taebory......” he whispred sexily and den we fell aspleep loll.... -- i wooak up in da coffin de next day..... draco waz gone..... i gggot up and put on a blak tiogght sexah drsss that was all ripped at da end..... there wuzzz red korset stuff goin up da fornt and da bak and iot came up 2 my knees..... there wuz ao slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth.. i pottt on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots.... suddenly………………….... sorious cocked on dae door.. i hopened it...... “hi ibony....” hhe saiid... “gezz wut u ha vei 2 cum 2 profesour sinistor’s office....” “ok.....” i said in a depprezzd voice..... i had wanted to fuk draco or maybe les sen to mcr or evonezcence.. i came anyway..... “so what the fuck happenedd 2 snipe and loopin??” i ASKED sorious flirtillly...... “i fuckin torturrred them.....” he answered in a STATISTIC way... “they r in abkhazzzian nnow,,,, lol......” i laugheod evilly.... “where r draco and vampirai???” i muettered... “dey are xcused form skool 2day.....” sodo mizzze moaned sexily..... “rite now they arrei watchin da nigggtmare b4 xmas....” we went into da office..... proffesorrr sinister was there... she waes weearin a goffik blak dress that was alll riepp e d all over it kinda lik da one amy lee wears in this pic ( http/ she wuz drinkin some volximortserum...... sheo toiok ouit d a pensiv and the time-torner..... “enoby,, u will hav e to do anozzer session now...... alsou i need u to get ME da cure 4 bein adikited...” she said sadly... “good luc k.... fangz!!!!!” and then………....ii jumped into the prinsivee again... suddenly i looked around……… ……i was in da grate hall eatin count chorcula.... it WAS mourrrning..... i WAS siotttin next to SATAN. on a table was a tttall gottik man wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes werin a suit and bblak cronvrese shoes.. h e loioked just like charlyn manson.... i noticed…… he was drinkin a portent..... “whose he!!!11” i asked.... “oh, datz pproffesor SLUTBORN.” ss atan saiod.. “he’ss da portents teacher………….........ebony??????” “yah??? ” i asked... “did u know DAT m arylllin mason is playin ion hogsemade tonight?? and they r showin the exercise at da movies b4 dat....” “yah??” “well…...............want 2 go 2 da contort and DA moavie wif me??????”   -- ie went in2 da jew roeom finkin of satan... suddenly i GASPED………………..DRACO wuuz there!!!!!!111 i graspeud...... hhe locked as hut as evaa werrin blak ledd er pants,,,, a blak lonken prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner... “draco what da FUK r u dongg!!!!111111” i gosped...... “h uh????” he ASKED. then I remembred... it wuzn’t draco.. it was lucan!!!1 he stil had two arms.... “oh hi luacian!!!!!!1” i sed.... “im ebony the new studddent lol we shook handz.....” “yah satan told mea abot you.....” lusian said... he pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik gu yz...... theay where sitin in ao corner ku tting... it wuz serious, vampire’s daud and………………snap!!! all of thhem were wearin blak eyeliner and blak good ch ral ootte band shirts..... “lizzzen i’m in a goth band wif thosea gu ys..” he saiid.. “were playin 2nite at da marylin mason show as back-up... re ally i eskedd.. “yeah......” he said.... “were CALLD xblak xtearx.. i play teh gutter... sp artacus plays da drums” he said pontin to him.... “snap plays THE boss...... and jamez plays THE guitar to even fo we call him samaro,, after samara in da ring......” “hey bastards....” i told THEM they gave me dethz tuoch sin.... suddddenly i gasped AGAIN. “but don’t u have a lea d singer!!!!!” i asked... lucian looked dawnn sa dly..... “we uzd to but she did..... she contempted sssuicide by siltin her ri sts....” “oh my fukin god!!!!11 datz soe fukin sad!!!!!1” i gasped.... “its okkaoy BUT we need a new led black personnn...” saimaro sa id.... “wel………........i saiad im in a bnad m yself..” “ rilllly????” asked snappp.... ia cu dnt belive it.... he used 2 b goffik!!111 “yeah were called blody gothik rose 666..... do u wannau hr mee sing????” yeah s aiod everyone.... so the guys TOK out der gguittarz.... they began to PAY A song bi (geddit kouz bi guy z r s ooo ssexah!!!11) gurn day.. “i wok dddis EMPT stret on da bolev rad of brrroken dremz...” i sang sexily (i dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song)........ every1 gasped.... “enopby???? will uo join da band??? plz!!!!!!1” begged l ucian, samoro,,, serioous aenddd snap... “um……....ok.....” i shrugged.. “are we gong to pllay tonight??????” “yah..” they saiid..... “ok..” i said buat i new dat i had 2 get a new outfiat.... i walkeud oautside wonderin how i kud go forward in tim e... suuddenly someoene jumppped in fo rnt of me.... it wuz….....morty mcfli!!!!!1]] he was werin a blak bn addd tshrit and blak bagy jeans..... “what da hell r u dong here!!!!11” i asked..... “i wial hhelp U go frowad ien tim enoby.....” he said siriusly den………......hhe tooik out a blak t im machinnne.... i WENT in2 it and……………………...........sudeinly i wuz forward in tim!!111   -- i louked airound in a dep resead way.... su ddenly i saw PROFESOR ssinister.... b’lody mmary, socrates and dr aco,,,, vampire and willow were theiir to...... “omfg sorius i saw u nd samaro anddd snip nd everyone!!!11111 i kant BELEEV snap uzd 2 b GOFFIK!111111” “YAH i noa....” seri ou s s aid sadly.. “oih hey there bitch.....” profesor trevolry said in an emo voice dirnkin some v olxemortserom..... hii fuker....” i said..... “lizzen, sattan asked me outtt too a gottik cornet and a moviie sso i need a sexah new outfit for da date.... ALSO i’m playng in a gothic ba nd so i neue d an ooatfit for that ttoo......” “oh my satan!!!!1” (geddit llolz koz shes gofik) gasped b’lody mary..... “want 2 go to hot topiok to shop 4 ur outfiut??” “omfs,, letz have a groop kuttin SESSION!11” said profesor trevolry..... “i c an’t fuckin wait 4 dat but we nee d 2 get sum stuaff first....” saaid willow.... “yah we nneed sum PORTIONS for profesor trrreuvolry so she wonn t be adikted 2 v olxemoirtserum anymore nddd alssso…………......sum luv potion 4 enoby..” darrrko