Why in modern settings is Crowley always the Sexy Lingerie one and Aziraphale the Plain Boring Underwear one. The leading factor in Crowley's design is that she's Modern, sometimes "alternative" (yknow, corp goth) but always Modern. Aziraphale, on the other hand, is always old-fashioned, with the book making note of her tastes falling towards the 1950s. A lot of Sexy Lingerie (or at least what I think is sexy) is a lot of stockings and garters and girdles and corsets, all evocative of the mid-century in some way, while most modern underwear is very utilitarian, even high-end stuff. This entire post is a psyop to get someone, somewhere, to draw more corset-and-stockings Aziraphale posthaste
listen tim and bernard do not send each other cute shit bernard sends tim a youtube video 13 hours deep into the stupidest conspiracy theory and tim will binge the entire thing immediately so he can talk to his boyfriend about it
Nightmare has a good hering because of his ears, reason why Incubux; every time he eats secretly at night, he is careful not to make noise so as not to wake up his "mother"(Nightmare), while listening to him is in vain.
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While with Cross it works to this snore like a pig.