#so I had washing on the mind

[fischiee]

rvb dnd game where wash is the dm and just gets increasingly angry as the game goes on bc every time church meets one of his npcs he just says “i cast brain damage” and then the whole table yells that it’s a valid spell and wash just screams internally

#church’s favorite hobby is giving wash brain damage and that’s just a fact babes #tucker and grif have a bet going on to see how long it takes before wash has an actual aneurism #lina is busy therapizing herself with her self-insert barbarian character with daddy issues #that she swears up and down has nothing to do with her own personal issues #donut keeps cosplaying as his character - a sexy tiefling - and literally no one else will join him #i know nothing abt dnd actually so sorry for any inconsistencies i just love these boys and have had the phrase ‘i cast brain damage’ #rattling around my mind for like 2 weeks #rvb #red vs blue #agent washington #rvb church #washilon #also wash/alpha but idk that ship name #wach??? #churchwash?? #i feel like i know it but i simply cannot remember

[rapidhighway]

I broke my scale I put it in the sink with the dishes and poured water all over it TOT

#my mind was just. blank #and when i realized what i had done it was too late i already washed like two things while pouring water on it #😭😭😭😭 i need to go buy a new one i literally bought it 2 months ago #rip in piece baby gurl #you were so young

[milkweedman]

Bought a pair of pants at goodwill earlier but all the ones I've been to have had their changing rooms closed the whole pandemic so couldn't try them on... did pull out my measuring tape that's on my keys and they were pretty much my size, but I have discovered that while they would fit well if they had a normal waistband, they actually have a stretchy waistband (like, strip of elastic sewn the whole way around) and thus are so big that they're falling off me, because their own weight kind of pulls them down so that the cuffs drag on the ground. Unclear if they're intended to be high waisted and just too big or for someone bigger in all dimensions than I am, but not the point.

I've been trying to figure out how to fix this, bc they're very comfy. I kinda wish I could just take out the elastic and do a drawstring but there's 2 buttons and a zipper that would definitely complicate things. Could also wear a belt, if I had one and if they weren't the worst sensory experience since not wearing socks.

#my first pair of pants that wasnt jeans in... potentially ever. probably not tho i bet i had cargo pants at some point #the first that i remember tho. i love jeans but i walked by this section of pants that were all so colorful and was entranced #these are purple... #there might be a way to add further elastic to the back to encourage it not to stretch... #better yet maybe line the waistband and sew thru it and the elastic a lot to try and stop it all from stretching #or most ? i guess if some parts stayed stretchy that might be okay #im incredibly bad at eyeballing whether clothes will fit me or not. i do not know what size my meat suit is at All #my jeans normally have no stretch which is what i need bc otherwise they stretch out so much i start washing them every day #just to try and make wearing them feel consistent so i dont lose my mind #point being no stretch is ideal but these dont seem as robust as jeans so idk if they can necessarily take that #*guy who has only worn jeans* idk not really getting jeans vibes from these pants... #alterations #anyway yes i meticulously measured the inseam and the waist no i didnt try stretching the waist or notice the obvious stretch design #such is life

[hella1975]

realising something bad about someone that means the world to you should be illegal. id like to live blindly actually