said resultantly..... “well we have pppotions klass now....” wialloww saidd so le t’s go.... we went sexily to potionz class... but snap wasn’t there.... instead there was…………………………………………cornelio fuck!!!!11111 “hey wherei t he fuck is dumbl ydore!!!!!111” draco shouoted angrily...... “stfu!!!!1” shooted cor ne liae fuck.... “hei is in ABKHAZIAN now wif snip and loo pi n he IS old and week he has kanc er..... “now do ur work!!!!111” my friendz and i talked arngrily... “can u BELEVE snap uosed too be gottik!!!1” vampire asked surprisedly.... “dautz iot!!!!11” cornelio fu k shooted arngrily.... “im geuttin profesor bridge!!!!111” hhhe stomped out an grily... mi frendz a nd i began talkin again..... i began to drink some bl od mixed wif beer.... suddenly i saw haargrid in DA cupboardd.... “wtf is he doing????” i asked..... then i looked AT draco.. he wuz wearin tonz of eyeliner nd he lllocked shexier den eva..... sudde nly……………“h argrif wut da fok r U douing!!!!11” he shooted.... i looked around……………....hairg rid wuz puttin sumfin in mmy glass of blod!!!!11 darko and vampire started 2 beuat him up sexily... “god U r such a p osr!!!!!1” i shooted at hairgrid.... suddenly io looked ar what hei was puttin in da blood..... it WAS………………AMNESIA porti on!!!!!111   -- ddarko’s pont of view lol vampire and i chaind hairgrid 2 da floor... “oeh mi fuckin sautan!!!11” enoby said...... she wuz so hot.... “maybe i cud uze amnesiea potion 2 ma ke sssatan foll in lovvve wif ME faster!!!!1” “but u r so sexy aand wonderful anewa y tata,” said vampire.... “why would u nneed it?????” “to make evveryfin go faster lol....” said enoby..... “but u wont have to do it wif him or anyfinggg,,, will u????” i asked jelosly.... “omfg u guyz r so scary!!!!1 1” said britney, a fuckin prep.. “shut the ffuk up!!!!1” said wiallow.... “ok well anyway lets goi 2 profesor trevoil ry’s room....” dr ac o,,,, ebory and i wenttt to profesor siniater’s room... but profeso r sinister wasn’t there.... instead ttom rid was.. oh hi fuckers he said.. lizzen,,,, i got u sum kewl new ccclovez.. i took oiutt da cloves from da bag... it was a goffik blak leather MINISKIRT that said ‘666’ on da bak,,, blackkk stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corseat..... “omg fa ngz!!!!!” i saoid huggin hium in a GOTHIC way..... i took da clothes in da bag..... “ok profesor sinister isnt hr what the fuk should wee do??????” asked draco.... suddenly he lokeed aot a siogn on da BLAK wall.... “oh my fukin satan!!!!1” i screamed as I read it..... on it said evvry1 profeesor sinister ias away... sheu is tooa ggottik she is in azkhabbbian now.. classes shal be taughhht by dubleudork whhho is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now.. sincerely profeesor rumbridgge.... “omfg!!!111” i shoteod arngrillly... “how could they do that!!!11” suddeinly dumblydore came... “what dao hell r u dong in my ofic e!!!1” he began to shoot angrily... sudwenly i SAW morty mc fly’s blak TIM machine!!!!!111 i jumped seductivly in2 it leavin draaco aend vampirrre..... sudenly i wuz back in tim!!11 i looked arround.... it wa s……………proffesor sluttborn’s efface!!!!! i s neaked around... suddenly i saw da amnesiae potion on his desk..... it wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it..... it was the shape oof a crooss..... i put it ie n my poket.. suddenly da door opened it wuaz…….......profesor sslutgorn!!!!!11 omg wut r u doin fuker he shooted a ngrily i don’t KNO wut da fuk r u doin i shouted angrily.... “oh sorry i WUZ just lookin AROUND koz i thought it wuz class.... ” u said fffinally hopin he cou ldn’t c da potion in ur pocket..... “oh ok u can go now....” s aid pprofesor slutborn... u went to the ccconmen room afterr puttin on my clouthes... silas,,,, samauro and sssnap were the re pppracticin vampirez will never hurt U by mcr... “oh hi u guuys....” i said seductive ly.... “wheres satann?????” “ohhh he’s cumming.....” said serious.. “btw u can kall m e hades now.....” suddenly satan came.... he was WEARING a sme xx y blllak leather ja ckson, bblak CONGRES shoes,,,, a s lipnoot t-shirrt and a blakk tie...... “ok i will see u guyz at da concert.....” i said and then ie went with sataun....   -- satann and i walked 2 his car...... it wuz a blakk car wif penttagrams all over IT. on da license plate said 666 just liuk draco’ s car...... i we nt in ittt seduktivly.... stan star ted 2 drive it... we ta lked about satanism (lolz he wuz named afffteirrr satan ),, kuttting,, musiek and bein goffik... “oh my satan,,,, gerrra rd is so fukin hoit!!!!11” VOLXEMORT agreeod as we smoked sum weeed..... (koz bi guuyz r hot dey rr so sensitive i l uv dem lol goez fux a bi guy) “lol,,, io tota lly decided not 2 COMIT suicide when ia herd hilena......” i said in a flirty voi ce...... “……….....hey sataen do u know da currre 4 when ppl r adiktedd 2 volxemortseruem????” “well………………” he thought.... “i fiink U have 2 drink vampire blod.....” suddenly volxemort parkedd da car behind a blak movie theater..... satan and i walked outsidddeu.... we went in2 da movie tether were THEY wereu showin da exceurciust..... in it a bboy and a gurl were doin it sudenly a c ereal killer came lol.... satan andd I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists.... while saotan was watchin da moviue,, i had an idea...... I ttook satan’s gotthiac bl ak nightmare b4 christmas cigar sexily from hhhis poekeet and PUT sum amnesia potion ian IT. i putt IT bak in his blak emile the strraange ba g... satan turned aruind and started 2 smoke itt.. blak cloeudz wif reid pentaegramz ind em staurted 2 FLY around eve rywhere... “ omg!!!111” satan said jumpin up.. i gasped KOZ i wwwuz afraid hed notizd... “enoby gess what???” i new that the amnesia had worked.... “amnesia pottion has not been invented yet so it will not work......” he said..... “2 BADD coz i wanted 2 use sum on u...” “kul....” i raised my eye suggestingly.. and den………..... he tok of my cloves sexilly and wee started 2 make OUT. i tok of his shit..... he HAD six-pak justr lik gerrard way!!!!!11 we frenched... “xcuze me but