“I’ve got a simple rule. When my girlfriend misbehaves, she has to choose between me hitting her or her plushie.”
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reposting from twitter
GET SNOOFED!
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is he real
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Tapir Mutant from Kamen Rider Black ep. 2
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I thought that my “ANT-thropromorphic” girl needed a friend. Sometimes she hangs out with the weevil girl. Weevil girl knows where to find all the sweets and ant girl is a sugar fiend. (and also just a fiend generally, and very frantic. They are friends who move at very different paces through life)
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still got some fight left
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GUYS! Look at this!
It's a Pyrenean Desman, a water mole with a snorkel snout
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I wanbt to fall deeply in love with an transsexual woman and spoend lots of my time lavishing her with affection 👍
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Emotetober day 5! - Tammy flushed
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I wish I had paws, so I can run like I want to. I wish I had a tail, that I can wag when I’m excited. I wish I had a snout, so that I can lick food out of a cup or bowl. I wish I had ears, that I can perk up when I’m excited and down when I’m sad. I want a canine nose, so I can smell like I want. I want fox eyes, so I can see well and don’t have to wear glasses. I want to be myself. I don’t want to be in a society that judges me for who I am. I want all these things but it’s just not possible.
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