#ive been tiptoeing around this realisation for a WHILE now but today was the first time i actually verbatim in my head #went 'i dont like living with my mum'. and the moment i thought it was like no nooononono lets NOT do that #like objectively my mum is my favourite person in the world and i love her more than every other person in my life combined #but LIVING with her in HER HOUSE is just not... it. and it makes me feel awful for even thinking it bc that's her biggest fear #that we're gonna grow up to have the same relationship that she had with her mum and that ISNT what's happening like i could never #be distant from my mum in fact the reason she has such a chokehold on me is BECAUSE there's so much love there #but it would still break her heart to know i felt this way and i just feel so shitty for it. but like? i CANT relax here #like the thing that made me think it this morning wasn't even an explosive thing like it usually is with her #like every shouting screaming argument we've had ive just taken it. but then this morning when nothing exceptional happened #i was just. done. so basically i told u guys she wanted me to hoover today and already yelled about it YESTERDAY which. whatever #and she goes out every thurdsay until lunchtime and i think ive said on here before that the days we're home alone are HUGE flashpoints #bc if she comes home and perceives that not enough chores have been done/one thing has been done wrong she just hits the ROOF #like her temper is entirely disproportional she gives the same energy for the washing up not being put away that another mum would #give for finding drugs in their kids room. ive truly never seen someone maintain a temper like that woman can it's actually impressive #so yeah she was gone this morning and it just always leaves me On Edge it's never a huge thing bc im not SCARED of her but im not relaxed #and i hoovered for an hour and washed up and then also dusted the stairs and did some other tiny irrelevant jobs #and my sister did fuck all. she pulled a sickie off work and stayed in bed while i fussed about what to do with the dogs and shit #and so when my mum came home ig i was expecting some sort of acknowledgement? like not a round of applause #bc obvs it's just chores and the hoovering she literally told me to do but when my sister had been SO unhelpful and it had been #SO on my mind for hours now i was just. waiting for something? and even i didnt know what so it's not even fair #but my mum came home and decided she was in a bad mood and she had a go at my sister for being lazy and not doing the chores she said #she'd do today and she DIDNT yell at me which she sometimes does just do if she's pissed at my sister. but she just got mardy with me? #like she got up and left to go watch TV in her room and i was like 'oh i can watch it with you?' bc sometimes when they row my mum #hints at me and her going somewhere else to bitch about my sister. but she just shook her head and snapped at me for some dumb shit #like TINY shit id missed and then wouldn't even spend time with me and i was just like. are you serious #and THAT was when i had the thought bc i was like there is actually no winning with her temper #and i can never fully relax around her because of it. even when we're getting on she is at any point seconds away from ripping my head off #and it's not nice being around someone like that ALL THE TIME. and i dont mind it when im at uni bc im at my own house in my own life #but when it's HER house and she makes it very clear that it's HER house and we need her and the car if we want to so much as LEAVE #then that's just not a fucking pleasant environment to be in? right? even if it is just me being a baby? ugh idk and i hate this

[marudny-robot]

jaytim silly fic

I was in the mood to try writing drabbles, but I forgone chosen prompt in the middle of writing and this lacked few words I don't know where to put to make it a drabble (if I'm counting right).

So, have a silly fic. Not beta-ed.:

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Tim caught Jason's face in his hands. His thumbs wiped the tears falling down from his boyfriend's eyes.

"Listen, Tim..."

Tim shushed him. "It's alright Jay. I'm here now. Everything will be alright."

"Tim, I'm sorry but it isn't..."

"Shhh! No sorries, Jay."

"Could you at least–"

"I'll do everything for you." Tim got closer, looking directly into Jason's eyes. "Everything."

Jason thought that in this moment he looked crazy.

"Hey! You guys alright?"

"Finally!" Jason shouted. "Dick, he's drugged and I got teargassed. Get him away from me, so I could wash my eyes!"

#jaytim #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #I just added words so I'm not sure how long it is now but the og in my physical notepad had 91 words #fun fact: og also had 'husband' instead of 'boyfriend' bc I was writing with wangxian in mind but the fic said I shall write “Listen Tim” #so we are doing jaytim being silly #although I could left with husband #next time #Maruda writes #I don't like this version exactly but it's still funny for me #this author doesn't remember and didn't bother checking how teargas works so I'm not sure if washing his eyes is the first thing Jason shou #should do

[mutant-advice]

whatever. mind honey attempt two. this time i wear gloves.