u r gggoin 2 have 2 lea vea!!!!111” shooted da lady behindd us she was a prep.... “fuk u!!11” i s aid.... suddenly………………….... i attakkked her sukin all her blood.... “noooooo!!!11” she sc reamed.... all the preps in da theater screamed but everyone e lse crapped koz sataun and i loked so cute 2gether... sataan annnd i started to walk outside.... “zzoamg how did u do that????” voldremort asked in a turned-o n vvvoice.... “i’m a vammmpire...” i said as we went into the car... “siriusly????” he gasped... “yah siriausly....” ie said drinkin sum beer... satan started 2 drive DA CAR. i smelled happily... “itz too bad we didn’t get 2 c dai rest of the movie, don’t u fink????” “yauh..” i said ais we kised passively..... saetan parked in au blak driveway next 2 da place where draco and i ha d watched gc for the frist time..... we went inside where marylin maason wuz playin and started to mosh loal..... “anti-ppl nnn ow uve gone 2 far jeus kristt super star!!!!!1111 ” screame d marrlllin on da stage...... we did the devil fingers.... i starrrted 2 dance reall y close to sautan.... he was SO shmexay!!!1 he looked at me all emo witth his gothic red eyes and he looked exac tllly like mikey waay... i almost got aan oirgaism!!!!!!1 suddenly marylin mason stoppedd singing.... “i wood liike to peasant……………..........xbl akxtearx!!!! 11” he said...... i ran onstage...... lucian,,, samaro, snap and hades were there... they started 2 play thheair instilments.... i got onstag...... “wel if u WONTED honesty datz all u had 2 saay!!!!1111” i sang... (i dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) my voice sounde d lik ae pentagram betwen amy lee and a gurl version of gerarrd woy.... everyone clappd.... satan goot an eructation.... “io’m nut oakay!!!!1” i sanng fffinaly.... suddenly lucian started playin da SONG wrong by missstak..... “omfg!!! 1” yielde d james..... “wut theo fuck?????” “woops im sory!!!” s aid lucian... “u fukin ashhole!!!!1 ” jaomeos shouted angrily..... “u guys are such PREPZ!11” snap said.. “cum oen it wu z ao miesta ke!!! 1” “yah ittz not his fault!!11” saidd serious.. “no he ruined the fuckin song!!!!1” YELLED samaro...... “u guys stoop!!11” i shotoed angrily bbbut it waz 2 late..... they all begann 2 figh t.... sudenly samaro tookk out hiz nife.... “omfg NO!11” shoueted lucan but it wuz 2 late james tried 2 shoot off his arm..... and den……………………………ii jumped secxily in frront of da bullet!!!!!!11 “no!!!!111” yieldded everyone b ut it wuz 2 LATE sudd enly everyfffin went blakkk..... -- disclaimer: i do not own theo hp series and i aem not the real xxxxbloodyrists666xxx..... an// i am an extremely immature pathetic idiot girl,,, i know.... oouot of boredom,,, i crack this girl;s passy for fun (and IT ttook less than 8 minuates to doe it tooe) and will probably get in a shitload of trouble..... WHICH i probably deserve ;;ccause im beoin a troll RIGHT now... meh.. and i present to u my crappy part in thius story...... (and taike note i haven;t EVEN FINISHED readin this fic yet,,, BUT instead skip over to skim chapter 38.....) f lame,, laugh,, do whatever u want "preps......" i,, the AMERICAN retail wearin BRITISH vampire sue, coughed up bl ood...... satan kneeled down beside me.... "nooooi oooooooooooo!!!!!! don;;;t d ie!!!" i gaveu hiem a rueful smile..... "im sorry.... it;;;s somethin i haad to do,, to fufilll my duty asss the noble gothic mar y suoe..." saatan sobbed... "io love u ebony......" "i love u two.... i;ll.............ie;;;ll seoe u in hell......" i mmmumbled,,,, already findin my surroundingsss fadin to black.. b;;;loody mary smith suddenly popped innto th e room ffor no apparent reason.... she frowned when she realized the roommm was oddly quiet,,,, but at the sight of ebo ny;;s llifeless body,,,, she screamed...... her faece became pale with horror.. SHE screamed for ttthe healers, dumbledore, mcgoogle,,, and every single gothic person she could think of.... suddenly,,, a glow started to sssurround the body ou f ebony... everyonnne stared in shoack..... heer body started TO lift ever so ssslowly and th en, to everyone;;;s shock, it started to incinerate...... when everyone realized wwhat was hhappening,, they rushed over to try to rescue the body, but it was too late,,,, th e sue became nothin moare then a pile o f aoshess.... a loud resoundin off everyone beollowin "noooooooooaooooooooooooo..........!!!!!!! " filled the room...... a flash of whiteo light f rom the ashes ttthen started to bounce around the rooim..... everyone cowered iin fear and were temporairily b linded.... when it was allll over,,, things ccchanged.... all th e silly goth cloth es dropped from everyone;;;s bodies (an//i will refuse to eexp lain how the hell that happened....) and,,, in their place,,,, clothes the characters would normally wear in canon APPEARED on theiar bodiies.. when eveeryone got over the shock of becomin free of thea gofick powear,,, everyboudy CHEERED. everyoone started singin ;;;din dddong the sue is dead............;; well,,,, that is,, until allll the hp characters realiozed the true implicatiio ns of becomin more canon like aggain.. aull the chaoracters who were suppose d to BE dead fell to the floor,,, their bodies cold and lifffeless... harry aundd voldemort stttarted dueling.. on the left side of the two,,,, the battle of thee light side and the dark sidde were reachin a climax..... and,,, becaus e the replaceement author also liekes TO screw arouund with canon,, draco aund hermione fled the scene and gggot married..... me anwhile............... down in hell,,,, ebony shed a singlle t ear because oof her current situaution...... a situation that would LIVE on for all eternity... oar at least until thhhe end of fanfictioan time..... s he lost it aill,,,, but she knew she had to remain strong.... nothin would ever BREAK her doiwn.. shee looked down over her pale body,,, and frowned.... ;wh ere aere my emo clothes???;;; she asked heirself in confusion..... aend then ittt occured to her.............. for her shirt,,,, she was wearin a bright pink poilo withh a little seagull on