In the scenario of swedish university points, (hp) being ones health points (hp)
I, with my bachelor degree and master degree would have a hp of a bit over 300 hp
So clearly i am some sort rpg mini boss?
People who has a doctorate degree (=phd) in something would have a hp bar to strike fear into mere mortals (students)
15 notes
·
View notes
"Is Will your boyfriend?" Holly asks, and Mike immediately chokes on the lettuce in his mouth.
"Wh- what?" he gasps, dropping his fork and swallowing back the salad that suddenly feels like cement in his throat. Holly's looking at him with a strange expression, like she's trying to figure something out.
"Will. Is he your boyfriend?" she repeats, even though Mike very obviously heard her, and the question doesn't feel any less shocking the second time.
"No!" He yelps. "No, why would you think that?"
Holly shrugs, taking another bite of spaghetti like this is a normal conversation and she is not slowly killing him. "Nancy calls him your little boyfriend sometimes, and Mom says he's your person, which basically means the same thing, and you live together and act like a couple and unpack groceries together, and- I don't know. Seems like it could be a thing."
OR
holly visits college roommates mike and will, and has a few important questions for them
163 notes
·
View notes
Rb with a pic of your f/o (up to 2 please) + optionally a short description and I'll assign them what pokemon I think they'd be :D
Proshippers please dni
50 notes
·
View notes
I've got a job interview tomorrow. at a new coffee place that I think is for instagram. they sell "collagen coffee" ..................
19 notes
·
View notes
"There's a japanese legend that says you have the face of who you loved most in a pa-" Okay, which myth is that? Is it just common folklore, or is it connected to some religious thing? Where's you hear this from? Can you even tell me the name of the legend???
7 notes
·
View notes
Have you ever gotten into your regular baking rhythms. You make bread this often. Muffins that often. On a regular schedule to replenish your supplies. And then, sundenly, you realise A Day is coming up and you have a Personally Significant and Highly Specific Tradition.
I had already locked in enough prep work, the decision was made for me. It's crazy, there's no way it turns out like a more suited baked good.
-"So you did it?"
But of course.
I present. Wifi's pineapple carrot cake muffins with non branded fruit explosion filling. With a twist. With a couple twists.
[ID from alt: A mixing bowl filled with green batter, flecked with shredded carrot. END]
[ID from alt: 1. Small pot filled with dark reddish purple berry sauce. 2. A white spoon with sauce on the back attempting to show the colour better. END]
-"Oh you made sure to only use really purple fruits for the filling?"
Absolutely not its 50 percent strawberry I put food colour in that bad boy.
[ID from alt: 1. Muffin tray lined with various silicon muffin wrappers. Partically filled 2. Filled completely. You can see the fruit filling under the second layer of batter in some parts. END]
Now i COULD HAVE SWORN. I took a photo of the filling step but my phone disagrees with me >:l
[ID from alt: The cooked muffins in the tray. "Golden" brown on top, thus creating a browner green. Some of the fruit filling has burst a bit. END]
[ID from alt: 1. Muffin upside down on a blue plate out of the muffin wrapper. The fruit filling spilling out the side looks almost black in colour. 2. Cut in half to see the green inside better. The filling is thin in the center and has squished out to the sides of the muffin. END]
Remember to adequately reduce and chill ur fruit filling. It will make it look less like this. HOWEVER. I was impatient.
The photograph really don't quite capture these. The are an experience to eat and see in person. They have been described as "some halloween shit" and "2012 ooze like" both of which is a fine compliment to me.
But happy normal day everyone. If the world is getting you down. Take a muffin.
14 notes
·
View notes