#contect : mind honey attempt one is an attempt & not a success because the texture of the mind honey disgusted me - #to the point where i had to wash my hands ten times & lock it away in a box with a combination lock - #which i then reset without looking at the new combination. #i can pick locks though so i should be fine. #socialization

[crunchchute]

finally finished reading TSE *insert shackles chain breaking at sunset reaction picture*

#it wasnt bad okay #also imagined the perfect voice for Dave finally #idk how it just happened. i know it wont happen again but im sorta holding onto that burntrap laugh sound that i like for william #and it had the similar... i dunno how to call it. but his voice in my head would sound like that when laughing #i couldnt read it the other day cause i could only hear matthew in my mind lol #also turned to daydreaming twice during the final chapters imagining dave running away once he heard the group run #and second ofc my shitty self insert getting him out. wait it was three then cause also getting him out of the springlocks and #imagined driving him home from the hospital. hes so pretty in my car (i cant drive and i dont live alone but my tse self insert can ok) #(im rich and have a car and a house in the fnaf universe. so i can fuck around and flirt with will and take care of him ok) #anyway he was very pretty. also had a minds image of him washing off blood off his arms in a dimly lit bathroom #kinda wanna draw it. with his skin stained red and his sleeves drenched in blood #washing it off of a knife perhaps. then turning around leaning against the sinks as you interrupt him

[bokatan]

pouting because she got her gross muddy feet washed off and nobody believes her when she says that i actually used hot lava instead of water

#dogblr #my pets #lucy #guess who passed her group agility class eval tho. yaaaaay #had to make her temporarily Not Gross and that’s apparently a crime against dog-kind #some guy was walking on the sidewalk at the back of my yard and let me tell you. the sounds coming out of this dog when she saw him #if animal control shows up at my house i will not be surprised. you would’ve thought she was being skinned alive or something holy fuck #she was SO MAD that i was washing her feet and also holding her collar so she couldn’t go run at the fence to say hi to this random guy #mind you she’s just like standing there with one of her feet in this stupid paw washer cup thing. screaming her damn head off #trainer at her eval is like ‘she doesnt look or act much like a husky’ trust me youll see it later she’s just nervous rn #she’s always nervous and shy the first time we go anywhere new. she was already starting to chill out after like 10-15 minutes

[lavenderedhoney]

Princess feet part 2: the sequel

#part 1 is i pamper her by washing her feet for her every time we shower together #and it makes her bashful and blushy #part 2 is last night i kissed her feet just to mess with her after i fingerfucked her brains out #and she started moaning so i kept going lmao #and this is how we found out that getting her toes sucked in a body worship way gets her hard #shes SO MAD lmfaooooo #shes had her toes sucked before by other people and she didnt care for it #but in a princess-pampering way. ohhh boy it made her lose her mind #i knew this was gonna happen sooner or later 😇 #as long as theyre clean toes it doesnt bother me! #she was so funny she was like ''im gonna get you into piss as revenge'' #i told her shes not allowed to do that lmfao #text #baby 💖

[tcustodisart]

I need to draw her more often...

#oc #oc:robin #and i need to draw more in general #this week has been CRAZY #beside going to work i was also going to my parents to switch my mom in taking care of my grandma #who has to lay in bed 24/7 after she broke [idk how it's in english and i don't want to google it right now] #on top of everything my whole apartment is a mess because i found bedbugs on monday #so everything went to the washing machine #and i disassembled my bed and had to look and clean everywhere/everything #besides two bugs (one adult and one larva) I didn't find a nest #so it's either good or bad idk #good that there's no nest or bad that there is one but hidden very well #(mind you i checked even behind wallpaper) #(my whole bedroom was empty for 4 days) #(i even borrowed a pressure washer from my neighbor a #and used it on any small slit/gap/idk which one #where the bugs could hide) #it's been crazy #tomorrow I'll be building a new pc on top of everything #so fingers crossed that i'll have a working pc after that... #sorry you had to read it

[6ftkyle]

ok so in my last post i lied, i was gonna make someone else BUT i was stricken with the urge to make frozen kenny. im obsessed with him i love him. frozen kenny will once again be going to live with @shortkingkenny but i might make one for myself this time too :3c

wip pics under the cut :3

commission info: https://6ftkyle.carrd.co/

this time instead of making the leg too big at first i made it too SMALL, some day ill goldilocks myself into getting the size right the first time

#dont mind the pin sticking out of big frozen kenny #i snipped his parka to wash him and i havent actually washed him yet so i had to pin his parka closed lol #kenny mccormick #kzart #kzcrochet

[lady-assnali]

Absolutely incredible immaculate stunning life-changing unbelievable. Could your fave ever!?