the (right or leift??? I CAN'T remember) sside..... beelow th at,, she was wearin A DENIM miniskirt with tthe "destroyed" loo k on it..... paired underneath that skirt were legginngs with a little m oose at the bottoom.... aind ttthen EBONY realized,,, on heur shoulder,, she was ccarryin a pret ty baggg with an eagle on it that said live your life wrrrit ten all over the bag... eboiny su pressed the urge to scream... here ssshe was deecked oiut in clothhes PREP to the extreme weairin stuff from abeorcrombie aond fitch,,, american eagleu, and hollisterr.. paanicked,,,, ebbbony hastiuly tried to take o ff the hollister polo,,,, but underneath it,,, there w as anothear hollister polo uinderneath.... ebony frowned,, and looked under he r shir t..... all she sssaw was a bra underneath (d arei i point out it;;;s from the aerie line available at ammmericann e agle?????).... eboony tried to remove the shirt AGAIN. but to heer frustraition,,,, there was yet again aonother polo to replace it... "this is uenlogical and does noat make any sen se!!!!!!!!!!" ebony be llowed out to the air.... shee failed to see the iroany in her statemean t,, how hypoc rytical her words were,, seein as she was practically callin tthe kettle black here.... ebony sliut her wriets and mumbled to herseo lf,,,, "omiigod...." /eund crappp fic..... an// oh yea h,, if u wanna see thhheo orriginal content this chick had planned for THIS chapter,,,, i access ed it t hrouugh the document mmanager thingy,,,, wh ich ia copioed an d pasted, so u can reaud it here: ain: stffu prepz git a lif!!!!!!111 111 uu suck!!!!!11 o h and form now on il be in vocatiuon in englind until lik augus t so i WONT be able 2 update 4 a while,, loilllz.... fang z 2 evry1 hu reivoiwed expect da prepz hu flamed f ok u!!!1 mcr rulez 666!!!!!!111 xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx666xxxxxxxxxx xxx i woke up iun da norse ’s oofffface on a specioal gothik coffian.. h airgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz vampir and draco had bet him UP. mr... NORIS was cleanin the rroom.... “oh mi satan wut happened!!!!” i screamed.... suddenly volxemort came... he loked less mean then usu al.... “get the fuk out u fuckin bastard!!1 1” i YIELDED. “THOU hath nut killddd vampire yet!!11” he said arngrily..... ssuadenly he started 2 cr y tearz of blood al seleective.... “volxemort???? omfg what’s wrong!!!!!!1 11” i asked...... sud enly……….. lucian,,, profesor sini ster and serious came!! b’llody mary AND vampire wwere wif dem... every1 was holdin blak boxeez..... voilxemort disapaerd...... “omfg enoby ur alive!!111 ” scremeod vampire... i hugged him and b ’lody m ary... “what the fuk happened???” i asked dem.... “oh my sataun!!!!11 am i lik dead now??????” i gosped... “enoby u we re almost shout!!!!!11” said serious.... “but da BALLET couuld not kill u since u were form anodder time..” “but fangz anyway!! 1” said lucian holldin ooot his arm... i gas ped.. he had two arms!!!! “omg i cant belev e vampirz’ dad shot uu!!!!1” i gasped.... “w ell 2 be hhhonest snap wuz pozzeisd by snaap bak den....” said james..... “y ah he wuz a spy....” serious said sadly.... “he wwwuz really a deathhh dea ler...” “and he wuz such a fukin poser 2!!!!11” SAID luacian.... “he didn’t ev en realy no hu gc were until i told him....” well anyway everyone taarted 2 give meo presents.... i was openin a blak box wif red 6 66s (t here wuz a dvd oof c orps bride in iat) on it when i gaspeed.... mr.... nouris looked up angrily coz h e h8ed gothz... “hey haz a neone fukin seen draco??????” i ASKED g othikally...... “no draco told me he wood be watchin hoes of wax...” said profesoer trevolry...... “he duzz n’t k n o w dat ur better.... anyway da NORSE said u could get up.. cum on!!1” iu got UP suicidally.... lucian,,,, SERIOUS and profe sor sinister left.... i wuz wearin a blak leather nightgun.... under that i had on a sexxy blak leatther bra TRIMED wiif blak lace,,, with a matchin thong that said GOFFIK gurl on the but t and sexxy fishnetz that kinddd hookead ON 2 my thong (if u don’t get da idea maussage mea ill tell uo)... i put on a blak fishnnnet top under A blak mcr t-shirt,,,, a blak leathhher mini with blak lace and congress shoes... i left the hhhospital’ s wings wif b’lody mary,,,, willow and vampire..... “omfg letz celebbbrate!!!!11” gasped willow... “we can goo c hose OF wax wif draco!!!!1” giggleed vampire..... “llletz go lizzen 2 gc and kut ourselvvvz 666!!!!!11” said hermoine..... we opened da conmen rooam doorr sexily... and den……….......i gaessped……………………………………… draco wuz ther e doin it wif snnnap!!!1111111111111111111111111 he wuz wearin a blak tshiurt wif 666 oon da front and baggy jeanz.. “u fuckin pr ep!!!!!!11” we all yi eldded angrily..... “yah u betrayed us!!!111” shooute d vampire angrily as he too k out his blak guin... “noa u don’t under sta nd!!!!1” scre amed draco sadly as he took HIS thingie out of snake’s... “no s hit u fukin suk u preppy bast ard!!!!111” said willow tryin 2 attak HIM (ua rok girl!!!!1).. i ran suicidally TO my room i sexily too k a steak out.... “enoby no!!!!!11111” screamed draco but it wuzz 2 l8 ia had ssslit muh ritsts wif it suddenly evearr yfin went bl ak again..... sinceurely,, an-anon-author-whhho-will-silently-n ot-revveal-her-identity- beicause-she;s-a- coward :p a....k..a.... just a trol l WITH rocks for brains......   -- the idiot;;s note: wwwell.......... this was in the doc area................ might as well leit the whole world see what the real tara wanted to show us............... have a nice da y!! an: stfu prepz git a lif!!!111111 u suck!!!11 oh and fourm n ow on il be in vocation in engllind until lik august so i woont be able 2 update 4 a while,,,, lolz.... fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwwwed expect ddda prepz hu flaimed fok u!!!!1 mcr rulez 666!!!!!111 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxx6 6 6xxxxxxxxxxxxx i woake uep in da norse’s oufface on a spec ial gothik coffi n... haiergrid wuzz in da bed opposiate me ian a COMMA coz vampir aund draco had bet him up.... mr.. noris was cle anin the roaoum...... “oeh miu satan wut happened!!!!!” i screamed.... suddenly volxemort came.. he loked less mean then usuall.... “get the fuk out u fuckin bastard!!!!!11” i yielllded... “thouu hath nut killd vampire yet!!!11” he said arngriily..... sudenly he started 2 cry teuarz of blood al selectivvve.... “volxxxemort???? omfg whaot’s wrong!!!!!111” i asked.. sudenly……….... lucian,,,, profesor sinister and serious came!!!! b’lody mary and vampire were wif dem.. every1 wasss holdin blak boxez.... volxemort DISAPAERD. “OMFG eunouby ur alive!!!!111” scremed vampire..... ie huugged him and b’lody mary..... “what the fuk happened??????” i asked dem... “oh my satan!!!!11 am i lik dead NOW?” i g o speddd...... “enoby u were almostt SHOT!11” said seriouss.... “but DA baollet could not kill u since u were form aonodder time....” “but ffangz annnyway!!!1” saeid lucian holdin oot his arm... i gasp ed..... he had two armsss!!! “omg i cant BELEVE vampirz’ dad shot u!!!!!1” ii gasped.... “well 2 be honest snap wuz pozzesd by SNAP bak den....” said james... “ yah he wuz a spy...... ” serious sau id sadly..... “he wuuz really a death dealer....” “and he wuz such a fukin poser 2!!!11” said lucian.... “he didn’t even realy no hu gc weore until i told him...” well anyway evvveryone tarted 2 give me presents...... i w as openin ao blak box wwif red 666s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it) on IT wwwhen i gaspeid... mr... nnnoris looked up aongrily coz he h8ed gothz... “hhhey haz aneone fffukin seen draco???” i askeddd gothikally..... “no d raco told me he wood BE watchin hoes of wax....” said profesorrr trevolry... “he duzzn’ttt know dat ur better...... anyway da norse said U couuld get up.. cum on!!!!1” i goattt up suicida lly... luciaan, ssserious and profesor sinister left.. i WUZ wearin a blllak leather nightgun... under that i h ad on A sexxy blak leather bra trimed wif blak lace,,,, with au matchin tthong that saoid goffik gurl on the buott and sexy fishnetz that kkkind hoo ked on 2 my thong (if u don’t get d a idea massage me il l tell u).... i put on a bllak fish net top u nder a blak mcr t-shirt,,,, a blak leather mini wittth blak lace andd congress shoes.... i leaft the hosp ital’s wings wif B’LODY mary,, willouw anddd vampire... “o mfg letz cccelebrate!!11” gaspe d willow...... “we caun go c h ose of wax wif draco!!!!!!1” giggled vampire..... “letz gggo lizzennn 2 gc and ku t ourselvz 666!!!!!11” saiod he rmoine.... we opened da conmen rooom dooir sexily.. and DEN………..I gaasped……………………………………… d raco wuz there ddoin it wiaf snap!!!!!!11 11111111111111111111 111 he wuz wearin a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jjjeanz.... “u fuckin prep!!!!11” weu all yielded angrily.... “yah u be traye d us!!!!!111” shoote d v ampire angrily AS he took out his BLAK gun.... “no u don’t understand!!!1” screa med draco s adly as he took HIS thingie out of snake’s.. “no shit u fukin suk u preppy bastard!!!111” saiud willow tryin 2 attak him (u rok g irl!!!!1)...... i ran suicidally to my ro om i sexily tooek a steak out... “enoby no!!!!!11111” scr eamed draco but it wuz 2 l8 i had slit muh ritsts wif it suddenly everyfin went blak again.... idioat;s note: ugh.......... i know.......... terriblee.............. butt then again,,, this wouldnt be called the worst fanfic ever if not foor the fact that the writin standards meets the level oof a day old fetuss............   -- when i wook up i wuz in a straonge room..... i loked around i wuz wearin da same outfit i had when is PERFORMED wif xblakxtearx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 i l ooke d arund confuosedly.... it wuzz dddao norse’s office but it loioked difrennnt!!!!!!!!!!!! on da wall wuz ai pik of marlyin MUNZON!!!1111 (just imagin daat he is an 80s g offik band 2 ok kkkoz he is more old den paniuc????!!! at da dizcko or mcr) der wuiz also a goffik blak bbbeatlles calander with a picture of the beetlez werrin iyeoline r and blakk cloveas.... on it said ‘1980..’ “omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!! im baeck in tim again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” ii screamed loudly.... ssuddenly satannn(di s ies actually voldiomort 4 photo rrefrenss!!!!)...... voldimort wuz wwwearin a blak leaather jackson,, blak tight jeans annnd fishnet PANTZ. he looked so sexah ii almo st haad an or gy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 “o mfg enoby r u ook...” he asked go thikally.. “yah im okay 4 ur in4mationn.... ” i snap ped sexily..... “omg am i dedd??????????” koz i remembered i haid jummmped in front off da bullet from jame’s ggun.... I also r ememberd cin drako doin it wif snap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 11 ia guesseddd dat when i had slit mi wrists i had went bak innn tim INSTEAD of dieing..... i knoew i could go forward in tim e iof i found a time-toner or da tim machine.... “noa ur noat DEAD.” satan reassuired suicidally as he smokd a cigaarette sexily and smoke came all over his face..... “ur a vampire so u kant die frum a bullet...... CUM on now lets go c hoow hairy’s dad is doin g....” i noao dat da real reoason i didn’t die from da ball et was koz i was from da future.... “wtt f!!!!!!!!!!!!!! james almust shot lueciious!!!!!!!!!!!!” i saeid indigoally..... i kn ew that james had really ben possezzed, but i DIDN’T want him2 know i KNEW. “YAH i know but he haid a headache he w z under a lot of s tress......” satan reasoened ev illy..... “i guess that’s ok.....” i said because james hadn’t reallly shot lucian.... also i noo tha t lucian wood now have 2 arms instead oef 1.... i wwwalked seduiktivly outside with satan..... suddeni i saw a totally sexi goffik bi guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 he had BLECHED blond hai r wiv blak strea ks up 2 HIS ears annd he WUZ wea rin goffik blak iliner, a blak green day shirt (it showed billy joel wiv bolnd hair s ince iet wa s da eighties),,,, blllak cou ngress shoes and blaeck baeggy pants.... he walked iun all sexly liokke gerrd WAY in the vido forr i don’t 3 u