#FOREVER stan #she was SO fucking cute the whole time #she said ‘I had two days off so my wig is washed i didn’t flat iron it though it just has a mind of its own’ #I told her I’ve been a fan since 2014 and she goes 2014?!?! DAMN. lol #she also played my two FAVORITE of her songs and I literally self combusted I was so happy #I can’t believe it’s over I’m going to cry now #adore Delano #should probably tag her huh

[needylittlegirl]

brain is spinning

#not in a good or bad way i just feel like im in a washing machine on a gentle cycle #just thinking about everything #mostly like #whoever i end up with is going to have to have So much patience #like #i dont know how Anything works #absolutely none of it #ive never had like healthy completely consensual sex #ive never been in a healthy relationship ive barely ever had Good friends #so like #erase everything thats happened to me like just dont count it #and i havent ever done anything #not with a boy in a romantic kinda way not with friends in a friends kinda way #and yeah that makes me sad sometimes and terrifies me most of the time #but hopefully i’ll find people that will take everything so slow with me and not mind #i just think its gonna be a long journey that im not super excited for cause i know its gonna be scary #but i also cant wait to like do everything for My first time #idk i think im just being a sap right now #and i cant wait to be able to do things with someone #like right now im just sitting in an empty parking lot with my door open watching the sunset and thinking about life #and someday i’ll be able to do that with someone!! we can talk about life for hours! #and someday someone will join me in my stupid little dance parties or karaoke sessions #and itll be nice #tbd #i need to romanticize every moment of my life or else i’ll want to die

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

Calm and gentle day at work rudely cut short by having literal shite smeared over my favourite hoodie

#it was my homestuck mind one so it fucking better wash out #also had a pot chucked at my head that missed by inches #i wad about to say i think i have some sort of protection from thrown objects but he did manage to bonk me on the head with a water bottle

[kaidabakugou]

random question, have any of you guys painted your hair bright pink? and if so how does it fade? like does it fade into a lighter pink or does it turn more peachy?

#kai.rambles #my hair appointment is tomorrow and i don’t know if to keep the red for summer as well #or go the bright pink i originally wanted for valentines but had to switch the date a little further #and ok hear me out in summer i am gonna wash my hair more often bc of the heat plus all the beach trips and road trips and travel etc #sooo the red will fade quicker and i actually like the dark peach thet it fades into so i dont mind having it that way until- #until the next appointment in june/july since i got every three months #i go* #buttttt i dont know how pink would brighten so idk if I’ll like it #bc what if it brightens into a faded yellow from the bleach underneath you know?!?! #and then it looks dirty and not taken care off #ik this all sounds like nonsense probably im just picky :)

[unopenablebox]

poor 🌸 is so constantly bedeviled by the fact that we have identical wardrobes

#this morning i left the bathroom to discover that we were wearing the same pair of dark wash uniqlo jeans #and identical shades of light blue button down [theirs cotton/mine linen] #so i left to go change. into my other recently ironed clean button down which is a white striped version of the exact shirt they had on #fortunately we no longer own identical sneakers bc i busted mine a few years ago and switched to converse #i honestly don't really mind but it hurts them. #secretly i am thinking about how if i learn to sew i can select fabrics i would hate to make them shirts with #i won't do that because i do not anticipate getting good enough at sewing for collared shirts. but id kind of like to #box opener #unfortunately when you have a moderately depressed transmasc and a closeted butch transfem nonbinary person who go out shopping together #at the same two affordable-and-nearby stores. and are almost identical heights and builds with not dissimilar coloring #and the same job. #you get. uh. um. well you get this.