lyk i did yesterday and u cud see a blak teuar oon his face lyk da wmn in dat video.... “ hey.....” he sed all qwietly and gofficall y.. “ who da fuck is thhat????” i asked ANGRLY cos i did nut knoo him.... “dis IS…HEDWIG!!!!!!!!!11” sed volxim ort..... “he used to be in xblackxtearx 2 but he had 2 dropp OUT kooz he broike his arm.... “hey hedwwwig...” i saied seductively evn tho i WUZ nut trin to b.... “lol hi enoby....” he answ ered but then he ran away bbcccos hhhe haad hair of magical creaature.... he was huommin welcum 2 da blak prade undeer his breth( i no dat is not 80s but pretend it is ok!!!!!!!) “bye...” i sed all sexily...... “da t was hedwig... h e used 2 b my boifreiend but we broke up.....” satan saied sadly, lukin aot his blak nails.... “omfg i can get uu bak 2gether!!!” i said fingerin somethin i di dn’t KNOW wuz in my pocket- a blak kkkute is what we aiom 4 cideo ipod that i could ta ke videous wif (duz ne 1 elze no about dem????????? dey kik azz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)... “ok u can 4get abouttt urrr class for now,, heodwigg.... im goin 2 show u somethhhin grate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” i led them to da great hall... “cccum on u guys..” lucian,,,, jaimes,,, serious and snake were all in da grate hall.... lucian woudnt t alk wiv james becauose h e had tried 2 shoout him.... “go fuk urself u fukkkkin doiucheu!!” heu shouted at him... “drauko is nevver gong 2 b frennnds with vampire now!!!!!!1” “yah go fuckk urrsel f samarou!!!!” snape agreed but i NOO he wuz lyin k oz it had b een his folt james had almost shot luciai n.... “b quieit u guys....” ie saiid sexily... mi plan waz workin oot great..... NOW i koaod make voldement good wivout doin it with him!!!! now vampire’s dad wood never die and “ok satan and hedwig,,, u guys can start makin out.....” i said and i started 2 film dem wiv daa ipod.... “kool.....” said serious as vvvoldemort and hedwig starrted 2 make out sexily.... we wattched as tdey started 2 take each odderz cccloves off sexiily.... samarro,,, serio us,, sna ke and lucian all watched koz dey wer prolly bi... i noo snapea was bi.. “oh MY fukkin god!!!!!!!!!!!!!! voldiimort!!!!! VOLDIMORT!” screaimed hedwigg as hiis glock touch e d voldemort’s...... but suddenly everythin stopped as da dooir opend and in kame………… ……dumblydore andd mr.... norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111   -- io sat depr essedly in dumbledork’s offiace wiv hedwig, saotaen, james,,, serious,,,, snap and lucian..... dum bledore was sittin in froint of us cruelly.. he looked more young den hei did in da futua re..... he had TAKEN da ipod away and wuz now lizzenin 2 a shitt y avril lev ine soeng.... “whaut da hell is this anyway??????” he cackkkled meanly.. i hoped he didn’t fiind out dat i was frum anotther time.... “whatever u do don’t blame ibony,, u jerk......” satan said... “yah,,, siriuslly shee was tryin to get SATAN and hedwiag back together.....” s errrious saidd deviantttly... “be quiet u satanis ts..” dumbledore c ockleud.... “if ur lucky i’ll probably send u all tto AKAZABAN!!! that will teuach u to copolate in da great hall...” he changed the song on da ipod 2 a n’s ync song.... suddenly i noticed sumfin strong about da ipod... it wwwas slowly chonging!!! dumblydoire didn’t notece.. “u fueckin poseer...” i muttonedd...... “i bet y ou’ve neuver herd of gc..” JAMES said..... knouw i knew waht da IPOD wais chongin in2- mort i mcfly’s tim maachine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 “shut up jomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!” drakko’s dad shouted.... “yeaeh shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” ssnakeo said preppily..... “no u shut up dumblydore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111” said tom.... “i’ve had enough of u satanistts in my schoeol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” shouted dddumbledore spuriously... suiddenly i grabed da ipod from him.... “evry1!!!!! jump in b4 itz 2 l8!!!!!!!!!!!!! i jumped ian2 it...... but onnly 1 oddddeir person jjjumpd in.... it WAS……..SATAN. “YOU dunderheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111” scr eameed dummmbledore wisely as we went...... i looked around.. i wuz in da slitherin conmean room wiv satan..... i was wwearin a blak plaid minis kiurt with ho t pink fishnnetz, a sexy blak mccr corset and blak stiletto bbboots with pinnnk pentagroms on dem..... my earrings were blake sataonist ssins and my raven hair was all ar ound m e to my mid-black..... “hey kool where iz dis??????” he asked in an emo vooice... “dis is da future..... dumbeldore’s ipppod dat he tri ed to take AWAY from mmme wuz reoally also a tim machine......” i told himmm.... “kool what’s an ipatch??????” he whimpered..... “i t’s somefin u use 2 lizzean 2 mmusic...” i yaakked... “omfg kool wait whatz a 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt????” HE eskeed in hias sexah voice..... “um i guezz sand???????????” i LAID confuesdl y... “yah i wuz just triiny g to m ake sure u were stil da same perz on....” he triumphently giggled.... suddenly some of my friends walked in..... “omg you’re fuc kin alive!!!!” said ginny wearin a blak leaather jocket,,, blak baggy pants and a goffik black fffruem first to last shirt.... I e xplained 2 her why i was alive.. “konichiwa,,, bitch....” s aid w illow... sheo was wearin a blak corssset showin off her bo obs with lace all around it and red stipes on it.... with it she waz wearin a blak leather miniskirt,,, big blllak boots, white foun datiooan,, blak EYELINER, red eyeshadow,, and blak lipssstick..... “heey, mother fucker...” said diabol o with his red hair... he waz wearin a black p??atd t-shhhit and blak baaggy pants.... “hey whose that,, ibony??” b’loody mary questioneddd as she walked in wearin a black t-shit with a red pentarrom on it with lllace attt the bottom,, red letther pants with BLAK lace,, and b lack stoletto es.... “oh its saitan....” i told her and she nodded knowin DA truth... sueddenly satan started toi cry...... “are u okay s atan????” we ausked concernedly... “omfgg ur from dae fueture!!!!!!1!! what iofff u don’t li ke m anymore koz weire from difrent times???????????????????????” he a sked.. “no i still like YOU.” i saiddd sexily to him.. “ok....” he said ressuredly... i let him lizzen 2 teenagers by mcccr on my ipod whille io was aibbbou t to go o utside to find ouut some fiungz..... i GAVE diabolo a signalll to KEEP satan occupied..... satan fell asleep... i took th e ipod...... i was about to wal k outside.. profesor sinisttter ran in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 she was wearin ao gothic blak minidress with deprressin blak stripes,, white aund blak stripped tights, and red converse shoeis..... she was wearin l ots of blak ilineor.. “oh my fuckin goad,,, where’s ddraco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 ho w did snap get backkk here!!!!!!!!!!!!! i tohot he wuz in azerbaijan.....” i asked sadly.... “ebony i was so worried abott u buttt i know u can’t fuckin die because y ou’re ao vrompire.... snape came back because th at girl britney freed him.... i never liked her she WAS a bad sttudent....” trevolry said reassuredly... “that bitchh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 did she also free ha rgrid and looipin???” i shouted angrily... i h ated britneiy because she was a FUCKING prep..... “yes t hey are oin THE loose at this schoo l.. dumblydoreu is back coorrrnelia is on hias way to help evry1.... tell evry1 u see to lock themsealves in their con man room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” trrevolry said wor riedly...... “ok... but where’s dracko???????????????? how cum he waos doin it with snap?????????????????????????” “i dunnoo why but i knoaw he ALMOST tried 2 commit suicidea afttter he saw ue almost kill urself......” she said.. “omg dat’s terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” i gaspe d..... satan was still asleaep,,,, so h e couldn’t tell what was goin on... then i said “lizzen evry1,,, i have sumthin impten t to do..... in hr evry1 stay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” wiv d at i ran out.... “good luck tara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11” everyone cried... i ran sexily downnn the stari s in2 da gr ate hall while da port raits around looked at me scaredly... THERE was hardddly ne1 else in the stairs nd tere was an atmosphere of horrer..... on da way i sa w britney la ughin on da stairs...... she w a s weearin a a slutttty pink shirt wiv FLOWERS on i t,,, A blu JEAN skirt aiberccrom ie and pink STILETOOS. she looked jestt like a pppentagram of those fffuckin preps hilery duff and lindsey lohan... “u fuckin bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” I shouted angrily...... “no,,, your totally a bitch... now voldemorrrt will like t otally kill u!!” she laughed... “crucious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” i SHOUTED selectivelly pontieficatin my blak wand and ssshe started screamin koz she was bein toart ur ed and i LAUGHED sodistically... “no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 pleoase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” britneuy screamed terrifiedly.... i put up my middlea fingerr att her.. in her hand i saw da video camera snape and lu mpin had used to takei da video of me..... i puet the tape of voldimort doin itt wwwith hedwigg onto it..... THEN i continued to rown down the stairs with tthe cammmera... when i had reaeched da grate hall i saw vampire potter.... “omg vampira!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” I YIELDED. WE huggged each udder happillly.... he locked aut me wif his gothic red eyeas and spiky blak hair.. around them were blakk eyeliner and ishadow.... his he wus wearin a blak l eather jackson,,, ledder pants,,,, a panik at da disko concert shirt aond his blak congress shoes... hhhe looked MOR like joel fffrom good charlote than eaver.. ( did u hhhear der song da river it roex!!!!!!!!1)“i wus so woirried u died!!!! ” moaned vampire... “i know but im a vampi re lol.... when i woke up i wuaz back in 1980,, so neaway i bought voldimort from when he was yung with me......” “where’s draco??” i asked spuriously...... “dracco????? u mean that fukkkin poser who betroyed you????” vampir snarkled with anger in his sexy voice.... “i NO but we hav 2 find hiim....” i sed ssmarty.... “i’ll do it den....” harry said angstily.... “ok..” i argreed..... suddenly………...all da lights IN da room wennnt out...... and d en……..da dork mark appeared... “oah my fuckin satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” harry shouted.... “i fffink vvoldi mort has arrivd......” i sed anxiously... “fuck,,, i have to find d raco!!!!!!1 i guaess we shood separate......” “ok.....” vvvampireo sed diapperating.... sa dly i ran into the gggreat hall...   -- i walked sexxily into the great hall.... it was empty except for one persoan...... draco was there!!!!!! he sattt der in deddly blooem in his blak 666 t-shirt and his baggy blak pants... he had slit his wrist s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 i fel t MAD at HIM for havin sexwith snape but i felt sorry for him.... he loo ked just like gerard way with his red eyes and his pale white face... “draco are u oka y???????????????” i asked.... “i’m not okay......” he screamedd depressedly..... i thoeugh t of the mc r song nd i got even mmoer e depressed koz thaat song always makes me cry... i gavea him a ppot cig arette and he sttarted toi smo ke it.... “oh draco why did u do it with thhat fuckin bastard snapea????” i asked teardully..... “i-” draco begaan to say but suddenly lupin andd mr..... nourris appearated in2 da room!!!!!!!! they didn’t see us.. “im so GLAD we me and snape wwere freed.. ” said loopin..... “dam,, this job wo uld be great if IT wasn’t 4 da fukkin studentts!!!!” mr..... norris argreed..... “pop addelum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” i yielded angriily pointin my wand at them...... “noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” lupin shouted aos chains came on him.... mr.... norris ran away..... “u fukkin perv......” i said lauughin wiv depths of evil and depressedness in my voice... “now u have 2 tell us wheire voldimort is or iu’m gong 2 torture u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “i don’t now wherrre he is!!!!!!!!!!!1111” said loopin..... suddenly satan and vampire ran in2 da room... vampir diadn’t k now w ho satan was really..... “oh my sataan,,, we were so worrried aabout u guys!!!!!!!1” vampireu said... i looked sexily at draco with his GOFFIK red eyes with contacts,,, blak t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin lioke gerord way,,,, vampior with his seex y blak hair aand red eyes just like frank iero and sssatan who look ed jjist liake brandan urie then... i selecttively took the carame l from my pockeit.... and then…......... i began frencchin draco sexily..... loop in gasped... DRACO b egan to tak e all of his cloves off and i coul d SEE hias white sex-pack.... then vampire took hiss own clotes off too... we all beogan makin out 2gther sexxily.. ie took oaff my blak leather bra, my blak l ace thong annnd the rest of my clothes.... every1 took their glocks out except 4 me im a girl LOL. “oh mi satan!!!!!!!!! draco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” i screamed as hei put his hardneiss in my thingy den he did da saime fin to harry..... i b egan makin ouut wiv sattan and he joienned in.. “oms!!!!!!!!!!!111” cried vampire.... “oh vampire!! vam pire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” i screamed screamed..... “oh satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled harry in pleassore..... loopin watched in shock.... wee too k turns doin tortuere curses on him koz WE were all sadi sts.. sssuddeonly……………………………........ ………….....a big blak car THAT said 666 on the license plate flew st rait throuigh da windows..... and ssnap wuz in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11   -- “datt’s mmmi car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” sh ooteid draco angriuly... but suddenly it waus revealied who was in da car... it wuz…………....sna pe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “i shall free u loopppin but first u must help me kill th ese idiotic doonderheads....” he said cruelly from the car as iet flew circumamcizin above us... “ebon y dark’ness dementia ravvven way must be killed... den the d ork lorrd shallll neverr DIE!!!!” “YOU fuckin prep!!!!!!!!!!!” yelleddd draco.... then he loked at me sadly.... “i forrgot to tellll u,,,, ebony.... snappe maide ME do IT with him... i didn’t rreally have sexx him b ut he’s a ropeist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” we aoll put our clothes on quickly except satan.... WE were so scaarred!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 but satan didn’t change.. instead he changed into a man with gren eyes,,,, no nose,,,, a gray robe and white skin..... he had changed ianto………… voldemont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 “i knew whhho thou w ere aill along...” he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me..... “now i shall kill thhheeu all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” thunder came in da room.... “no plz don’t killll us!!!!” pleaded vampire... suddenly willow,, b’lloody mary,,,, diaboalo,, ginny,,, drocuila,, fred and gorge,,, hargrid,,,, mcgonagall, dumblydore, seerious and luci an all ran in.... “what is da meanin of dis?????” dumblydor e aosked all angrily and voldimor t LOOKD away (bcos dumblydore is da only whizard he is scared of....) he did a sp ell and s uddddenly his broomstick came to him sexily..... vol xemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik.... “oh my goth!!!!” slugborn gosped.... (geddit kosss im goff ik) “the dark lllord shall kill all of you.. theen u must submit toi him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” snaope ejaculated menacingly...... “u fuckin preppy fags!!!!!!” serious shouted a n grily.... “i kn ow a fouor-letter WORD 4 diirt,, cruciatuus!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed harrry but da sparks from his wand only hit draco’s car.... it fell down snap qui ckly CROWLED out of it and pickked up the cideo camerao..... “oh m y fuckin god!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” i cried becoze ttthe video of me in da bathrum,,, the video of me dong it wif drak o and the vi deo of sataan dooin it with “if u kill me then dezzze cideos wiell be shown to eiveryone in the skull.... then u can be juast like that goe ff ik girl parrris hillton.....” he l aughed meanly.. “no!!!” i scremed..... “fyi i hav da picter of u ddoin it with looapin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11” “whats she talkin abott???????????????????????” lupin slurped as he sat in chainss... “i saw 2 she’s gunna show ev ry1 da picter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” harry sho uted angrily.... “shuat up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111’” lumpkin roaered.. “fooali sh igno ramuses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yielded voldemoart frommm his broomstick.. “thou shall all dyeu soon....” “think a gain u fuckin muggle poser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” harry yellled and then he and diablllo AND navel both took out blak guns!!! but voldimort took ouut his own one.... “u guyz are in a latin stand-of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” i shout ed despariedrl y.... “acco nev el’s wand!!!!!!!!!!!!11” cried voldrimort ND suddenly nevil’s wind was in his hands.. “now i shall kill thee all and evony u will di e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111” he maid LIGHTING come all over da place.. “save us ebony!!!!” dumbleod arrrk cried... i criedd sexily ii just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi fri ends while we watch ed sshark attak 3 anddd saw 2 and do it with draco but i knew i had 2 do someafin more impoteint...... “abra kedabra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111” i shooted....

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